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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Professor lies about his laptop getting stolen instead of cleaning all the porn off of it   (press-citizen.com) divider line 19
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2014-01-20 03:06:52 PM
5 votes:

GameSprocket: What the hell is a "one-hitter"?



An almost perfect game.
2014-01-20 06:05:30 PM
3 votes:

Spuddy345: DEATH TO ALL THAT USE "OFF OF"!

Stupid construction.


For all intensive porpoises, "off of" can be perfeckly cromulent in some cases.
2014-01-20 02:41:11 PM
3 votes:
How the hell did he get porn on his laptop? I've never once seen a laptop with a VHS player on it.

Are there VHS players with USB compatibility? Oh my god what have I been missing out on all these years?!
2014-01-21 12:44:11 AM
2 votes:

Jument: ReapTheChaos: Who downloads porn anymore? Just stream it like everyone else does. If you like a video and want to watch it again later just save the url in your favorites, which can be deleted pretty quick if you need to.

One day the site that is hosting your favorite video is going to go under and then where will you be!


Options then:
a) wave your dick frantically at the screen, screaming WHAR PR0N WHAR?
b) surf for more pr0n
c) find something else to fap to
2014-01-20 03:37:22 PM
2 votes:

Bslim: OH THANK GOD! THANK GOD, they hot the weed. Now we can all feel safer.


I hot the weed, too. Unless I'm eating it. Sometimes even then, too.
2014-01-20 02:48:24 PM
2 votes:

GameSprocket: What the hell is a "one-hitter"?


Now try to bare with me because this is Kind of complicated...
2014-01-20 02:43:01 PM
2 votes:
The porn was Gilligan's.
2014-01-20 02:42:07 PM
2 votes:
What the hell is a "one-hitter"?
2014-01-20 04:40:07 PM
1 votes:

Pork1: Persnickety: Well, at least now we know what he was doing all that time instead fixing the hole in the boat.

+1


www.nndb.com

RIP Perfessor

2014-01-20 04:29:22 PM
1 votes:
fc07.deviantart.net
He needed a place for his stuff...
2014-01-20 03:27:36 PM
1 votes:
HairBolus: Thingster: That must be some grade A stuff (or this guy is pretty dim - he is a professor and all), to report the computer stolen to save his porn.

He's a lecturer who teaches jazz trumpet and his band, Equilateral, still has its website located at MySpace. - no requirement for computer competence here.


Trumpet, or skin flute?
2014-01-20 03:19:09 PM
1 votes:

GameSprocket: What the hell is a "one-hitter"?



It's close to pitching a perfect game in baseball but that's not important right now.
2014-01-20 03:17:03 PM
1 votes:

CleanAndPure: miss diminutive: Downloading porn on his work computer? Idiot.

I always borrow someone else's work computer when downloading pr0n.


Make sure to spread the pr0n randomly across at least 45 separate nested folders.

It's like Easter!
2014-01-20 03:07:46 PM
1 votes:
Two words, flash drive.
2014-01-20 03:05:10 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: Downloading porn on his work computer? Idiot.


I always borrow someone else's work computer when downloading pr0n.
2014-01-20 03:03:30 PM
1 votes:

brandnewchair: i realize not everyone has money to throw around,
but having your own personal laptop for porn (and whatever else one might use a computer for) seems like a good investment.


I don't think there is any other use for a computer.
2014-01-20 02:57:41 PM
1 votes:
He could have said his dog ate it.
2014-01-20 02:46:40 PM
1 votes:

Fafai: GameSprocket: What the hell is a "one-hitter"?

It's a pipe with a bowl just big enough for one hit.


SHAZAM!  What will they think of next!

Also, know as a "concert pipe".
2014-01-20 02:43:43 PM
1 votes:
i realize not everyone has money to throw around,
but having your own personal laptop for porn (and whatever else one might use a computer for) seems like a good investment.
 
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