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(Rocketnews 24)   Man remotely tracks down his stolen iPhone and sees through downloaded photos that it's in the possession of a hot young girl. Does he: A) call police? B) offer a reward? or C) forgive her and try and make a date?   (en.rocketnews24.com) divider line 43
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2014-01-21 09:22:30 AM  
I smell rom-com!
 
2014-01-21 09:24:21 AM  
I'm sure if you let her get away with using your stolen phone you'll also let her get away with a couple of questionable charges on your credit card.
 
2014-01-21 09:25:48 AM  
DSYDIC.
 
2014-01-21 09:26:27 AM  
Being her friend would be a bad idea.

But he could certainly hit it and forget it, especially if the insurance company bought him a new phone.  It would be like them buying you a hooker.
 
2014-01-21 09:27:14 AM  
Is this a repeat?  Or is there more than one colossally stupid man who forgives a thieving coont just because she's pretty?  Discuss.
 
2014-01-21 09:27:47 AM  

jobskee: I'm sure if you let her get away with using your stolen phone you'll also let her get away with a couple of questionable charges on your credit card.


Yep.  This girl missed a golden opportunity to shake him down for a while.  Long enough to ride out the current unrest there anyway.
 
2014-01-21 09:30:00 AM  

Cold_Sassy: Is this a repeat?  Or is there more than one colossally stupid man who forgives a thieving coont just because she's pretty?  Discuss.


Lol more than one? You kidding? Find me less than a hundred that aren't.

/tip: don't start looking among Farkers
//lonely bunch
 
2014-01-21 09:31:42 AM  
I see Fark and Rocket News have similar standards for "cute."
 
2014-01-21 09:31:47 AM  
FTFA: "Crime doesn't pay, especially when it happens to you." QFT
 
2014-01-21 09:32:40 AM  
Being a young hot chick must be farkING AWESOME.

Everyone goes out of their way to help you.  You can steal a phone and people are "OK, that is fine.  And hey, let me buy you dinner!"

I'll trade getting oggled all day long by creeps to get that level of freedom....
 
2014-01-21 09:34:49 AM  
And they say men are the ones with "privilege".
 
2014-01-21 09:35:02 AM  
Being hot is not a skill, but it sure pays like one.
 
2014-01-21 09:35:14 AM  
D) Chain her up in his basement, and use her as he sees fit.
 
2014-01-21 09:37:27 AM  

brimed03: Cold_Sassy: Is this a repeat?  Or is there more than one colossally stupid man who forgives a thieving coont just because she's pretty?  Discuss.

Lol more than one? You kidding? Find me less than a hundred that aren't.

/tip: don't start looking among Farkers
//lonely bunch


I know for SURE I've seen this same story (perhaps with different "victims") on here once before.  I'm just saying how can people be so farking stupid?

/Not just saying because I'm ugly.  I may not be Angelina Jolie, but I am far from ugly.
 
2014-01-21 09:38:16 AM  
After reading the article, she's not hot -- way below my standards :-) (Who am I kidding -- )
 
2014-01-21 09:38:18 AM  
Is the guy Japanese?

(checks article)

Yep.
 
2014-01-21 09:40:08 AM  
Talk about being beta...
 
2014-01-21 09:40:25 AM  
While she is cute, if it were me, she would not be getting by on looks alone...
 
2014-01-21 09:41:05 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-21 09:41:55 AM  
I'm calling for a moratorium on the word 'hot' as is used and abused on the intartubes.  Henceforth, it shall only apply to physical matter possessing above average molecular kinetic energy and not to describe the relative physical attributes of human sexual candidates. Who's with me?
 
2014-01-21 09:42:54 AM  
I have never been to Thailand, but I believe that is is quite likely that ...


guyism.com
 
2014-01-21 09:46:11 AM  
Dude, she's 8-ish.
 
2014-01-21 09:51:05 AM  

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 580x773]


Nice.  Gedde would be proud.
 
2014-01-21 10:09:51 AM  
Pedo-Bear takes notice
 
2014-01-21 10:16:03 AM  
I see a new app in his future:

iDiot
 
2014-01-21 10:19:07 AM  
Shoulda been like "bj or jail"
 
2014-01-21 10:19:17 AM  
What's the Japanese word for "schmuck?"
 
2014-01-21 10:20:20 AM  
Apparently hot is in the eye of the beholder

/not that I'm any great prize
 
2014-01-21 10:21:56 AM  

cleveoh: What's the Japanese word for "schmuck?"


otokonohito
 
2014-01-21 10:33:46 AM  

Cold_Sassy: brimed03: Cold_Sassy: Is this a repeat?  Or is there more than one colossally stupid man who forgives a thieving coont just because she's pretty?  Discuss.

Lol more than one? You kidding? Find me less than a hundred that aren't.

/tip: don't start looking among Farkers
//lonely bunch

I know for SURE I've seen this same story (perhaps with different "victims") on here once before.  I'm just saying how can people be so farking stupid?

/Not just saying because I'm ugly.  I may not be Angelina Jolie, but I am far from ugly.


// need a phone? ;)
 
2014-01-21 10:38:05 AM  
Just to play devil's advocate, there's no proof SHE is the one who stole the phone.  She could have been duped just as well and thought she had purchased it legitimately.
 
2014-01-21 10:51:01 AM  

VladTheEmailer: Cold_Sassy: brimed03: Cold_Sassy: Is this a repeat?  Or is there more than one colossally stupid man who forgives a thieving coont just because she's pretty?  Discuss.

Lol more than one? You kidding? Find me less than a hundred that aren't.

/tip: don't start looking among Farkers
//lonely bunch

I know for SURE I've seen this same story (perhaps with different "victims") on here once before.  I'm just saying how can people be so farking stupid?

/Not just saying because I'm ugly.  I may not be Angelina Jolie, but I am far from ugly.

// need a phone? ;)


OK, you made me laugh.
 
2014-01-21 10:54:24 AM  

Cold_Sassy: Is this a repeat?  Or is there more than one colossally stupid man who forgives a thieving coont just because she's pretty?  Discuss.


Exactly why the Obvious tag should have gotten the nod on this headline.

/congrats on one strangely troubling profile pic
 
2014-01-21 11:54:21 AM  
imagizer.imageshack.us

That dude is waaay too old for her. Creepy.
 
2014-01-21 12:22:23 PM  
Didn't this happen in Spain too? Same situ. Phone gets stolen, girl pics appear, lonely fool attempts to exchange forgiveness for some kind of relationship.

Soon we'll be reading about how they now have had their replacement phone, wallet and passport stolen by the girls boyfriend as a result of an ill advised rendezvous in a "private" location in the girl's host country.
 
2014-01-21 12:43:09 PM  
That's not very cute.
 
2014-01-21 01:19:11 PM  
If it hasn't been covered already upthread.

Don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2014-01-21 02:13:52 PM  
At least wait till she post naked pics.
 
2014-01-21 02:37:34 PM  
cleveoh: What's the Japanese word for "schmuck?"

Plant Rights Activist: otokonohito


On behalf of 男の人 everywhere:

Very funny, wise guy.
 
2014-01-21 06:01:32 PM  

on the road: cleveoh: What's the Japanese word for "schmuck?"

Plant Rights Activist: otokonohito

On behalf of 男の人 everywhere:

Very funny, wise guy.


It's only funny because it's true.

/almost had me rolling on the floor. But I'm at work, laughing hysterically like that would make everything think I finally snapped.
 
2014-01-21 06:02:30 PM  
She looks 12.
 
2014-01-21 07:08:23 PM  
Hot? Well to each his own, but I wouldn't bang her even if she hasn't pissed me off by stealing my phone.
 
2014-01-21 08:07:36 PM  
I'd hit that like a B-52 over the Ho Chi Min Trail...
 
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