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(Pro Football Talk)   Oh Cleveland Browns. Of all the NFL teams, you are the Cleveland Browniest   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) divider line 15
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2014-01-20 11:51:16 PM
2 votes:
If a quarterback ever does lead Cleveland to the promised land and a Lombardi trophy he will be a god. God of Cleveland, but a god nonetheless
2014-01-20 11:20:07 PM
2 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Cleveland is where quarterbacks go to die.


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The one who escaped his doom:
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2014-01-21 08:24:24 AM
1 votes:
1. 1954. The Catch. The great Willie Mays runs down a 420 shot to center field in sensational fashion preserving a 2-2 tie. Giants go on to sweep the world series.
2. 1976. Jim Chones breaks his foot in practice, cavs sunk in playoffs.
3. 1981. Red Right 88. Even though they were in field goal range (13 yard line) for a winning kick, Sipe tosses an interception in the end zone, Browns loose 14-12. Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl.
4. 1987. The Drive. 98 yard drive by Elway (including a 3rd and 18 conversion) tied the game with 37 seconds left. Browns lose in overtime. The legend of Elway is born.
5. 1988. The Fumble.  With 1:12 left in the game, running back Earnest Byner appeared to be on his way to score the game-tying touchdown, but lost a fumble at the 3-yard line.  Byner traded to Washington the next year and wins a super bowl for them.
6. 1989. The Shot. Micheal Jordan's iconic shot at the buzzer in game 5. The legend of Jordan is born.
7. 1993 Cleveland Indians pitchers Steve Olin and Tim Crews die in a tragic boating accident.
8. 1994. Brad Daugherty career ended because of back problems at 26.
9. 1994. The Indians finally have a winning record that would have qualified for the playoffs for the first time in 40 years. The season ended with a strike.
10. 1995. Indians lose the World Series to Atlanta in 6 games.
11. 1996. Best record in baseball, lose to Baltimore in 4 games.
12. 1996. Browns and Art Modell leave Cleveland and move to Baltimore.
13. 1997. World Series, game 7. Indians have the lead in the bottom of the ninth with 2 outs when Jose Mesa(1.12 ERA 46 saves) falls apart on the mound and lets the Marlins tie the game. In the bottom of the 11th, 4 time gold glove winner and 5 time all-star Tony Fernadez(.978 fielding %) muffs a sure double play.  Edgar Rentería ended the game with a single.
14. 1999. Browns back in Cleveland. Draft Tim Couch 1st overall.  Draft bust.
15. 2000. Browns draft Courney Brown 1st overall.  Draft bust.
16. 2001. Browns draft Gerard Warren 3rd overall.  Draft bust.
17. 2001. The Ravens and Art Modell win the Super Bowl for Baltimore.
18. 2002. Browns draft William Green 16th overall.  Alcoholic Draft bust.
19. 2002. New Browns finally make the playoffs and have a 22 point 4th quarter lead against Pittsburgh and lose.
20. 2003. Browns draft Jeff Faine 21st overall, Traded to saints where he becomes a probowl center.
21. 2004. Browns draft Kellen Winslow. 2 games into season he breaks his leg. Lost for year.
22. 2005. Kellen winslow blows his knee out in a motorcycle accident, lost for the year.
23. 2005. Browns draft Braylon Edwards 3rd overall. Blows knee out, lost for the year.
24. 2006. LeCharles Bentley, top rated free agent signs huge contract with Cleveland.  During the first play of the first practice he tore his patellar tendon and ended his career.
25. 2007. Cavs get swept in Finals.
26. 2007 Indians have a 3 games to 1 ALCS lead on Red Sox.  They lose the last three games.
27. 2007 Browns give up a 2007 2nd round pick and 2008 1st round pick to select QB Brady Quinn.
28. 2008-2009. Cleveland trades not one, but 2 Cy young winners(CC Sabathia and Cliff Lee) Both pitchers meet each other in the world series. (New York vs Philly)
29. 2009. Cavs roll in playoffs, stopped by Orlando.
30. 2010. Best record in NBA.  Lose to  Celtics.
31. 2010 The Decision.   Lebron leaves Cleveland for Miami.
32. 2013 Browns bought by Jim Haslam Jr. He is now under ethics and tax fraud investigation.
33. 2013 Browns have a 26-13 lead with 1:03 remaining on the patriots and lose 27-26
34. 2013 Browns fire Rob Chudzinski after one year and a 4-12 season.
2014-01-21 03:48:19 AM
1 votes:

Triumph: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Cleveland is where quarterbacks go to die.

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The one who escaped his doom:
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Er, um, Dilfer got his trophy before he went to Cleveland.
2014-01-21 03:19:51 AM
1 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: Oldiron_79: Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl is my favorite euphemism for taking a shiat

"Logging out" is highly underappreciated.


paintin' the town brown is a fun grandiloquence for explosive diarrhea.

And a collection of live Ween songs.
2014-01-21 02:45:31 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl is my favorite euphemism for taking a shiat


"Logging out" is highly underappreciated.
2014-01-21 01:58:18 AM
1 votes:
Whoever we draft i'd put money on being a bust. It just always seems to work out that way. If we do end up getting someone worth a shiat they'll just blow their acl, wipe on a motorcycle, get staph, or some other such bs.

/yeah, I know I sound like just another bitter ass browns fan, because I am.
//bitterness is all we have left
2014-01-21 12:46:34 AM
1 votes:
Well... we could do worse.  I like Johnny Football though, if only because his game isn't entirely based on skill.  We've tried the drafting based on skill... and it hasn't worked.  I don't know if Manziel will be a successful NFL quarterback, but whatever happens will be interesting.  I tend to agree with whoever said he is like another Doug Flutie.   I believe Doug Flutie said that.
2014-01-21 12:38:35 AM
1 votes:
Phew. I thought they hired Norv Turner.
2014-01-20 11:58:12 PM
1 votes:
At what point do Goodell and the other owners hold an intervention?  This is downright self-destructive.
2014-01-20 10:31:36 PM
1 votes:

bronyaur1: The fact is that exactly zero people on the planet actually know whether or not  this guy will suck, be avg, be good or be great as a pro.


While under ordinary circumstances you would be right, if he goes to Cleveland the outcome is very predictable. Even if we go back to pre-"suspended operations", the last QB they had that performed at a high level was Bernie Kosar. Cleveland is where quarterbacks go to die.
2014-01-20 09:11:35 PM
1 votes:
It must be tough on draft day knowing that if you're really good and likely to go high you have an excellent chance of going to the Browns. Most people aspire to a long, prosperous Hall of Fame career, not backup status after the first contract is up and crippling pain from all the hits in the first 5 years of their career.

I often envy football players their money and fame. I will never envy a Browns quarterback either of those. He earns every bit of it.
2014-01-20 09:06:54 PM
1 votes:
2014-01-20 08:54:33 PM
1 votes:
I'd try and claim this headline was ripped from my comment at the end of the Browns-Patriots game, but I'm sure it's been said a thousand times before elsewhere.

\so when is jersey name guy going to run out of height to fit another name on it?
2014-01-20 08:37:42 PM
1 votes:
Could be worse. I read the headline and thought they must have hired Wade Phillips as head coach.
 
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