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(WTOP)   Dating experts can analyze your relationship potential by looking at the contents of your fridge. Guess it's time to move those severed heads   (wtop.com) divider line 86
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2014-01-21 12:14:07 PM
Empty since November.
 
2014-01-21 12:16:31 PM
Natural Harvest?
 
2014-01-21 12:30:33 PM
I guess I should really take those pig fetuses out of there...
 
2014-01-21 12:35:33 PM
While we're on the subject, did you know that you can fit a lot more than just the chest into a chest freezer? You can get a whole body in there, they totally need to change the name of those things.
 
2014-01-21 01:16:50 PM
so basically they can tell how rich you are if they look at your fridge?
SHOCKING!

next you will tell me that they can tell if I have a cleaning lady by looking at my bathroom
 
2014-01-21 01:21:11 PM
" An extra bottle of wine, some cheese, crackers and appetizers can go a lot further than one might think in the eyes of a potential mate. Stonehill says he loves seeing a fridge that is ready to host an impromptu gathering of friends "

I don't keep crackers in the fridge, guess I'm a bad host.
 
2014-01-21 01:32:46 PM
"...to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, till death makes you parts... "
 
2014-01-21 01:37:33 PM
Sprouts.
 
2014-01-21 01:39:27 PM
That's what the freezer in your garage is for.
 
2014-01-21 01:40:37 PM
Well, there is your problem. You are not supposed to be able to "see" all the content of your fridge. Carry out Chinese boxes (empty and half empty) should be blocking your views.
 
2014-01-21 01:41:36 PM
What if all your friends are either anorexic or bulimic?

/has no friends
 
2014-01-21 01:42:40 PM
I've always used "number of cats" as a good indicator of relationship potential.
 
2014-01-21 01:43:26 PM
I keep a KA-BAR in the freezer so I guess I'm staying single.
 
2014-01-21 01:46:11 PM
"When it comes to our physical appearance, it starts with diet and exercise, which is fueled by our fridge," says Stonehill

This guy probably has to be at his speed dating gig in 26 minutes.
 
2014-01-21 01:47:14 PM
www.wtop.com

What this refrigerator door is saying:

a) Little Miss Perfect Can't be Wrong here is Nicole Hollander's the Woman Who Does Everything More Beautifully than You
b) OCD, health nut, super-model with a Ph.D in Microbiology to fall back on
c) You don't stand a chance in Hell, so just be glad you missed a bullet on this one.
 
2014-01-21 01:48:15 PM

Barfmaker: While we're on the subject, did you know that you can fit a lot more than just the chest into a chest freezer? You can get a whole body in there, they totally need to change the name of those things.


Well i always prefer pigs as a disposal method.
 
2014-01-21 01:48:37 PM
I think I will go home tonight and clean out my fridge.

There's a package of pâté and some sandwich meat in there that look perfectly fresh but are so old I don't dare open them for fear they crumble like Dracula in the Jamaican Sun.
 
2014-01-21 01:49:56 PM
Tapenade
 
2014-01-21 01:51:01 PM
Can you still eat Kraft mayonnaise after it's been open for three years? Looks OK. Smells OK. May not contain any real mayonnaise.

I hate buying a bottle of mayonnaise, taking out two scoops to make tartar sauce or a sandwich, and then throwing it away.

Where can I buy mayonnaise in those handy packets they use in restaurants? Wait a mo'. Why am I asking Farkers? I can buy them at the Deli.
 
2014-01-21 01:54:12 PM
No shiat, Sherlock. Organized and clean people have organized and clean stuff? Good hosts have party supplies on-hand? Wow.
 
2014-01-21 01:54:20 PM
FYI, don't let the author in your house. He will snoop through all your shiat. If you let him in your bathroom, then he's already searched through your medicine cabinet. Chances are, your panty drawer has been compromised.
 
2014-01-21 01:54:42 PM
It really is depends on which day of the week they look.
 
2014-01-21 01:58:46 PM

brantgoose: Can you still eat Kraft mayonnaise after it's been open for three years? Looks OK. Smells OK. May not contain any real mayonnaise.

I hate buying a bottle of mayonnaise, taking out two scoops to make tartar sauce or a sandwich, and then throwing it away.

Where can I buy mayonnaise in those handy packets they use in restaurants? Wait a mo'. Why am I asking Farkers? I can buy them at the Deli.


BUY the small jars.
TADA
 
2014-01-21 01:58:55 PM
IIRC, when I was single there would usually be milk, coca cola, and -- on alternate days -- the remains of the tuna casserole from the night before.

And that would do it.

Cereal. Soda pop. Tuna and mac-cheese casseroles. And fruit from a can.

One fantastic well-rounded diet.

Which is why I worked in a restaurant.
 
2014-01-21 02:00:57 PM
"The meager contents of the refrigerator and lack of pizza/takeout boxes indicate this man has a girlfriend.  This can be confirmed by the sink full of plastic storage containers in the sink."
 
2014-01-21 02:02:01 PM

Odd Bird: "The meager contents of the refrigerator and lack of pizza/takeout boxes indicate this man has a girlfriend.  This can be confirmed by the sink full of plastic storage containers in the sink."


ROFL
 
2014-01-21 02:02:42 PM
(redundant sinks...)
 
2014-01-21 02:03:35 PM
My fridge is so jam packed with crap, you would think it's booby trapped. Have to wear steel toed shoes to open the door.
 
2014-01-21 02:11:29 PM
You can tell a lot about someone from their fridge. I know a 40 yr old man that has nothing but in his fridge besides beer, kool-aid, cream cheese, tartar sauce, ketchup, and cans of refried beans. His freezer has pizzas and fishsticks.  One should not be surprised that this guy is a degenerate, pathetic man-baby.
 
2014-01-21 02:14:10 PM

yakmans_dad: IIRC, when I was single there would usually be milk, coca cola, and -- on alternate days -- the remains of the tuna casserole from the night before.

And that would do it.

Cereal. Soda pop. Tuna and mac-cheese casseroles. And fruit from a can.

One fantastic well-rounded diet.

Which is why I worked in a restaurant.


Yeah, when I was single & before the fiancee and I moved in together, my fridge would be VERY sparse since I only got what food I knew I'd be eating in the next few days before my next grocery shopping trip and I'd happily eat the leftovers from whatever I made for several days straight.

Now, the fridge is always packed and I only generally have leftovers in some form for lunches- and sadly a lot more food (usually vegetables) gets thrown away because for some reason it doesn't get used. Planning and buying wisely for two people (including a woman who doesn't think eating tacos three nights straight is acceptable) is a lot more difficult than just for yourself. I fear what it will be like when we have kids that get old enough to be trying to influence our food choices...
 
2014-01-21 02:14:12 PM
Lesse: defrosting chicken, milk, eggs, spankbank, pre-packages of salad, assortment of veggies, yeast for the bread maker, and jelly. What does that say?
 
2014-01-21 02:14:15 PM

Chimpasaurus: You can tell a lot about someone from their fridge. I know a 40 yr old man that has nothing but in his fridge besides beer, kool-aid, cream cheese, tartar sauce, ketchup, and cans of refried beans. His freezer has pizzas and fishsticks.  One should not be surprised that this guy is a degenerate, pathetic man-baby.


Hey,didn't I tell you to stay out of my fridge?  Seriously.
 
2014-01-21 02:15:27 PM
"Stonehill says whenever he went back to a woman's apartment, he would check her fridge. "

For his sake, I hope that was a euphemism for something.
 
2014-01-21 02:15:47 PM
Ranch dressing, Parmesan cheese (shredded, not that sand crap) and a 12 pack of coke.

/Well, I did just move... so.
 
2014-01-21 02:18:25 PM
So if a girl has large breasts and puts out, you won't have anything to do with her if there's a piece of moldy Tupperware in her 'fridge?  Yeah, TFA-writer...whatever you say.
 
2014-01-21 02:19:10 PM

Chimpasaurus: You can tell a lot about someone from their fridge. I know a 40 yr old man that has nothing but in his fridge besides beer, kool-aid, cream cheese, tartar sauce, ketchup, and cans of refried beans. His freezer has pizzas and fishsticks.  One should not be surprised that this guy is a degenerate, pathetic man-baby.


What is he? Some sort of health-nut?
 
2014-01-21 02:21:26 PM

Chimpasaurus: You can tell a lot about someone from their fridge. I know a 40 yr old man that has nothing but in his fridge besides beer, kool-aid, cream cheese, tartar sauce, ketchup, and cans of refried beans. His freezer has pizzas and fishsticks.  One should not be surprised that this guy is a degenerate, pathetic man-baby.


Did we ask for your life story?
 
2014-01-21 02:22:37 PM
My fridge says this guy is coo-coo for coco puffs.
 
2014-01-21 02:23:44 PM
Just remember this handy rhyme:

"If ice cream in the freezer thou see,
after marriage thrice the size she'll be"
 
2014-01-21 02:23:56 PM
Girls who like stinky cheese are easy.
And good.
 
2014-01-21 02:23:58 PM

mjjt: Chimpasaurus: You can tell a lot about someone from their fridge. I know a 40 yr old man that has nothing but in his fridge besides beer, kool-aid, cream cheese, tartar sauce, ketchup, and cans of refried beans. His freezer has pizzas and fishsticks.  One should not be surprised that this guy is a degenerate, pathetic man-baby.

Did we ask for your life story?


So much win there  :D
 
2014-01-21 02:27:18 PM
"Almost always, if there's chaos in someone's fridge, there's probably chaos in someone's life."

While I think he's onto something here, you don't really need to get to someone's fridge to determine if there's chaos in their life. Just look at their body, car interior, and/or clothing. If they're disheveled, ripped, cluttered, and overwieght, chances are they either don't care about taking care of themselves and their own stuff, or else they're so consumed with unresolved emotional issues that they simply don't recognize what a mess they are. Either way, move on to someone that is mature and centered enough emotionally and physically to take basic care of themselves and their living environments.
 
2014-01-21 02:29:10 PM
Wait a minute... "Dating Experts"???
 
2014-01-21 02:30:31 PM

zulius: Lesse: defrosting chicken, milk, eggs, spankbank, pre-packages of salad, assortment of veggies, yeast for the bread maker, and jelly. What does that say?


"spankbank"? - lonely bachelor for sure.
 
2014-01-21 02:32:57 PM

mjjt: Chimpasaurus: You can tell a lot about someone from their fridge. I know a 40 yr old man that has nothing but in his fridge besides beer, kool-aid, cream cheese, tartar sauce, ketchup, and cans of refried beans. His freezer has pizzas and fishsticks.  One should not be surprised that this guy is a degenerate, pathetic man-baby.

Did we ask for your life story?


I probably described 90% of Farkers. Sorry folks, you are all man-babies.
 
2014-01-21 02:36:44 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-21 02:38:49 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2014-01-21 02:46:35 PM

Chimpasaurus: mjjt: Chimpasaurus: You can tell a lot about someone from their fridge. I know a 40 yr old man that has nothing but in his fridge besides beer, kool-aid, cream cheese, tartar sauce, ketchup, and cans of refried beans. His freezer has pizzas and fishsticks.  One should not be surprised that this guy is a degenerate, pathetic man-baby.

Did we ask for your life story?

I probably described 90% of Farkers. Sorry folks, you are all man-babies.


Man-Baby is the name of my Deniece Williams cover band
 
2014-01-21 02:47:58 PM
An even better measure is to check the medicine cabinet. When you pick your date up, ask to use the washroom. Run the water and open the medicine cabinet. If you see Valcyclovir, Prozac or Risperidol -- run.
 
2014-01-21 02:48:51 PM
Some chocolate, salsa, and Diet Dr. Pepper. Lean Cuisine and Hot Pockets in the freezer. Hello ladies!
 
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