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(The Local)   Patient: "I'm here for my new liver". Doc "What's that in your bag?" Patient "Vodka" Doc "No worries, let's do this"   ( ) divider line
    More: Weird, no worries, livers  
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4294 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jan 2014 at 10:18 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-21 10:24:38 AM  
what's his FARK handle?
2014-01-21 10:25:19 AM  
Wait a's mine!
2014-01-21 10:28:02 AM  
No vodak?
2014-01-21 10:41:51 AM  
Well, why would you give it to someone who's not really going to use it?
2014-01-21 12:08:16 PM  
I need 10 CCs of vodka. Stat.
2014-01-21 12:27:05 PM  
Alcoholic German?  Needing a new liver?

Color me shocked.
2014-01-21 01:25:06 PM  
What's the big deal?  It's not as though they are going to give her old liver to someone else.  She might as well beat the crap out of the old one before it's retired.
2014-01-21 05:54:45 PM  
Vodka?  I thought liver went with a nice Chianti.
2014-01-21 06:46:40 PM  
Somewhere Mickey Mantle smiles....
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