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(Gawker)   Well, if you can't use 911 as your personal escort service, what's the point of even being a cop?   (gawker.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, escort services, Ocoee Police Officer Shaun Whiting, distress signals, dalliances  
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6351 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jan 2014 at 3:35 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-20 02:54:18 PM  
State investigators could revoke Whiting's law enforcement certification, effectively ending any hopes of him ever working as a cop again.

Could? Why wouldn't they?
 
2014-01-20 03:20:36 PM  
I dunno, the free uniforms,handcuffs and billy clubs?

*eyebrow waggle*
 
2014-01-20 03:39:24 PM  
Just another one of the 99% making the other 1% look bad.

Nothing to see here.
 
2014-01-20 03:40:33 PM  
call 911 for a poke in your town.
 
2014-01-20 03:42:56 PM  
mmmmm escort service?

I love a woman in uniform.

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this is my slutty cop outfit post.
 
2014-01-20 03:46:25 PM  
Awkward!
 
2014-01-20 03:47:50 PM  
New York's finest Taxi Service was not your normal taxi service. It was a ring of corrupt cops in the N.Y.P.D. that ran a high-profit racket, driving smugglers and drug dealers all over the city. For a few hundred dollars a mile, you got your own black and white and a police escort. They even had their own business cards.
 
2014-01-20 03:51:32 PM  

skinink: New York's finest Taxi Service was not your normal taxi service. It was a ring of corrupt cops in the N.Y.P.D. that ran a high-profit racket, driving smugglers and drug dealers all over the city. For a few hundred dollars a mile, you got your own black and white and a police escort. They even had their own business cards.


One of the ten greatest movies ever made.
 
2014-01-20 03:54:09 PM  

skinink: New York's finest Taxi Service was not your normal taxi service. It was a ring of corrupt cops in the N.Y.P.D. that ran a high-profit racket, driving smugglers and drug dealers all over the city. For a few hundred dollars a mile, you got your own black and white and a police escort. They even had their own business cards.


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2014-01-20 03:54:21 PM  
Just so I'm clear on this, have sex while on duty, you get terminated.  Beat and kill people who are not resisting arrest while falsifying reports to cover your murder, you get a paid vacation and acquittal with reinstatement and full benefits.

Not saying one's okay and one's not, it just seems that there's some kind of weird inconsistency with the punishments.
 
2014-01-20 03:54:47 PM  
I thought it was for the $200 you got when anyone spun a 10
 
2014-01-20 04:04:36 PM  
Well, there goes my only reason for entering the police academy.
 
2014-01-20 04:08:15 PM  

miss diminutive: State investigators could revoke Whiting's law enforcement certification, effectively ending any hopes of him ever working as a cop again.

Could? Why wouldn't they?


Well if they did he wouldnt be able to land a job as a mall cop! Who would keep the food court safe?!?!? WHO!?!?!?!?!?
 
2014-01-20 04:11:20 PM  

budrojr: Just so I'm clear on this, have sex while on duty, you get terminated.  Beat and kill people who are not resisting arrest while falsifying reports to cover your murder, you get a paid vacation and acquittal with reinstatement and full benefits.

Not saying one's okay and one's not, it just seems that there's some kind of weird inconsistency with the punishments.


Juries are composed of old people. Old people get in a tizzy over sex. Beating brown people to death, not so much.
 
2014-01-20 04:13:51 PM  

Kevyn Knox: Well, there goes my only reason for entering the police academy.


I was going to post an image of Leslie Easterbrook from  Police Academy, but after doing a GIS, um, something else important came up.

I'm off to take a nap.
 
2014-01-20 04:21:12 PM  
Did he use a special cop-phone that had an "11" on it?
 
2014-01-20 04:43:19 PM  
Police escort?

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2014-01-20 05:08:19 PM  

miss diminutive: State investigators could revoke Whiting's law enforcement certification, effectively ending any hopes of him ever working as a cop again.

Could? Why wouldn't they?


Because Jesus, Du!
 
2014-01-20 05:09:30 PM  
Did subby even read tfa or does he/she has no idea what an escort service is?
 
2014-01-20 05:19:56 PM  
Free drugs and almost bulletproof job security?
 
2014-01-20 05:20:59 PM  

chitownmike: Did subby even read tfa or does he/she has no idea what an escort service is?


what article?
 
2014-01-20 05:26:39 PM  
This is an outrage!
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2014-01-20 05:27:14 PM  
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2014-01-20 05:28:43 PM  
Was her name Miranda? Why not include her name?
 
2014-01-20 06:23:36 PM  

miss diminutive: State investigators could revoke Whiting's law enforcement certification, effectively ending any hopes of him ever working as a cop again.

Could? Why wouldn't they?


Because not everyone's reaction knob is glued to "everything within our power"
 
2014-01-20 06:37:44 PM  

budrojr: Just so I'm clear on this, have sex while on duty, you get terminated.  Beat and kill people who are not resisting arrest while falsifying reports to cover your murder, you get a paid vacation and acquittal with reinstatement and full benefits.

Not saying one's okay and one's not, it just seems that there's some kind of weird inconsistency with the punishments.


Have you not been payin attention since Plymoth Rock? Violence is awesome, nudity and sex of any kind is the worst crime commitable!
 
2014-01-20 07:13:22 PM  
To keep the dalliance secret from their spouses, they planned sex meetups at hotels and empty police substations while Whiting was on duty. To keep it secret from his employers, he arranged for his mistress to make a quick distress call to 911, which he would then answer alone and sexily.....

Burner phones, how do they work?

And if he can't get a burner phone a secret from his wife, then he can't keep an affair away from his wife.

The simpler answer, don't shiat where you eat.
 
2014-01-20 07:15:15 PM  
And where are the criminal charges for misuse of 911?

That was a trick question, the law does not apply to police.  I mean he lost his job, isn't that enough?
 
2014-01-20 07:24:09 PM  

Enemabag Jones: To keep the dalliance secret from their spouses, they planned sex meetups at hotels and empty police substations while Whiting was on duty. To keep it secret from his employers, he arranged for his mistress to make a quick distress call to 911, which he would then answer alone and sexily.....

Burner phones, how do they work?

And if he can't get a burner phone a secret from his wife, then he can't keep an affair away from his wife.

The simpler answer, don't shiat where you eat.


don't let her husband know that you are porking his wife.

mmm. bacon.
 
2014-01-20 07:28:11 PM  
where the woman performed a sex act on Whiting -gee a'sex act' - the media can report and describe murders and heinous events in great detail but they can't say 'oral sex' - why is that??


Is oral sex a taboo word  in America ?
 
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2014-01-20 07:39:39 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: miss diminutive: State investigators could revoke Whiting's law enforcement certification, effectively ending any hopes of him ever working as a cop again.

Could? Why wouldn't they?

Because not everyone's reaction knob is glued to "everything within our power"


Why don't you consider abuse of 911 like this severe enough to warrant censure that severe? This is not a one time screwup. It's repeated dereliction of duty with abuse of resources.
 
2014-01-20 07:45:12 PM  

echomike23: [a1-images.myspacecdn.com image 300x300]


Wow...creepy cop guy is creepy. He totally has that "You better look convincing for this photo, biatch, or you'll
be accidentally tripping down the stairs again" vibe going on.
 
2014-01-20 07:51:35 PM  
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2014-01-20 07:57:59 PM  
911, the new booty call?
 
2014-01-20 08:52:12 PM  

ozzie_stu: where the woman performed a sex act on Whiting -gee a'sex act' - the media can report and describe murders and heinous events in great detail but they can't say 'oral sex' - why is that??


Is oral sex a taboo word  in America ?


Oral isn't. It's our hangup about saying s-e-x in public. Children might be listening.
 
2014-01-20 11:21:18 PM  

digitalrain: echomike23: [a1-images.myspacecdn.com image 300x300]

Wow...creepy cop guy is creepy. He totally has that "You better look convincing for this photo, biatch, or you'll
be accidentally tripping down the stairs again" vibe going on.


Yeah, if that's him, I don't expect he was hiding much.
I could be reading that wrong, but his hand placement is more of control than a hug.

She should change her name and city.


A few times.
 
2014-01-21 10:00:39 AM  
I bet things aren't so happy today over there.

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