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(New York Magazine)   Every time you use your SodaStream you are drinking blood bubbles. That's right. BLOOD BUBBLES   (nymag.com) divider line 37
    More: Interesting, SodaStreams, Said Ali al Farha, Oxfam, Israeli-occupied territories, occupied territories, Peter Beinart, Code Pink  
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2014-01-20 09:02:04 PM
26 votes:

iPad I will never want to say " ducking " you stupid twat!!!!

2014-01-20 10:06:14 PM
7 votes:
"A lefty journalist friend of mine in Tel Aviv has a machine he keeps under his kitchen sink so that he doesn't get embarrassed when other lefties come over for dinner,"

Who the heck actually talks like this?

"Boy, I'm so glad I'm a lefty.  I think I'll go hang out with my lefty friends at our lefty cafe and read lefty magazines while sipping lefty lattes.  Lefty."
2014-01-20 11:16:11 PM
3 votes:

TwowheelinTim: Most engineers I know can't find their asses with both hands, much less operate any kind of machinery more complicated than a dinner fork.


I take offense at that, good sir! As soon as i get this dinner fork out of my ass I shall consult my Table of Witty Rebukes (7th edition) for the proper rebuttal.
2014-01-20 10:26:12 PM
3 votes:
biatches when I was a kid we had to fart in the bathtub for carbonation
2014-01-20 10:12:19 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-01-20 10:06:11 PM
3 votes:

ajgeek: Shostie: People still use those things? I thought they all got regifted.

I modified mine to take standard CO2 containers. One advantage of being an engineer who knows his way around a machine shop without getting himself killed.

/It's a LOT cheaper than the syrupy stuff everyone else makes.
//customizable, lighter on the syrup, and now made with the blood of Palestinians, huzzah!


You are a rare breed. Most engineers I know can't find their asses with both hands, much less operate any kind of machinery more complicated than a dinner fork.
2014-01-20 09:47:49 PM
3 votes:
SodaStream is an Israeli company with a manufacturing plant in occupied territory in the West Bank, a fact that enrages a politically informed, far-left segment of the liberal-yuppie demographic the product is marketed to.

Who then get so mad they blog about it on their handcrafted artisan-probably-Navajo-made iPads which are totally not made by slave labor in the far east.
2014-01-20 09:00:42 PM
3 votes:

"Enjoy your Palestinian blood cocktails," the left-wing reporter said to the vodka drinkers.



Bullshiat. I live in Somerville MA, and my soda stream came from an apartment of academics, and artists in Harvard farking Square, and no one has ever said anything like that.

One person we know doesn't have one because he doesn't like the company's politics, but no one I have ever met- and I was once in a vegan lesbian book club with people who used their own menstrwl blood as plant fertilizer- would say such a ducking thing.
2014-01-20 11:24:32 PM
2 votes:

brantgoose: Really? I thought they were CO2 bubbles.

But seriously, take my wife. Please! (rimshot)

OK. So SodaStream is an Israeli company.


In other words...........

img.fark.net

JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
2014-01-20 10:53:45 PM
2 votes:

jst3p: MassAsster: jst3p: I have been thinking of buying one, any farkers want to say yea or nay?

Difficulty: I only drink diet soda and find most of them to taste nasty.

Diet coke, diet dew and diet dr pepper are OK.

I go with YEA -  but honestly if you drink diet anything, I can mail you some cat urine and you won't know the difference...

Maybe you couldn't tell the difference. I would like to think I could but it sounds like you have me beat in the "who has tasted cat pee" department, so I guess I will never really know as well as you do.


yeah well, I was young and she was feral .... wait a minute,  this isn't about me, its about the soda steam, stop changing the subject!
2014-01-20 10:25:36 PM
2 votes:
MMM, liberal tears carbonated with terrorist's blood sounds delightful!
2014-01-20 10:11:26 PM
2 votes:

whatshisname: namatad: number of countries in the world which are currently occupied by their original inhabitants: ZERO

There's a few African countries which might qualify. Ethiopia for one. It's never been colonized or conquered. I guess it depends how far you go back for "original".


www.holocaustresearchproject.org

LOLWUT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Italo-Ethiopian_War

But yeah, I suppose there aren't a lot of pizzerias in Addis Ababa.  The trains probably don't run on time, either.
2014-01-20 10:08:58 PM
2 votes:

fusillade762: Oh this should be good. But what to drink with my popcorn?


Non carbonated blood, like the rest of us.

Blood bubbles kinda sells the product.  It's catchy, easy to remember, and the jingle potential is limitless.
2014-01-20 10:08:40 PM
2 votes:
Article's author sounds whiny. Must be those Stoeffel genes goosestepping through her veins.

FYI, Sodastream hires a lot of Palestinians. Would Frau Stoeffel  want them to be unemployed?
2014-01-20 08:16:42 PM
2 votes:
Oh this should be good. But what to drink with my popcorn?
2014-01-21 08:01:12 PM
1 votes:

Hack Patooey: poot_rootbeer: petec: they actually answer to the same God, the one who made all those promises to Abraham

Nope, Christians created a fork off the trunk about 2000 years ago, and refactored the godbase pretty substantially; it's no longer faith-compatible with the original project.

Ditto the Muslims a few centuries later.

So no ass-backwards compatibility?


Islam and Judaism are mostly compatible at their core, but for historical reasons they don't mix well in a heterogeneous environment.

Judaism - Mac
Islam - Linux
Christianity - Windows
2014-01-21 01:29:51 AM
1 votes:

what_now: "Enjoy your Palestinian blood cocktails," the left-wing reporter said to the vodka drinkers.

Bullshiat. I live in Somerville MA, and my soda stream came from an apartment of academics, and artists in Harvard farking Square, and no one has ever said anything like that.

One person we know doesn't have one because he doesn't like the company's politics, but no one I have ever met- and I was once in a vegan lesbian book club with people who used their own menstrwl blood as plant fertilizer- would say such a ducking thing.


Yeah, but your neighbor can still cut his own tree down.  So oppression exists IN YOUR BACKYARD!
2014-01-21 01:10:44 AM
1 votes:

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: I won't not buy it because it's made by an asshole company in an Apartheid territory. I won't buy it because it's stupid.


Enjoy your HFCS
2014-01-21 12:04:26 AM
1 votes:
OK. Interesting fact. Now explain why I should give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about it.
2014-01-21 12:03:55 AM
1 votes:
So now I need to know, is there a soda that harms both Jews and Muslims? I've got my checkbook out.
2014-01-20 11:52:42 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Some people just don't like it when Israel is involved in something. These people are typically anti-Semites, but I'll give these libs the benefit of the doubt and just refer to them as anti-Zionists (IOW, anti-Semites).


It is possible that people look upon Israel in the same manner that they looked upon South Africa. It has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with the military dictatorship of a regional minority group over the majority.
2014-01-20 11:52:04 PM
1 votes:
"Blood bubbles," someone called them. Defending herself, the hostess said the machine had been a gift.

Well, that's one way to respond to that accusation.

Another would be to say "Get the fark out of my home RIGHT NOW, you asshole. I invite you to my party and this is how you see fit to behave?  Take your farking flat-ass water and pour it up your ass, you rude piece of shiat."
2014-01-20 11:40:45 PM
1 votes:

Fast Moon: "A lefty journalist friend of mine in Tel Aviv has a machine he keeps under his kitchen sink so that he doesn't get embarrassed when other lefties come over for dinner,"

Who the heck actually talks like this?

"Boy, I'm so glad I'm a lefty.  I think I'll go hang out with my lefty friends at our lefty cafe and read lefty magazines while sipping lefty lattes.  Lefty."


First they get their own scissors; now everything else is specially made for them?
2014-01-20 11:06:56 PM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: jonny_q: There's no hate like liberal hate.

Man that was so long ago, I forgot what alt-slinging tard said that.


I think that GaryPDX is our Goldstein, for that kind of thing

/gone to Troll Valhalla
2014-01-20 10:54:47 PM
1 votes:
Indian tears really?

We aren't all dead dude.   Just biding our time........ yes biiiiiiiding muahahahahaha
2014-01-20 10:49:56 PM
1 votes:

Boo_Guy: namatad: meh
if you live in america you are drinking indian tears ... get over it

/number of countries in the world which are currently occupied by their original inhabitants: ZERO

Africa?


You are going with the country of .. Africa?

www.puppiesandflowers.com
2014-01-20 10:40:48 PM
1 votes:

what_now: and I was once in a vegan lesbian book club with people who used their own menstrwl blood as plant fertilizer


wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
So what you're saying is that you were part of a Portlandia sketch before Portlandia existed/it went mainstream...
2014-01-20 10:32:43 PM
1 votes:
You can take my bubbly water from my cold, slightly damp from the condensation, still pliable dead hands.
2014-01-20 10:29:59 PM
1 votes:

Parthenogenetic: I would like to point out that you neglected to include the cost of the most important ingredient:

[i.imgur.com image 250x188]


I typically prefer my seltzer plain, but if I am going to flavor it with tears, I prefer either


home.roadrunner.com

or

4.bp.blogspot.com .
2014-01-20 10:10:14 PM
1 votes:
There's no hate like liberal hate.
2014-01-20 10:09:29 PM
1 votes:

namatad: meh
if you live in america you are drinking indian tears ... get over it

/number of countries in the world which are currently occupied by their original inhabitants: ZERO


But now those tears are carbonated!
2014-01-20 10:01:15 PM
1 votes:
Great, now I have to buy one.
2014-01-20 09:58:00 PM
1 votes:

Shostie: People still use those things? I thought they all got regifted.


I modified mine to take standard CO2 containers. One advantage of being an engineer who knows his way around a machine shop without getting himself killed.

/It's a LOT cheaper than the syrupy stuff everyone else makes.
//customizable, lighter on the syrup, and now made with the blood of Palestinians, huzzah!
2014-01-20 09:45:36 PM
1 votes:
Tiny bubbles.(tiny bubbles)
In the blood (in the blood)

//My apologies
///Jesus tapdancing Christ, some people's kids...
2014-01-20 09:04:38 PM
1 votes:
Easy solution, move the plant to China.
2014-01-20 08:25:27 PM
1 votes:
meh
if you live in america you are drinking indian tears ... get over it

/number of countries in the world which are currently occupied by their original inhabitants: ZERO
2014-01-20 08:23:57 PM
1 votes:
People still use those things? I thought they all got regifted.
 
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