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(Boston.com)   Blogger is incredulous that his neighbor has the right to cut down a tree, on the neighbor's own property, so he goes whining to the city. Not surprisingly, quite a few people have a problem with his point of view   (boston.com) divider line 243
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2014-01-20 10:27:29 PM
One of the commenters had it exactly right. I don't like when trees are cut down either but to quote: "If you don't like what your neighbors are doing with their trees, move."

If you want to get into a philosophical discussion about the nature of property ownership, take things back to when the land was in its pristine state before anyone owned it and those trees were most likely not even there.

Flip the whole thing around and suppose you wanted nice shade for your driveway but the only place to plant a tree would be on a neighbor's property. They have no obligation to do so, no matter how nice it would be for the "community".
 
2014-01-20 10:41:53 PM
Is it crazy or un-American to suggest that, at a certain point, a tree is no longer one person's private property per se, and belongs to the community?

Yes.
 
2014-01-20 10:49:31 PM
And if you read to the very end, you learn that he's a renter.  He has no investment it the neighborhood.  He's just another entitled little shiat who thinks the world exists to suit him.

What an asshole.
 
2014-01-20 10:49:48 PM
Stopped reading at "my landlord".
 
2014-01-20 10:55:32 PM
We had a beautiful tree in the middle of our driveway circle, and it dropped a farking branch on my car the size of a medium sized tree.  I cut that farker down the next day.  It took a farking year to get rid of the stump, but we have a nice longleaf pine there now.

Trees need to be cut down for all kinds of reasons.  If his neighbor needs a shed, then his neighbor needs a shed.  It's not Patrick Smith's place to decide what other people do with trees on their property.  He's free to plant trees in his own yard if he wants.
 
2014-01-20 11:00:07 PM

Lsherm: We had a beautiful tree in the middle of our driveway circle, and it dropped a farking branch on my car the size of a medium sized tree.  I cut that farker down the next day.  It took a farking year to get rid of the stump, but we have a nice longleaf pine there now.

Trees need to be cut down for all kinds of reasons.  If his neighbor needs a shed, then his neighbor needs a shed.  It's not Patrick Smith's place to decide what other people do with trees on their property.  He's free to plant trees in his own yard if he wants.


Actually, he's not.  You see, he's a renter.  He'd have to ask permission of the person who owns the property.  But he seems to think his rent includes voting rights on the disposition of his neighbors' private property, because he can see their trees and likes them.  It's typical toddler reasoning - If I can see it, it's mine.

Entitled little shiat.
 
2014-01-20 11:14:27 PM
"I wouldn't sue" - PS

Complete and udder bullshiat. The first thing this douche would do is sue the neighbor if the tree fell over and crushed his car and state that the tree was dangerous and should've been cut down long ago.

/His sense of entitlement makes him soound like he's a cocksucking renter douchebag.
 
2014-01-20 11:16:47 PM

Lsherm: We had a beautiful tree in the middle of our driveway circle, and it dropped a farking branch on my car the size of a medium sized tree.  I cut that farker down the next day.  It took a farking year to get rid of the stump, but we have a nice longleaf pine there now.

Trees need to be cut down for all kinds of reasons.  If his neighbor needs a shed, then his neighbor needs a shed.  It's not Patrick Smith's place to decide what other people do with trees on their property.  He's free to plant trees in his own yard if he wants.


I had an enormous tree in my backyard about ten years ago. It was big enough that it would take three people to warp their arms around it. One day while watching TV in my family room, I heard a popping sound. I thought the asshole neighbor kids were throwing firecrackers at my dog again. As it turns out, the tree had snapped off a main branch and crushed my neighbor's garage with his car inside, totaling both. The arborist my mom hired to look at the tree said the branch pointed at our house could easily have come down as well, which likely would have killed/seriously injured me and my dog. The tree was down in four days and the wood went to a friend of mine who heats his house with a wood burning furnace.
 
2014-01-20 11:17:37 PM

So. This is my town. I've lived here since 2002, and bought a postage stamp condo in the "gentrifying" section of town in August.



Somerville, MA is the most densely populated city in New England. We invented Fluff and the necco waver. The first American Flag was flown in Somerville. We have the oldest co-ed public high school in the US.

It's not all good. Somerville is a weird place, going through a bit of an identity crisis. Whitey Bulger, a gangster, killed a bunch of people in my new "gentrifying" neighborhood, and the income disparity is off the charts. DINKS like us can afford to spend several hundred thousand dollars on 700sq feet, but we still have a very high free and reduced lunch* program in the public schools. What was once a very blue collar, working class town has turned partly into a very, very hip, expensive, young area.

The neighborhood this douche lives in - Davis Sq- has some of the highest rents in Massachusetts- and they live side by side with people who have owned their house for generations, and are confused with by the boutique humus shop and all the farking froyo joints.

Anyway, I just want to say that while Davis Sq can be more insufferable than Berkeley, I love this town. This guy? He's a dick. But very very soon, he will meet some pretentious young girl, they'll buy a Bernese Mountain Dog, scrape the Elizabeth Warren sticker off the Prius and move to the a planned community in Hingham.

And good riddance.

*organic, high protein low gluten lunches. Some of the best in the country.
 
2014-01-20 11:23:14 PM
Follow-up note from the author:
Comments to this story seem to be harping on the fact that I'm a renter and not an owner; that neither property involved in this story belongs to me. I fail to see how or why that matters in the greater context of my argument. It feels to me like a loophole-ish way of invalidating my points. - PS


Stop typing, jackass. Maybe it sucks that the trees were cut down, but beyond saying as much, it's not your call as to what does or doesn't happen to them.
 
2014-01-20 11:23:32 PM
(And keep in mind the closeness of properties here in Somerville -- the most densely populated city in America. Maybe, if you're in the suburbs or further from the city, you can't quite relate to this debate, but for some of us urbanites, even a single tree makes a gigantic difference in the way a property looks and feels.)


Right. So here is where I lose my farking mind. The most densely populated city in America???? urbanites?? A single tree?? You're not in Cabrini Green you farking twat, you're on a tree lined street a few blocks from the center of town. There's a bike path two blocks from your house. You live half a mile from Elizabeth Warren.

I hope you get eaten by a bear.
 
2014-01-20 11:27:04 PM
I really like large trees.  One of the reasons I bought the house I did was because it has a couple huge oaks on it.

The one in the rear is on my property, but just barely.  When a new family moved into the house whose property borders it and started removing a lot of the vegetation, I was worried they might think the tree was theirs and try to do something to it.  I thought about going over, but 'Welcome to the neighborhood - don't touch my tree' didn't sound neighborly in my head.

Thankfully they didn't mess with it, but I still feel I need to do something to mark it as mine to keep something from happening to it in the future, especially since it stands outside of my fence (which was there before I moved in).

I'm thinking about putting up a decorative stone circle and some mulch around the base so that they realize I have a claim to it.
 
2014-01-20 11:28:41 PM
I know I got pissed when my one neighbors got the church that shares our back property lines to cut down some trees, especially since this year the wind knocked down part of the fence, plus more noise, and not just on Sundays, but this is ridiculous.

At least we got the wood, and a hell of a lot of wood chips for the urban garden from the guy doing the tree cutting.  You deal with it, and move on.
 
2014-01-20 11:38:38 PM
Hell the way it is trending in this country he will be able to marry his neighbors tree soon.
 
2014-01-20 11:41:58 PM

TuteTibiImperes: but I still feel I need to do something to mark it as mine to keep something from happening to it in the future,


How about a low stone wall?

www.ecorazzi.com
 
2014-01-20 11:42:49 PM
If you don't like what someone is doing with their property, you should buy their property.

If you can't afford to buy their property, you should move.

If you can't or don't want to move, you should shut the fark up.
 
2014-01-20 11:43:12 PM

what_now: We invented Fluff and the necco waver.


Yuck.
 
2014-01-20 11:43:16 PM

mikeray: Hell the way it is trending in this country he will be able to marry his neighbors tree soon.


We had a good thread going.  And then you decided to post.
 
2014-01-20 11:43:58 PM

TuteTibiImperes: I really like large trees.  One of the reasons I bought the house I did was because it has a couple huge oaks on it.

The one in the rear is on my property, but just barely.  When a new family moved into the house whose property borders it and started removing a lot of the vegetation, I was worried they might think the tree was theirs and try to do something to it.  I thought about going over, but 'Welcome to the neighborhood - don't touch my tree' didn't sound neighborly in my head.

Thankfully they didn't mess with it, but I still feel I need to do something to mark it as mine to keep something from happening to it in the future, especially since it stands outside of my fence (which was there before I moved in).

I'm thinking about putting up a decorative stone circle and some mulch around the base so that they realize I have a claim to it.


Wait until they have a backyard cookout or something, go outside in full sight of them, and piss on the tree.
 
2014-01-20 11:46:00 PM

mikeray: Hell the way it is trending in this country he will be able to marry his neighbors tree soon.


TIMMMMAYYYYYYYY
 
2014-01-20 11:48:12 PM

Fark It: mikeray: Hell the way it is trending in this country he will be able to marry his neighbors tree soon.

We had a good thread going.  And then you decided to post.


Continue your thread dude I am just joking.
 
2014-01-20 11:51:04 PM

Marmilman: mikeray: Hell the way it is trending in this country he will be able to marry his neighbors tree soon.

TIMMMMAYYYYYYYY


Hey I can joke about that subject, my boyfriend is gay.
 
2014-01-20 11:52:33 PM
Seattle has a different view of trees: old ones, like the douchebag blogger loves, have a tendency to come crashing down in winter windstorms.

One of the first things people ask about is about old, dangerous trees in the neighborhood.

There are plenty of trees - cut one down, plant another one.  It's not like there is a shortage of them.
 
2014-01-20 11:59:21 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: And if you read to the very end, you learn that he's a renter.  He has no investment it the neighborhood.  He's just another entitled little shiat who thinks the world exists to suit him.

What an asshole.


That was my take on this too. Maybe he should move if he's so unhappy with what his neighbors are doing.
 
2014-01-21 12:01:03 AM

TuteTibiImperes: I really like large trees.  One of the reasons I bought the house I did was because it has a couple huge oaks on it.

The one in the rear is on my property, but just barely.  When a new family moved into the house whose property borders it and started removing a lot of the vegetation, I was worried they might think the tree was theirs and try to do something to it.  I thought about going over, but 'Welcome to the neighborhood - don't touch my tree' didn't sound neighborly in my head.

Thankfully they didn't mess with it, but I still feel I need to do something to mark it as mine to keep something from happening to it in the future, especially since it stands outside of my fence (which was there before I moved in).

I'm thinking about putting up a decorative stone circle and some mulch around the base so that they realize I have a claim to it.


You could do what I did - just go over, introduce yourself and welcome them, and say, "I love what you're doig with the yard!  Oh - by the way - that big tree over there looks like it's over the line, but you don't have to take care of it.  It's on my property.  I'd appreciate it, though, if you didn't prune it before asking me - I'm rather partial to it."  Or some such.  I actually got permission from my neighbor to cut down a small tree in his yard that he wasn't maintaining and that blocked my view.
 
2014-01-21 12:06:44 AM
Don't let this man join the board of an HOA.
 
2014-01-21 12:10:21 AM
Keep in mind when bashing HOAs: This is why some people like HOAs.
 
2014-01-21 12:13:31 AM
I guarandamntee you this guy is a lifelong liberal
 
2014-01-21 12:13:51 AM
Here's a thought: Plant your own damn tree in your own damn yard. Problem farking solved.
 
2014-01-21 12:14:34 AM
Is it...un-American to suggest that, at a certain point, a tree is no longer one person's private property per se, and belongs to the community?

Redcoats get stitches.
 
2014-01-21 12:21:15 AM
was it a "molesting" tree?
 
2014-01-21 12:21:38 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Keep in mind when bashing HOAs: This is why some people like HOAs.


Yep. I hate HOAs and the people who like them.
 
2014-01-21 12:21:52 AM
Is it crazy or un-American to suggest that, at a certain point, a tree is no longer one person's private property per se, and belongs to the community? And at that point, should the property owner be restricted as to what he or she may do with said tree?

Yes, moran, it is.  The right to do what you wish with your own property (barring an agreement stating otherwise or a public health issue) is at the heart of the American Way of Life, what little of it is left in this day and age.  Also, could you look or sound any more hipster-ish?  Wow.
 
2014-01-21 12:22:22 AM

what_now: So. This is my town. I've lived here since 2002, and bought a postage stamp condo in the "gentrifying" section of town in August.

Somerville, MA is the most densely populated city in New England. We invented Fluff and the necco waver. The first American Flag was flown in Somerville. We have the oldest co-ed public high school in the US.

It's not all good. Somerville is a weird place, going through a bit of an identity crisis. Whitey Bulger, a gangster, killed a bunch of people in my new "gentrifying" neighborhood, and the income disparity is off the charts. DINKS like us can afford to spend several hundred thousand dollars on 700sq feet, but we still have a very high free and reduced lunch* program in the public schools. What was once a very blue collar, working class town has turned partly into a very, very hip, expensive, young area.

The neighborhood this douche lives in - Davis Sq- has some of the highest rents in Massachusetts- and they live side by side with people who have owned their house for generations, and are confused with by the boutique humus shop and all the farking froyo joints.

Anyway, I just want to say that while Davis Sq can be more insufferable than Berkeley, I love this town. This guy? He's a dick. But very very soon, he will meet some pretentious young girl, they'll buy a Bernese Mountain Dog, scrape the Elizabeth Warren sticker off the Prius and move to the a planned community in Hingham.

And good riddance.

*organic, high protein low gluten lunches. Some of the best most pretentious in the country.


/I tease.
 
kab
2014-01-21 12:22:48 AM
Blogger hasn't wrapped his head around the notion that here in the ever-righteous US, you only get to infringe on your neighbors efforts when they want to build something, rather than when they want to remove it.

Want to chop down trees?   Well it's your property!

Want to build a deck?  Well.. just a minute...you need permission for that!  What, do you think that's your property?
 
2014-01-21 12:23:17 AM

what_now: ????


Cluster B detected.

Anyone who uses multiple question marks to end a sentence is almost certainly a Cluster B -- avoid them at all costs.
 
2014-01-21 12:23:52 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: And if you read to the very end, you learn that he's a renter.  He has no investment it the neighborhood.  He's just another entitled little shiat who thinks the world exists to suit him.

What an asshole.


Oh, so he's a libtard?
 
2014-01-21 12:24:52 AM
I know in Sydney the regs are such that people hire tree assassins to poison trees obstructing the harbor view.

Around this part of Dallas I know a bunch of towns have a list of trees you can plant, trees you can cut down, and trees you cannot cut down.
 
2014-01-21 12:26:35 AM
One of the saddest sounds in the world is the sound of a chainsaw!
 
2014-01-21 12:27:07 AM
...it did the whole neighborhood a service by concealing the front facade of the guy's house, which -- there's no polite way of putting this -- is one of the ugliest and tackiest house on the block. I do not find aesthetically pleasing.

Interesting. I found a polite way of putting it.
 
2014-01-21 12:28:05 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Keep in mind when bashing HOAs: This is why some people like HOAs.


This is why I live in an wonderfully landscaped HOA where our parks and green spaces preserved some of the old growth, and commonly MAINTAIN them.
 
2014-01-21 12:30:49 AM

Solutare: what_now: ????

Cluster B detected.

Anyone who uses multiple question marks to end a sentence is almost certainly a Cluster B -- avoid them at all costs.


I don't know about the question mark thing, but I love that you're using this as a proper noun.
 
2014-01-21 12:31:49 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I guarandamntee you this guy is a lifelong liberal


Dyed in the wool
 
2014-01-21 12:31:50 AM

TuteTibiImperes: I really like large trees.  One of the reasons I bought the house I did was because it has a couple huge oaks on it.

The one in the rear is on my property, but just barely.  When a new family moved into the house whose property borders it and started removing a lot of the vegetation, I was worried they might think the tree was theirs and try to do something to it.  I thought about going over, but 'Welcome to the neighborhood - don't touch my tree' didn't sound neighborly in my head.

Thankfully they didn't mess with it, but I still feel I need to do something to mark it as mine to keep something from happening to it in the future, especially since it stands outside of my fence (which was there before I moved in).

I'm thinking about putting up a decorative stone circle and some mulch around the base so that they realize I have a claim to it.


Just introduce yourself to the neighbors, point out the tree and say "Even though it's outside the fence, that tree is inside my property line.  However, since I realize it's overhanging your property, let me know if I have to prune it or if it's making you nervous."

You lay a claim and accept responsibility for it, so they won't worry about asking you to prune it if it is causing problems on their side of the property line.  Our old house had an oak that overhang our property, and my neighbor did the same thing.  He was 70 years old, said he planted the tree with his dead wife decades ago, and he realized it could cause problems in our ridiculously small backyard (Alexandria, VA).  I didn't have any problem asking him to bring in a tree guy when it dropped a giant branch after hurricane Isabel.

If it's your tree and you're willing to accept responsibility for it, then there won't be a problem.  The downside is that you are liable for taking care of it.
 
2014-01-21 12:31:54 AM
Idiot new neighbors cut down a healthy (and gorgeous) willow and do it yourself *paved* their backyard.
Cost me $200 to install a berm to stop their new 'yard' from flooding my already wet yard. Another 200 for a higher back fence because they pointed their damn light at my house and asking politely had no result.
New berms on their other neighbors' lawns has given them a nice swimming pool when it rains...and as of this fall the willow's popping back up for a third time.

Punchline: Asked local landscape company what they could do about their flooding yard without spending a lot...his answer was "Tear up the concrete and plant a thirsty tree, maybe a willow."

This article guy, this guy is a douche. If their removal of the tree had an effect on the neighboring properties other than 'look,' he'd have a legitimate point of view. Maybe.
 
2014-01-21 12:32:13 AM

mikeray: Marmilman: mikeray: Hell the way it is trending in this country he will be able to marry his neighbors tree soon.

TIMMMMAYYYYYYYY

Hey I can joke about that subject, my boyfriend is gay.


But is he a tree?
 
2014-01-21 12:34:05 AM

stirfrybry: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I guarandamntee you this guy is a lifelong liberal

Dyed in the wool


Yeah, because conservatives have never, ever tried to tell other people what they can and can't do.
 
2014-01-21 12:34:32 AM
I think that I shall never see
a tard as entitled as this yuppie


Seriously, he spends the ENTIRE article showing how butthurt he is that his neighbors cut down trees he liked for various reasons that seemed good to them. It sounds like the kind of talk my grandpa would have had low level skirmishes with the neighbors over the years... except he never got in sissy fits on the internet about how people should do what he wants.
 
2014-01-21 12:38:08 AM
I have a very large cedar (200ft+) on the border between my neigbour's place and mine. He wanted to cut it down, offered to pay for it. It craps needles 365 days a year all over all our cars and driveways. I called the city to see who's tree it was. I was told that it is my tree, and I cannot cut it down, it's protected. The only way I could cut it down is if it were diseased. I like trees, so not a huge deal. It does make a ridiculous mess, I was surprised to find out that I couldn't do what I wanted on my own property though.
 
2014-01-21 12:39:03 AM

Harry_Seldon: Three Crooked Squirrels: Keep in mind when bashing HOAs: This is why some people like HOAs.

This is why I live in an wonderfully landscaped HOA where our parks and green spaces preserved some of the old growth, and commonly MAINTAIN them.


Do the fees cover the cost of smug or do you pay for that out of your own pocket?
 
2014-01-21 12:41:00 AM

Bane of Broone: Harry_Seldon: Three Crooked Squirrels: Keep in mind when bashing HOAs: This is why some people like HOAs.

This is why I live in an wonderfully landscaped HOA where our parks and green spaces preserved some of the old growth, and commonly MAINTAIN them.

Do the fees cover the cost of smug or do you pay for that out of your own pocket?


Calm down there, sparky. Not all HOAs are miniature banana republics.

Although I do sense a hint of sarcasm in his comment.
 
2014-01-21 12:41:15 AM

shda5582: Benevolent Misanthrope: And if you read to the very end, you learn that he's a renter.  He has no investment it the neighborhood.  He's just another entitled little shiat who thinks the world exists to suit him.

What an asshole.

Oh, so he's a libtard?


stirfrybry: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I guarandamntee you this guy is a lifelong liberal

Dyed in the wool


He actually had a good column on Salon for years:  "Ask the Pilot."  But he would occasionally stray into political discussions and they always ended up like this.  He's a good pilot and a good writer when he's talking about planes, but he has some moonbat theories when he strays out of his comfort area.
 
2014-01-21 12:43:31 AM
My husband and I had a large very large chestnut tree, probably stood at least 50 feet high with huge branches that spread over most of the yard and over the neighbors yard as well. Diameter across I honestly could say would be about 40-50 feet. This thing was just huge.

Well we decided to get some landscaping done of pulling weeds black berry bushes trash and other things that I just couldn't get to cause of health reasons at the time. Well while we were having that done we were talking to the landscaping person and asked him what it would take to just cut that tree down. He quoted a price for it and we said do it. Probably was around 2000 to take it down (good buddy discount). Our old crazy lady neighbor with the picture perfect yard came over to the fence and asked me if we were taking that beautiful tree down and I told her straight up yup its coming down.

While I did like that tree and it did provide a lot of shade some things I didn't like was the way the branches seemed to be sagging and one I know snapped off and didn't look right. Plus it was the kind of chestnut, black chestnut I think cause you couldn't eat the nuts they would make you sick but they had a spiky outer shell around the nut. Well a year or 2 before my husband actually stepped on one of those spikes and didn't realize it went through his shoe and into his heel. it imbedded itself and worked its way in till it started causing actual pain. He had to go to the doctor to have it cut out. He is diabetic as well and frankly that was the deciding factor for me for getting rid of the tree as soon as we could afford too.

In the end it turned out to be a good decision we kept most of the wood to burn and looking at the various sized logs of the branches turned out they were rotten. They would have eventually broken off and either hurt or killed someone or destroyed our house or the neighbors place.

To me it was a safety issue to get rid of the tree but I was not sad at all to see the spiky chestnuts go nor having to duck under the heavy branches as I tried to mow the lawn. Now in its place I have a nicer yard and a huge vegetable garden that I probably wouldn't have. My husbands feet are safe from that dangerous issue and I'm very glad that we don't live in an HOA or some other place where you need to get permission to do any little thing.

This neighbor guy that is complaining about the view being destroyed or having to look at an ugly house should be happy he is just a renter. Since he doesn't like what others are doing on their own property I would think it would make it a tad simpler to just put in his last months notice and find another place to rent rather then trying to sell a house and find another place to buy.

So that might be a positive viewpoint.
 
2014-01-21 12:43:57 AM

Bane of Broone: Harry_Seldon: Three Crooked Squirrels: Keep in mind when bashing HOAs: This is why some people like HOAs.

This is why I live in an wonderfully landscaped HOA where our parks and green spaces preserved some of the old growth, and commonly MAINTAIN them.

Do the fees cover the cost of smug or do you pay for that out of your own pocket?


Portland...we do smug

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-21 12:44:55 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I guarandamntee you this guy is a lifelong liberal


He says as much when he laments that a progressive city isn't boot-to-face stomping all over private property rights.
 
2014-01-21 12:46:24 AM
This D*bag sounds like he is related to my neighbor; the guy got all pissed off when I moved in and tore down an old shed that was in my backyard. The thing was an eyesore but he moaned and groaned about not having privacy on his own deck and how I ruined his quite time. I let him know the shed didn't block the smell of pot which wafted from the direction of his deck. The shed being gone also prevented him from using my property as a cut through because without it he could be seen jumping the fence after stealing something from another neighbors yard.

The D*bag in the article is a renter, if having no trees to look at offends him soooooo much then he can move out at the end of his lease and go live in the woods. He has no permanent
 
2014-01-21 12:48:01 AM
He has no permanent residence there.
 
2014-01-21 12:49:36 AM
As left-leaning as I am... Jesus farking Christ, dude.  Find something more important to whinge about.
 
2014-01-21 12:49:37 AM
You think that's bad? My asshole neighbor (who moved in AFTER I was already here) tore down a historic shed in his backyard. When I complained that now he could see me in the altogether, he called me a stoner and suggested I was stealing from other neighbors! What a douche...
 
2014-01-21 12:51:06 AM
Call the HOA. :-)
 
2014-01-21 12:53:05 AM
Our neighborhood doesn't have a HOA per se, but we do have a set of restrictions on removing trees from our yards.  Namely that for every tree removed it has to be replaced with another one, or 3 flowering bushes.

Our lot had numerous cottonwood trees on it, and I lived with them for 2 years until I couldn't take the pollen anymore.  One weekend I broke out the chainsaw and committed a mass genocide (treeocide?) wiping out almost all of them.  Then I sat back and waited for someone to say something.

Been 7 years.  Still waiting.  I imagine that no one else liked the cottonwoods either.
 
2014-01-21 12:53:17 AM

Harry_Seldon: Bane of Broone: Harry_Seldon: Three Crooked Squirrels: Keep in mind when bashing HOAs: This is why some people like HOAs.

This is why I live in an wonderfully landscaped HOA where our parks and green spaces preserved some of the old growth, and commonly MAINTAIN them.

Do the fees cover the cost of smug or do you pay for that out of your own pocket?

Portland...we do smug

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PDX is a lot of hills, hence the permit requirements.  The old owner of my company lost his home because the guy above him cut down a tree, destabilized the slope, and then a big rain happened, causing a minor landslide.
 
2014-01-21 12:57:11 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: And if you read to the very end, you learn that he's a renter.  He has no investment it the neighborhood.  He's just another entitled little shiat who thinks the world exists to suit him.

What an asshole.



A renter has no investment in the neighbourhood? WTF does property ownership have to do with investment in the neighbourhood? If he invests his time in trying to make the neighbourhood better he invests in it. A renter who spends time volunteering or being politically active has far more investment in a neighbourhood than someone who owns property but doesn't give a fark. Whether he is right or wrong, he obviously cares for how the neighbourhood is looking, so he invests in it.

I don't get the property ownership fetish. Even if you own property, unless you are in the middle of nowhere, you still live in a community and the long terms needs of the community are more important than the individual short-term whims of a property owner.

But then again I am living in Europe where indeed there are laws against these kind of things; you can't just cut down trees on your land unless there is a valid reason for it, just as you can't built what you want if other people have to look at it too, and you can't alter historical buildings without permission. I think those perfectly sane rules aimed at preserving the community in the long term as that it is deemed far more important than the individual needs, whether you own the property or not.
 
2014-01-21 12:57:35 AM
Follow-up note from the author:
Comments to this story seem to be harping on the fact that I'm a renter and not an owner; that neither property involved in this story belongs to me. I fail to see how or why that matters in the greater context of my argument. It feels to me like a loophole-ish way of invalidating my points. - PS
 
2014-01-21 12:58:08 AM
I hear that Patrick Smith loves singing:

"I'm so happy, I'm so gay, I can boink 10 boys a day, I'mmm Yourrrrr Gay Guy!"
 
2014-01-21 12:58:36 AM

TuteTibiImperes: I'm thinking about putting up a decorative stone circle and some mulch around the base so that they realize I have a claim to it.


No. No. No. Just go pee on it every morning. Much more manly.
 
2014-01-21 01:02:14 AM

bikkurikun: But then again I am living in Europe where indeed there are laws against these kind of things; you can't just cut down trees on your land unless there is a valid reason for it, just as you can't built what you want if other people have to look at it too, and you can't alter historical buildings without permission. I think those perfectly sane rules aimed at preserving the community in the long term as that it is deemed far more important than the individual needs, whether you own the property or not.


And that is why you guys suck I don't care what the liberals keep trying to shove down our throats. The European Union is a joke and every damn country except Germany is a mess. You don't take away propertry rights without a good reason and have freedom. They aren't compatible.
 
2014-01-21 01:02:41 AM

Lsherm: He actually had a good column on Salon for years:  "Ask the Pilot."  But he would occasionally stray into political discussions and they always ended up like this.  He's a good pilot and a good writer when he's talking about planes, but he has some moonbat theories when he strays out of his comfort area.


Actually, there were times even in his comfort area where he's a farking jag.  One I recall specifically about the six hour wait limit passed by congress. He wrote this long column decrying how unfair it was to take that decision away from the airlines.  Worse, after 100 people in comments explained to him just how horrible sitting in an airplane for hour after hour is, he was all "no, you all don't get it".  And the comments were like "no, YOU don't get it!".  And he replied again and again in condescending ways.   It was one of those shameful displays where you wish an editor would have jumped in and stopped the madness.

So this column surprises me not.  Douchebags gonna douche.
 
2014-01-21 01:02:43 AM

bikkurikun: Benevolent Misanthrope: And if you read to the very end, you learn that he's a renter.  He has no investment it the neighborhood.  He's just another entitled little shiat who thinks the world exists to suit him.

What an asshole.


A renter has no investment in the neighbourhood? WTF does property ownership have to do with investment in the neighbourhood? If he invests his time in trying to make the neighbourhood better he invests in it. A renter who spends time volunteering or being politically active has far more investment in a neighbourhood than someone who owns property but doesn't give a fark. Whether he is right or wrong, he obviously cares for how the neighbourhood is looking, so he invests in it.

I don't get the property ownership fetish. Even if you own property, unless you are in the middle of nowhere, you still live in a community and the long terms needs of the community are more important than the individual short-term whims of a property owner.

But then again I am living in Europe where indeed there are laws against these kind of things; you can't just cut down trees on your land unless there is a valid reason for it, just as you can't built what you want if other people have to look at it too, and you can't alter historical buildings without permission. I think those perfectly sane rules aimed at preserving the community in the long term as that it is deemed far more important than the individual needs, whether you own the property or not.


That's why you don't know shiat about shiat, and think that everyone has to lay down before Lord Pope of DoucheTown. Thanks for explaining that from the start.
 
2014-01-21 01:06:02 AM
Hipster-douche factor is high.

It is alarming what some of this generation feel they are entitled to.
 
2014-01-21 01:09:05 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: It's typical toddler cat reasoning - If I can see it, it's mine.

 
2014-01-21 01:09:17 AM

KillerAttackParrot: TuteTibiImperes: I'm thinking about putting up a decorative stone circle and some mulch around the base so that they realize I have a claim to it.
No. No. No. Just go pee on it every morning. Much more manly.


if you do a couple of animal sacrifices under it, it will keep bad spirits away from the tree and the tree will send pleasant breezes your way. Plus your neighbors will never say a word to you again, so win-win.
 
2014-01-21 01:11:02 AM

Bacontastesgood: One I recall specifically about the six hour wait limit passed by congress.


Correction - 3 hour limit imposed by the DOT.
 
2014-01-21 01:11:48 AM
If I was this guy's neighbour, I'd be finding ways to deliberately piss him off and make him move. What an asshole.
 
2014-01-21 01:12:49 AM
He's free to move and buy himself a nice tree farm where he can go out and look at the big, beautiful trees whenever he damn well pleases and nobody can cut them down. Just a thought.
 
2014-01-21 01:14:26 AM

joshiz: One of the commenters had it exactly right. I don't like when trees are cut down either but to quote: "If you don't like what your neighbors are doing with their trees, move."

If you want to get into a philosophical discussion about the nature of property ownership, take things back to when the land was in its pristine state before anyone owned it and those trees were most likely not even there.

Flip the whole thing around and suppose you wanted nice shade for your driveway but the only place to plant a tree would be on a neighbor's property. They have no obligation to do so, no matter how nice it would be for the "community".


Depends on the trees, I have white oaks that straddle my property line that are older than the USA, my neighbor was going to take one down when he ran the burried utilities to his house. I told him hell no, that I'd get a lawyer involved if he attempted to do that as they were a major part of why I bought the property and they were half mine. Turns out he was going to take em down as a precautionary measure as he was worried about liability if he weakened em and they fell on my house. I told him if 250+ years of the worst that mother nature hadn't taken em out that I doubted him digging up a few roots was going to do it and that if they started to show major signs of stress I'd split the cost of removal after the recommendation of an arborist said they had to go.

/damn developers
 
2014-01-21 01:14:55 AM
While i can see the blogger point of view that the loss of the trees changed the look of the neighborhood , in the end they are on private property .
 
2014-01-21 01:17:22 AM
just sayin for the property rights folks

in essence you do not own the land or your house
you only lease it by way of taxes
(you know what happens if you dont pay your taxes)

so if the true owners of the property decide you are doing something wrong on "your property"
then you will be corrected
 
2014-01-21 01:17:57 AM
Just be very careful...

satiro.es
 
2014-01-21 01:18:14 AM
www.aarondunlap.com
"You can't OWN property, man!"
 
2014-01-21 01:18:15 AM

bikkurikun: Benevolent Misanthrope: And if you read to the very end, you learn that he's a renter.  He has no investment it the neighborhood.  He's just another entitled little shiat who thinks the world exists to suit him.

What an asshole.


A renter has no investment in the neighbourhood? WTF does property ownership have to do with investment in the neighbourhood? If he invests his time in trying to make the neighbourhood better he invests in it. A renter who spends time volunteering or being politically active has far more investment in a neighbourhood than someone who owns property but doesn't give a fark. Whether he is right or wrong, he obviously cares for how the neighbourhood is looking, so he invests in it.

I don't get the property ownership fetish. Even if you own property, unless you are in the middle of nowhere, you still live in a community and the long terms needs of the community are more important than the individual short-term whims of a property owner.

But then again I am living in Europe where indeed there are laws against these kind of things; you can't just cut down trees on your land unless there is a valid reason for it, just as you can't built what you want if other people have to look at it too, and you can't alter historical buildings without permission. I think those perfectly sane rules aimed at preserving the community in the long term as that it is deemed far more important than the individual needs, whether you own the property or not.


While we appreciate your input, here in America they tried your way and nearly everybody starved to death.  Since about 1611, we're a little more keen on private property than you old worlders.
 
2014-01-21 01:20:27 AM

Lsherm: shda5582: Benevolent Misanthrope: And if you read to the very end, you learn that he's a renter.  He has no investment it the neighborhood.  He's just another entitled little shiat who thinks the world exists to suit him.

What an asshole.

Oh, so he's a libtard?

stirfrybry: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I guarandamntee you this guy is a lifelong liberal

Dyed in the wool

He actually had a good column on Salon for years:  "Ask the Pilot."  But he would occasionally stray into political discussions and they always ended up like this.  He's a good pilot and a good writer when he's talking about planes, but he has some moonbat theories when he strays out of his comfort area.


Is this the same Patrick Smith?  Really?  If so.... dayum.  I used to love Ask the Pilot back when he talked about the inside world of how airlines worked.  This column was just... retarded butthurt.
 
2014-01-21 01:20:52 AM
Mr T would not approve of this foo bloggers jiba jabber
 
2014-01-21 01:21:09 AM
six-n-tombstone:

The D*bag in the article is a renter, if having no trees to look at offends him soooooo much then he can move out at the end of his lease and go live in the woods. He has no permanent residence there.

Define permanent. Especially in residential areas, houses get bought and sold all the time. My parents could never afford to buy a house, but lived in the same neighbourhood all their lives, and were active in the community.  I have owned property since I got out of college, yet I've sold, moved and bought new property 5 times since then and never cared much about become active and involved in the community I lived in.  Who is a more permanent resident and who is more invested in the community?

Unless you own an estate that has been in your family for generations, most property owners in residential areas don't live in the same house for more than 20 years.  So if there is a hundreds of years old tree on your property that makes the community as a whole a nicer place, you shouldn't have the right to cut it down just because you 'own' the property for a number of years.
 
2014-01-21 01:22:15 AM
Hey! I voted for that lady once.

Really don't have much else to say except.... as someone who lived in that neighborhood for 7 years, I'm not at all surprised by this guy or his complaint.

www.rebekahgewirtz.org
 
2014-01-21 01:23:07 AM

bikkurikun: six-n-tombstone:

The D*bag in the article is a renter, if having no trees to look at offends him soooooo much then he can move out at the end of his lease and go live in the woods. He has no permanent residence there.

Define permanent. Especially in residential areas, houses get bought and sold all the time. My parents could never afford to buy a house, but lived in the same neighbourhood all their lives, and were active in the community.  I have owned property since I got out of college, yet I've sold, moved and bought new property 5 times since then and never cared much about become active and involved in the community I lived in.  Who is a more permanent resident and who is more invested in the community?

Unless you own an estate that has been in your family for generations, most property owners in residential areas don't live in the same house for more than 20 years.  So if there is a hundreds of years old tree on your property that makes the community as a whole a nicer place, you shouldn't have the right to cut it down just because you 'own' the property for a number of years.


Since whatever Euros you have in your wallet right now will eventually be spent on something, just go ahead and give half to me now.  For community.
 
2014-01-21 01:23:59 AM

kab: Blogger hasn't wrapped his head around the notion that here in the ever-righteous US, you only get to infringe on your neighbors efforts when they want to build something, rather than when they want to remove it.

Want to chop down trees?   Well it's your property!

Want to build a deck?  Well.. just a minute...you need permission for that!  What, do you think that's your property?


You can't remove soil from your property if it will significantly impact the draineag pattern of adjoining properties without a variance in most communities. In fact trees could be similar, my parents hadn't had any flooding in their basement in over 20 years of owning their house (including when Hugo turned the street into a river that we paddled down) until the neighbor cut down a pine on the property line and suddenly there was 3x as much rain trapped between the houses. We didn't take it up with the city but we did ask that they go in halfs with us on a replacement mature tree.
 
2014-01-21 01:24:03 AM
You all are a feeling-less bunch.
I've had this happen to me.
You all have no idea what it is like, waking up in the morning, calmly, almost zen-fully and definitely ritualistically prepare your organic soy latte, carry the cup you crafted by hand yourself out to your back yard....only to find that this ancient creature you used to carry on wordless conversations with every morning murdered by your neighbor.
Who cares about arbitrary lines drawn in the municipality?!
It was a living creature!

You were not there the night I gathered my friends and we had a candlelight vigil in remembrance of that mighty oak. You did not hear the sobbing.

Even at the risk of getting arrested, many times I have considered jumping over the 'fence' and placing a small monument for my fallen friend.

So before you judge this person in haste, try to imagine what kind of relation he had with the tree. What kind of conversations they had every morning. How long he mourned.

Forgive me. I have to stop typing and make another soy latte to steady my nerves.
AND I'm trying to cut down on caffeine.

/I keed. I KEED.
 
2014-01-21 01:25:17 AM
Did anyone else read to "I'm known to vacation in tropical rain forests"?

That line ticked me off for a number of reasons.
 
2014-01-21 01:28:35 AM

walkingtall: bikkurikun: But then again I am living in Europe where indeed there are laws against these kind of things; you can't just cut down trees on your land unless there is a valid reason for it, just as you can't built what you want if other people have to look at it too, and you can't alter historical buildings without permission. I think those perfectly sane rules aimed at preserving the community in the long term as that it is deemed far more important than the individual needs, whether you own the property or not.

And that is why you guys suck I don't care what the liberals keep trying to shove down our throats. The European Union is a joke and every damn country except Germany is a mess. You don't take away propertry rights without a good reason and have freedom. They aren't compatible.


No, it is the other way around. Freedom is for everyone, not just people rich enough to own property.  Property ownership at most is for the duration of an individual's lifespan, and usually takes shorter as people sell and move. The community outlives the individual, and hence the needs of the community/society outweigh the needs of the individual regardless of what he owns.  And you don't take away property rights, you limit them. Again because no one lives, and therefore owns property, until eternity.
 
2014-01-21 01:28:59 AM

Marlys: I have a very large cedar (200ft+) on the border between my neigbour's place and mine. He wanted to cut it down, offered to pay for it. It craps needles 365 days a year all over all our cars and driveways. I called the city to see who's tree it was. I was told that it is my tree, and I cannot cut it down, it's protected. The only way I could cut it down is if it were diseased. I like trees, so not a huge deal. It does make a ridiculous mess, I was surprised to find out that I couldn't do what I wanted on my own property though.


Cedars dont have needles. They have scaly things
 
2014-01-21 01:29:21 AM
Lsherm: He actually had a good column on Salon for years:  "Ask the Pilot."  But he would occasionally stray into political discussions and they always ended up like this.  He's a good pilot and a good writer when he's talking about planes, but he has some moonbat theories when he strays out of his comfort area.

DrunkWithImpotence: Is this the same Patrick Smith?  Really?  If so.... dayum.  I used to love Ask the Pilot back when he talked about the inside world of how airlines worked.  This column was just... retarded butthurt.


I-it's the same column.

Or at least, so I would infer from the large banner that says "Ask the Pilot: Patrick Smith Reports on All Things Air Travel" at the top of the page.
 
2014-01-21 01:31:17 AM
I'm actually kind of surprised. I would have figured some people around here would be all for imposing their will on property that they don't own; in the most ridiculous manner possible.
 
2014-01-21 01:31:19 AM

CivicMindedFive: bikkurikun: six-n-tombstone:

The D*bag in the article is a renter, if having no trees to look at offends him soooooo much then he can move out at the end of his lease and go live in the woods. He has no permanent residence there.

Define permanent. Especially in residential areas, houses get bought and sold all the time. My parents could never afford to buy a house, but lived in the same neighbourhood all their lives, and were active in the community.  I have owned property since I got out of college, yet I've sold, moved and bought new property 5 times since then and never cared much about become active and involved in the community I lived in.  Who is a more permanent resident and who is more invested in the community?

Unless you own an estate that has been in your family for generations, most property owners in residential areas don't live in the same house for more than 20 years.  So if there is a hundreds of years old tree on your property that makes the community as a whole a nicer place, you shouldn't have the right to cut it down just because you 'own' the property for a number of years.

Since whatever Euros you have in your wallet right now will eventually be spent on something, just go ahead and give half to me now.  For community.


I think the point is that people don't have the right to remove things on a property if others really, really like it. Not that this is a big issue, healthy trees generally increase property value.
 
2014-01-21 01:33:04 AM

bikkurikun: No, it is the other way around. Freedom is for everyone, not just people rich enough to own property. Property ownership at most is for the duration of an individual's lifespan, and usually takes shorter as people sell and move. The community outlives the individual, and hence the needs of the community/society outweigh the needs of the individual regardless of what he owns. And you don't take away property rights, you limit them. Again because no one lives, and therefore owns property, until eternity.


Trees also are not immortal or permanent.
 
2014-01-21 01:34:51 AM
Yeah, everybody in the neighborhood cuts down their trees and the place looks like crap. It's their right to make the place worse.
 
2014-01-21 01:36:32 AM

pete1729: Yeah, everybody in the neighborhood cuts down their trees and the place looks like crap. It's their right to make the place worse.



I think you're exaggerating the issue just a tad.
 
2014-01-21 01:36:43 AM

bikkurikun: Benevolent Misanthrope: And if you read to the very end, you learn that he's a renter.  He has no investment it the neighborhood.  He's just another entitled little shiat who thinks the world exists to suit him.

What an asshole.


A renter has no investment in the neighbourhood? WTF does property ownership have to do with investment in the neighbourhood? If he invests his time in trying to make the neighbourhood better he invests in it. A renter who spends time volunteering or being politically active has far more investment in a neighbourhood than someone who owns property but doesn't give a fark. Whether he is right or wrong, he obviously cares for how the neighbourhood is looking, so he invests in it.

I don't get the property ownership fetish. Even if you own property, unless you are in the middle of nowhere, you still live in a community and the long terms needs of the community are more important than the individual short-term whims of a property owner.

But then again I am living in Europe where indeed there are laws against these kind of things; you can't just cut down trees on your land unless there is a valid reason for it, just as you can't built what you want if other people have to look at it too, and you can't alter historical buildings without permission. I think those perfectly sane rules aimed at preserving the community in the long term as that it is deemed far more important than the individual needs, whether you own the property or not.


Is there by chance a run on copper nails in Europe?  "I don't know *why* the tree died.  Must have been poisoned by something..."
 
2014-01-21 01:38:03 AM

mikaloyd: bikkurikun: No, it is the other way around. Freedom is for everyone, not just people rich enough to own property. Property ownership at most is for the duration of an individual's lifespan, and usually takes shorter as people sell and move. The community outlives the individual, and hence the needs of the community/society outweigh the needs of the individual regardless of what he owns. And you don't take away property rights, you limit them. Again because no one lives, and therefore owns property, until eternity.

Trees also are not immortal or permanent.


www.destination360.com
No, but they come closer than we have...


/blogger is a douche, so are people who think that 'owning' a house means they can do whatever they want on the property
//9/10ths of you, I'm sure a bank actually owns whatever you are claiming is 'yours'
///renter
 
2014-01-21 01:38:20 AM

mikaloyd: Trees also are not immortal or permanent.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-21 01:39:32 AM

ArkAngel: Is it crazy or un-American to suggest that, at a certain point, a tree is no longer one person's private property per se, and belongs to the community?

Yes.


Both of these.
 
2014-01-21 01:41:20 AM

mikaloyd: bikkurikun: No, it is the other way around. Freedom is for everyone, not just people rich enough to own property. Property ownership at most is for the duration of an individual's lifespan, and usually takes shorter as people sell and move. The community outlives the individual, and hence the needs of the community/society outweigh the needs of the individual regardless of what he owns. And you don't take away property rights, you limit them. Again because no one lives, and therefore owns property, until eternity.

Trees also are not immortal or permanent.


Considering there are trees older than the great pyramids they're the closest thing to permenant short of mountains.
 
2014-01-21 01:43:21 AM
Neighbor is a douche for chopping down a perfectly good, 100 year old tree.

Blogger is a douche for the overly-entitled, whiny, all-about-what-I-want (see "I liked that tree" comments) claptrap.
 
2014-01-21 01:43:52 AM

Harry_Seldon: mikaloyd: Trees also are not immortal or permanent.


The Hundred Horse Chestnut laughs at your puny Califonia Redwoods.

/ for the forgetful

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Horse_Chestnut (copy/pasta)
 
2014-01-21 01:46:44 AM

Harry_Seldon: mikaloyd: Trees also are not immortal or permanent.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x549]


You can level an entire neighborhood if you bring one of these down.

That said, the article mentions a single tree removed, in a backyard, as part of an improvement project.

Surely there is an acceptable middle ground between living like a bunch of tree elves and a stumpy wasteland.
 
2014-01-21 01:51:30 AM

iheartscotch: Harry_Seldon: mikaloyd: Trees also are not immortal or permanent.

The Hundred Horse Chestnut laughs at your puny Califonia Redwoods.

/ for the forgetful

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Horse_Chestnut (copy/pasta)


Pando collectively laughs at your Hundred Horse Chestnut.
 
2014-01-21 01:52:27 AM
Guys like this gives liberals a bad name.

He isn't a liberal, liberals are pro-economic regulation and anti-social regulation.

This guy is a totalitarian.  Pro-Economic and Pro-Social regulation.
 
2014-01-21 01:57:50 AM

iheartscotch: Harry_Seldon: mikaloyd: Trees also are not immortal or permanent.

The Hundred Horse Chestnut laughs at your puny Califonia Redwoods.

/ for the forgetful

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Horse_Chestnut (copy/pasta)


And the bristle cone pines laugh at such a youngone, methusala is 4,845 years old and a newly discovered (and yet unnamed) specimen is 5,064 years old.
 
2014-01-21 02:02:38 AM

ByOwlLight: iheartscotch: Harry_Seldon: mikaloyd: Trees also are not immortal or permanent.

The Hundred Horse Chestnut laughs at your puny Califonia Redwoods.

/ for the forgetful

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Horse_Chestnut (copy/pasta)

Pando collectively laughs at your Hundred Horse Chestnut.


Hey now! The Hundred Horse Chestnut holds the Guinness world record for greatest tree girth measured at 190 ft in 1780. Granted, Pando is likely the oldest organism in existence and the heaviest; but, did the Queen Aragon and her 100 guards take a smoke break under Pando? I think not!
 
2014-01-21 02:04:54 AM

bikkurikun: six-n-tombstone:

The D*bag in the article is a renter, if having no trees to look at offends him soooooo much then he can move out at the end of his lease and go live in the woods. He has no permanent residence there.

Define permanent. Especially in residential areas, houses get bought and sold all the time. My parents could never afford to buy a house, but lived in the same neighbourhood all their lives, and were active in the community.  I have owned property since I got out of college, yet I've sold, moved and bought new property 5 times since then and never cared much about become active and involved in the community I lived in.  Who is a more permanent resident and who is more invested in the community?

Unless you own an estate that has been in your family for generations, most property owners in residential areas don't live in the same house for more than 20 years.  So if there is a hundreds of years old tree on your property that makes the community as a whole a nicer place, you shouldn't have the right to cut it down just because you 'own' the property for a number of years.


In other words he does not  OWN the property he lives in. He does not pay property taxes on it, he has no investment in the neighborhood because it is easier for him to pack up and move, if he so chooses. Or his landlord can decide not to renew his lease and make him move. Just like your parents did not own the property they lived in, they too could be tossed out by the landlord, ergo not considered to have investment in the nearby community. The fact they were allowed to stay in their place for over 20 years only means they were on good terms with the landlord nothing more. I don't care how many properties you owned. Nor do I care if you think I shouldn't cut down a tree on my property, it is not your property; you don't get to make the decision. Don't like it tough.
 
2014-01-21 02:06:25 AM

Asa Phelps: Stopped reading at "my landlord".


Stopped reading at "progressive city'.

Off the top of my head: Honolulu, Seattle, Boulder, Portland, San Fransisco, San Jose, and many more are all magnitudes more progressive than Boston.
 
2014-01-21 02:09:22 AM

tomerson: Asa Phelps: Stopped reading at "my landlord".

Stopped reading at "progressive city'.

Off the top of my head: Honolulu, Seattle, Boulder, Portland, San Fransisco, San Jose, and many more are all magnitudes more progressive than Boston.


San Francisco has better chowder.
 
2014-01-21 02:09:23 AM

Brainsick: You think that's bad? My asshole neighbor (who moved in AFTER I was already here) tore down a historic shed in his backyard. When I complained that now he could see me in the altogether, he called me a stoner and suggested I was stealing from other neighbors! What a douche...


Considering he is in jail for stealing, drugging and violating his parole; your trolling is invalid.
 
2014-01-21 02:11:47 AM

six-n-tombstone: bikkurikun: six-n-tombstone:

The D*bag in the article is a renter, if having no trees to look at offends him soooooo much then he can move out at the end of his lease and go live in the woods. He has no permanent residence there.

Define permanent. Especially in residential areas, houses get bought and sold all the time. My parents could never afford to buy a house, but lived in the same neighbourhood all their lives, and were active in the community.  I have owned property since I got out of college, yet I've sold, moved and bought new property 5 times since then and never cared much about become active and involved in the community I lived in.  Who is a more permanent resident and who is more invested in the community?

Unless you own an estate that has been in your family for generations, most property owners in residential areas don't live in the same house for more than 20 years.  So if there is a hundreds of years old tree on your property that makes the community as a whole a nicer place, you shouldn't have the right to cut it down just because you 'own' the property for a number of years.

In other words he does not  OWN the property he lives in. He does not pay property taxes on it, he has no investment in the neighborhood because it is easier for him to pack up and move, if he so chooses. Or his landlord can decide not to renew his lease and make him move. Just like your parents did not own the property they lived in, they too could be tossed out by the landlord, ergo not considered to have investment in the nearby community. The fact they were allowed to stay in their place for over 20 years only means they were on good terms with the landlord nothing more. I don't care how many properties you owned. Nor do I care if you think I shouldn't cut down a tree on my property, it is not your property; you don't get to make the decision. Don't like it tough.


Ah, no. You see, renters have rights here, you cant just toss them out. And most people dont rent fron individual landlords, but rather cooperations that are set up with the specific pirpose of providing housing for the working class who cant afford ownership. Even jf you dont have money, you still have rights here.
 
2014-01-21 02:12:06 AM

tomerson: Asa Phelps: Stopped reading at "my landlord".

Stopped reading at "progressive city'.

Off the top of my head: Honolulu, Seattle, Boulder, Portland, San Fransisco, San Jose, and many more are all magnitudes more progressive than Boston.


Hell, the capital of Texas is probably more progressive than Boston =) Too many Catholics in Boston's power structure for it to be a real progressive city.
 
2014-01-21 02:14:27 AM

Harry_Seldon: tomerson: Asa Phelps: Stopped reading at "my landlord".

Stopped reading at "progressive city'.

Off the top of my head: Honolulu, Seattle, Boulder, Portland, San Fransisco, San Jose, and many more are all magnitudes more progressive than Boston.

San Francisco has better chowder.


A little know fact; every time I read the word chowder; I also hear John F. Kennedy say the word "chowDAH" in my mind.

/ it's quite maddening
 
2014-01-21 02:15:26 AM

Brainsick: /blogger is a douche, so are people who think that 'owning' a house means they can do whatever they want on the property
//9/10ths of you, I'm sure a bank actually owns whatever you are claiming is 'yours'
///renter


You are clearly a renter and fairly naive.

The bank owns my mortgage because that's how it works.  But when I claim it's 'mine' (quoting because you did on 'yours') I assure you that if someone gets hurt on my property they will sue me and not the bank.  The bank doesn't pay one red cent towards 'my' property taxes.  Should I have called the bank when a pipe burst?  With the way you think it's 'their' pipe and not mine.  Same for the tree that cost me $400 to get cut down lest its dying self smashed my house.

I pay for it, I pay the property taxes, I pay for the upkeep....face it you whiny biatch, it's MINE and I can do whatever I want with the property.

As a matter of fact, I may cut down a random tree in my yard just to do it.  I'll find the one with the most squirrel nests.  BECAUSE I CAN.

/Nah, love my damn squirrels.
 
2014-01-21 02:15:46 AM

robodog: tomerson: Asa Phelps: Stopped reading at "my landlord".

Stopped reading at "progressive city'.

Off the top of my head: Honolulu, Seattle, Boulder, Portland, San Fransisco, San Jose, and many more are all magnitudes more progressive than Boston.

Hell, the capital of Texas is probably more progressive than Boston =) Too many Catholics in Boston's power structure for it to be a real progressive city.


I thought Hell was Houston?
 
2014-01-21 02:16:53 AM

shtychkn: Guys like this gives liberals a bad name.

He isn't a liberal, liberals are pro-economic regulation and anti-social regulation.

This guy is a totalitarian.  Pro-Economic and Pro-Social regulation.


Also, he's a COCK, and libs don't have one.
 
2014-01-21 02:20:11 AM
FTFA: I may be wrong but

Took you a while, but you got there eventually
 
2014-01-21 02:23:07 AM

robodog: mikaloyd: bikkurikun: No, it is the other way around. Freedom is for everyone, not just people rich enough to own property. Property ownership at most is for the duration of an individual's lifespan, and usually takes shorter as people sell and move. The community outlives the individual, and hence the needs of the community/society outweigh the needs of the individual regardless of what he owns. And you don't take away property rights, you limit them. Again because no one lives, and therefore owns property, until eternity.

Trees also are not immortal or permanent.

Considering there are trees older than the great pyramids they're the closest thing to permenant short of mountains.


Bout 4 thousand years for some ancient pines blasted to shiat by lightning in the Sierras. Maybe a couple thousand years for some giant Sequoias. but most trees meet their fates much much sooner than that.
 
2014-01-21 02:25:57 AM

KidneyStone: Brainsick: /blogger is a douche, so are people who think that 'owning' a house means they can do whatever they want on the property
//9/10ths of you, I'm sure a bank actually owns whatever you are claiming is 'yours'
///renter

You are clearly a renter and fairly naive.

The bank owns my mortgage because that's how it works.  But when I claim it's 'mine' (quoting because you did on 'yours') I assure you that if someone gets hurt on my property they will sue me and not the bank.  The bank doesn't pay one red cent towards 'my' property taxes.  Should I have called the bank when a pipe burst?  With the way you think it's 'their' pipe and not mine.  Same for the tree that cost me $400 to get cut down lest its dying self smashed my house.

I pay for it, I pay the property taxes, I pay for the upkeep....face it you whiny biatch, it's MINE and I can do whatever I want with the property.

As a matter of fact, I may cut down a random tree in my yard just to do it.  I'll find the one with the most squirrel nests.  BECAUSE I CAN.

/Nah, love my damn squirrels.


This is the best post. "Sure the bank technically owns the mortage, but I still pay for everything so you're dumb." You can't do just whatever with the property either. Removing trees, maybe. But planting trees? Building structures? Painting the house plaid? Letting the grass grow without ever cutting it? Parking YOUR car on YOUR front lawn? Good luck with that (without paying for some special permit that says yes you are allowed to do this with your own stuff).
 
2014-01-21 02:27:11 AM
Patrick Smith's column "Ask the Pilot" was a pretty good read, I question his decent into douche-dom
 
2014-01-21 02:32:11 AM

six-n-tombstone: Brainsick: You think that's bad? My asshole neighbor (who moved in AFTER I was already here) tore down a historic shed in his backyard. When I complained that now he could see me in the altogether, he called me a stoner and suggested I was stealing from other neighbors! What a douche...

Considering he is in jail for stealing, drugging and violating his parole; your trolling is invalid.


He drugged and violated his parole? Is that like date rape?

/It was a joke (and an old one at that), not a troll...though I am strangely pleased you were confused, so maybe...
tb.himg.baidu.com
 
2014-01-21 02:32:20 AM

VIDEOWALLART: Patrick Smith's column "Ask the Pilot" was a pretty good read, I question his decent into douche-dom


Someone cut down his hipster neo-pagan spirit tree, removing all sense of balance from his articles.
 
2014-01-21 02:32:57 AM

iheartscotch: Hey now! The Hundred Horse Chestnut holds the Guinness world record for greatest tree girth measured at 190 ft in 1780. Granted, Pando is likely the oldest organism in existence and the heaviest; but, did the Queen Aragon and her 100 guards take a smoke break under Pando? I think not!


Probably some virusses and creosote rings are older
 
2014-01-21 02:34:44 AM

KidneyStone: I pay for it, I pay the property taxes, I pay for the upkeep....face it you whiny biatch, it's MINE and I can do whatever I want with the property.


firedaily.com
Easy there, killer.


/look up eminent domain sometime...
 
2014-01-21 02:34:54 AM

bikkurikun: six-n-tombstone: bikkurikun: six-n-tombstone:

The D*bag in the article is a renter, if having no trees to look at offends him soooooo much then he can move out at the end of his lease and go live in the woods. He has no permanent residence there.

Define permanent. Especially in residential areas, houses get bought and sold all the time. My parents could never afford to buy a house, but lived in the same neighbourhood all their lives, and were active in the community.  I have owned property since I got out of college, yet I've sold, moved and bought new property 5 times since then and never cared much about become active and involved in the community I lived in.  Who is a more permanent resident and who is more invested in the community?

Unless you own an estate that has been in your family for generations, most property owners in residential areas don't live in the same house for more than 20 years.  So if there is a hundreds of years old tree on your property that makes the community as a whole a nicer place, you shouldn't have the right to cut it down just because you 'own' the property for a number of years.

In other words he does not  OWN the property he lives in. He does not pay property taxes on it, he has no investment in the neighborhood because it is easier for him to pack up and move, if he so chooses. Or his landlord can decide not to renew his lease and make him move. Just like your parents did not own the property they lived in, they too could be tossed out by the landlord, ergo not considered to have investment in the nearby community. The fact they were allowed to stay in their place for over 20 years only means they were on good terms with the landlord nothing more. I don't care how many properties you owned. Nor do I care if you think I shouldn't cut down a tree on my property, it is not your property; you don't get to make the decision. Don't like it tough.

Ah, no. You see, renters have rights here, you cant just toss them out. And most people ...


Renters have rights here too, but telling their neighbor what to do with their property isn't one of them. If they don't pay rent yes they can be tossed out. If they damage the property they are living in yes they can be tossed out. If they are in a lease and the landlord decides at the end of the lease they don't want to renew it, yes the renters can get tossed out. If it is a month to month the landlord can raise the rent til the renter can no longer afford it forcing them to move. So yes a renter can be tossed out.
 
2014-01-21 02:38:28 AM

Brainsick: six-n-tombstone: Brainsick: You think that's bad? My asshole neighbor (who moved in AFTER I was already here) tore down a historic shed in his backyard. When I complained that now he could see me in the altogether, he called me a stoner and suggested I was stealing from other neighbors! What a douche...

Considering he is in jail for stealing, drugging and violating his parole; your trolling is invalid.

He drugged and violated his parole? Is that like date rape?

/It was a joke (and an old one at that), not a troll...though I am strangely pleased you were confused, so maybe...


He was finally caught stealing and doing drugs which is a violation of his parole. There happy Mctroll?
 
2014-01-21 02:40:10 AM

Harry_Seldon: Portland...we do smug


Many towns in the Northwest are like that.  If part of your yard is under a land-use restriction due to wetlands, steep slope or erosion hazards, chances are that you're going to need permission from your local muni.

I had a steep slope in my back yard.  15' out from the top was protected.  To cut, I'd need a permit and an abortist's report on how I was going to replace it.  That's if they'd let me cut it in the first place.
 
2014-01-21 02:58:45 AM

bikkurikun: six-n-tombstone: bikkurikun: six-n-tombstone:

The D*bag in the article is a renter, if having no trees to look at offends him soooooo much then he can move out at the end of his lease and go live in the woods. He has no permanent residence there.

Define permanent. Especially in residential areas, houses get bought and sold all the time. My parents could never afford to buy a house, but lived in the same neighbourhood all their lives, and were active in the community.  I have owned property since I got out of college, yet I've sold, moved and bought new property 5 times since then and never cared much about become active and involved in the community I lived in.  Who is a more permanent resident and who is more invested in the community?

Unless you own an estate that has been in your family for generations, most property owners in residential areas don't live in the same house for more than 20 years.  So if there is a hundreds of years old tree on your property that makes the community as a whole a nicer place, you shouldn't have the right to cut it down just because you 'own' the property for a number of years.

In other words he does not  OWN the property he lives in. He does not pay property taxes on it, he has no investment in the neighborhood because it is easier for him to pack up and move, if he so chooses. Or his landlord can decide not to renew his lease and make him move. Just like your parents did not own the property they lived in, they too could be tossed out by the landlord, ergo not considered to have investment in the nearby community. The fact they were allowed to stay in their place for over 20 years only means they were on good terms with the landlord nothing more. I don't care how many properties you owned. Nor do I care if you think I shouldn't cut down a tree on my property, it is not your property; you don't get to make the decision. Don't like it tough.

Ah, no. You see, renters have rights here, you cant just toss them out. And most people dont rent fron individual landlords, but rather cooperations that are set up with the specific pirpose of providing housing for the working class who cant afford ownership. Even jf you dont have money, you still have rights here.


...did you start having a stroke as you wrote that? Seriously. That's like, consider going to a doctor typing there. Your previous posts are very well put together comparatively.

/not a troll
//srlsy... please tell me you are typing one handed or exhausted or something at least
 
2014-01-21 03:21:05 AM
My neighbour removed a jacaranda on his property that I could see out my kitchen window and obscured the back of a commercial property behind it. The purple flowers were beautiful and I was pissed and sad to see it go.
Know what I did?
I kept on living my life because it's not my damn business.
 
2014-01-21 03:37:11 AM
Just an FYI to any morans still reading this thread:  You sound like total jackoffs when you start spouting that 'lib' nonsense.

Seriously, listen to yourself.
 
2014-01-21 03:55:36 AM
Oh, you poor snowflake! Someone did something on their property to something that they owned and did not clear it with you! Omigosh, the inhumanity! I am so sorry that the birds won't be drawn to your bird feeder. Life is so unfair! You are such a gentle soul, and this just rips right at the heart of it all. I cried a little tear reading your touching blog, and wondered how you find the time to write such an eloquent post when your spare time should be spent policing the actions of your neighbors. Please, don't write anymore, and spend the rest of your days righting societies wrongs.
 
2014-01-21 03:56:47 AM
Haters gonna hate...

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-01-21 04:02:16 AM
I feel for the guy but dammit, if you would rather see trees instead of ugly buildings move the f*ck out of the city.

And then plant your own!
 
2014-01-21 04:04:49 AM
If you don't like it, go someplace where you can own air rights. Then when your neighbor downslope cuts one of his trees--or allows it to grow too tall, whichever the case may be--you may have some kind of right to complain. Otherwise, you have no right to a beautiful skyline.

These are the kind of people who, in a few more years, will be suing because the same beautiful tree is now termite-infested and dropping branches all over "their" roofs or dead leaves all over "their" yards, and whining because the neighbor won't cut it for the betterment of the entire neighborhood.
 
2014-01-21 04:43:16 AM

Marlys: I have a very large cedar (200ft+) on the border between my neigbour's place and mine. He wanted to cut it down, offered to pay for it. It craps needles 365 days a year all over all our cars and driveways. I called the city to see who's tree it was. I was told that it is my tree, and I cannot cut it down, it's protected. The only way I could cut it down is if it were diseased. I like trees, so not a huge deal. It does make a ridiculous mess, I was surprised to find out that I couldn't do what I wanted on my own property though.


Too bad you can't get some copper sulphate in the plumbing section of the hardware store.
 
2014-01-21 04:50:17 AM
As someone who's parents property value has tanked due to the clear cutting their "neighbor" did of the  entire old growth forest around their property, I'm getting a kick.

/looks like a farking nuclear bomb went off
//cried for all of the memories I had growing up running around the forest
 
2014-01-21 04:50:43 AM

Harry_Seldon: Just be very careful...


Old man Peabody was a tree-hugging pioneer.
 
2014-01-21 04:53:47 AM
Mr. Smith: When people living in some particular place have reason to feel that some particular type of tree should be protected, they pass these things called LAWS.
You see, that way, these decisions can be made collectively, and everybody gets a say - not just you. And then, when somebody goes to cut down a tree they shouldn't, you can do something legitimate about it, as opposed to simply blog whining.
When such laws have been made in a democratic manner, and everyone knows what is expected of them, and can plan accordingly, the vast majority of people are happy to comply - and then, you won't have anything to whine about.
In the absence of any such regulation, your neighbor's decision to cut down his tree is none of your business.
 
2014-01-21 05:04:31 AM

Fafai: This is the best post. "Sure the bank technically owns the mortage, but I still pay for everything so you're dumb." You can't do just whatever with the property either. Removing trees, maybe. But planting trees? Building structures? Painting the house plaid? Letting the grass grow without ever cutting it? Parking YOUR car on YOUR front lawn? Good luck with that (without paying for some special permit that says yes you are allowed to do this with your own stuff).


Funny, other than the "building structures" bit, my parents can do all of that on their property that they own without having to ask permission.

They had to have an old alder taken down a few years ago, because it was horribly rotten and posing a threat to the house.  They inquired with the county; no permit needed.  So they found a good company and had it taken down.  It was neat to watch, and the wood fueled many a cozy fire in the fireplace.
 
2014-01-21 05:06:03 AM

Brainsick: KidneyStone: I pay for it, I pay the property taxes, I pay for the upkeep....face it you whiny biatch, it's MINE and I can do whatever I want with the property.

[firedaily.com image 299x223]
Easy there, killer.


/look up eminent domain sometime...


Kelo V. New London. Yeah!
 
2014-01-21 05:32:02 AM
Property:  The right and interest an individual has in land or chattels to the exclusion of others.  The right to enjoy and dispose of certain things, in the most absolute manner as the individual pleases, provided the individual makes no use of them prohibited by law.

Issues like this are much easier to resolve if you accept the premise that words mean things.
 
2014-01-21 05:46:44 AM
Oh god, and he's just renting the place atop of that....wow...I don't think I've ever had a legitimate use for this phrase until right now:  "Check your farking privilege."
 
2014-01-21 05:51:28 AM
One the one hand, this whining douchenozzle needs to go be a socialist somewhere else. On the other hand, there are plenty of other socialist twatwaffles who applaud HOA rules such as one forbidding RV parking in one's own driveway, or building 75-foot tall fluorescent pink sculptures in one's own yard. It's a catch-22.
 
2014-01-21 05:55:40 AM
We have rules locally about the size of tree that you are just casually allowed too kill.  Yes it leads to peeps killing their trees just before they get to that size, but it at least acknowledges that at a certain point they become a local treasure and not just something to use for fuel or to remove because it is convenient.
 
2014-01-21 06:02:54 AM

Langdon_777: We have rules locally about the size of tree that you are just casually allowed too kill.  Yes it leads to peeps killing their trees just before they get to that size, but it at least acknowledges that at a certain point they become a local treasure and not just something to use for fuel or to remove because it is convenient.


Why do people hate insurance companies?
 
2014-01-21 06:08:32 AM

LordZorch: Seattle has a different view of trees: old ones, like the douchebag blogger loves, have a tendency to come crashing down in winter windstorms.

One of the first things people ask about is about old, dangerous trees in the neighborhood.

There are plenty of trees - cut one down, plant another one.  It's not like there is a shortage of them.


After reading that whiny blog I did  double check to make sure that he wasn't a Wallingford resident.
 
2014-01-21 06:08:32 AM
This guy seems to be having some trouble distinguishing  the way life really is and what he thinks it should be. I've got three words for him: Grow up, Sparky.
 
2014-01-21 06:28:21 AM

shtychkn: Guys like this gives liberals a bad name.

He isn't a liberal, liberals are pro-economic regulation and anti-social regulation.

This guy is a totalitarian.  Pro-Economic and Pro-Social regulation.


This.  That is the problem with a simplistic either/or view, political views are a multidimensional spectrum and the simple mind lumps "i agin' it" with "them".

Then political parties align themselves with the popular "i agin' its", so you get strange bedfellows like political parties that are pro- gun freedom but anti- marriage freedom, which is absurd.
 
2014-01-21 06:34:16 AM
When then whiny little man of the 21st century, pretend you're a man of the 20th century , quit whining and plant you're own trees!
 
2014-01-21 06:34:59 AM
KidneyStone:
You are clearly a renter and fairly naive.

The bank owns my mortgage because that's how it works.  But when I claim it's 'mine' (quoting because you did on 'yours') I assure you that if someone gets hurt on my property they will sue me and not the bank.  The bank doesn't pay one red cent towards 'my' property taxes.  Should I have called the bank when a pipe burst?  With the way you think it's 'their' pipe and not mine.  Same for the tree that cost me $400 to get cut down lest its dying self smashed my house.

I pay for it, I pay the property taxes, I pay for the upkeep....face it you whiny biatch, it's MINE and I can do whatever I want with the property.


Well, there's a subtlety.  The property is the bank's and it is your responsibility to them to keep the property up.  It's "yours" in all respects but the finality of ownership.

I wonder what the bank would have thought about it if that pipe had burst and you decided "fark it, I won't fix the wall" and let everything molder and rot, which would be perfectly in your rights if the ownership was truly yours.  Or if you'd let the tree fall down and didn't have sufficient insurance.  They can be rather picky about what you can do with their collateral...
 
2014-01-21 06:42:08 AM
I once rented a place in Germany. The people who lived in the neighbouring house had the tree in the backyard of the house I was living in cut down because they didn't like how it shaded their yard. They didn't have permission to do so and did it when no one was home. They then claimed that my landlady, who was slightly senile, had asked them to do it (she hadn't). When the police came to sort it out I chatted with one of them and he said this was typical German neighbourliness, you know, like invading Poland.
 
2014-01-21 06:47:11 AM

Asa Phelps: Stopped reading at "my landlord".

Images

by Tyrone Greene ...

Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...
Def!
 
2014-01-21 06:54:56 AM
Reasonable:  Discussing city policies at reducing the number of trees cut down or increasing number of trees.  Maybe approval or permit/fine for cutting down any tree with a diameter/circumference that is greater then X inches.

This guy?  Whiny little biatch, especially with that PS.
 
2014-01-21 06:59:55 AM
Another thing he mentioned in the follow-up comment, all the trees in his neighborhood were thick, full of beautiful green leaves. Shortly after they started work on the neighbor's lot all those leaves died and fell off the trees. That can't just be a coincidence, can it??
 
2014-01-21 07:00:20 AM

what_now: So. This is my town. I've lived here since 2002, and bought a postage stamp condo in the "gentrifying" section of town in August.

Somerville, MA is the most densely populated city in New England. We invented Fluff and the necco waver. The first American Flag was flown in Somerville. We have the oldest co-ed public high school in the US.

It's not all good. Somerville is a weird place, going through a bit of an identity crisis. Whitey Bulger, a gangster, killed a bunch of people in my new "gentrifying" neighborhood, and the income disparity is off the charts. DINKS like us can afford to spend several hundred thousand dollars on 700sq feet, but we still have a very high free and reduced lunch* program in the public schools. What was once a very blue collar, working class town has turned partly into a very, very hip, expensive, young area.

The neighborhood this douche lives in - Davis Sq- has some of the highest rents in Massachusetts- and they live side by side with people who have owned their house for generations, and are confused with by the boutique humus shop and all the farking froyo joints.

Anyway, I just want to say that while Davis Sq can be more insufferable than Berkeley, I love this town. This guy? He's a dick. But very very soon, he will meet some pretentious young girl, they'll buy a Bernese Mountain Dog, scrape the Elizabeth Warren sticker off the Prius and move to the a planned community in Hingham.

And good riddance.

*organic, high protein low gluten lunches. Some of the best in the country.


What's the "gentrifying" area of Somerville? Magoun? Sullivan? Is there  any area of town where a condo won't end up selling to a cash buyer for 50% over the asking price?

I myself recently bought my own postage stamp in JP, which is not as nuts as Somerville yet but getting there. One of my favorite pastimes thus far is reading yupster foodie Yelp reviews of pre-gentrification local establishments; there's something really special about watching avowed liberals desperately try to avoid saying "MINORITIES ARE SCARY AND POOR PEOPLE EAT BAD." I can only imagine there are lots of Patrick Smiths around here.

/Liberal.
//Eats like a poor person.
///DIAF Whole Foods.
 
2014-01-21 07:03:38 AM
It's people like this that makes us liberals look bad. Some people are just assholes no matter what side of the aisle they're on.
 
2014-01-21 07:17:24 AM

tommyl66: Another thing he mentioned in the follow-up comment, all the trees in his neighborhood were thick, full of beautiful green leaves. Shortly after they started work on the neighbor's lot all those leaves died and fell off the trees. That can't just be a coincidence, can it??


It's called September/October time frame.

I guess having a large beautiful tree is more important than said tree is too large for the area and the roots and the branches is posing a threat to the house.  The neighbor could also be having the tree milled for a wood working project.  An uncle did that with a Maple, after it was dried, another uncle went over and built him a beautiful china cabinet.  It meant so much to the first uncle, that he had it mentioned at his funeral.

/I have had to cut a tree down to make room for an addition.
 
2014-01-21 07:19:52 AM

ArkAngel: Is it crazy or un-American to suggest that, at a certain point, a tree is no longer one person's private property per se, and belongs to the community?

Yes.


This is as far as I read.
 
2014-01-21 07:20:54 AM
Now, now. Why call him a blogger, subby? If Fark has taught me one thing, it's that bloggers are legitimate journalists and should be identified as such.
 
2014-01-21 07:30:23 AM

mikaloyd: Bout 4 thousand years for some ancient pines blasted to shiat by lightning in the Sierras. Maybe a couple thousand years for some giant Sequoias. but most trees meet their fates much much sooner than that.


If you count clonal colonies, there's a handful around 10,000 years, and Pando, which is estimated at 80,000+.  Individual stems don't live that long, but the root system that spawns them is contiguous.
 
2014-01-21 07:31:10 AM

TuteTibiImperes: I really like large trees.  One of the reasons I bought the house I did was because it has a couple huge oaks on it.

The one in the rear is on my property, but just barely.  When a new family moved into the house whose property borders it and started removing a lot of the vegetation, I was worried they might think the tree was theirs and try to do something to it.  I thought about going over, but 'Welcome to the neighborhood - don't touch my tree' didn't sound neighborly in my head.

Thankfully they didn't mess with it, but I still feel I need to do something to mark it as mine to keep something from happening to it in the future, especially since it stands outside of my fence (which was there before I moved in).

I'm thinking about putting up a decorative stone circle and some mulch around the base so that they realize I have a claim to it.


The only parts of the tree that are yours are the ones over your property. Any parts of the tree over the property of others can just be cut off by them any time they like. They will do this unless they really like you. That is your responsibility.

You only have claim to the parts of the tree on your property, stones make no difference.

Don`t do dickish passive aggressive stone marking. Mark the property boundary. Be an adult, get to know your neighbors and express your like for the tree and discuss the property boundaries and how you would like them to not cut parts off the tree even though it is over both properties.
 
2014-01-21 07:38:48 AM

iheartscotch: I'm actually kind of surprised. I would have figured some people around here would be all for imposing their will on property that they don't own; in the most ridiculous manner possible.


We're a bit more focused. We reserve our arguments over control of wallets, guns and vaginas.
 
2014-01-21 07:47:39 AM

what_now: So. This is my town. I've lived here since 2002, and bought a postage stamp condo in the "gentrifying" section of town in August.

Somerville, MA is the most densely populated city in New England. We invented Fluff and the necco waver. The first American Flag was flown in Somerville. We have the oldest co-ed public high school in the US.

It's not all good. Somerville is a weird place, going through a bit of an identity crisis. Whitey Bulger, a gangster, killed a bunch of people in my new "gentrifying" neighborhood, and the income disparity is off the charts. DINKS like us can afford to spend several hundred thousand dollars on 700sq feet, but we still have a very high free and reduced lunch* program in the public schools. What was once a very blue collar, working class town has turned partly into a very, very hip, expensive, young area.

The neighborhood this douche lives in - Davis Sq- has some of the highest rents in Massachusetts- and they live side by side with people who have owned their house for generations, and are confused with by the boutique humus shop and all the farking froyo joints.

Anyway, I just want to say that while Davis Sq can be more insufferable than Berkeley, I love this town. This guy? He's a dick. But very very soon, he will meet some pretentious young girl, they'll buy a Bernese Mountain Dog, scrape the Elizabeth Warren sticker off the Prius and move to the a planned community in Hingham.

And good riddance.

*organic, high protein low gluten lunches. Some of the best in the country.


img.fark.net


Do you have something against Bernese mountain dogs? Why single them out as though they're bad?
 
2014-01-21 07:48:00 AM

ArkAngel: Is it crazy or un-American to suggest that, at a certain point, a tree is no longer one person's private property per se, and belongs to the community?


pursuitofbetterment.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-21 07:58:14 AM
I used to work a job that involved trying to get neighbors to act like adults verse feces-flinging macaques in regards to trees and fences. You would not believe the lengths to which people will go to "win" these disputes, particularly in a monied area. Well maybe you would; I don't know you. But we're talking about thousands and thousands of dollars to lawyers, arborists, surveyors, etc etc.

There's a way to handle this that conforms to both free-market property owning principles, as well as personal or community aesthetics. You don't want your neighbor to cut down the tree? Pay him or her. At some point your value curve for the tree and theirs for cutting it down will intersect. Write a check and a one page agreement, move on with your life.

*I do not know if macaques actually fling feces. No insult to the macaque community was intended.
 
2014-01-21 08:01:18 AM

violentsalvation: what_now: We invented Fluff and the necco waver.

Yuck.


Fluff is awesome, but you're right about Necco wafers.  They date back to the Civil War, and I'm pretty sure a lot of Union guys enlisted just to get away from them...
 
2014-01-21 08:07:17 AM

kab: Blogger hasn't wrapped his head around the notion that here in the ever-righteous US, you only get to infringe on your neighbors efforts when they want to build something, rather than when they want to remove it.

Want to chop down trees?   Well it's your property!

Want to build a deck?  Well.. just a minute...you need permission for that!  What, do you think that's your property?


Oh, please.  You can get permission to build a deck here pretty much automatically so long as you a) keep it on your side of the property line, and b) build it out of something more substantial than rotten 1x3 propped up on the lawn, so it doesn't collapse and kill the twelve neighbors you invited over.

Somerville's got a lot of three-deckers, and if a third floor deck collapses, you're lucky if you're only going to the hospital.

You didn't USED to need permission, but enough idiots over the decades violated a) and/or b) that new regs got passed.

Basically, it's your dad's fault.  You know, the guy with all the tools who thought that owning them meant he could build anything.
 
2014-01-21 08:08:13 AM
I hope you get eaten by a bear.

great...  Now I've got an Allen Sherman song stuck in my head for the day.  Thanks - what...
 
2014-01-21 08:08:17 AM

cptrios: what_now: So. This is my town. I've lived here since 2002, and bought a postage stamp condo in the "gentrifying" section of town in August.

Somerville, MA is the most densely populated city in New England. We invented Fluff and the necco waver. The first American Flag was flown in Somerville. We have the oldest co-ed public high school in the US.

It's not all good. Somerville is a weird place, going through a bit of an identity crisis. Whitey Bulger, a gangster, killed a bunch of people in my new "gentrifying" neighborhood, and the income disparity is off the charts. DINKS like us can afford to spend several hundred thousand dollars on 700sq feet, but we still have a very high free and reduced lunch* program in the public schools. What was once a very blue collar, working class town has turned partly into a very, very hip, expensive, young area.

The neighborhood this douche lives in - Davis Sq- has some of the highest rents in Massachusetts- and they live side by side with people who have owned their house for generations, and are confused with by the boutique humus shop and all the farking froyo joints.

Anyway, I just want to say that while Davis Sq can be more insufferable than Berkeley, I love this town. This guy? He's a dick. But very very soon, he will meet some pretentious young girl, they'll buy a Bernese Mountain Dog, scrape the Elizabeth Warren sticker off the Prius and move to the a planned community in Hingham.

And good riddance.

*organic, high protein low gluten lunches. Some of the best in the country.

What's the "gentrifying" area of Somerville? Magoun? Sullivan? Is there  any area of town where a condo won't end up selling to a cash buyer for 50% over the asking price?

I myself recently bought my own postage stamp in JP, which is not as nuts as Somerville yet but getting there. One of my favorite pastimes thus far is reading yupster foodie Yelp reviews of pre-gentrification local establishments; there's something really special about watching avowed liberals desperately try to avoid saying "MINORITIES ARE SCARY AND POOR PEOPLE EAT BAD." I can only imagine there are lots of Patrick Smiths around here.

/Liberal.
//Eats like a poor person.
///DIAF Whole Foods.


As someone who grew up in the Jackson/Hyde/Stony Brook triangle (Mozart St.) in the 80s and 90s I have to say the dynamic there now is nuts.

It really sucks to see people who worked so hard to get the neighborhood on track through the shootouts on the street etc. no longer able to afford living there.

I haven't been around there in a few years since just about everyone I knew has moved to Brockton or similar. Lament all you want about Whole Foods but when it comes down to it if you've purchased a condo there in the past several years you're really no different than the Yelpers you mention.

I'm sure your home will turn out to be a good investment but I hope you didn't move to the neighborhood for the atmosphere because in a few more years it's likely to turn into the equivalent of the upper Washington St. area of the South End.
 
2014-01-21 08:15:08 AM
FTFA: Is it crazy or un-American to suggest that, at a certain point, a tree is no longer one person's private property per se, and belongs to the community?

Stopped reading right there. F*CK this asshole!

/*THIS IS MY F*CKING YARD!*
 
2014-01-21 08:17:12 AM

tomerson: Asa Phelps: Stopped reading at "my landlord".

Stopped reading at "progressive city'.

Off the top of my head: Honolulu, Seattle, Boulder, Portland, San Fransisco, San Jose, and many more are all magnitudes more progressive than Boston.


Somerville /= Boston.

Seriously.
 
2014-01-21 08:20:59 AM

Major Ethanolic: One the one hand, this whining douchenozzle needs to go be a socialist somewhere else. On the other hand, there are plenty of other socialist twatwaffles who applaud HOA rules such as one forbidding RV parking in one's own driveway, or building 75-foot tall fluorescent pink sculptures in one's own yard. It's a catch-22.


Why do you hate the Sixth Amendment?

Or are only 'socialist twatwaffles' allowed to sign voluntary contracts?
 
2014-01-21 08:23:57 AM

ubermensch: Now, now. Why call him a blogger, subby? If Fark has taught me one thing, it's that bloggers are legitimate journalists and should be identified as such.


Heh...I think the Supreme Court just sided with Fark on that one :)
 
2014-01-21 08:25:26 AM
this is why I live in the country.
In Vermont.
Not Massholia.
 
2014-01-21 08:26:15 AM
Wish I could get the guy who lives across the street from me to CUT DOWN the 7 or 8 DEAD trees on his property. They are an eyesore, but after reading this, my lips are sealed.
 
2014-01-21 08:26:20 AM
Lsherm: He actually had a good column on Salon for years: "Ask the Pilot." But he would occasionally stray into political discussions and they always ended up like this. He's a good pilot and a good writer when he's talking about planes, but he has some moonbat theories...

See also "Bad astronomer"
What he made his name with was great stuff. Today he's 90% derp.
 
2014-01-21 08:27:42 AM

Pitabred: bikkurikun: six-n-tombstone: bikkurikun: six-n-tombstone:

The D*bag in the article is a renter, if having no trees to look at offends him soooooo much then he can move out at the end of his lease and go live in the woods. He has no permanent residence there.

Define permanent. Especially in residential areas, houses get bought and sold all the time. My parents could never afford to buy a house, but lived in the same neighbourhood all their lives, and were active in the community.  I have owned property since I got out of college, yet I've sold, moved and bought new property 5 times since then and never cared much about become active and involved in the community I lived in.  Who is a more permanent resident and who is more invested in the community?

Unless you own an estate that has been in your family for generations, most property owners in residential areas don't live in the same house for more than 20 years.  So if there is a hundreds of years old tree on your property that makes the community as a whole a nicer place, you shouldn't have the right to cut it down just because you 'own' the property for a number of years.

In other words he does not  OWN the property he lives in. He does not pay property taxes on it, he has no investment in the neighborhood because it is easier for him to pack up and move, if he so chooses. Or his landlord can decide not to renew his lease and make him move. Just like your parents did not own the property they lived in, they too could be tossed out by the landlord, ergo not considered to have investment in the nearby community. The fact they were allowed to stay in their place for over 20 years only means they were on good terms with the landlord nothing more. I don't care how many properties you owned. Nor do I care if you think I shouldn't cut down a tree on my property, it is not your property; you don't get to make the decision. Don't like it tough.

Ah, no. You see, renters have rights here, you cant just toss them out. And most people dont rent fron individual landlords, but rather cooperations that are set up with the specific pirpose of providing housing for the working class who cant afford ownership. Even jf you dont have money, you still have rights here.

...did you start having a stroke as you wrote that? Seriously. That's like, consider going to a doctor typing there. Your previous posts are very well put together comparatively.

/not a troll
//srlsy... please tell me you are typing one handed or exhausted or something at least


Haha, yes, had to move, so typing on Iphone while sitting in the metro.. (And I am not a native speaker to begin with)
 
2014-01-21 08:28:18 AM
Fafai:
Removing trees,
Yup

planting trees?
Yup

Building structures?
Yup.  Under 200 sq ft, no permit.

Painting the house plaid?
Yup

Letting the grass grow without ever cutting it?
Yup

Parking YOUR car on YOUR front lawn?
Yup
 
2014-01-21 08:30:13 AM
A tree fell on my truck last weekend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies?
 
2014-01-21 08:36:04 AM
It is just a natural extension of what we have been seeing for years.

Groups telling people what to do with their large land properties. (No development)
Groups tell businesses want to tell them what to do with their properties. (Historic building set asides but not providing any money.)
Home owners telling others that they can't build buildings which block their view of the mountains, etc.
Home owners telling others what improvements they can and can't do with their property.

Now, renters want to tell home owners what they can do with their property.

Well, FARK YOU Mr. Whiney Marxist Renter.
 
2014-01-21 08:40:18 AM

bikkurikun: Benevolent Misanthrope: And if you read to the very end, you learn that he's a renter.  He has no investment it the neighborhood.  He's just another entitled little shiat who thinks the world exists to suit him.

What an asshole.


A renter has no investment in the neighbourhood? WTF does property ownership have to do with investment in the neighbourhood? If he invests his time in trying to make the neighbourhood better he invests in it. A renter who spends time volunteering or being politically active has far more investment in a neighbourhood than someone who owns property but doesn't give a fark. Whether he is right or wrong, he obviously cares for how the neighbourhood is looking, so he invests in it.

I don't get the property ownership fetish. Even if you own property, unless you are in the middle of nowhere, you still live in a community and the long terms needs of the community are more important than the individual short-term whims of a property owner.

But then again I am living in Europe where indeed there are laws against these kind of things; you can't just cut down trees on your land unless there is a valid reason for it, just as you can't built what you want if other people have to look at it too, and you can't alter historical buildings without permission. I think those perfectly sane rules aimed at preserving the community in the long term as that it is deemed far more important than the individual needs, whether you own the property or not.


Stay the fark right where you are at then. There's enough dipshiats already here that think we should live under the same rules and standards the Europeans do. Why the fark do you think our ancestors left there and came here?

/enjoy your lack of property rights
 
2014-01-21 08:41:52 AM

violentsalvation: I feel for the guy but dammit, if you would rather see trees instead of ugly buildings move the f*ck out of the city.
And then plant your own!


I did both. I feel for you poor urbanites who are so starved for a bit of nature that you fight about the neighbor's trees. And I planted a whole bunch of trees and bushes in my yard, no permit required. My neighbors are pigs but we don't fight about a farking thing. That's their yard. And they don't tell me that I can't plant trees in my yard.

Fark, I don't know how you guys live, constantly up each other's asses.
 
2014-01-21 08:44:12 AM
I like tree, but...  this idiot NIMBY renter put out a squirrel feeder.  Nothing says I love nature like spreading disease and affecting the genetics/evolution of the birds.

About the only good thing about sucky blogs are that they clearly identify the imbeciles for the rest of us.
 
2014-01-21 08:45:08 AM
How the fark has the cutting down of a tree "adversely affected" the quality of this guy's life?  Sure, he might not like his neighbor's decision, but to ramble on about how the quality of his life is now somehow diminished is utter bullshiat.
 
2014-01-21 08:49:15 AM

OnlyM3: Lsherm: He actually had a good column on Salon for years: "Ask the Pilot." But he would occasionally stray into political discussions and they always ended up like this. He's a good pilot and a good writer when he's talking about planes, but he has some moonbat theories...
See also "Bad astronomer"
What he made his name with was great stuff. Today he's 90% derp.


Wow, never seen anyone rag on Bad Astronomer. What's your blog address?
 
2014-01-21 08:55:39 AM
"Comments to this story seem to be harping on the fact that I'm a renter and not an owner; that neither property involved in this story belongs to me."

Ahahahahahahahahaha! Wow. Yes. Hahaha.
 
2014-01-21 08:58:25 AM
Anyone proud of living in a " progressive-thinking city with such a strong sense of community" is going to be an insufferable douchebag.

And he isn't investing in the community by being politically active: hes just doing what he enjoys, and being typically progressive: demanding the actions of others should be limited to what he prefers.
 
2014-01-21 08:59:54 AM

robodog: And the bristle cone pines laugh at such a youngone, methusala is 4,845 years old and a newly discovered (and yet unnamed) specimen is 5,064 years old.


Have you ever heard the song "Bristlecone Pine"?  This version is by Michael Johnson and is a great rendition.

https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=Ec1tAM9BOPM
 
2014-01-21 09:12:32 AM

penthesilea: Don't let this man join the board of an HOA.


But just think of the Fark headlines it could invoke. Think of the greater good! The greater good!
 
2014-01-21 09:19:38 AM
I planted a tree in my back yard and the neighbor lady came over with her pants full of butt hurt. Turns out that in 10 years that tree was going to block her view of the neighborhood pond. She informed me that I was to ask her permission if I was going to plant any more trees.

So I pointed out that at 75 years old, she:
A) Wasn't going to be around in 10 years to see the view.
B) In 10 years she wouldn't even remember this conversation.

Couldn't deliver those comments with a straight face, so I am not sure if my laughing or the message was what made her go to DEFCON 1. Either way, one less Christmas card I have to send out now.
 
2014-01-21 09:20:23 AM

Skyd1v: Our neighborhood doesn't have a HOA per se, but we do have a set of restrictions on removing trees from our yards.  Namely that for every tree removed it has to be replaced with another one, or 3 flowering bushes.

Our lot had numerous cottonwood trees on it, and I lived with them for 2 years until I couldn't take the pollen anymore.  One weekend I broke out the chainsaw and committed a mass genocide (treeocide?) wiping out almost all of them.  Then I sat back and waited for someone to say something.

Been 7 years.  Still waiting.  I imagine that no one else liked the cottonwoods either.


Nobody likes cottonwoods.
 
2014-01-21 09:31:51 AM

Xellossnut: Plus it was the kind of chestnut, black chestnut I think cause you couldn't eat the nuts they would make you sick but they had a spiky outer shell around the nut.



Likely a horse chestnut (Aesculus hippocastanum) tree. These are not related to the American chestnut (Castanea dentata), but are related to the Buckeye tree/bush.
 
2014-01-21 09:53:09 AM
He used the term "per se", therefor all of his valid points are null. Wait...he had no valid points, you say? Well, I'm shocked...shocked!
 
2014-01-21 09:57:42 AM
I thought the best point in the comments in TFA was made by the guy who asked, "If a limb fell off your neighbor's tree and crushed your car or killed your dog, who would you sue?"

The author would--of course--sue the neighbor, claiming that the neighbor had been negligent in his responsibility to ensure that the tree was in adequate health, properly pruned, and so forth.

Rights and responsibilities go hand in hand. If the neighbor is responsible for the tree, then the neighbor has a right to do with the tree as he pleases.
 
2014-01-21 10:00:39 AM

ubermensch: Now, now. Why call him a blogger, subby? If Fark has taught me one thing, it's that bloggers are legitimate journalists and should be identified as such.


Yes, but it's not so much that bloggers have ascended to the level of real journalists, but rather the journalists have all descended to the level of bloggers...
 
2014-01-21 10:06:04 AM

shda5582: Benevolent Misanthrope: And if you read to the very end, you learn that he's a renter.  He has no investment it the neighborhood.  He's just another entitled little shiat who thinks the world exists to suit him.

What an asshole.

Oh, so he's a libtard?


Yes, exactly.
 
2014-01-21 10:07:43 AM

WTFDYW: bikkurikun: Benevolent Misanthrope: And if you read to the very end, you learn that he's a renter.  He has no investment it the neighborhood.  He's just another entitled little shiat who thinks the world exists to suit him.

What an asshole.


A renter has no investment in the neighbourhood? WTF does property ownership have to do with investment in the neighbourhood? If he invests his time in trying to make the neighbourhood better he invests in it. A renter who spends time volunteering or being politically active has far more investment in a neighbourhood than someone who owns property but doesn't give a fark. Whether he is right or wrong, he obviously cares for how the neighbourhood is looking, so he invests in it.

I don't get the property ownership fetish. Even if you own property, unless you are in the middle of nowhere, you still live in a community and the long terms needs of the community are more important than the individual short-term whims of a property owner.

But then again I am living in Europe where indeed there are laws against these kind of things; you can't just cut down trees on your land unless there is a valid reason for it, just as you can't built what you want if other people have to look at it too, and you can't alter historical buildings without permission. I think those perfectly sane rules aimed at preserving the community in the long term as that it is deemed far more important than the individual needs, whether you own the property or not.

Stay the fark right where you are at then. There's enough dipshiats already here that think we should live under the same rules and standards the Europeans do. Why the fark do you think our ancestors left there and came here?

/enjoy your lack of property rights


The major exporters of lumber in the world aren't really located in any part of Eastern Europe, so it sort of makes sense that they may have a different idea of what to think of trees since they don't really have much of a history of lumbering.
 
2014-01-21 10:09:27 AM
Ah bah, meant Western Europe doesn't have much of a history of lumbering, was Russia that's like the sixth.

The USA is the biggest exporter though so food for thought anyhow.
 
2014-01-21 10:10:15 AM
Growing up we had neighbors that had a yard full of trees. They cut down most of them or just hacked up big chunks of them for no rhyme or reason. Their yard ended up looking like shiat and the one tree they should have torn down this 60-80 ft pine tree. During huge wind storms my brother and I would sit at our bedroom window and watch this tree sway. We always thought it would fall down, but I was just there a few months ago and it was still there.
 
2014-01-21 10:22:44 AM

walkingtall: bikkurikun: But then again I am living in Europe where indeed there are laws against these kind of things; you can't just cut down trees on your land unless there is a valid reason for it, just as you can't built what you want if other people have to look at it too, and you can't alter historical buildings without permission. I think those perfectly sane rules aimed at preserving the community in the long term as that it is deemed far more important than the individual needs, whether you own the property or not.

And that is why you guys suck I don't care what the liberals keep trying to shove down our throats. The European Union is a joke and every damn country except Germany is a mess. You don't take away propertry rights without a good reason and have freedom. They aren't compatible.


Yeah, fark the future I only care about now.
 
2014-01-21 10:26:21 AM
Its his property, Dinkus. He can do what he wants. You're just a busybody. You care about trees and the environment? Plant some somewhere. This is such a petty, stupid thing to get pissed off about.

I remember when I was a little kid the neighbors cut down a really nice apple tree dropped apples that the kids would eat because the neighbors never gathered them and they would rot. So the neighborhood kids would eat a few.

My reaction? "Damn, that's too bad. Oh well."

/dyed in the wool tree hugging liberal, for the record
 
2014-01-21 10:28:20 AM
http://www.mapsofworld.com/world-top-ten/countries-with-most-timber-p r oducing-countries.html

http://whatwood.ru/english/global-trends-review-may-27-june-02-2013- to p-20-softwood-lumber-producers-in-europe-sawlog-and-pulpwood-price-tre nds-in-q1/

http://cfs.nrcan.gc.ca/selective-cuttings/44

I was feeling a bit stupid posting my thoughts without having read much on the subject recently, so I thought might be worth reading more about this. Apparently Germany, Austria, the Czech Republic, and Sweden are major exporters (relatively speaking) versus much the rest of western Europe seeming to be minor players.

But still seems likely that if you were throwing a dart at a map of Western Europe that you'd hit a place where people weren't that into the lumber industry.
 
2014-01-21 10:59:18 AM
If a tree doesn't stay green all year or doesn't do something useful like grow fruit, then cut that mofo down.

/Pacific Northwest
//They don't call this the Evergreen State for nothing
///Yay slashies
 
2014-01-21 11:09:56 AM
I'll bet if they were gum trees and they were dropping shiat in his yard, he wouldn't biatch would he?
 
2014-01-21 11:16:36 AM

Demiglace: Do you have something against Bernese mountain dogs? Why single them out as though they're bad?


No, they're adorable. However, the poor things are the new "designer" dog. A few years ago, it was boutique mixed breeds, Cockapoos and Labradoodles etc. And, in a few years from now, the shelters will be filled with these things, because people who buy a pet because it's fashionable are literally worse than Hitler.
 
2014-01-21 11:28:59 AM

WTFDYW: bikkurikun: Benevolent Misanthrope: And if you read to the very end, you learn that he's a renter.  He has no investment it the neighborhood.  He's just another entitled little shiat who thinks the world exists to suit him.

What an asshole.


A renter has no investment in the neighbourhood? WTF does property ownership have to do with investment in the neighbourhood? If he invests his time in trying to make the neighbourhood better he invests in it. A renter who spends time volunteering or being politically active has far more investment in a neighbourhood than someone who owns property but doesn't give a fark. Whether he is right or wrong, he obviously cares for how the neighbourhood is looking, so he invests in it.

I don't get the property ownership fetish. Even if you own property, unless you are in the middle of nowhere, you still live in a community and the long terms needs of the community are more important than the individual short-term whims of a property owner.

But then again I am living in Europe where indeed there are laws against these kind of things; you can't just cut down trees on your land unless there is a valid reason for it, just as you can't built what you want if other people have to look at it too, and you can't alter historical buildings without permission. I think those perfectly sane rules aimed at preserving the community in the long term as that it is deemed far more important than the individual needs, whether you own the property or not.

Stay the fark right where you are at then. There's enough dipshiats already here that think we should live under the same rules and standards the Europeans do. Why the fark do you think our ancestors left there and came here?

/enjoy your lack of property rights


"Derp derp derp dadgum Yoo-ro-peen soshalizm it's all mine me me me me mine not yours no community just me me me mine derp derp derp derp all mine fark everybody else me me me derp."
 
2014-01-21 11:49:04 AM

Harry_Seldon: mikaloyd: Trees also are not immortal or permanent.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x549]


oldgrowthredwoodlumber.com

carbon sequestering at it's finest
/trees are the answer
/wood is good
 
2014-01-21 11:51:41 AM
A garden variety Libertarian folks.

"Do whatever you like, as long as I approve. If I don't approve, you can't do it, even on your own property."
 
2014-01-21 11:55:01 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Keep in mind when bashing HOAs: This is why some people like HOAs.


No, people like this were the ones that created HOAs.
 
2014-01-21 12:01:06 PM
My neighbor biatched at me for cutting down a tree in my front yard. Apparently it shaded her house and now she had to buy an air conditioner. I told her it sounded like she'd bought the wrong house.
 
2014-01-21 12:04:45 PM
the author be cray cray loco!
 
2014-01-21 12:05:23 PM

six-n-tombstone: This D*bag sounds like he is related to my neighbor; the guy got all pissed off when I moved in and tore down an old shed that was in my backyard. The thing was an eyesore but he moaned and groaned about not having privacy on his own deck and how I ruined his quite time. I let him know the shed didn't block the smell of pot which wafted from the direction of his deck. The shed being gone also prevented him from using my property as a cut through because without it he could be seen jumping the fence after stealing something from another neighbors yard.

The D*bag in the article is a renter, if having no trees to look at offends him soooooo much then he can move out at the end of his lease and go live in the woods. He has no permanent


Brainsick: You think that's bad? My asshole neighbor (who moved in AFTER I was already here) tore down a historic shed in his backyard. When I complained that now he could see me in the altogether, he called me a stoner and suggested I was stealing from other neighbors! What a douche...



Okay, I had to laff.
 
2014-01-21 12:10:57 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-21 12:15:13 PM
But then again I am living in Europe ...

Then shut the hell up.
 
2014-01-21 01:35:48 PM

what_now: So. This is my town. I've lived here since 2002, and bought a postage stamp condo in the "gentrifying" section of town in August.

Somerville, MA is the most densely populated city in New England. We invented Fluff and the necco waver. The first American Flag was flown in Somerville. We have the oldest co-ed public high school in the US.

It's not all good. Somerville is a weird place, going through a bit of an identity crisis. Whitey Bulger, a gangster, killed a bunch of people in my new "gentrifying" neighborhood, and the income disparity is off the charts. DINKS like us can afford to spend several hundred thousand dollars on 700sq feet, but we still have a very high free and reduced lunch* program in the public schools. What was once a very blue collar, working class town has turned partly into a very, very hip, expensive, young area.

The neighborhood this douche lives in - Davis Sq- has some of the highest rents in Massachusetts- and they live side by side with people who have owned their house for generations, and are confused with by the boutique humus shop and all the farking froyo joints.

Anyway, I just want to say that while Davis Sq can be more insufferable than Berkeley, I love this town. This guy? He's a dick. But very very soon, he will meet some pretentious young girl, they'll buy a Bernese Mountain Dog, scrape the Elizabeth Warren sticker off the Prius and move to the a planned community in Hingham.

And good riddance.

*organic, high protein low gluten lunches. Some of the best in the country.


Somerville is pretty awesome (I lived there for 10 years and just moved to Cambridge).  But nobody's living there for the trees.
 
2014-01-21 01:47:26 PM

ArkAngel: Is it crazy or un-American to suggest that, at a certain point, a tree is no longer one person's private property per se, and belongs to the community?

Yes.


Agreed. There has to be a line drawn somewhere - we've eroded the concept of personal property ownership a great deal, and his question needs to be firmly, and conclusively, answered with "yes," within the remaining scope allowed to us.

State and local governments have sold the rights to the minerals, oil, and water under my land, without even so much as a nod. The government has determined that I have little control of the air above my land, because of their need for authoritarianism. Even with the resources I am allowed to own on my land, I may not have full control over them depending on the various environmental and social regulations that are in place. The remaining scope of ownership is paltry, and so it needs to be vigorously defended from douchebags like this guy, who believes that he, not you, gets to tell you what to do and how to do it on your own land.
 
2014-01-21 01:51:28 PM

fluffy2097: A garden variety Libertarian folks.

"Do whatever you like, as long as I approve. If I don't approve, you can't do it, even on your own property."


Bingo. It's the combination of entitlement ("I think I should get what I want, when I want it") and self-centeredness ("I think my needs take precedence over the needs of others") that's taken hold lately.
 
2014-01-21 01:56:52 PM

Oldiron_79: Mr T would not approve of this foo bloggers jiba jabber


chicago.curbed.com

For those who are unfamiliar with Mr T's tree-felling shenanigans:  http://chicago.curbed.com/archives/2011/06/22/revisiting-mr-ts-1987-l a ke-forest-chainsaw-massacre.php
 
2014-01-21 02:29:49 PM

Shorelinefarker: If a tree doesn't stay green all year or doesn't do something useful like grow fruit, then cut that mofo down.

/Pacific Northwest
//They don't call this the Evergreen State for nothing
///Yay slashies


Um, some of us kind of like oxygen...
 
2014-01-21 02:33:09 PM

menschenfresser: WTFDYW: bikkurikun: Benevolent Misanthrope: And if you read to the very end, you learn that he's a renter.  He has no investment it the neighborhood.  He's just another entitled little shiat who thinks the world exists to suit him.

What an asshole.


A renter has no investment in the neighbourhood? WTF does property ownership have to do with investment in the neighbourhood? If he invests his time in trying to make the neighbourhood better he invests in it. A renter who spends time volunteering or being politically active has far more investment in a neighbourhood than someone who owns property but doesn't give a fark. Whether he is right or wrong, he obviously cares for how the neighbourhood is looking, so he invests in it.

I don't get the property ownership fetish. Even if you own property, unless you are in the middle of nowhere, you still live in a community and the long terms needs of the community are more important than the individual short-term whims of a property owner.

But then again I am living in Europe where indeed there are laws against these kind of things; you can't just cut down trees on your land unless there is a valid reason for it, just as you can't built what you want if other people have to look at it too, and you can't alter historical buildings without permission. I think those perfectly sane rules aimed at preserving the community in the long term as that it is deemed far more important than the individual needs, whether you own the property or not.

Stay the fark right where you are at then. There's enough dipshiats already here that think we should live under the same rules and standards the Europeans do. Why the fark do you think our ancestors left there and came here?

/enjoy your lack of property rights

"Derp derp derp dadgum Yoo-ro-peen soshalizm it's all mine me me me me mine not yours no community just me me me mine derp derp derp derp all mine fark everybody else me me me derp."


Why don't you move your ass over across the pond if that's the life you think is a farking utopia? I swear, some people are so goddamned dumb their ears rub.
 
2014-01-21 02:36:06 PM
Background music:  http://youtu.be/UWHEcIbhDiw

♫  There is unrest in the suburbs
There is trouble with the trees
For the neighbors want more sunlight
And this blogger is displeased

The problem with the neighbors
And their pesky owners' rights
Is that the trees are just too messy
And they grab up all the light
But this guy can't help his feelings
He explains in his tirade
As he wonders why the neighbors
Can't be happy in their shade

There is trouble in the suburbs
And the blogger posts a thread
As he screams about "OPPRESSION!"
And the neighbors shake their heads

So the journalist's delusion
That he'll win this stupid fight
"My neighbors are just douchebags!"
"They can't exercise their rights!"
So he filed a public grievance
With the local government
But it turns out he's a renter
So shut up... and... get bent! ♫
 
2014-01-21 02:47:15 PM
Grow your own damn tree in your own damn yard. Then not cut it down when ever you feel like.
 
2014-01-21 02:56:25 PM

OnlyM3: Lsherm: He actually had a good column on Salon for years: "Ask the Pilot." But he would occasionally stray into political discussions and they always ended up like this. He's a good pilot and a good writer when he's talking about planes, but he has some moonbat theories...
See also "Bad astronomer"
What he made his name with was great stuff. Today he's 90% derp.


If by "derp" you mean "science," then yeah, you're right.
 
2014-01-21 02:59:35 PM

Lachwen: OnlyM3: Lsherm: He actually had a good column on Salon for years: "Ask the Pilot." But he would occasionally stray into political discussions and they always ended up like this. He's a good pilot and a good writer when he's talking about planes, but he has some moonbat theories...
See also "Bad astronomer"
What he made his name with was great stuff. Today he's 90% derp.

If by "derp" you mean "science," then yeah, you're right.


You mean that biatching because someone cut down their own tree is "science"? Wow. I learned something new about science today. Thanks, man.
 
2014-01-21 03:02:35 PM
Are you the lorax?
then stfu.
 
2014-01-21 03:15:47 PM

ferretman: The first thing this douche would do is sue the neighbor if the tree fell over and crushed his car and state that the tree was dangerous and should've been cut down long ago.


More specifically,  he might not sue when that happens, but  his insurance company is basically obligated to.
 
2014-01-21 03:41:35 PM

WTFDYW: Lachwen: OnlyM3: Lsherm: He actually had a good column on Salon for years: "Ask the Pilot." But he would occasionally stray into political discussions and they always ended up like this. He's a good pilot and a good writer when he's talking about planes, but he has some moonbat theories...
See also "Bad astronomer"
What he made his name with was great stuff. Today he's 90% derp.

If by "derp" you mean "science," then yeah, you're right.

You mean that biatching because someone cut down their own tree is "science"? Wow. I learned something new about science today. Thanks, man.


I'm pretty sure Lachwen was talking about the Bad Astronomer there, not tree-boy from this article...
 
2014-01-21 03:43:34 PM
Ok dick, your house ruins my natural views. Grab a tent or GTFO.
 
2014-01-21 03:47:26 PM

Brainsick: mikaloyd: bikkurikun: No, it is the other way around. Freedom is for everyone, not just people rich enough to own property. Property ownership at most is for the duration of an individual's lifespan, and usually takes shorter as people sell and move. The community outlives the individual, and hence the needs of the community/society outweigh the needs of the individual regardless of what he owns. And you don't take away property rights, you limit them. Again because no one lives, and therefore owns property, until eternity.

Trees also are not immortal or permanent.

[www.destination360.com image 415x332]
No, but they come closer than we have...


/blogger is a douche, so are people who think that 'owning' a house means they can do whatever they want on the property
//9/10ths of you, I'm sure a bank actually owns whatever you are claiming is 'yours'
///renter


I planted 2 Sequoyas in my back yard. In a few hundred years it'll freak out the neighbors.

Right now they are just over 6 and 10 feet.
 
2014-01-21 03:52:59 PM

RobSeace: WTFDYW: Lachwen: OnlyM3: Lsherm: He actually had a good column on Salon for years: "Ask the Pilot." But he would occasionally stray into political discussions and they always ended up like this. He's a good pilot and a good writer when he's talking about planes, but he has some moonbat theories...
See also "Bad astronomer"
What he made his name with was great stuff. Today he's 90% derp.

If by "derp" you mean "science," then yeah, you're right.

You mean that biatching because someone cut down their own tree is "science"? Wow. I learned something new about science today. Thanks, man.

I'm pretty sure Lachwen was talking about the Bad Astronomer there, not tree-boy from this article...


I see
 
2014-01-21 03:54:03 PM

ReverendJynxed: Brainsick: mikaloyd: bikkurikun: No, it is the other way around. Freedom is for everyone, not just people rich enough to own property. Property ownership at most is for the duration of an individual's lifespan, and usually takes shorter as people sell and move. The community outlives the individual, and hence the needs of the community/society outweigh the needs of the individual regardless of what he owns. And you don't take away property rights, you limit them. Again because no one lives, and therefore owns property, until eternity.

Trees also are not immortal or permanent.

[www.destination360.com image 415x332]
No, but they come closer than we have...


/blogger is a douche, so are people who think that 'owning' a house means they can do whatever they want on the property
//9/10ths of you, I'm sure a bank actually owns whatever you are claiming is 'yours'
///renter

I planted 2 Sequoyas in my back yard. In a few hundred years it'll freak out the neighbors.

Right now they are just over 6 and 10 feet.


How long ago did you plant them?
 
2014-01-21 04:06:53 PM

WTFDYW: ReverendJynxed: Brainsick: mikaloyd: bikkurikun: No, it is the other way around. Freedom is for everyone, not just people rich enough to own property. Property ownership at most is for the duration of an individual's lifespan, and usually takes shorter as people sell and move. The community outlives the individual, and hence the needs of the community/society outweigh the needs of the individual regardless of what he owns. And you don't take away property rights, you limit them. Again because no one lives, and therefore owns property, until eternity.

Trees also are not immortal or permanent.

[www.destination360.com image 415x332]
No, but they come closer than we have...


/blogger is a douche, so are people who think that 'owning' a house means they can do whatever they want on the property
//9/10ths of you, I'm sure a bank actually owns whatever you are claiming is 'yours'
///renter

I planted 2 Sequoyas in my back yard. In a few hundred years it'll freak out the neighbors.

Right now they are just over 6 and 10 feet.

How long ago did you plant them?


They were growing in a bucket for about 5 years before planting them in the ground about 5 years ago. So about 10 years old. They have been picking up speed in the last couple of years being happy about getting out of the bucket. I'd say about 5 feet of growth in the last year and a half.

Considering how root bound the bucket made them, I wasn't sure if they would work out but they recovered and are taking off.
 
2014-01-21 04:12:15 PM

ReverendJynxed: WTFDYW: ReverendJynxed: Brainsick: mikaloyd: bikkurikun: No, it is the other way around. Freedom is for everyone, not just people rich enough to own property. Property ownership at most is for the duration of an individual's lifespan, and usually takes shorter as people sell and move. The community outlives the individual, and hence the needs of the community/society outweigh the needs of the individual regardless of what he owns. And you don't take away property rights, you limit them. Again because no one lives, and therefore owns property, until eternity.

Trees also are not immortal or permanent.

[www.destination360.com image 415x332]
No, but they come closer than we have...


/blogger is a douche, so are people who think that 'owning' a house means they can do whatever they want on the property
//9/10ths of you, I'm sure a bank actually owns whatever you are claiming is 'yours'
///renter

I planted 2 Sequoyas in my back yard. In a few hundred years it'll freak out the neighbors.

Right now they are just over 6 and 10 feet.

How long ago did you plant them?

They were growing in a bucket for about 5 years before planting them in the ground about 5 years ago. So about 10 years old. They have been picking up speed in the last couple of years being happy about getting out of the bucket. I'd say about 5 feet of growth in the last year and a half.

Considering how root bound the bucket made them, I wasn't sure if they would work out but they recovered and are taking off.


That would be awesome if I was young enough to watch them get tall and don't forget the pesky cold weather 4-6 months out of the year in Eastern Indiana.
 
2014-01-21 04:17:45 PM

WTFDYW: ReverendJynxed: WTFDYW: ReverendJynxed: Brainsick: mikaloyd: bikkurikun: No, it is the other way around. Freedom is for everyone, not just people rich enough to own property. Property ownership at most is for the duration of an individual's lifespan, and usually takes shorter as people sell and move. The community outlives the individual, and hence the needs of the community/society outweigh the needs of the individual regardless of what he owns. And you don't take away property rights, you limit them. Again because no one lives, and therefore owns property, until eternity.

Trees also are not immortal or permanent.

[www.destination360.com image 415x332]
No, but they come closer than we have...


/blogger is a douche, so are people who think that 'owning' a house means they can do whatever they want on the property
//9/10ths of you, I'm sure a bank actually owns whatever you are claiming is 'yours'
///renter

I planted 2 Sequoyas in my back yard. In a few hundred years it'll freak out the neighbors.

Right now they are just over 6 and 10 feet.

How long ago did you plant them?

They were growing in a bucket for about 5 years before planting them in the ground about 5 years ago. So about 10 years old. They have been picking up speed in the last couple of years being happy about getting out of the bucket. I'd say about 5 feet of growth in the last year and a half.

Considering how root bound the bucket made them, I wasn't sure if they would work out but they recovered and are taking off.

That would be awesome if I was young enough to watch them get tall and don't forget the pesky cold weather 4-6 months out of the year in Eastern Indiana.


They are pretty cold tolerant. That was one of my fears being up in the PNW but thankfully it doesn't get that cold without them damn polar vortexes.
 
2014-01-21 05:37:55 PM

Fafai: This is the best post. "Sure the bank technically owns the mortage, but I still pay for everything so you're dumb." You can't do just whatever with the property either. Removing trees, maybe. But planting trees? Building structures? Painting the house plaid? Letting the grass grow without ever cutting it? Parking YOUR car on YOUR front lawn? Good luck with that (without paying for some special permit that says yes you are allowed to do this with your own stuff).


I moved to a town in New Hampshire, I can do all of the above, nobody says boo.

/ But if I add a deck, well on that I concede, town makes me pull a $30 permit if I want to build a deck.
// So much for live free.
 
2014-01-21 06:48:59 PM

joshiz: One of the commenters had it exactly right. I don't like when trees are cut down either but to quote: "If you don't like what your neighbors are doing with their trees, move."

If you want to get into a philosophical discussion about the nature of property ownership, take things back to when the land was in its pristine state before anyone owned it and those trees were most likely not even there.

Flip the whole thing around and suppose you wanted nice shade for your driveway but the only place to plant a tree would be on a neighbor's property. They have no obligation to do so, no matter how nice it would be for the "community".


My neighbors were clever. Before I bought my house, my neighbors asked the previous owners if they could plant two trees on their/my property. The previous owner said "Sure, whatever" and now I have one surviving tree on my lawn that I didn't plant. (But I like it, I'm just saying that's a sneaky way to get a shade tree on your neighbours lawn)
 
2014-01-21 06:50:59 PM

DrBenway: Follow-up note from the author:
Comments to this story seem to be harping on the fact that I'm a renter and not an owner; that neither property involved in this story belongs to me. I fail to see how or why that matters in the greater context of my argument. It feels to me like a loophole-ish way of invalidating my points. - PS

Stop typing, jackass. Maybe it sucks that the trees were cut down, but beyond saying as much, it's not your call as to what does or doesn't happen to them.


I read that and literally laughed out loud.  This guy breaks the douche-o-meter.
 
2014-01-21 07:41:51 PM

ReverendJynxed: WTFDYW: ReverendJynxed: WTFDYW: ReverendJynxed: Brainsick: mikaloyd: bikkurikun: No, it is the other way around. Freedom is for everyone, not just people rich enough to own property. Property ownership at most is for the duration of an individual's lifespan, and usually takes shorter as people sell and move. The community outlives the individual, and hence the needs of the community/society outweigh the needs of the individual regardless of what he owns. And you don't take away property rights, you limit them. Again because no one lives, and therefore owns property, until eternity.

Trees also are not immortal or permanent.

[www.destination360.com image 415x332]
No, but they come closer than we have...


/blogger is a douche, so are people who think that 'owning' a house means they can do whatever they want on the property
//9/10ths of you, I'm sure a bank actually owns whatever you are claiming is 'yours'
///renter

I planted 2 Sequoyas in my back yard. In a few hundred years it'll freak out the neighbors.

Right now they are just over 6 and 10 feet.

How long ago did you plant them?

They were growing in a bucket for about 5 years before planting them in the ground about 5 years ago. So about 10 years old. They have been picking up speed in the last couple of years being happy about getting out of the bucket. I'd say about 5 feet of growth in the last year and a half.

Considering how root bound the bucket made them, I wasn't sure if they would work out but they recovered and are taking off.

That would be awesome if I was young enough to watch them get tall and don't forget the pesky cold weather 4-6 months out of the year in Eastern Indiana.

They are pretty cold tolerant. That was one of my fears being up in the PNW but thankfully it doesn't get that cold without them damn polar vortexes.


We will be sub zero for a couple of nights with more ahead next week. They would die off if they were 100 years old. Our weather goes back and forth too far.
 
2014-01-22 01:14:31 AM

StoPPeRmobile: OnlyM3: Lsherm: He actually had a good column on Salon for years: "Ask the Pilot." But he would occasionally stray into political discussions and they always ended up like this. He's a good pilot and a good writer when he's talking about planes, but he has some moonbat theories...
See also "Bad astronomer"
What he made his name with was great stuff. Today he's 90% derp.

Wow, never seen anyone rag on Bad Astronomer. What's your blog address?


He's probably just butthurt because Phil Plait said something true about conservative farktards.
 
2014-01-22 04:53:08 AM

WTFDYW: Lachwen: OnlyM3: Lsherm: He actually had a good column on Salon for years: "Ask the Pilot." But he would occasionally stray into political discussions and they always ended up like this. He's a good pilot and a good writer when he's talking about planes, but he has some moonbat theories...
See also "Bad astronomer"
What he made his name with was great stuff. Today he's 90% derp.

If by "derp" you mean "science," then yeah, you're right.

You mean that biatching because someone cut down their own tree is "science"? Wow. I learned something new about science today. Thanks, man.


Try reading the whole post again, and not just the first and last sentences.
 
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