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(WTOP)   Dating experts can analyze your relationship potential by looking at the contents of your fridge. Guess it's time to move those severed heads   (wtop.com) divider line 20
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4099 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jan 2014 at 1:37 PM (48 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-21 02:14:10 PM  
2 votes:

yakmans_dad: IIRC, when I was single there would usually be milk, coca cola, and -- on alternate days -- the remains of the tuna casserole from the night before.

And that would do it.

Cereal. Soda pop. Tuna and mac-cheese casseroles. And fruit from a can.

One fantastic well-rounded diet.

Which is why I worked in a restaurant.


Yeah, when I was single & before the fiancee and I moved in together, my fridge would be VERY sparse since I only got what food I knew I'd be eating in the next few days before my next grocery shopping trip and I'd happily eat the leftovers from whatever I made for several days straight.

Now, the fridge is always packed and I only generally have leftovers in some form for lunches- and sadly a lot more food (usually vegetables) gets thrown away because for some reason it doesn't get used. Planning and buying wisely for two people (including a woman who doesn't think eating tacos three nights straight is acceptable) is a lot more difficult than just for yourself. I fear what it will be like when we have kids that get old enough to be trying to influence our food choices...
2014-01-21 02:00:57 PM  
2 votes:
"The meager contents of the refrigerator and lack of pizza/takeout boxes indicate this man has a girlfriend.  This can be confirmed by the sink full of plastic storage containers in the sink."
2014-01-21 01:47:14 PM  
2 votes:
www.wtop.com

What this refrigerator door is saying:

a) Little Miss Perfect Can't be Wrong here is Nicole Hollander's the Woman Who Does Everything More Beautifully than You
b) OCD, health nut, super-model with a Ph.D in Microbiology to fall back on
c) You don't stand a chance in Hell, so just be glad you missed a bullet on this one.
2014-01-21 01:21:11 PM  
2 votes:
" An extra bottle of wine, some cheese, crackers and appetizers can go a lot further than one might think in the eyes of a potential mate. Stonehill says he loves seeing a fridge that is ready to host an impromptu gathering of friends "

I don't keep crackers in the fridge, guess I'm a bad host.
2014-01-21 03:11:23 PM  
1 votes:

zulius: Lesse: defrosting chicken, milk, eggs, spankbank, pre-packages of salad, assortment of veggies, yeast for the bread maker, and jelly. What does that say?


You invest. Whether actual stock or the things you buy. I don't expect you to own much, but what you do own is expensive and has a long lifespan. You'd rather avoid buying cheap until you can buy expensive. That includes car and furniture.
You think ahead, are healthy though not necessarily skinny (though maybe).
You live alone, or with an extremely, extremely like-minded person.
Other people see you as somewhat boring. They will be surprised by what you will achieve once you hit your financial target and you start off on your bucket list. Which you have written down, don't you? Or memorized.
You work long hours and might have a hobby that doesn't get the heart racing or are into very specific tv series.
You are very well liked at work (good work ethic), but have very few actual close friends. Nobody you'd hang out with after work.
You might belong to a club that has something to do with the hobby, but also, well loved but no close friends.
You are also 25-35 with a margin of -/+ 5 years.
Very close (emotionally) to your parent(s) who instilled this type of thinking and personality.

If you are a guy, you will attract and fall for a crazy lady who will be great fun but will drive you nuts and eat into your nest-egg. But you will truly love her.
If you are a lady, you will be alone until you start on your bucket list and ease up. Then a guy will pass through the moment you have your guard down.

That is if God grants you long life, which with your healthy (and currently boring. Sorry) lifestyle I don't see why not.

/I'm the Mentalist and Psychic Friends Network wrapped into one.
//disclaimer. All of this might be blown away by whatever you have in the cupboards, especially if you have chocolate cereal. But you don't, do you? You have something sensible.
///sychic slashies

Sweet, you also give and/or do charity and NO ONE KNOWS.
until now :)
I'm gonna check your profile now if there is any pic, I expect it to be in 'smart' attire. But no. You decided against putting your pic, right?
Don't change, good things will happen "in-sha-Allah" (God willing)
2014-01-21 03:03:48 PM  
1 votes:
Fridge = beer
food = phone call

/ bachelor
2014-01-21 03:01:36 PM  
1 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
2014-01-21 02:58:40 PM  
1 votes:
i40.tinypic.com
2014-01-21 02:46:35 PM  
1 votes:

Chimpasaurus: mjjt: Chimpasaurus: You can tell a lot about someone from their fridge. I know a 40 yr old man that has nothing but in his fridge besides beer, kool-aid, cream cheese, tartar sauce, ketchup, and cans of refried beans. His freezer has pizzas and fishsticks.  One should not be surprised that this guy is a degenerate, pathetic man-baby.

Did we ask for your life story?

I probably described 90% of Farkers. Sorry folks, you are all man-babies.


Man-Baby is the name of my Deniece Williams cover band
2014-01-21 02:27:18 PM  
1 votes:
"Almost always, if there's chaos in someone's fridge, there's probably chaos in someone's life."

While I think he's onto something here, you don't really need to get to someone's fridge to determine if there's chaos in their life. Just look at their body, car interior, and/or clothing. If they're disheveled, ripped, cluttered, and overwieght, chances are they either don't care about taking care of themselves and their own stuff, or else they're so consumed with unresolved emotional issues that they simply don't recognize what a mess they are. Either way, move on to someone that is mature and centered enough emotionally and physically to take basic care of themselves and their living environments.
2014-01-21 02:22:37 PM  
1 votes:
My fridge says this guy is coo-coo for coco puffs.
2014-01-21 02:19:10 PM  
1 votes:

Chimpasaurus: You can tell a lot about someone from their fridge. I know a 40 yr old man that has nothing but in his fridge besides beer, kool-aid, cream cheese, tartar sauce, ketchup, and cans of refried beans. His freezer has pizzas and fishsticks.  One should not be surprised that this guy is a degenerate, pathetic man-baby.


What is he? Some sort of health-nut?
2014-01-21 02:18:25 PM  
1 votes:
So if a girl has large breasts and puts out, you won't have anything to do with her if there's a piece of moldy Tupperware in her 'fridge?  Yeah, TFA-writer...whatever you say.
2014-01-21 02:03:35 PM  
1 votes:
My fridge is so jam packed with crap, you would think it's booby trapped. Have to wear steel toed shoes to open the door.
2014-01-21 02:02:01 PM  
1 votes:

Odd Bird: "The meager contents of the refrigerator and lack of pizza/takeout boxes indicate this man has a girlfriend.  This can be confirmed by the sink full of plastic storage containers in the sink."


ROFL
2014-01-21 01:54:42 PM  
1 votes:
It really is depends on which day of the week they look.
2014-01-21 01:54:20 PM  
1 votes:
FYI, don't let the author in your house. He will snoop through all your shiat. If you let him in your bathroom, then he's already searched through your medicine cabinet. Chances are, your panty drawer has been compromised.
2014-01-21 01:42:40 PM  
1 votes:
I've always used "number of cats" as a good indicator of relationship potential.
2014-01-21 01:39:27 PM  
1 votes:
That's what the freezer in your garage is for.
2014-01-21 01:16:50 PM  
1 votes:
so basically they can tell how rich you are if they look at your fridge?
SHOCKING!

next you will tell me that they can tell if I have a cleaning lady by looking at my bathroom
 
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