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(News 13 Orlando)   Sex offender lives across the street from an elementary school. No, it's cool. He was convicted before it was illegal to live there   (mynews13.com) divider line 9
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2014-01-21 12:32:14 AM  
4 votes:
I miss walking around alone as a kid.  Those old dudes with the aviator glasses gave one hell of a handjob, AND paid for my ice creams.
2014-01-21 01:28:26 AM  
2 votes:
Lindsey Graham has really let herself go

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2014-01-21 12:46:07 AM  
2 votes:

Lsherm: fark, I rode my bike in the early 70's 6 miles to the nearest convenience store just because it was something to do. During the summer my brothers and I would leave the house at 8 and not come back until 6pm and my parents didn't give a shiat.


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Most kids nowadays look like something only their mother would love anyways.

Let your fat kids walk and out of the house.
2014-01-21 09:42:10 AM  
1 votes:
So you're saying he was...

dun dun duuunnn

...Grandfathered In?
2014-01-21 06:33:20 AM  
1 votes:
This is all the fault of parents when you get right down to it. Quit producing sexy sexy sexy little kids.Wait, did I say that out loud?
2014-01-21 06:20:28 AM  
1 votes:
Perhaps we could give the children handguns?
2014-01-21 02:42:36 AM  
1 votes:

Dinjiin: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Almost all sexual abuse is someone the kid knows - either a family member or friends of the family. But it's probably easier to make a big deal about a guy living across from an elementary school than confront the real dangers to children, so let's just do that.

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I attended an HOA meeting several years ago where the subject of prohibiting all registered sex offenders from moving into the neighborhood was brought up.  One lady in particular was pushing for it.  So I bring up the figure about how 90% of all molestations are done by somebody the child knows.  I then inquired if this lady's husband was at home alone with her children.

You could have heard a pin drop.  Some of the best "oh snap, he went there" looks I've seen in my life.  After a couple of seconds, I start things back up again by pointing out that a potential lawsuit would be very expensive, and asked the board if we had the funds to defend a lawsuit.

That lady didn't say another thing during the meeting.  But I bet that she was eying daggers at me the whole time.

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Fafai: Dinjiin: If you want to keep kids safe, teach them how to.

This is called victim-blaming and if your kid is female I'm told this is bad. Instead, try to stop raping so much.

Dinjiin: I attended an HOA meeting several years ago where the subject of prohibiting all registered sex offenders from moving into the neighborhood was brought up. One lady in particular was pushing for it. So I bring up the figure about how 90% of all molestations are done by somebody the child knows. I then inquired if this lady's husband was at home alone with her children.

That was a bit much. By making it personal you detracted from your valid point. You also insinuated that someone might be a child molester without any evidence at all to support such an accusation, so it was a pretty dick move.


Dick move or not, I thought that story was pretty funny.  Sometimes a little dick is called for.  Just ask your mom.

// oh snap
2014-01-21 01:19:00 AM  
1 votes:
"He could look out the window and see the school, where the kids play on the playground, or the P.E. field," said Mike Melnicoff, another upset parent."

Farking hell, HE CAN SEE THE SCHOOL FROM HIS HOUSE!!! So drape the school in a tarp. Sort of like this:

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2014-01-21 12:43:02 AM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: In the 70's, if a kid was molested two towns over, you'd never hear about it. Now you hear about it on cable news, Facebook, Fark, and Twitter.


Yeah but they never have any good pictures in those articles.
 
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