iPad I will never want to say " ducking " you stupid twat!!!!
TwowheelinTim: Most engineers I know can't find their asses with both hands, much less operate any kind of machinery more complicated than a dinner fork.
ajgeek: Shostie: People still use those things? I thought they all got regifted.I modified mine to take standard CO2 containers. One advantage of being an engineer who knows his way around a machine shop without getting himself killed./It's a LOT cheaper than the syrupy stuff everyone else makes.//customizable, lighter on the syrup, and now made with the blood of Palestinians, huzzah!
"Enjoy your Palestinian blood cocktails," the left-wing reporter said to the vodka drinkers.
brantgoose: Really? I thought they were CO2 bubbles.But seriously, take my wife. Please! (rimshot)OK. So SodaStream is an Israeli company.
jst3p: MassAsster: jst3p: I have been thinking of buying one, any farkers want to say yea or nay?Difficulty: I only drink diet soda and find most of them to taste nasty.Diet coke, diet dew and diet dr pepper are OK.I go with YEA - but honestly if you drink diet anything, I can mail you some cat urine and you won't know the difference...Maybe you couldn't tell the difference. I would like to think I could but it sounds like you have me beat in the "who has tasted cat pee" department, so I guess I will never really know as well as you do.
whatshisname: namatad: number of countries in the world which are currently occupied by their original inhabitants: ZEROThere's a few African countries which might qualify. Ethiopia for one. It's never been colonized or conquered. I guess it depends how far you go back for "original".
fusillade762: Oh this should be good. But what to drink with my popcorn?
Hack Patooey: poot_rootbeer: petec: they actually answer to the same God, the one who made all those promises to AbrahamNope, Christians created a fork off the trunk about 2000 years ago, and refactored the godbase pretty substantially; it's no longer faith-compatible with the original project.Ditto the Muslims a few centuries later.So no ass-backwards compatibility?
what_now: "Enjoy your Palestinian blood cocktails," the left-wing reporter said to the vodka drinkers.Bullshiat. I live in Somerville MA, and my soda stream came from an apartment of academics, and artists in Harvard farking Square, and no one has ever said anything like that.One person we know doesn't have one because he doesn't like the company's politics, but no one I have ever met- and I was once in a vegan lesbian book club with people who used their own menstrwl blood as plant fertilizer- would say such a ducking thing.
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: I won't not buy it because it's made by an asshole company in an Apartheid territory. I won't buy it because it's stupid.
AverageAmericanGuy: Some people just don't like it when Israel is involved in something. These people are typically anti-Semites, but I'll give these libs the benefit of the doubt and just refer to them as anti-Zionists (IOW, anti-Semites).
Fast Moon: "A lefty journalist friend of mine in Tel Aviv has a machine he keeps under his kitchen sink so that he doesn't get embarrassed when other lefties come over for dinner,"Who the heck actually talks like this?"Boy, I'm so glad I'm a lefty. I think I'll go hang out with my lefty friends at our lefty cafe and read lefty magazines while sipping lefty lattes. Lefty."
PC LOAD LETTER: jonny_q: There's no hate like liberal hate.Man that was so long ago, I forgot what alt-slinging tard said that.
Boo_Guy: namatad: mehif you live in america you are drinking indian tears ... get over it/number of countries in the world which are currently occupied by their original inhabitants: ZEROAfrica?
what_now: and I was once in a vegan lesbian book club with people who used their own menstrwl blood as plant fertilizer
Parthenogenetic: I would like to point out that you neglected to include the cost of the most important ingredient:[i.imgur.com image 250x188]
namatad: mehif you live in america you are drinking indian tears ... get over it/number of countries in the world which are currently occupied by their original inhabitants: ZERO
Shostie: People still use those things? I thought they all got regifted.
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