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2014-01-20 02:44:17 PM  
www.islandnet.com
 
2014-01-20 02:49:03 PM  
i1214.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-20 02:56:12 PM  
Who studies their poop every time they beef one out?
 
2014-01-20 03:20:24 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-20 03:23:54 PM  
Where in the heck are these people buying colored toilet paper?
 
2014-01-20 03:24:47 PM  
FOX "News": ZOMG TP CAUSES CANCER


/dnrtfa because...Fox.
 
2014-01-20 03:25:22 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Where in the heck are these people buying colored toilet paper?


You'll have to ask for it. They keep it segregated from the white toilet paper.
 
2014-01-20 03:25:41 PM  

lockers: Who studies their poop every time they beef one out?


Germans.


/but seriously, who buys the printed paper?
 
2014-01-20 03:25:54 PM  

lockers: Who studies their poop every time they beef one out?


I look to make sure everything's ok, doesn't hurt to look for 5 sec to see if you have blood since that area shouldn't have blood regularly.  What suprised me was the colored TP.  I've never seen TP with designs like that.
 
2014-01-20 03:26:03 PM  

lockers: Who studies their poop every time they beef one out?


You're being sarcastic, right?

/oh, shiat
 
2014-01-20 03:26:59 PM  
One up, one down, and one to polish.
 
2014-01-20 03:27:18 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Where in the heck are these people buying colored toilet paper?


Hey, some people need to class up the joint.

//But where do you buy this crap?
 
2014-01-20 03:29:25 PM  

meat0918: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Where in the heck are these people buying colored toilet paper?

Hey, some people need to class up the joint.

//But where do you buy this crap?


It's called "tissue paper" and it's super cheap on December 26th.
 
2014-01-20 03:29:26 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-20 03:30:26 PM  

Katolu: meat0918: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Where in the heck are these people buying colored toilet paper?

Hey, some people need to class up the joint.

//But where do you buy this crap?

It's called "tissue paper" and it's super cheap on December 26th.


I have to be honest, I almost, almost did a search for colored toilet paper, but decided that might not be the best GIS to view...
 
2014-01-20 03:30:34 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Where in the heck are these people buying colored toilet paper?


^this^

Somewhat unrelated, but I've been buying 3-ply TP lately. You know that annoying thing where somehow the different plies get out of whack and the tear lines don't match up? F*cking annoying. But it's like ten times worse with the 3 ply.

It's like trying to solve a damned Rubik's cube, while sitting on the toilet.
 
2014-01-20 03:30:38 PM  

lockers: Who studies their poop every time they beef one out?


Don't you want to see what you had for lunch yesterday?
 
2014-01-20 03:31:07 PM  
Oops. I meant to post that picture of John Boehner on the politics tab.
 
2014-01-20 03:33:23 PM  
What about the eels?  Did the eels come with the toilet paper, or is that me?
 
2014-01-20 03:33:36 PM  
Isn't bloody stool also a sign of things less dangerous, like hemorrhoids or under-lubrication? It seems like this could send a lot of people running to have the doctor looking up their butts unnecessarily.
 
2014-01-20 03:33:58 PM  
So that Valentine toilet paper may not be a good gift.
 
2014-01-20 03:35:43 PM  

cgraves67: Isn't bloody stool also a sign of things less dangerous, like hemorrhoids or under-lubrication? It seems like this could send a lot of people running to have the doctor looking up their butts unnecessarily.


I would hope people could tell the difference between hemroids and... ok yes it will cause a lot of people to go to the doctors.
 
2014-01-20 03:35:45 PM  

shanrick: Oops. I meant to post that picture of John Boehner on the politics tab.


Striking resemblance to Harry Reid also.
 
2014-01-20 03:35:55 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Where in the heck are these people buying colored toilet paper?


This
 
2014-01-20 03:36:04 PM  

Hack Patooey: One up, one down, and one to polish.


img.gawkerassets.com

Replacing that spool is not a pleasant task.

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Where in the heck are these people buying colored toilet paper?


That should be offered in the Fark store, available in several varieties.; tags, meme's, TFer's names.
 
2014-01-20 03:36:14 PM  

a particular individual: lockers: Who studies their poop every time they beef one out?

Don't you want to see what you had for lunch yesterday?


Maybe if I ate something particularly interesting, but otherwise I try to avoid fishing around in the bowl.
 
2014-01-20 03:36:15 PM  
Sounds like Dr. Arthur Harmon

/Maude reference; he was a doctor who easily became outraged at the moral decay of society through rather flimsy interpretations of the world around him, such as being convinced toilet paper companies are irresponsibly making consumers think they're not bleeding when they actually are through the use of red-ink toilet paper
 
2014-01-20 03:37:02 PM  

meat0918: Katolu: meat0918: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Where in the heck are these people buying colored toilet paper?

Hey, some people need to class up the joint.

//But where do you buy this crap?

It's called "tissue paper" and it's super cheap on December 26th.

I have to be honest, I almost, almost did a search for colored toilet paper, but decided that might not be the best GIS to view...


Good call. Even at home the NSA might visit for a GIS of that nature.
 
2014-01-20 03:37:29 PM  
I can't believe someone took five to ten minutes out of their day to write that article.
 
2014-01-20 03:38:25 PM  
"If someone sees blood, they should call their doctor, not panic, and have it properly evaluated," Nash said-having succumbed rather dramatically to the aforementioned panic minutes earlier.

/Fixed
 
2014-01-20 03:40:54 PM  

lockers: Who studies their poop every time they beef one out?


Lemme tell ya. When you're pushing 50 and you turn around and see the toilet full of red water, you start scoping it out every time.

/just 'roids, thank god
 
2014-01-20 03:42:14 PM  
Media= fearmongering
 
2014-01-20 03:42:41 PM  
Wow. What an insanely useless article. THANKS, FOX!

BTW... regular bleached toilet paper isn't good for your anus as it is and some scientomoligydoctorlikedudes think it might actually contribute to ass cancer... let alone the stuff with potentially toxic inks on it being crammed up your cornhole day in and day out (and for the fladies, clitoralcooter tumurs).

Also... are people not inspecting their poop babbys BEFORE wiping? I mean I like to look down to appreciate my morning accomplishments before covering it in its death shroud and sending it off to a dignified burial at sea.

Also, also...

Nash said some of his patients report bleeding that turns out to be beetroot eaten three days earlier.

Three days?! THREE DAYS!!! I know leafy greens, legumes and other beef product purging foods are wholly un-American and eating them makes Supply Side Jebus cry but EAT A STALK OF BROCCOLI EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE YOU WALKING SACKS OF FESTERING SEWAGE!!!

/here to help
 
2014-01-20 03:42:46 PM  
Remember, kids, wipe til there's no autograph ...
 
2014-01-20 03:42:52 PM  

KidneyStone: lockers: Who studies their poop every time they beef one out?

Lemme tell ya. When you're pushing 50 and you turn around and see the toilet full of red water, you start scoping it out every time.

/just 'roids, thank god


50 lbs is a lot to drop all at once.
 
2014-01-20 03:42:57 PM  

Apos: "If someone sees blood, they should call their doctor, not panic, and have it properly evaluated," Nash said-having succumbed rather dramatically to the aforementioned panic minutes earlier.

/Fixed


Good thing he'd already pooped, amirite?
 
2014-01-20 03:45:22 PM  
"If someone sees blood, they should call their doctor, not panic, and have it appropriately evaluated,"

Oh, crap

s21.postimg.org

It's okay folks, just red dye...
 
2014-01-20 03:46:27 PM  

Katolu: Good call. Even at home the NSA might visit for a GIS of that nature.


Let's just hope they never start caring about toilet paper issues.

shinybadge.com
 
2014-01-20 03:46:48 PM  
CSB:

I have to be careful about what TP brand to buy, because some brands will stick to my wife's pussy and she'll complain about itchiness.  I then have to examine her vag and take off the stuck on pieces.
 
2014-01-20 03:48:23 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-20 03:48:56 PM  
toilet paper should be white
 strong as cardboard
  and rough as sandpaper

the rest of ya' are wimps!
 
2014-01-20 03:50:26 PM  

lockers: Who studies their poop every time they beef one out?


Many people in Germanic countries, Their standard toilets are "shelf" or "platform" models. Some say examination is to tell if you are eating right, though it may have started as a way for checking for intestinal parasites.

69.195.124.91
 
2014-01-20 03:50:28 PM  

lockers: Who studies their poop every time they beef one out?


Not only do I look at my poop... if I have a spectacular one I take a photo and SMS it to my wife.

She never says thank you though.
 
2014-01-20 03:51:28 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-20 03:51:53 PM  

FrancoFile: lockers: Who studies their poop every time they beef one out?

Germans.


Ahh, yes, the poop shelf.
 
2014-01-20 03:52:23 PM  

WTP 2: toilet paper should be white
 strong as cardboard
  and rough as sandpaper

the rest of ya' are wimps!


24.media.tumblr.com

 
2014-01-20 03:53:47 PM  

HairBolus: lockers: Who studies their poop every time they beef one out?

Many people in Germanic countries, Their standard toilets are "shelf" or "platform" models. Some say examination is to tell if you are eating right, though it may have started as a way for checking for intestinal parasites.

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ACK  German toilets are the worst, though I was told that the shelf was to prevent splashing.
 
2014-01-20 03:56:50 PM  

Shazam999: CSB:

I have to be careful about what TP brand to buy, because some brands will stick to my wife's pussy and she'll complain about itchiness.  I then have to examine her vag and take off the stuck on pieces.


There is nothing about that story I would call cool.

Bro.
 
2014-01-20 03:58:22 PM  
I hate that fluffy charmin crap.

Shreds into nothing and gets stuck in my butt hair clumping into little balls.
 
2014-01-20 03:58:33 PM  

lockers: Who studies their poop every time they beef one out?


Right.  I just draw mine.
 
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