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(Gawker)   Women in Texas are advised to be on the lookout for...a man...with few discernible features   (gawker.com) divider line 47
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2014-01-20 07:07:25 PM  
s-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2014-01-20 07:52:59 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-20 07:54:32 PM  

Shostie: [img.fark.net image 434x341]


static3.wikia.nocookie.net
found him!
 
2014-01-20 08:01:47 PM  
s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2014-01-20 08:05:53 PM  
i2.cdnds.net
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-01-20 08:06:58 PM  
tfparsons.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-20 08:12:19 PM  
Luckily enough, authorities have found a photo of the suspect:
upload.wikimedia.org
          Nyuk Yuk Yuk
 
2014-01-20 08:14:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-20 08:16:15 PM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]


yeah, he look like a man.
 
2014-01-20 08:17:33 PM  
files.doobybrain.com
 
2014-01-20 08:21:46 PM  
Subject is hatless... repeat, hatless.
 
2014-01-20 08:57:34 PM  
img.gawkerassets.com
So, they're looking for a muppet?
 
2014-01-20 09:16:25 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
could have been less detailed.
 
2014-01-20 11:25:05 PM  
I'm surprised that sketch artist Julia Harrison's signature doesn't end with "4th Grade"
 
2014-01-20 11:59:52 PM  
"Women in Texas are advised to be on the lookout for...a man...with few discernible features"

Except that he's rather...slender
 
2014-01-21 12:04:27 AM  
Wasn't me.

I have very discernible features.
 
2014-01-21 12:04:52 AM  
Dexter season 6. Credited as Unnamed Actor Depicting Random Gang member
 
2014-01-21 12:08:28 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-01-21 12:11:41 AM  
lol at all of you
 
2014-01-21 12:15:41 AM  
Seriously? Do the police NOT have access to software that shows varying facial structures and features that can be 'tried on' to see if it fits to 'build' a realistic face?

"No officer the jaw was more wide." or "His eyes were larger."
 
2014-01-21 12:17:05 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-21 12:25:20 AM  
christinesstainedglass.com
 
2014-01-21 12:28:19 AM  
www.tvweek.com

Looks Canadian to me, buddy
 
2014-01-21 12:36:22 AM  

OK So Amuse Me: Seriously? Do the police NOT have access to software that shows varying facial structures and features that can be 'tried on' to see if it fits to 'build' a realistic face?

"No officer the jaw was more wide." or "His eyes were larger."


It's not much better...
www.uberreview.com
 
2014-01-21 12:37:30 AM  

Begoggle: [www.tvweek.com image 243x186]

Looks Canadian to me, buddy


oh dear god, you win the internets today! well done! i should have known! those sneaky Canadians, eh!
 
2014-01-21 12:39:32 AM  
"That's really good, Officer Jones. We're going to put that one right on the refrigerator with all your other nice pictures. Yes, that's the best one yet. We do like it."
 
2014-01-21 01:19:28 AM  
db2.stb.s-msn.com
???????
 
2014-01-21 01:20:38 AM  
"Scully. I think we found a half man half whooping crane"

"Sir, I'm not a woman and you're not an FBI agent.  Take your damn meds before I shove them down your throat"
 
2014-01-21 01:32:00 AM  
The police sketch job qualifications is you sucessfully drew the turtle from the back of the matchbook cover.
 
2014-01-21 01:43:22 AM  
farm5.static.flickr.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-01-21 01:47:34 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: So, they're looking for a muppet?


Yeah, but is he a muppet of a man, or a very manly muppet?
 
2014-01-21 02:06:29 AM  
Obligatory Order of the Stick.
 
2014-01-21 02:14:59 AM  

Gyrfalcon: [farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x282]

Wanted for questioning.


Hah!  Stephen Colbert, with the canned Ham, Karl Rove.  I love you.
 
2014-01-21 02:20:00 AM  

Nuclear Monk: OK So Amuse Me: Seriously? Do the police NOT have access to software that shows varying facial structures and features that can be 'tried on' to see if it fits to 'build' a realistic face?

"No officer the jaw was more wide." or "His eyes were larger."

It's not much better...
[www.uberreview.com image 596x457]


I don't know... it's a bit 'cartoon-ish' sure, but it looks a hell of a lot more human than the pie faced, lip-less goon the kindergarten cop drew!
 
2014-01-21 02:28:21 AM  
I hope we all can agree that "Paris, Texas" is a horrible, pretentious freaking movie.

If you put a gun to my head and said "watch this movie again, or remove your eyeballs with a rusty spoon" I'd need a minute to think... about how best to remove my eyes with a rusty spoon.
 
2014-01-21 02:46:05 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com
Wait, I've seen those eyes before...

murderpedia.org
This guy's got an airtight alibi, though...
 
2014-01-21 03:31:23 AM  
It's pretty obvious that it's a grown-up Cabbage Patch Kid gone bad.
 
2014-01-21 03:47:37 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-01-21 04:06:01 AM  

Paris1127: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x472]
Wait, I've seen those eyes before...

[murderpedia.org image 600x342]
This guy's got an airtight alibi, though...


I used to draw eyes like that when I was a kid.

/still do, in fact
//pupils don't really hang like that from the eyelid
///unless you're slashied
 
2014-01-21 07:07:06 AM  
I'm disconcerned about this discernible character.
 
2014-01-21 08:00:26 AM  
Odo?
 
2014-01-21 08:36:57 AM  

OK So Amuse Me: Seriously? Do the police NOT have access to software that shows varying facial structures and features that can be 'tried on' to see if it fits to 'build' a realistic face?

"No officer the jaw was more wide." or "His eyes were larger."


Ours did, but they had to stop using it because the police union didn't want to put their sketch artists out of work.

/not kidding
 
2014-01-21 10:55:56 AM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-01-21 11:36:56 AM  
Witnesses describe him as a man... In a tan jacket. Beyond that, descriptions get a little... hazy. Eyewitnesses were quoted as saying "Well, he had a tan jacket, and a... briefcase... His face was... Well... It was... Wait, did he have a face? He  must have had a face. People have  faces, right? That's... That's just something they  all have, right?" ...before turning pale and backing slowly away from reporters, in the direction of the Ralph's.
 
2014-01-21 12:45:08 PM  
Came for Miss Swan.  Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-01-21 02:44:41 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Subject is hatless... repeat, hatless.


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-01-21 02:57:53 PM  
Came for Man in the Tan Jacket. Leaving proud and terrified.

/And now, the weather.
 
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