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(   Three Newark men arrested for stealing 100 gallons of cooking oil. I say let 'em fry   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Newark, cooking oils, ShopRite, Eduardo Nunez  
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823 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jan 2014 at 9:15 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-21 09:18:48 AM  
My retirement grease!
2014-01-21 09:28:13 AM  
Done in 1.
Pic needed, tho:
2014-01-21 09:29:13 AM  
They got off easy.
2014-01-21 10:06:37 AM  
And my faith in Fark is restored. Thank you farkingismybusiness, grandemadaca, and robbiex0r.
2014-01-21 10:34:26 AM  
Dang you guys are quick.
2014-01-21 11:50:51 AM  
Those charges will never stick.
2014-01-21 02:58:32 PM  
They failed to mention it was used cooking oil taken from a dumpster and is used to power their diesel engine.
2014-01-21 06:14:27 PM  
So I guess they are stealing from the company that is picking up the waste for free?  Sounds about right.

It should be a $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bond.
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