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(The Local)   Homeless man tries to move in to empty apartment by firing gun at building residents but ends up shooting himself in the testicles. Residents then save his life by taking him to hospital   (thelocal.es) divider line 27
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-01-21 11:23:36 AM  
He may qualify for a Darwin award.
 
2014-01-21 12:30:37 PM  

ZAZ: He may qualify for a Darwin award.


He's not quite dead yet.
 
2014-01-21 12:32:00 PM  
FTA:  Although the squatter is still recovering from his injuries, he faces charges for illegal possession of firearms as soon as he is released from hospital.

And until he's released from the hospital, he's not homeless.  So he was successful??
 
2014-01-21 12:32:44 PM  
codinghorror.typepad.com
 
2014-01-21 12:33:26 PM  
There's a vas deferens between audacity and gross ineptitude.
 
2014-01-21 12:34:30 PM  
That is why I don't lay on my back and shoot between my legs when firing a gun. It's just a bad position all the way around.
 
2014-01-21 12:34:48 PM  
Apply tourniquit.
Mission accomplished.
 
2014-01-21 12:36:49 PM  

DubtodaIll: ZAZ: He may qualify for a Darwin award.

He's not quite dead yet.


Doesn't have to be. Just have to remove yourself from the gene pool. Blowing off your twig and giggle-berries might just do that.
 
2014-01-21 12:36:59 PM  
Gun enthusiasts are calm, rational people. Responsible, too.
 
2014-01-21 12:40:15 PM  
Desperate times make for desperate people. People think the social safety net is there to protect the downtrodden. They are wrong.
 
2014-01-21 12:41:25 PM  

jaytkay: Gun enthusiasts are calm, rational people. Responsible, too.


Somehow I feel like equating a homeless man in Spain with US gun owners might not be the most accurate approach one could take.
 
2014-01-21 12:41:32 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: DubtodaIll: ZAZ: He may qualify for a Darwin award.

He's not quite dead yet.

Doesn't have to be. Just have to remove yourself from the gene pool. Blowing off your twig and giggle-berries might just do that.


i'm sure the one still works...
 
2014-01-21 12:42:39 PM  
Another responsible gun owner.
 
2014-01-21 12:48:41 PM  

Molavian: Another responsible gun owner.


Yup, they should institute tougher gun laws.  Oh wait.
 
2014-01-21 12:49:46 PM  
Demonstrate a government I can trust and my guns will go away.
Until the next time.
 
2014-01-21 12:52:58 PM  
At first I was like; "How did a homeless guy get a gun?" but then I read the article and was like; "Oh, NOT America."
 
2014-01-21 12:55:26 PM  
Clearly that guy was a little nuts...
 
2014-01-21 01:04:18 PM  
dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2014-01-21 01:17:32 PM  

redmid17: jaytkay: Gun enthusiasts are calm, rational people. Responsible, too.

Somehow I feel like equating a homeless man in Spain with US gun owners might not be the most accurate approach one could take.


Nobody mentioned US gun owners. But good for you lashing out at the imaginary threat.

/ Calm and rational. Thick-skinned, too.
 
2014-01-21 01:21:13 PM  

jaytkay: redmid17: jaytkay: Gun enthusiasts are calm, rational people. Responsible, too.

Somehow I feel like equating a homeless man in Spain with US gun owners might not be the most accurate approach one could take.

Nobody mentioned US gun owners. But good for you lashing out at the imaginary threat.

/ Calm and rational. Thick-skinned, too.


I clearly lashed out in a disturbed and irrational manner, clearly flew off the handle in a violent fashion. I might have been off base with the US part, but conflating gun enthusiasts with a homeless guy is still pretty dumb.
 
2014-01-21 01:31:43 PM  

redmid17: jaytkay: redmid17: jaytkay: Gun enthusiasts are calm, rational people. Responsible, too.

Somehow I feel like equating a homeless man in Spain with US gun owners might not be the most accurate approach one could take.

Nobody mentioned US gun owners. But good for you lashing out at the imaginary threat.

/ Calm and rational. Thick-skinned, too.

I clearly lashed out in a disturbed and irrational manner, clearly flew off the handle in a violent fashion. I might have been off base with the US part, but conflating gun enthusiasts with a homeless guy is still pretty dumb.


Same par as equilibrating bestiality and homosexuality?
 
2014-01-21 01:34:24 PM  
Im not sure that id want to be saved after shooting my nards off.
 
2014-01-21 01:34:58 PM  

snocone: redmid17: jaytkay: redmid17: jaytkay: Gun enthusiasts are calm, rational people. Responsible, too.

Somehow I feel like equating a homeless man in Spain with US gun owners might not be the most accurate approach one could take.

Nobody mentioned US gun owners. But good for you lashing out at the imaginary threat.

/ Calm and rational. Thick-skinned, too.

I clearly lashed out in a disturbed and irrational manner, clearly flew off the handle in a violent fashion. I might have been off base with the US part, but conflating gun enthusiasts with a homeless guy is still pretty dumb.

Same par as equilibrating bestiality and homosexuality?


Yes comparing or bestiality and polygamy. Humans can consent, animals cannot.
 
2014-01-21 02:01:43 PM  
Well that took a lot of balls....no wait....
 
2014-01-21 02:53:30 PM  

mikalmd: Well that took a lot of balls....no wait....


It did. Perhaps a chunk of buttock as well.
 
2014-01-21 03:07:36 PM  

itastelikechicken: Clearly that guy was a little nuts...


...actually, he was probably a lot nuts.  Now he is a lot less nuts.
 
2014-01-21 03:21:12 PM  
Am I the only one here who is only about 50/50 on this guy shooting himself?

Rather than having it very clearly explained to him, that you might want to be careful about whose home you try to invade with a gun.
 
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