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(My Fox DC)   Bill proposed in Kentucky to allow paralyzed people to have trained service monkeys for assistance. No, Drew, needing a beer while hungover isn't real paralysis, you can't have a monkey   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 35
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2014-01-21 12:53:21 PM
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Inconsolable.
 
2014-01-21 12:53:24 PM
Pray for Mojo.
 
2014-01-21 12:53:37 PM
Well, at least bananas are cheaper than steak.
 
2014-01-21 12:56:15 PM
Haven't you always wanted a mon-KEY?
 
2014-01-21 12:56:19 PM
I'm glad a there was a Fox producer / program director who had the clarity of mind to not run this story yesterday.

*squints*
 
2014-01-21 12:57:43 PM
Who is gonna be training the monkey, Yorrick?
 
2014-01-21 12:58:10 PM

ciberido: Inconsolable.


Incorrect SNL reference

/Pagine Janeane Garofalo or however you spell it
 
2014-01-21 12:59:14 PM
Drew spanks monkeys?
 
2014-01-21 01:00:38 PM
This could end poorly.
 
2014-01-21 01:01:17 PM
Johnny Crowder approves.

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2014-01-21 01:03:23 PM
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2014-01-21 01:04:30 PM
Over in two.
 
2014-01-21 01:06:26 PM
What's really cool is how much the monkeys help. They are usually trained to help grab items the patient can't reach and to carry out simple tasks that the patient can't achieve on their own.
 
2014-01-21 01:07:50 PM
Oh goody, those things are tasty.
 
2014-01-21 01:08:55 PM
Monkey hate clean.
 
2014-01-21 01:11:33 PM

HaywoodJablonski: ciberido: Inconsolable.

Incorrect SNL reference


I don't know...

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That looks like a monkey to me.
 
2014-01-21 01:13:48 PM
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2014-01-21 01:13:51 PM

lilbjorn: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x417]


Came.
Saw.
Satisfied.
 
2014-01-21 01:14:07 PM

square028: Johnny Crowder approves.

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And this got you favorited in green.

Also, if Obama would have come through with our free hobos, we wouldn't have to make the monkeys work for us.
 
2014-01-21 01:14:22 PM
I did no such thing.
 
2014-01-21 01:16:23 PM
Just watch Monkeyshines and that'll end it
 
2014-01-21 01:18:17 PM

ciberido: HaywoodJablonski: ciberido: Inconsolable.

Incorrect SNL reference

I don't know...

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That looks like a monkey to me.


Touch him! Love him!

/Your droning has become tiresome.
//Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.
 
2014-01-21 01:20:14 PM

ciberido: HaywoodJablonski: ciberido: Inconsolable.

Incorrect SNL reference

I don't know...



That looks like a monkey to me.


Doesn't look like a helpful monkey, though. Perhaps one who cleans bathrooms would be more appropriate
 
2014-01-21 01:24:48 PM
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2014-01-21 01:42:39 PM
My very first greenlight was about monkey helpers who bring you beer and fling poop at Jehovah's Witnesses. I love service monkeys.
 
2014-01-21 02:23:11 PM

flucto: My very first greenlight was about monkey helpers who bring you beer and fling poop at Jehovah's Witnesses. I love service monkeys.


That sounds more interesting then my first greenlit. Mine was about buying fake marijuana with a fake million dollar bill.
 
2014-01-21 02:37:00 PM
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how about some mint julep?
 
2014-01-21 03:06:22 PM
BEER? Everyone knows you drink a bloody mary when hung over.
 
2014-01-21 03:09:44 PM
What could possiblie go wrong?

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2014-01-21 03:28:56 PM
Going to buy my monkey a jacket and some cigarettes.
 
2014-01-21 03:47:17 PM
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2014-01-21 04:06:01 PM
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2014-01-21 07:28:46 PM
Drew has three little kids, what's he need a monkey for? bridge?
 
2014-01-21 09:28:58 PM

vincent_blackshadow: Drew has three little kids, what's he need a monkey for? bridge?


Heh!

My thoughts exactly.
 
2014-01-22 01:31:14 AM
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Says who?
 
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