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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Professor lies about his laptop getting stolen instead of cleaning all the porn off of it   (press-citizen.com) divider line 106
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2014-01-21 02:17:37 AM

lack of warmth: EdNortonsTwin: Why is it always the music teacher?

Band camp.


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This one time ....
 
2014-01-21 02:40:52 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: Jument: ReapTheChaos: Who downloads porn anymore? Just stream it like everyone else does. If you like a video and want to watch it again later just save the url in your favorites, which can be deleted pretty quick if you need to.

One day the site that is hosting your favorite video is going to go under and then where will you be!

Options then:
a) wave your dick frantically at the screen, screaming WHAR PR0N WHAR?



I was always told that one was supposed to put ones HANDS in the air and wave them like one just didn't care.
 
2014-01-21 07:31:16 AM

TinyFist: Are there VHS players with USB compatibility? Oh my god what have I been missing out on all these years?!


There are USB turntables and I've seen a cassette one as well so I'm actually going with yes, there is a VHS player that connects to USB.
 
2014-01-21 07:39:22 AM

brandnewchair: i realize not everyone has money to throw around,
but having your own personal laptop for porn (and whatever else one might use a computer for) seems like a good investment.


At every site I've worked on I've always had my phone or a laptop or these days my iPad stuffed in to my shoulder bag as well as whatever the site has issued.  I've encountered too many numpty people that think stopping tech support from hitting Google, StackExchange and such will improve productivity.

The few numpties who've complained about me whipping out my personal device and bypassing this have had it explained to them that "The very expensive contractor we pay per hour should be working as rapidly as possible, if doing that means they finish up sooner let them or we take their overtime out of your budget." by senior management.

/Blocking Facebook I get.
//Google and Stackexchange I really don't.
 
2014-01-21 11:03:46 AM
Spuddy345: DEATH TO ALL THAT USE "OFF OF"!
Stupid construction.
D'accord. I stop reading papers when that construction is used.


Interesting.  Personally I stop reading when people whip out French terms for no apparent reason.  There are a dozen different ways to indicate agreement without confusing most of the readers.  (My high school French had no problem understanding it, but my douchewad detector still rang.)

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If you want to live dangerously get a free disc scrubber, transfer the pron to an external drive and then scrub the blank sectors with 20+ random write overs.


Oscar, you were right on, up until that point.  The rewrites are pointless and a waste of disk life.  The first wipe makes everything irretrievable; this has been demonstrated.

Numptie??

Numptie??
 
2014-01-21 04:05:14 PM
a friend of mine works for a small school district in the desert. they have loaner laptops that teachers can borrow. one day a male teacher brought one of the laptops back to the district office. it linked to the main computer system for the district & started syncing, which caused it to upload some porn to the system. if it was a school day, then the porn would have been accessible to any kid on a school computer. needless to say he got arrested & fired.
 
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