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2014-01-21 11:09:54 AM
Being Cocoa High School, I have to wonder if any farm animals were involved.
 
2014-01-21 11:53:00 AM
How did his classmates find out?
 
2014-01-21 12:18:50 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-21 12:29:44 PM
Wait.  Much confuse.  He's being expelled because other kids are using their phones to download his porn and show it to other students at the school?

Wait, what?
 
2014-01-21 12:32:59 PM
apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.
 
2014-01-21 12:43:09 PM
Nice of the school system to give his fledgeling career a boost like that.
 
2014-01-21 12:43:55 PM

thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.


It pays.  Straight porn doesn't.
 
2014-01-21 12:46:31 PM
District leaders declined to be interviewed, but a representative said they are still investigating and suggested Marucci violated the student code of conduct, but would not specify which rule he is accused of breaking

That's pretty convenient.

School administrators are just nazis without the cool Hugo Boss uniforms.
 
2014-01-21 12:48:41 PM

question_dj: thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

It pays.  Straight porn doesn't.


If it's solo, is it really gay?  Not that I've looked to see if he's done solo or couple/group performances.
 
2014-01-21 12:52:11 PM

question_dj: Wait.  Much confuse.  He's being expelled because other kids are using their phones to download his porn and show it to other students at the school?

Wait, what?


Because it probably makes the school principal feel conflicted in the pants and has to go say 10 Hail Marys, or give $1,000 to the local fundie church, or whatever it is they do to keep lodged deep in the closet and try to feel good about it.
 
2014-01-21 12:54:40 PM

BizarreMan: question_dj: thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

It pays.  Straight porn doesn't.

If it's solo, is it really gay?  Not that I've looked to see if he's done solo or couple/group performances.


Well, I'd say yes.  Because as a straight guy, I'm not drawn to porn of dudes masturbating.  It seems that's a thing that gay and bisexual men would enjoy, and maybe in some regard, women.  But looking at the target audience, it's definitely super gay.
 
2014-01-21 01:03:33 PM

BizarreMan: question_dj: thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

It pays.  Straight porn doesn't.

If it's solo, is it really gay?  Not that I've looked to see if he's done solo or couple/group performances.



From another article: "The explicit films were featured on the Sean Cody website, which specializes in "bareback" gay porn."

/NTTAWWT
 
2014-01-21 01:20:30 PM

Marcus Aurelius: District leaders declined to be interviewed, but a representative said they are still investigating and suggested Marucci violated the student code of conduct, but would not specify which rule he is accused of breaking

That's pretty convenient.

School administrators are just nazis without the cool Hugo Boss uniforms.


What they mean is "we don't like it and we're desperately trying to find somewhere that 'not liking it' is enshrined in a school rule but we can't right now."
 
2014-01-21 01:36:33 PM
"In this particular case, we had an investigation, which is now complete, and the student is welcomed to come back to talk to Dr. Sullivan about his educational options," said Irwin.

Methinks the lady may want to audition him, and that makes her quite uncomfortable with herself.

/bet she's a Twilight fan, too
 
2014-01-21 01:40:31 PM
 
2014-01-21 01:42:07 PM
Hero tag?
 
2014-01-21 01:42:27 PM
"He stood up and he was the man of the house when I couldn't be."
True words, Porn Mom, true words.
 
2014-01-21 01:44:26 PM
Meanwhile, submitter gets a 'F' in English.
 
2014-01-21 01:48:01 PM
His next series of films will pretty much write themselves now.

/Boom chicka wow wow
 
2014-01-21 01:48:15 PM
This is absolutely disgusting.

This guy was well within his rights as an adult to do this.  I would have cautioned him otherwise, but he was well within his rights.

As a student he was bullied over it.  And how did the school react?  By blaming the victim.

That is sickening.
 
2014-01-21 01:49:41 PM

thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.


Gay porn apparently pays more money..... Yet it tends to really piss off gay porn actors (if the person is straight).

Kudos to him for doing whatever is necessary to pay the bills!

/Me <----- College Professor who respects students who do whatever they can to meet stupidly high bills for their education
 
2014-01-21 01:50:06 PM

thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.


He was facing some hard times.  He sucked it up and bent over forwards and backwards to make ends meet.  In the end, he was a better man in the eyes of his mother.

/picturing Sonny Boy with three cawks stuck in his mouth -- now that's a face only a mother could love.
 
2014-01-21 01:51:58 PM
By his bootstraps, and by his jockstraps.
 
2014-01-21 01:53:23 PM

Prey4reign: thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

He was facing some hard times.  He sucked it up and bent over forwards and backwards to make ends meet.  In the end, he was a better man in the eyes of his mother.

/picturing Sonny Boy with three cawks stuck in his mouth -- now that's a face only a mother could love.


So what's the thrust of your argument?
 
2014-01-21 01:55:31 PM

StrikitRich: Being Cocoa High School, I have to wonder if any farm animals were involved.


That would be Palm Bay.
 
2014-01-21 01:57:58 PM
Marucci said he became the target of bullies

They sound gay

/nttawwt
 
2014-01-21 01:58:34 PM
Sounds like a... risky business.
 
2014-01-21 02:02:00 PM

dstanley: StrikitRich: Being Cocoa High School, I have to wonder if any farm animals were involved.

That would be Palm Bay.


Palm Bay High aren't 'The Pirates' for nothing.
 
2014-01-21 02:02:44 PM
education options?

[castingcouch.jpg]
 
2014-01-21 02:03:01 PM
Seriously, how do you bully someone for getting paid to fark smoking hot chicks?

"look at that loser! He had to have sex with two hot chicks at once. What an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha "
 
2014-01-21 02:04:01 PM
Need to match him up with the 30ish Language Arts teacher.   FARK thread made in heaven.
 
2014-01-21 02:08:20 PM
Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.
 
2014-01-21 02:09:58 PM

abfalter: This is absolutely disgusting.

This guy was well within his rights as an adult to do this.  I would have cautioned him otherwise, but he was well within his rights.

As a student he was bullied over it.  And how did the school react?  By blaming the victim.

That is sickening.


To be fair to his classmates, they've been demanding his return to school. FTFA:

Students reacted strongly to Marucci's punishment. Dozens staged a walkout on Friday in support of their classmate, hoping to persuade the school to let him stay. Marucci said he was not involved in the walkout, but said it was orchestrated by his friends.
 
2014-01-21 02:11:00 PM
"I think he's the most awesome person in the world," she said. "He stood up and he was the man of the house when I couldn't be."

Mother of the Year Award candidate?
 
2014-01-21 02:11:05 PM
Wasn't this an 80's movie with a lot of music montage chase scenes?
 
2014-01-21 02:14:38 PM
The real question: Who is Dr. Sullivan?
 
2014-01-21 02:15:14 PM
FTA:  "a representative said they are still investigating and suggested Marucci violated the student code of conduct, but would not specify which rule he is accused of breaking."

I'd like to suggest you go fark yourself, representative, but I'm not going to specify which rusty object you do it with.
 
2014-01-21 02:16:23 PM

The Evil Home Brewer: thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

Gay porn apparently pays more money..... Yet it tends to really piss off gay porn actors (if the person is straight).

Kudos to him for doing whatever is necessary to pay the bills!

/Me <----- College Professor who respects students who do whatever they can to meet stupidly high bills for their education


That's not what I heard.  Them queers love to bone them some straight boys.  I think most gay porn is that exact fantasy.
 
2014-01-21 02:16:54 PM

BizarreMan: question_dj: thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

It pays.  Straight porn doesn't.

If it's solo, is it really gay?  Not that I've looked to see if he's done solo or couple/group performances.


It's not solo. There's a six-man orgy out there with him at the center.

/FYI
 
2014-01-21 02:17:05 PM
I love this attitude some school administrators have that if someone is bullied or teased or might be (because of their hair or clothes or some other bit of non-conformity) the victim must be removed because they're a "disruption" rather than disciplining the bullies.

Heaven forbid kids should learn to focus when there are distractions like life going on around them.  That's a skill they'll never need.
 
2014-01-21 02:18:07 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: The real question: Who is Dr. Sullivan?


districtcommunications.brevardschools.org
 
2014-01-21 02:18:08 PM
It's perfectly acceptable for an 18 year old girl to strip for the camera, but an 18 year old boy and it's something to raise issues with the school board about. These are the sort of issues you have to deal with when your seniors are mostly adults.
 
2014-01-21 02:18:30 PM
Followup (redlit by mods, but still of possible interest): The county school board have ordered the school to re-admit him.

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/brevard-county-district-student-can -r eturn-to-school-after-porn-controversy/-/1637132/24032830/-/uqwnedz/-/ index.html
 
2014-01-21 02:20:38 PM

abhorrent1: Seriously, how do you bully someone for getting paid to fark smoking hot chicks?

"look at that loser! He had to have sex with two hot chicks at once. What an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha "


Well, he might get bullied because it's gay porn, from what I understand.
 
2014-01-21 02:20:50 PM

Halstread: Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.


Sorry to break it to you, but, if you've waited until 16 to have the "Birds and Bees" talk with your daughter.... you are going to be a tad late on that.
 
2014-01-21 02:21:35 PM

Halstread: Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.


A parent's discomfort doesn't mean this kid deserves expulsion for doing nothing illegal.  They are free to remove their kids from the school though.
 
2014-01-21 02:22:03 PM
"He stood up and he was the man of the house when I couldn't be."

dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2014-01-21 02:22:37 PM

abfalter: This is absolutely disgusting.

This guy was well within his rights as an adult to do this.  I would have cautioned him otherwise, but he was well within his rights.

As a student he was bullied over it.  And how did the school react?  By blaming the victim.

That is sickening.


Welcome to education in America!  Admins would rather expel the lone student/outsider than try to handle one or two dozen students (and you can be sure some of the "best" kids are in the mix) sharing pron on schools grounds.  Dealing with one/two irate parents isn't that bad.  Try dealing with 30-40, some of whom have enough power as a group to force the Superintendent to fire the Principal.  The guy was CYA, not that I can blame him.

Admins need to stand up to such pressures, but they like their salaries more than their principles.
 
2014-01-21 02:25:12 PM
Can't believe he's not getting compensated for students and teachers looking at his work.
 
2014-01-21 02:25:41 PM

red5ish: "I think he's the most awesome person in the world," she said. "He stood up and he was the man of the house when I couldn't be."

Mother of the Year Award candidate?


As a single mom of two boys, while I have no issue with my sons making their own way and making their own choices when they are adults, I would not want to know if they chose to do PORN, and if I found out that the REASON my son felt he needed to do porn was because he felt that he needed to be "the man of the house when I couldn't be," I think I would probably kill myself.  Seriously, what kind of lazy woman says, "I am having trouble making ends meet son, so would you mind doing something skanky like a bit of gay PORN to support my meth addiction, or should I just go walk the streets myself?"  Mother of the Year indeed!
 
2014-01-21 02:27:13 PM
Brandon St. Randy approves.

criticsden.com

I thought you recognized me.  I assumed you were a fan of my work.
 
2014-01-21 02:31:49 PM
He's being punished for taking a job away from a Florida teacher.
 
2014-01-21 02:32:31 PM

Teresaol31: red5ish: "I think he's the most awesome person in the world," she said. "He stood up and he was the man of the house when I couldn't be."

Mother of the Year Award candidate?

As a single mom of two boys, while I have no issue with my sons making their own way and making their own choices when they are adults, I would not want to know if they chose to do PORN, and if I found out that the REASON my son felt he needed to do porn was because he felt that he needed to be "the man of the house when I couldn't be," I think I would probably kill myself.  Seriously, what kind of lazy woman says, "I am having trouble making ends meet son, so would you mind doing something skanky like a bit of gay PORN to support my meth addiction, or should I just go walk the streets myself?"  Mother of the Year indeed!


I am hoping the Mother of the Year comment was sarcastic.
 
2014-01-21 02:33:59 PM

Halstread: Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.


If your daughter is still learning about the birds and bees at 16 you failed already.
 
2014-01-21 02:34:19 PM

Teresaol31: red5ish: "I think he's the most awesome person in the world," she said. "He stood up and he was the man of the house when I couldn't be."

Mother of the Year Award candidate?

As a single mom of two boys, while I have no issue with my sons making their own way and making their own choices when they are adults, I would not want to know if they chose to do PORN, and if I found out that the REASON my son felt he needed to do porn was because he felt that he needed to be "the man of the house when I couldn't be," I think I would probably kill myself.  Seriously, what kind of lazy woman says, "I am having trouble making ends meet son, so would you mind doing something skanky like a bit of gay PORN to support my meth addiction, or should I just go walk the streets myself?"  Mother of the Year indeed!


I hope you understand that I was nominating her for the Fark Mother of the Year, as in "holy crap this woman is a horrible mother".
 
2014-01-21 02:39:44 PM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: thisisyourbrainonFark: The real question: Who is Dr. Sullivan?

[districtcommunications.brevardschools.org image 850x1062]


Hmm, well, that was unexpected. I was merely pointing out, in an obtuse way, that TFA only gave her last name, no first reference. But thanks, I guess?
 
2014-01-21 02:47:47 PM

jst3p: Halstread: Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.

If your daughter is still learning about the birds and bees at 16 you failed already.


No doubt, thankfully I don't have a 16 year old daughter, or any children for that matter.  That said, I'm sure there are plenty of 16 year olds that haven't had the talk yet.  The birds and the bees talk has quite a different "starting point" when your children come home after sitting at the lunch table with Jenna Jameson.
 
2014-01-21 02:47:57 PM
1) I'm guessing it was gay porn thus the freakout (although the article doesn't say and no I'm not RTFT)

2) Even if they let him back in they have already f*cked up his scholastic career. You get 4-5 years of high school. Losing even part of a semester can be catastrophic.

3) Now that they've pulled this they've brought attention to what would have been a mostly private matter and likely screwed up his chances at many higher learning institutions and future jobs.

Good f*cking going school f*ckers.

You really go out of your way to help those young people who need it most achieve their goals.
 
2014-01-21 02:50:23 PM
I blame the career counselor who told him to get a "Farking Job" and the kid took the advice literally.
 
2014-01-21 02:52:56 PM
I've watched some cam girls. I would imagine cam dudes are about the same. It's a job, some of them put on a good performance, some of them are not meant to be able to do that type of job. If you look at it like that, understanding that this person is just trying to make some money, generally tips or subscription. I just don't have a problem with it as long as the actor is legal age. "Actor" is kind of the key word here. The person perfoming these sexual acts is somebody who is performing a service for another who is interested in paying for a brief glimpse at their fantasy, whatevere it is. it's all good, No harm done, unfortunately there can be a stigma associated with that baser instinct.
Here's a little fact, everybody masturbates. Sometimes when you masturbate, you want to have a little extra stimulation., thus internet porn is something like a couple billion dollar enterprise.
 
2014-01-21 02:54:39 PM

Halstread: jst3p: Halstread: Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.

If your daughter is still learning about the birds and bees at 16 you failed already.

No doubt, thankfully I don't have a 16 year old daughter, or any children for that matter.  That said, I'm sure there are plenty of 16 year olds that haven't had the talk yet.


The fact that their parents are failures is not sufficient justification for kicking this guy, who is doing nothing illegal, out of school.
 
2014-01-21 02:59:33 PM

jst3p: Halstread: jst3p: Halstread: Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.

If your daughter is still learning about the birds and bees at 16 you failed already.

No doubt, thankfully I don't have a 16 year old daughter, or any children for that matter.  That said, I'm sure there are plenty of 16 year olds that haven't had the talk yet.

The fact that their parents are failures is not sufficient justification for kicking this guy, who is doing nothing illegal, out of school.


HAHAHA, sufficient justification, HAHAHAHAH.  I was just bringing up a point that I can see why some idiot (or perhaps naive is a better word) parents would be worked up.  There are always two sides, and Im sure administration had both of them in their ears.
 
2014-01-21 03:01:31 PM

airsupport: Prey4reign: thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

He was facing some hard times.  He sucked it up and bent over forwards and backwards to make ends meet.  In the end, he was a better man in the eyes of his mother.

/picturing Sonny Boy with three cawks stuck in his mouth -- now that's a face only a mother could love.

So what's the thrust of your argument?


penis
 
2014-01-21 03:03:39 PM
Teacher's unions for ya.

If you're on the payroll and rape a kid they'll fight to keep your job.

If you're not paying them dues and have sex legally they get all grouchy.
 
2014-01-21 03:05:58 PM

dletter: Halstread: Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.

Sorry to break it to you, but, if you've waited until 16 to have the "Birds and Bees" talk with your daughter.... you are going to be a tad late on that.


Thankfully, I have two boys. I remember when my oldest was starting high school. He'd gone through "health class" in
middle school and understood the basics. Our "The Talk" went something like this (not exactly but you get the gist):

"You're starting high school now. You're going to find kids your age that are dating, some even more than just dating. You're going to find that some kids your age are already having sex. You don't need to have sex just because "everyone else is doing it". We would prefer that you wait until you find someone that you genuinely love, but that decision is yours. We do insist that if you make the decision to have sex, that you wear a condom. Always. I don't care if the girl says "I can't get pregnant" or "I'm on the pill" or "It's only this one time". It only takes once. Also, if you DO have sex, don't be a jerk about it and brag to everyone. Be respectful. And always remember:

No means no.
"I really shouldn't..." means no.
"Yes but don't tell my boyfriend" means no.
"Yes" when she's anything other than stone cold sober means no.
"Yes" if she is younger than you means no."

He's 19 and I am fortunate that he is comfortable talking to me about things. My youngest is in middle school and is more than a little embarrassed to talk about that kind of stuff, but even he does. He sees his classmates dating and kissing, and he tells me, "Mom, I'm just not ready to have a girlfriend..." He worries about being picked on, but he's standing his ground. I couldn't be prouder of him :)
 
2014-01-21 03:10:02 PM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: thisisyourbrainonFark: The real question: Who is Dr. Sullivan?

[districtcommunications.brevardschools.org image 850x1062]


Meh, if she offered me her C i might give her a D but only if she doesnt hand out F's all the time.  I'd have to protect my 3.7" GPA.  She'd have to respect my honor roll.

/yes, my GPA isn't perfect
 
2014-01-21 03:15:05 PM

The Evil Home Brewer: thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

Gay porn apparently pays more money..... Yet it tends to really piss off gay porn actors (if the person is straight).

Kudos to him for doing whatever is necessary to pay the bills!

/Me <----- College Professor who respects students who do whatever they can to meet stupidly high bills for their education


We have a college intern that lives in Chicago, has class every day at MSOE in downtown Milwaukee, and works here in the southern suburbs.  When he is not in class, he drives here and back to make as many hours as he can between 8am and 6pm.  He picks up late night and weekend odd jobs from my boss' other investments (condo renovation) to make extra money on the side. He's not single has wedding plans after he graduates.  He also tries to be as much of a dad (Read: Spend time, help with homework, etc) with his future step son.
 His Major?  Architectural Engineering


I give him mad props. I have also never seen anyone drink as much coffee as he does.
 
2014-01-21 03:16:38 PM

Drubell: abhorrent1: Seriously, how do you bully someone for getting paid to fark smoking hot chicks?

"look at that loser! He had to have sex with two hot chicks at once. What an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha "

Well, he might get bullied because it's gay porn, from what I understand.


The followup story stated he just posed for pictures.
 
2014-01-21 03:18:21 PM

Halstread: jst3p: Halstread: jst3p: Halstread: Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.

If your daughter is still learning about the birds and bees at 16 you failed already.

No doubt, thankfully I don't have a 16 year old daughter, or any children for that matter.  That said, I'm sure there are plenty of 16 year olds that haven't had the talk yet.

The fact that their parents are failures is not sufficient justification for kicking this guy, who is doing nothing illegal, out of school.

HAHAHA, sufficient justification, HAHAHAHAH.  I was just bringing up a point that I can see why some idiot (or perhaps naive is a better word) parents would be worked up.  There are always two sides, and Im sure administration had both of them in their ears.


There are two sides in the sense that one side says the world is round and another says it's flat.
 
2014-01-21 03:19:26 PM

question_dj: thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

It pays.  Straight porn doesn't.


Well sure, wouldn't you charge extra to take one in the ass?
 
2014-01-21 03:23:56 PM
FTFA:In a referral slip, administrators wrote that he threatened to brings weapons to the school -- something he denies.

What I said was "I can smash you with THIS war hammer, right here".

/because his penis is large
//because pornography.
 
2014-01-21 03:27:56 PM

The Evil Home Brewer: thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

Gay porn apparently pays more money..... Yet it tends to really piss off gay porn actors (if the person is straight).

Kudos to him for doing whatever is necessary to pay the bills!

/Me <----- College Professor who respects students who do whatever they can to meet stupidly high bills for their education


When did high school start having stupidly high bills?
 
2014-01-21 03:32:43 PM

jst3p: Halstread: Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.

If your daughter is still learning about the birds and bees at 16 you failed already.


Don't worry, she already knows.
 
2014-01-21 03:37:34 PM

abhorrent1: Seriously, how do you bully someone for getting paid to fark smoking hot chicks?

"look at that loser! He had to have sex with two hot chicks at once. What an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha "


When those two smoking hot chicks look like dudes.

/and have big wangs
//NTTAWWT
 
2014-01-21 03:37:51 PM

abhorrent1: Seriously, how do you bully someone for getting paid to fark smoking hot chicks?

"look at that loser! He had to have sex with two hot chicks at once. What an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha "


You mean bareback with 5 other guys at once?
 
2014-01-21 03:44:44 PM

question_dj: Wait.  Much confuse.  He's being expelled because other kids are using their phones to download his porn and show it to other students at the school?

Wait, what?


This.

Seems to me that all of the *other* kids in the school who are downloading his stuff and showing it to the other students are the ones who are causing the 'disruption' and should also be expelled.

/zero tolerance, right???
 
2014-01-21 03:47:40 PM

Halstread: jst3p: Halstread: Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.

If your daughter is still learning about the birds and bees at 16 you failed already.

No doubt, thankfully I don't have a 16 year old daughter, or any children for that matter.  That said, I'm sure there are plenty of 16 year olds that haven't had the talk yet.  The birds and the bees talk has quite a different "starting point" when your children come home after sitting at the lunch table with Jenna Jameson.


Let's just be honest here: Somebody who hasn't had the talk with their kids by the time they turn 16 never intended to have the talk in the first place. If kids can't learn it from their parents, if their parents won't allow their teachers to teach them, if they shouldn't learn it from their peers... then where??
 
2014-01-21 03:48:27 PM

here to help: 1) I'm guessing it was gay porn thus the freakout (although the article doesn't say and no I'm not RTFT)

2) Even if they let him back in they have already f*cked up his scholastic career. You get 4-5 years of high school. Losing even part of a semester can be catastrophic.

3) Now that they've pulled this they've brought attention to what would have been a mostly private matter and likely screwed up his chances at many higher learning institutions and future jobs.

Good f*cking going school f*ckers.

You really go out of your way to help those young people who need it most achieve their goals.


It wasn't the school that made it public, it was his family, think theyposted on Reddit. If he wanted to keep his alterego in porn private, I'm sure he could have sued under a pseudonym.
 
2014-01-21 03:49:15 PM
Hell, if I'd known people would pay me to jerk off when I was 18, I wouldn't still be paying for student loans.
 
2014-01-21 03:53:13 PM

StrikitRich: Drubell: abhorrent1: Seriously, how do you bully someone for getting paid to fark smoking hot chicks?

"look at that loser! He had to have sex with two hot chicks at once. What an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha "

Well, he might get bullied because it's gay porn, from what I understand.

The followup story stated he just posed for pictures.


Gawker has links to the video. It's not just pix.
 
2014-01-21 03:58:51 PM
FTA: Marucci said he became the target of bullies, and now he said the school wants him gone.


HA HA. Robert's got a fat, fat cock!

And his splooge didn't shoot far enough to hit the second woman!!
 
2014-01-21 03:58:52 PM
Huh. not often do they try to shame the man in pron.
 
2014-01-21 04:00:04 PM

Pangea: FTA: Marucci said he became the target of bullies, and now he said the school wants him gone.


HA HA. Robert's got a fat, fat cock!

And his splooge didn't shoot far enough to hit the second woman!!



Regardless of unit dimensions, what male in High School is going to get made fun of for banging chicks??? In my day, he would be crowned king.
 
2014-01-21 04:00:28 PM

thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.


Whoops. My bias is showing!
 
2014-01-21 04:04:29 PM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: thisisyourbrainonFark: The real question: Who is Dr. Sullivan?

[districtcommunications.brevardschools.org image 850x1062]


Thanks a lot. That smile will now haunt my nightmares.
 
2014-01-21 04:04:57 PM
Moral turitube, anyone?
www.wearysloth.com
 
2014-01-21 04:05:50 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Guns n' Farkin Roses: thisisyourbrainonFark: The real question: Who is Dr. Sullivan?

[districtcommunications.brevardschools.org image 850x1062]

Hmm, well, that was unexpected. I was merely pointing out, in an obtuse way, that TFA only gave her last name, no first reference. But thanks, I guess?


She looks like a post-porn-career Taylor Rain plus the aging effects of a decade or so of public school work drudgery... or of a year of meth abuse.

And AFAICT, Ms Rain had no compunctions about takin' it in the pooper, or anywhere else for that matter.  In fact, she portrayed quite the convincing eager beaver...
 
2014-01-21 04:07:09 PM

StrikitRich: Drubell: abhorrent1: Seriously, how do you bully someone for getting paid to fark smoking hot chicks?

"look at that loser! He had to have sex with two hot chicks at once. What an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha "

Well, he might get bullied because it's gay porn, from what I understand.

The followup story stated he just posed for pictures.


That's how the interview starts...
 
2014-01-21 04:11:44 PM

Halstread: jst3p: Halstread: jst3p: Halstread: Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.

If your daughter is still learning about the birds and bees at 16 you failed already.

No doubt, thankfully I don't have a 16 year old daughter, or any children for that matter.  That said, I'm sure there are plenty of 16 year olds that haven't had the talk yet.

The fact that their parents are failures is not sufficient justification for kicking this guy, who is doing nothing illegal, out of school.

HAHAHA, sufficient justification, HAHAHAHAH.  I was just bringing up a point that I can see why some idiot (or perhaps naive is a better word) parents would be worked up.  There are always two sides, and Im sure administration had both of them in their ears.


Why is it important why some idiot parents would be worked up? There are idiot parents everywhere and they are often worked up about something or other but trying to understand their point of view isn't high on my priority list because they are idiots.
 
2014-01-21 04:23:58 PM

dletter: Halstread: Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.

Sorry to break it to you, but, if you've waited until 16 to have the "Birds and Bees" talk with your daughter.... you are going to be a tad late on that.


I'll go a step farther and say that if you're only having one "talk" you're doing it wrong.

Kids should get any question they are mature enough to ask answered honestly, and they certainly don't wait until 16 to wonder where babies come from.  Even if they're too shy to ask, they also need a talk about puberty when their peers start to hit it, lest they be confused by the garbled information coming from them.  Then before high school they need to know about the bullshiat peer pressure to have sex, condoms, what a healthy relationship does and doesn't look like, condoms, the dangers of alcohol and sex, condoms, consent in general, and condoms.
 
2014-01-21 04:29:23 PM
digitalrain:
And always remember:

No means no.
"I really shouldn't..." means no.
"Yes but don't tell my boyfriend" means no she is a slut.
"Yes" when she's anything other than stone cold sober means no.
"Yes" if she is younger than you means no."


FTFY
 
2014-01-21 04:37:15 PM
"Time of your life, huh, kid?"

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-21 05:13:42 PM
So the kid did something legally, other people found out and made fun of him and the principal doesn't like it so he's expelled. It's amazing the things that get people all butthurt about.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
 
2014-01-21 05:22:08 PM

Gentoolive: question_dj: thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

It pays.  Straight porn doesn't.

Well sure, wouldn't you charge extra to take one in the ass?


your mom always does...
 
2014-01-21 05:33:13 PM

stonicus: digitalrain:
And always remember:

No means no.
"I really shouldn't..." means no.
"Yes but don't tell my boyfriend" means no she is a slut.
"Yes" when she's anything other than stone cold sober means no.
"Yes" if she is younger than you means no."

FTFY


Yet another reason to assume it means no.
 
2014-01-21 05:40:11 PM

jst3p: Teresaol31: red5ish: "I think he's the most awesome person in the world," she said. "He stood up and he was the man of the house when I couldn't be."

Mother of the Year Award candidate?

As a single mom of two boys, while I have no issue with my sons making their own way and making their own choices when they are adults, I would not want to know if they chose to do PORN, and if I found out that the REASON my son felt he needed to do porn was because he felt that he needed to be "the man of the house when I couldn't be," I think I would probably kill myself.  Seriously, what kind of lazy woman says, "I am having trouble making ends meet son, so would you mind doing something skanky like a bit of gay PORN to support my meth addiction, or should I just go walk the streets myself?"  Mother of the Year indeed!

I am hoping the Mother of the Year comment was sarcastic.


You kidding.

She is in the running for the Fark Mother of the year award.

We really need Fark Mother of The Year T-Shirts.
 
2014-01-21 05:41:40 PM

The Evil Home Brewer: thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

Gay porn apparently pays more money..... Yet it tends to really piss off gay porn actors (if the person is straight).

Kudos to him for doing whatever is necessary to pay the bills!

/Me <----- College Professor who respects students who do whatever they can to meet stupidly high bills for their education


I, too, teach at the college level. The prices charged for tuition and books are obscene! None of my students work in the pron industry (that I know of), but they do have crap jobs which (mostly) pay the bills.

This student is 18 and is engaging in a legal profession outside of school. Someone else brought this in and showed it around. The administrators hate pron and have to find a reason to kick him out. They are mad that he will make more in a month than they will in a year. Hell. . .he makes more in a month than I do in a year.

/Community College in middle Tennessee
 
2014-01-21 05:47:24 PM
More like he was the man of the house because he bent over, amarite?
 
2014-01-21 06:13:03 PM
So some kids find his gay porn video and make fun of him for it? No one stopped to ask them why they were looking up gay porn videos? Did they also keep asking why all these homosexuals keep sucking their cocks?

Also, he is from Cocoa High. Gay Porn Star is far more respectable than what most of his classmates will end up doing, which is exactly what he does but getting paid in airplane glue.
 
2014-01-21 06:34:37 PM

Shakespeare's Sister: The Evil Home Brewer: thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

Gay porn apparently pays more money..... Yet it tends to really piss off gay porn actors (if the person is straight).

Kudos to him for doing whatever is necessary to pay the bills!

/Me <----- College Professor who respects students who do whatever they can to meet stupidly high bills for their education

I, too, teach at the college level. The prices charged for tuition and books are obscene! None of my students work in the pron industry (that I know of), but they do have crap jobs which (mostly) pay the bills.

This student is 18 and is engaging in a legal profession outside of school. Someone else brought this in and showed it around. The administrators hate pron and have to find a reason to kick him out. They are mad that he will make more in a month than they will in a year. Hell. . .he makes more in a month than I do in a year.

/Community College in middle Tennessee


Actually, it may not be legal. In many jurisdictions it's considered prostitution.

Also, his mom is an idiot. Thanks to this, he'll probably have more diseases than income 20 years from now.
Parents should not let kids do things that will damage their future.
 
2014-01-21 06:40:02 PM
I wonder if the mentally-challenged operatives in school administrations/boards sit around in their meetings and table ideas with the express purpose of looking stupid?
 
2014-01-21 06:48:05 PM

co2van: I've watched some cam girls. I would imagine cam dudes are about the same. It's a job, some of them put on a good performance, some of them are not meant to be able to do that type of job. If you look at it like that, understanding that this person is just trying to make some money, generally tips or subscription. I just don't have a problem with it as long as the actor is legal age. "Actor" is kind of the key word here. The person perfoming these sexual acts is somebody who is performing a service for another who is interested in paying for a brief glimpse at their fantasy, whatevere it is. it's all good, No harm done, unfortunately there can be a stigma associated with that baser instinct.
Here's a little fact, everybody masturbates. Sometimes when you masturbate, you want to have a little extra stimulation., thus internet porn is something like a couple billion dollar enterprise.


I think he would have been better off doing cam stuff as a lot of the cam sites let performers block people from their own country/state/province/etc.

CSB: One of my friends used to date a camgirl.She bought a house herself (in Calgary no less). She redecorated the room she did the camshows in with the most beat-up looking used furniture she could find... and it worked. Guys would throw tokens at her so she could get better furniture etc. She'd wear worn-out clothes and people would give her tokens to "get some new clothes" etc. Sometimes she'd do her makeup, make herself cry (onions, etc) then do a show with her makeup all farked up asking for money because she needed it bad for food/rent etc. So guys were throwing crazy tokens to help this "poor girl" get food when she was making more than most of them.
 
2014-01-21 07:01:59 PM

AgentKGB: CSB: One of my friends used to date a camgirl.She bought a house herself (in Calgary no less). She redecorated the room she did the camshows in with the most beat-up looking used furniture she could find... and it worked. Guys would throw tokens at her so she could get better furniture etc. She'd wear worn-out clothes and people would give her tokens to "get some new clothes" etc. Sometimes she'd do her makeup, make herself cry (onions, etc) then do a show with her makeup all farked up asking for money because she needed it bad for food/rent etc. So guys were throwing crazy tokens to help this "poor girl" get food when she was making more than most of them.


Not much different from some beggars.  Saw one guy went through the trouble of using a wheel chair and his family for the con.  I know he was a fraud because he had a nice car sitting around the corner out of sight.  Wait around long enough and follow them, some beggars have nicer homes than I.  The professional beggars are usually welfare queens as well.
 
2014-01-21 07:13:44 PM

Halstread: Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.


Your 16 year old should already know all there is to know about the birds and the bees and how to protect herself from bee stings.
 
2014-01-21 07:17:44 PM

Animatronik: Shakespeare's Sister: The Evil Home Brewer: thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

Gay porn apparently pays more money..... Yet it tends to really piss off gay porn actors (if the person is straight).

Kudos to him for doing whatever is necessary to pay the bills!

/Me <----- College Professor who respects students who do whatever they can to meet stupidly high bills for their education

I, too, teach at the college level. The prices charged for tuition and books are obscene! None of my students work in the pron industry (that I know of), but they do have crap jobs which (mostly) pay the bills.

This student is 18 and is engaging in a legal profession outside of school. Someone else brought this in and showed it around. The administrators hate pron and have to find a reason to kick him out. They are mad that he will make more in a month than they will in a year. Hell. . .he makes more in a month than I do in a year.

/Community College in middle Tennessee

Actually, it may not be legal. In many jurisdictions it's considered prostitution.

Also, his mom is an idiot. Thanks to this, he'll probably have more diseases than income 20 years from now.
Parents should not let kids do things that will damage their future.


The making of porn, in some areas, could be illegal and considered prostitution. However, it is not stated in the article that this is a concern in the area in which he lives. If it were considered such, then he would be in jail for engaging in this.

Also, his mom has no control over what he does. He is 18, an adult, and responsible for his actions. What is she to do? Diseases and damage to his body and future is on him, not her.

Just because you do not like it or approve of it does not negate its legal status.
 
2014-01-21 09:02:35 PM
Ridiculous.  Real economists never have skin in the game.
 
2014-01-21 09:31:10 PM
Dear Florida: You guys know you're Florida, right? Barely legal gay porn is the least scandalous thing your students could be doing.
 
2014-01-21 10:04:13 PM
Pretty tacky and unnecessary that the reporters decided to share the website for which he posed/worked.

That being said...HAWTT.
 
2014-01-22 11:28:26 AM

awfulperson: Pretty tacky and unnecessary that the reporters decided to share the website for which he posed/worked.


Why? That's good advertising. Porn websites don't cringe with shame every time someone discovers the horrible secret of their existence. I'm guessing if you asked this guy whether he wanted ten thousand more hits to his videos today, he'd say yes.

Normally that's exactly the kind of detail that reporters would omit for no good reason, which would annoy the porn sites.
 
2014-01-22 11:31:09 AM

semiotix: awfulperson: Pretty tacky and unnecessary that the reporters decided to share the website for which he posed/worked.

Why? That's good advertising. Porn websites don't cringe with shame every time someone discovers the horrible secret of their existence. I'm guessing if you asked this guy whether he wanted ten thousand more hits to his videos today, he'd say yes.

Normally that's exactly the kind of detail that reporters would omit for no good reason, which would annoy the porn sites.


Except now that I'm looking I can't find it. Maybe you meant "decided not to share" in which case never mind.
 
2014-01-22 11:58:24 AM

semiotix: semiotix: awfulperson: Pretty tacky and unnecessary that the reporters decided to share the website for which he posed/worked.

Why? That's good advertising. Porn websites don't cringe with shame every time someone discovers the horrible secret of their existence. I'm guessing if you asked this guy whether he wanted ten thousand more hits to his videos today, he'd say yes.

Normally that's exactly the kind of detail that reporters would omit for no good reason, which would annoy the porn sites.

Except now that I'm looking I can't find it. Maybe you meant "decided not to share" in which case never mind.


Sean Cody. They mention the website on the video clip of the newscast.
 
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