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(American Thinker)   It is not exactly a surprise that the latest feminist political icon, Texas state Senator Wendy Davis, turns out to be a phony and an exploiter   (americanthinker.com) divider line 323
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2014-01-20 07:38:21 PM
It's not exactly a surprise that American Potato doesn't like her.
 
2014-01-20 07:41:23 PM
I'm assuming this is what they're talking about?

Report: Wendy Davis admits to flubbing bio details

Not clicking American Stinker, I need the few brain cells I have left.
 
2014-01-20 08:08:50 PM
American thinker, the world net daily of libertarianism
 
2014-01-20 08:14:07 PM

fusillade762: Report: Wendy Davis admits to flubbing bio details


"The newspaper story says Davis "lived only a few months in the family mobile home" during her separation from Frank Underwood."

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-20 08:15:31 PM

fusillade762: I'm assuming this is what they're talking about?

Report: Wendy Davis admits to flubbing bio details

Not clicking American Stinker, I need the few brain cells I have left.


The problem isn't that there is anything particularly egregious there, but that the right will make every attempt to Benghazi the fark out of any misstep on her part. She's a target now.
 
2014-01-20 08:16:55 PM
What was she thinking? Texas is the State that produced George W. Bush and Rick Perry, two of the toughest, most straight-talking cowboys ever seen in American politics. They and their ilk carved their success from the hardscrabble landscape of their youth, wrestled fortune from the jaws of adversity, took the rodeo of life in their calloused hands and rode it into the ground. You can't try to set yourself up as a politician in Texas if you don't have those kinds of bonafide credentials. Texans have a long history of seeing through imposters and frauds, and this petty woman's lies will be as transparent to the Texan voters as it would be if some foreigner stood up before them and started spouting off aboot "American values."
 
2014-01-20 08:21:17 PM
I guess Wendy Davis actually has a solid chance in the race. Otherwise, they wouldn't be bothering with this shiat.
 
2014-01-20 08:28:22 PM

Bloody William: I guess Wendy Davis actually has a solid chance in the race. Otherwise, they wouldn't be bothering with this shiat.


Yeah, they've been trying to submit this crap for the last day or so. Guess they finally found the admin too drunk to care that it's garbage.
 
2014-01-20 08:32:11 PM

Pocket Ninja: What was she thinking? Texas is the State that produced George W. Bush and Rick Perry, two of the toughest, most straight-talking cowboys ever seen in American politics. They and their ilk carved their success from the hardscrabble landscape of their youth, wrestled fortune from the jaws of adversity, took the rodeo of life in their calloused hands and rode it into the ground. You can't try to set yourself up as a politician in Texas if you don't have those kinds of bonafide credentials. Texans have a long history of seeing through imposters and frauds, and this petty woman's lies will be as transparent to the Texan voters as it would be if some foreigner stood up before them and started spouting off aboot "American values."


Way too subtle,  PN. This could easily pass as actual narrative in a substantial portion of the state. On the other hand, I got a kick out of your use of "aboot" so you're still the gold standard.
 
2014-01-20 08:33:05 PM

SilentStrider: Bloody William: I guess Wendy Davis actually has a solid chance in the race. Otherwise, they wouldn't be bothering with this shiat.

Yeah, they've been trying to submit this crap for the last day or so. Guess they finally found the admin too drunk to care that it's garbage.


I'm heartened by this. I was worried that she would make a few small waves with the filibuster but then disappear as a state politician. I guess not if one of the national right-wing Benghazi-and-communism-obsessed magazines of record is putting out hit pieces.
 
2014-01-20 08:33:28 PM

Bloody William: I guess Wendy Davis actually has a solid chance in the race. Otherwise, they wouldn't be bothering with this shiat.


12 million in her war chest already
thank god
it will be interesting to see if she can do it.
texas turning blue at the top could really wake up the dems and get them to spend even more time and money in texas.

putting those 38 electoral votes into play would really fark with GOP election plans
getting the congressional maps redrawn in texas to be fair or DEM biased ... well ... could push them over the edge
 
2014-01-20 08:34:40 PM
Also, people who would never have voted for her dont like her?
NEWS at 11
 
2014-01-20 08:35:59 PM

Pocket Ninja: What was she thinking? Texas is the State that produced George W. Bush and Rick Perry, two of the toughest, most straight-talking cowboys ever seen in American politics. They and their ilk carved their success from the hardscrabble landscape of their youth, wrestled fortune from the jaws of adversity, took the rodeo of life in their calloused hands and rode it into the ground. You can't try to set yourself up as a politician in Texas if you don't have those kinds of bonafide credentials. Texans have a long history of seeing through imposters and frauds, and this petty woman's lies will be as transparent to the Texan voters as it would be if some foreigner stood up before them and started spouting off aboot "American values."


Gay porn titles?

/I'm not good at this game.
//Also, totally not your schtick.
///Still, dick jokes. Hee.
 
2014-01-20 08:38:36 PM
UTERUS!  OVARIES!
 
2014-01-20 08:41:22 PM

Marcus Aurelius: UTERUS!  OVARIES!


IMPRISONING ME! ALL THAT I SEE! ABSOLUTE HORROR! I CANNOT LIVE! I CANNOT DIE!

i.imgur.com

I have just ruined Metallica for you.

/O-VA-RIES!
//Okay, now I have.
///Maybe not as much as St. Anger or Lulu did.
 
2014-01-20 08:44:23 PM

Pocket Ninja: What was she thinking? Texas is the State that produced George W. Bush and Rick Perry, two of the toughest, most straight-talking cowboys ever seen in American politics. They and their ilk carved their success from the hardscrabble landscape of their youth, wrestled fortune from the jaws of adversity, took the rodeo of life in their calloused hands and rode it into the ground. You can't try to set yourself up as a politician in Texas if you don't have those kinds of bonafide credentials. Texans have a long history of seeing through imposters and frauds, and this petty woman's lies will be as transparent to the Texan voters as it would be if some foreigner stood up before them and started spouting off aboot "American values."


And you're neglecting the granddaddy of Texas gubernatorial politics, old LBJ hisself.  The one that picked up his beagles by the ears on national TeeVee. The one that upset the apple cart and herded the GOP to parts south.

Which leads to LBJ's favorite saying: "I've got his pecker in my pocket".

Now this leads to a conundrum on many levels when the he in question in not just a she but a shee it brick house of a sassy edjamucated womanny type.
 
2014-01-20 08:53:07 PM
Please, GOP, explain how easy it is to spend a few months living in a trailer park with a small child. I'm sure her opponent will counter with the time the cook had th day off and breakfast had to be served by the housemaid.
 
2014-01-20 08:54:50 PM
Based on articles, it is refreshing that this politician who is so admired actually actually doesn't have a sordid history.  I'd like to see any Republican live up to that stand of criticism.
 
2014-01-20 08:55:29 PM
She deserves it because if her personal life ain't up there with Jesus', she ain't worthy.
 
2014-01-20 08:56:10 PM

Bloody William: I have just ruined Metallica for you.


I see your ruination and raise you a double ruination.

<THREADJACK>
  There's a little black snot in my nose today
  In the same old spot as yesterday
  Well I picked it before until I was in pain
  Pushed that little black booger up around my brain
  Well I guess I'm always wishing that I'll end this pain
  But it's my destiny to pick my snot in vain
  Here's a little green booger
  Let's just pull him out
  He's a nice one
  Chew him up
  Don't spit him out
  Here's some more now
  Yellow chartreuse golden red
  But this black one
  Can't get it out of my head
  Pick in vain
  I'll always pick snot in vain
 I'll always pick snot in vain
</THREADJACK>
 
2014-01-20 08:59:23 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Bloody William: I have just ruined Metallica for you.

I see your ruination and raise you a double ruination.

<THREADJACK>
  There's a little black snot in my nose today
  In the same old spot as yesterday
  Well I picked it before until I was in pain
  Pushed that little black booger up around my brain
  Well I guess I'm always wishing that I'll end this pain
  But it's my destiny to pick my snot in vain
  Here's a little green booger
  Let's just pull him out
  He's a nice one
  Chew him up
  Don't spit him out
  Here's some more now
  Yellow chartreuse golden red
  But this black one
  Can't get it out of my head
  Pick in vain
  I'll always pick snot in vain
 I'll always pick snot in vain
</THREADJACK>


I like Pearl Jamming shiatty songs. Any time there's a break, just bust out a "YEEEEEAhhhhhhh."
 
2014-01-20 09:00:10 PM
Also, you can't further ruin Metallica for me. I LISTENED TO LULU.
 
2014-01-20 09:11:13 PM
merkin stinker
 
2014-01-20 09:16:26 PM
Meh, I don't really care much what politicians do in their personal lives, just like I don't care what my coworkers do in their personal lives.  I'm electing you to do a job.

/ Unless it's a Republican, of course.
 
2014-01-20 09:17:12 PM

Pocket Ninja: What was she thinking? Texas is the State that produced George W. Bush and Rick Perry, two of the toughest, most straight-talking cowboys ever seen in American politics. They and their ilk carved their success from the hardscrabble landscape of their youth, wrestled fortune from the jaws of adversity, took the rodeo of life in their calloused hands and rode it into the ground. You can't try to set yourself up as a politician in Texas if you don't have those kinds of bonafide credentials. Texans have a long history of seeing through imposters and frauds, and this petty woman's lies will be as transparent to the Texan voters as it would be if some foreigner stood up before them and started spouting off aboot "American values."


Very subtle!
 
2014-01-20 09:17:30 PM
Wow, she's just a liar and exploiter of the highest order. She said she was 19 and a single mom when she was really a fully-grown 21 year old woman!!! And she abandoned her adult child in college and her 14-year old with her husband after an unfulfilling marriage!! A real woman would have stuck it out like God wanted her to, or at least for the sake of the kids! And she's ambitious! What is the world coming to!!!

This is the best they can find for dirt? Really? I mean really?
 
2014-01-20 09:18:39 PM
Oh look - the Right Wing Noise Machine is whining about another juggernaut that they farking created themselves.

img.timeinc.net

static.elizabethwarren.com

C'mon Right Wingers!  Got any other uppity dames you're trying to shut up?
 
2014-01-20 09:20:05 PM

Pocket Ninja: What was she thinking? Texas is the State that produced George W. Bush and Rick Perry, two of the toughest, most straight-talking cowboys ever seen in American politics. They and their ilk carved their success from the hardscrabble landscape of their youth, wrestled fortune from the jaws of adversity, took the rodeo of life in their calloused hands and rode it into the ground. You can't try to set yourself up as a politician in Texas if you don't have those kinds of bonafide credentials. Texans have a long history of seeing through imposters and frauds, and this petty woman's lies will be as transparent to the Texan voters as it would be if some foreigner stood up before them and started spouting off aboot "American values."


So beautiful ... No words ... Should have sent a poet ...
 
2014-01-20 09:20:10 PM

Gyrfalcon: Wow, she's just a liar and exploiter of the highest order. She said she was 19 and a single mom when she was really a fully-grown 21 year old woman!!! And she abandoned her adult child in college and her 14-year old with her husband after an unfulfilling marriage!! A real woman would have stuck it out like God wanted her to, or at least for the sake of the kids! And she's ambitious! What is the world coming to!!!

This is the best they can find for dirt? Really? I mean really?


I'd say they're scared sh*tless

/but then they're conservatives
//that would be redundant
 
2014-01-20 09:21:41 PM
This is Wendy Davis's "57 states."

/got nothin'
//American Potato: not even once
 
2014-01-20 09:23:15 PM

Bloody William: Also, you can't further ruin Metallica for me. I LISTENED TO LULU.


Those schoolgirl days...
 
2014-01-20 09:26:11 PM

buster_v: Oh look - the Right Wing Noise Machine is whining about another juggernaut that they farking created themselves.


Are you claiming that Davis wouldn't have ended up in the gubernatorial race if it hadn't been for the abortion debacle?
While it's certainly been the central (er, only) issue she's campaigning on thus far, I think it's far more likely that she seized on it as a calculated move to get into said spotlight.  If there hadn't been an abortion issue on the docket she would have grandstanded against voter ID or gun control.
It's pretty much a given that the Texas legislature is going to pass something that a liberal Democrat doesn't like, just like it's a given that no amount of filibustering is going to actually change the situation.
 
2014-01-20 09:27:05 PM
It's all pretty weak and certainly wouldn't cause me to vote against her.  This part "Jeff Davis said that was right around the time the final payment on their Harvard Law School loan was due. "It was ironic," he said. "I made the last payment, and it was the next day she left."" is pretty messed up, though.
 
2014-01-20 09:28:10 PM

buster_v: Oh look - the Right Wing Noise Machine is whining about another juggernaut that they farking created themselves.

[img.timeinc.net image 470x588]

[static.elizabethwarren.com image 605x370]

C'mon Right Wingers!  Got any other uppity dames you're trying to shut up?


Came for the gals, leaving satisfied. Please proceed, manly men.
 
2014-01-20 09:28:47 PM
In my mind, I see a vast, featurelees plain. Stretching across this plain, from horizon to horizon, is a masive wall of glass. It stands high as a mountain, and so deep that the eye vanishes into its green-blue depths. and it is ever so slowly, but inexorably, gliding forward.
Before the wall, gesticulating and screaming, stands a small, angry ape. He is screaming and hooting in rage, jumping up and down, and occasionally stopping to grap a handfull of shiat from the considerable pile that has accumulated behind him, and fling it angrily at the wall.
From time to time, he must stop, gather up his little pile of shiat, and retreat from the ever-advancing wall.

With each mighty hurl, a hefty glob of shiat hits the wall with a resounding splat!, and then slowly runs down onto the ground and into the dust, leave the smooth, flat, featureless surface as unbesmirched as it was before.
This seems to only stimulate the ape's rage, and he screams ever loud, hopping around ever more frenetically, and flinging handfull after handfull of shiat, harder and harder - but accomplishing nothing, and ever retreating.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the Modern Conservative.
 
2014-01-20 09:29:38 PM

winterbraid: buster_v: Oh look - the Right Wing Noise Machine is whining about another juggernaut that they farking created themselves.

[img.timeinc.net image 470x588]

[static.elizabethwarren.com image 605x370]

C'mon Right Wingers!  Got any other uppity dames you're trying to shut up?

Came for the gals, leaving satisfied. Please proceed, manly men.


Don't forget Hillary.
 
2014-01-20 09:30:11 PM
SHE HAS A REFRIGERATOR

WAKE UP SHEEPLE
 
2014-01-20 09:31:57 PM
Ooooh,Wendy Davis,imperfect wife and mother.She needs to be thrown in the nearest pond to see if she floats. Keep farkng that chicken GOP.
 
2014-01-20 09:33:07 PM
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-01-20 09:34:45 PM

Apocalyptic Inferno: It's all pretty weak and certainly wouldn't cause me to vote against her.  This part "Jeff Davis said that was right around the time the final payment on their Harvard Law School loan was due. "It was ironic," he said. "I made the last payment, and it was the next day she left."" is pretty messed up, though.


It took like twenty years to pay off that debt, and when they divorced, she had a significant child support payment, so it's not like she was a pauper on her own. If it was a con, it was a really, really, stupidly long con.
 
2014-01-20 09:35:47 PM

buster_v: Oh look - the Right Wing Noise Machine is whining about another juggernaut that they farking created themselves.





C'mon Right Wingers!  Got any other uppity dames you're trying to shut up?


Thanks for the pic. Is this the point where I admit I find Elizabeth Warren hot?
 
2014-01-20 09:36:21 PM

SilentStrider: Bloody William: I guess Wendy Davis actually has a solid chance in the race. Otherwise, they wouldn't be bothering with this shiat.

Yeah, they've been trying to submit this crap for the last day or so. Guess they finally found the admin too drunk to care that it's garbage.


It's Conservative Paid-troll Work-Week Monday, when most of the potatoes are harvested. That goes for mods too.
 
2014-01-20 09:38:42 PM
A man could make a pretty penny selling conservatives straw to grasp at.
 
2014-01-20 09:40:43 PM

doomjesse: buster_v: Oh look - the Right Wing Noise Machine is whining about another juggernaut that they farking created themselves.

C'mon Right Wingers!  Got any other uppity dames you're trying to shut up?

Thanks for the pic. Is this the point where I admit I find Elizabeth Warren hot?


Yes.
Obviously.
 
2014-01-20 09:40:53 PM
scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-01-20 09:44:34 PM

clambam: A man could make a pretty penny selling conservatives straw to grasp at.


What do you mean, CAN? Plenty of people ARE making a pretty penny selling conservatives straw to grasp at.

*cough* Palin, Rove, etc. *cough*
 
2014-01-20 09:44:51 PM
I fear her candidacy is doomed if she doesn't start a registration drive like Texas has never seen before. Lowest voter participation of all the states.
 
2014-01-20 09:47:31 PM

shastacola: Ooooh,Wendy Davis,imperfect wife and mother.She needs to be thrown in the nearest pond to see if she floats. Keep farkng that chicken GOP.


What ALSO floats in water?
 
2014-01-20 09:48:57 PM
The guy opposing Governor Wendy is busy trying to dismantle streetcars in Texas' major tourist city in today's 82° winter heat
 
2014-01-20 09:50:30 PM

Dr.Zom: I fear her candidacy is doomed if she doesn't start a registration drive like Texas has never seen before. Lowest voter participation of all the states.




She doesn't have to win. She has to move the conversation out of crazy town. Texas won't go blue for another decade, but if she can start building a ground game, she can be a kingmaker.
 
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