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(Time)   Jelly Belly mad scientists announce two new awesome and terrifying flavors   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 56
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2014-01-20 11:42:10 PM  
IT'S LIKE THEY READ MY MIND
 
2014-01-20 11:54:17 PM  
I put a pinch of cayenne in my chocolate ganache, so I totally get the sweet/spicy thing. But beer? No.
 
2014-01-20 11:58:45 PM  
Whar my bacon Jelly Belly?  WHAR?
 
2014-01-21 12:06:25 AM  
I thought people liked beer for the alcohol, not the flavor
 
2014-01-21 12:13:36 AM  
TFD Poop Thread and Salty Politics Tab Tears?
 
2014-01-21 12:17:30 AM  

Chariset: I thought people liked beer for the alcohol, not the flavor


I really got an appreciation for beer when I lived in Phoenix. A good, cold beer on a 110-degree day, sitting in the shade is a sublime thing.
 
2014-01-21 12:27:55 AM  
Heyyyyyyyyyyy, beer and Tabasco choccy, more flavours for my jellybean stash!

When are they coming out with windowpane flavour??
 
2014-01-21 12:35:03 AM  

Kittypie070: Heyyyyyyyyyyy, beer and Tabasco choccy, more flavours for my jellybean stash!

When are they coming out with windowpane flavour??


cut back on the dextromethorphan and nitrous oxide, and up your marzipan and -everything- is windowpane flavored, baby
 
2014-01-21 12:58:02 AM  
These both sound absolutely disgusting, but that won't stop me from trying them.
 
2014-01-21 01:51:55 AM  

Chariset: I thought people liked beer for the alcohol, not the flavor


Never been in a fark beer snob thread then?
 
2014-01-21 02:11:34 AM  
Better options: snot, yellow snow, ear wax, and dirt.  If we're going for weird let's get serious.
 
2014-01-21 02:15:04 AM  

Bucky Katt: Better options: snot, yellow snow, ear wax, and dirt.  If we're going for weird let's get serious.


Never tried these, then?

static1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-21 02:18:17 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-21 03:06:14 AM  

Notabunny: Kittypie070: Heyyyyyyyyyyy, beer and Tabasco choccy, more flavours for my jellybean stash!

When are they coming out with windowpane flavour??


cut back on the dextromethorphan and nitrous oxide, and up your marzipan and -everything- is windowpane flavored, baby


I liek marzipan.
 
2014-01-21 03:20:35 AM  
FTFA: Jelly Belly waffled for a bit on what type of beer to emulate, but eventually settled on a German  Hefeweizen ale flavor


Know how I know you don't know shiat about beer?
 
2014-01-21 05:57:13 AM  
I'll stick with root beer jelly beans, tyvm.
 
2014-01-21 05:58:08 AM  
Cue the "I can't believe there's no Sriracha flavor" outrage
 
2014-01-21 06:08:13 AM  

Kittypie070: Notabunny: Kittypie070: Heyyyyyyyyyyy, beer and Tabasco choccy, more flavours for my jellybean stash!

When are they coming out with windowpane flavour??

cut back on the dextromethorphan and nitrous oxide, and up your marzipan and -everything- is windowpane flavored, baby

I liek marzipan.


Oh, Tramadolly mix! iwishicouldquityou.jpg
 
2014-01-21 06:12:26 AM  
Mike Rowe boot flavor?

DNRTFA
 
2014-01-21 06:36:37 AM  
So if I say eat  a handful of the beer flavored ones and get pulled over by police is my breath gonna stink  like beer?
 
2014-01-21 06:42:05 AM  
Popcorn is going to feel threatened as the reigning champion of vileness.
 
2014-01-21 06:49:40 AM  
Scientists return to the site of a failed Jelly Belly experiment.
www.atomicarchive.com
 
2014-01-21 06:52:56 AM  
Jelly Baby, you say? Oh yes, I'll have one.

Here, you try. Go on.

web.mit.edu
 
2014-01-21 06:54:10 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: FTFA: Jelly Belly waffled for a bit on what type of beer to emulate, but eventually settled on a German  Hefeweizen ale flavor


Know how I know you don't know shiat about beer?


hefeweizen is german, and is fermented at ale tempratures. What is the problem here?
 
2014-01-21 06:55:48 AM  
Cochineal ?
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2014-01-21 07:21:15 AM  

Chariset: I thought people liked beer for the alcohol, not the flavor


Only alcoholics claim to like the taste.
 
2014-01-21 07:22:56 AM  
http://www.dailyrepublic.com/featured-stories/santorum-makes-stop-in-f airfield/comment-page-1/antorum flavored
 
2014-01-21 07:24:20 AM  
I don't get 'terrifying'. Can someone explain, please?
 
2014-01-21 07:28:10 AM  
Awesome and terrifying flavors would be Freddie Mercury's Sphincter or Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood.
 
2014-01-21 07:51:30 AM  
Only one flavour of Jelly Beans is necessary: Black Licorice
 
2014-01-21 07:54:39 AM  

Bucky Katt: Better options: snot, yellow snow, ear wax, and dirt.  If we're going for weird let's get serious.


I've eaten a dirt flavored Jelly Belly before. I've also eaten rotten egg, grass, vomit, worm and booger flavor Jelly Bellys.
 
2014-01-21 07:56:27 AM  

Death Eats a Cracker: Bucky Katt: Better options: snot, yellow snow, ear wax, and dirt.  If we're going for weird let's get serious.

I've eaten a dirt flavored Jelly Belly before. I've also eaten rotten egg, grass, vomit, worm and booger flavor Jelly Bellys.



You've also apparently eaten a cracker.
 
2014-01-21 07:57:29 AM  

Cerebral Knievel: Two Dogs Farking: FTFA: Jelly Belly waffled for a bit on what type of beer to emulate, but eventually settled on a German  Hefeweizen ale flavor


Know how I know you don't know shiat about beer?

hefeweizen is german, and is fermented at ale tempratures. What is the problem here?


speeling
 
2014-01-21 08:11:03 AM  
2 words, jelly belly:

Chicken.
Wings.
 
2014-01-21 08:15:56 AM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-21 08:19:01 AM  
www.reagan.utexas.edu

/zombie Reagan approves
 
2014-01-21 08:42:18 AM  
The chocolate Tabasco ones would sound good, but I've tried the plain Tabasco ones before and they weren't particularly tasty (and I adore  Tabasco). Still, will try them for sure. Spicy & chocolate is an excellent combo.

As for the other flavors, I could eat margarita,  pear and buttered popcorn Jelly Bellies forever. Or until I died of diabetes complications, anyway.
 
2014-01-21 08:53:24 AM  

Queensowntalia: The chocolate Tabasco ones would sound good, but I've tried the plain Tabasco ones before and they weren't particularly tasty (and I adore  Tabasco). Still, will try them for sure. Spicy & chocolate is an excellent combo.

As for the other flavors, I could eat margarita,  pear and buttered popcorn Jelly Bellies forever. Or until I died of diabetes complications, anyway.


That reminds me. I need to buy another case of that spicy vinegar. Loves me some spicy vinegar.
 
2014-01-21 08:53:55 AM  
Just hook it to my veins!


Cerebral Knievel: Two Dogs Farking: FTFA: Jelly Belly waffled for a bit on what type of beer to emulate, but eventually settled on a German  Hefeweizen ale flavor


Know how I know you don't know shiat about beer?

hefeweizen is german, and is fermented at ale tempratures. What is the problem here?


I thought Two Dogs Farking was trying to point out that "German Hefeweizen ale" was redundant.
 
2014-01-21 09:43:25 AM  

Nuclear Monk: Popcorn is going to feel threatened as the reigning champion of vileness.


farking NOTHING will unseat the abomination of buttered popcorn. The beer ones will probably suck because of the sugar clash, but those goddamn landmine popcorn jellybeans not only taste like shiat for being sweet, they camoflage themselves in the other yellow and white ones that are actually good.
 
2014-01-21 11:07:14 AM  
 
2014-01-21 11:30:03 AM  

Confabulat: Bucky Katt: Better options: snot, yellow snow, ear wax, and dirt.  If we're going for weird let's get serious.

Never tried these, then?

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Dude, those are for pussies.  Try BeanBoozled for some real fun!

hotcitycoolmom.com
 
2014-01-21 11:35:31 AM  

dr.zaeus: Dude, those are for pussies.  Try BeanBoozled for some real fun!

[hotcitycoolmom.com image 500x493]


"Centipede" seems like such an obvious flavor. I don't even have to taste it to know what it's like.
 
2014-01-21 11:39:32 AM  

dr.zaeus: Confabulat: Bucky Katt: Better options: snot, yellow snow, ear wax, and dirt.  If we're going for weird let's get serious.

Never tried these, then?

[static1.wikia.nocookie.net image 437x277]

Dude, those are for pussies.  Try BeanBoozled for some real fun!

[hotcitycoolmom.com image 500x493]


I'm still trying to figure out which of Licorice and Skunk Spray is supposd to be the gross one...
 
2014-01-21 12:02:26 PM  
I'm looking forward to the beer-flavored ones; Jelly Belly seems to have a knack for booze flavors. Their margarita and champagne are both very tasty, and I farking hate champagne.
 
2014-01-21 12:12:21 PM  

dr.zaeus: Confabulat: Bucky Katt: Better options: snot, yellow snow, ear wax, and dirt.  If we're going for weird let's get serious.

Never tried these, then?

[static1.wikia.nocookie.net image 437x277]

Dude, those are for pussies.  Try BeanBoozled for some real fun!

[hotcitycoolmom.com image 500x493]


Smosh tried those once.  The "centipede" and "skunk spray" were the worst, judging by their reactions.
 
2014-01-21 12:44:38 PM  

Chariset: dr.zaeus: Confabulat: Bucky Katt: Better options: snot, yellow snow, ear wax, and dirt.  If we're going for weird let's get serious.

Never tried these, then?

[static1.wikia.nocookie.net image 437x277]

Dude, those are for pussies.  Try BeanBoozled for some real fun!

[hotcitycoolmom.com image 500x493]

Smosh tried those once.  The "centipede" and "skunk spray" were the worst, judging by their reactions.


I buy a small case of these things every time a new version is released, and I can honestly tell you that, having tried the new Stinky Socks/Tutti-Fruitti, and Lawn Clippings/Lime flavors that they added late last year, Stinky Socks now takes the prize.
 
2014-01-21 01:32:45 PM  
I work 2 miles from the jelly belly factory in Fairfield.  Maybe I should stop there on my lunch break?
 
2014-01-21 02:17:41 PM  

Arkanaut: Just hook it to my veins!


Cerebral Knievel: Two Dogs Farking: FTFA: Jelly Belly waffled for a bit on what type of beer to emulate, but eventually settled on a German  Hefeweizen ale flavor


Know how I know you don't know shiat about beer?

hefeweizen is german, and is fermented at ale tempratures. What is the problem here?

I thought Two Dogs Farking was trying to point out that "German Hefeweizen ale" was redundant.


I'd ask a relative but I'm working. I thought that hefe is yeast and weisan means wheat.
 
2014-01-21 02:30:50 PM  

Confabulat: Bucky Katt: Better options: snot, yellow snow, ear wax, and dirt.  If we're going for weird let's get serious.

Never tried these, then?

[static1.wikia.nocookie.net image 437x277]


I have, and while I can honestly say some of the oddball ones did taste like they advertised, HORK!

It was both a fun and terrible experience I'll not be repeating.
 
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