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(Huffington Post)   Porn star opens her zipper and reveals what she carries in her luggage   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line 129
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2014-01-20 02:21:43 PM  
The adult actress, now perhaps best known in the mainstream media for her sex toys marketed toward "bronies,"

www.technobuffalo.com
 
2014-01-20 02:41:46 PM  
Valtrex, alum, and a squeegee?
 
2014-01-20 02:51:57 PM  
Meanwhile, Chanel Preston said she couldn't live without her promotional product and her flats, "because walking around in heels all day sucks!"

I finally have something in common with a pornstar.

/well that and the gangbangs
 
2014-01-20 03:12:54 PM  
biatchslap from Hasbro in 3... 2.. 1...
 
2014-01-20 03:16:15 PM  

miss diminutive: Meanwhile, Chanel Preston said she couldn't live without her promotional product and her flats, "because walking around in heels all day sucks!"

I finally have something in common with a pornstar.

/well that and the gangbangs


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-20 03:23:53 PM  
... and the fourth suitcase is for my emotional baggage *zip*  DADDY!  So THAT'S where you've been hiding for the last decade!
 
2014-01-20 03:36:50 PM  
The adult actress, now perhaps best known in the mainstream media for her sex toys marketed toward "bronies,"


images.t-nation.com
 
2014-01-20 03:50:00 PM  

miss diminutive: Meanwhile, Chanel Preston said she couldn't live without her promotional product and her flats, "because walking around in heels all day sucks!"

I finally have something in common with a pornstar.

/well that and the gangbangs


How YOU ... oh nevermind, every guy in here does that to you.
 
2014-01-20 03:53:02 PM  
The adult actress...brought four chest-sized bags to the convention center in Las Vegas, full of all the necessities.

Whose chest?
 
2014-01-20 03:54:21 PM  
He was right.

cdn.chud.com
 
2014-01-20 03:54:29 PM  
The adult actress, now perhaps best known in the mainstream media for her sex toys marketed toward "bronies,"

img.fark.net

Seconded.

/and I consider myself a Brony
 
2014-01-20 03:57:47 PM  
I'm going to start a sex toy line marketed to Doctor Who fans.
 
2014-01-20 04:00:00 PM  

brap: ... and the fourth suitcase is for my emotional baggage *zip*  DADDY!  So THAT'S where you've been hiding for the last decade!


Nice.......
 
2014-01-20 04:01:19 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I'm going to start a sex toy line marketed to Doctor Who fans.


Will it be wibbley-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff?
 
2014-01-20 04:03:15 PM  
i.huffpost.com

Oh myyyyyyyyyyyy
 
2014-01-20 04:03:46 PM  

real_headhoncho: The adult actress, now perhaps best known in the mainstream media for her sex toys marketed toward "bronies,"

[img.fark.net image 240x228]

Seconded.

/and I consider myself a Brony


Eh. If you follow the links, you find it's just butt plugs with colored horse tails, and a porn video in which the actresses find themselves in Ponyville, wearing fake ears and the plugs. Pretty tame stuff, honestly, and not even internally consistent - the men in Ponyville aren't wearing tails.
 
2014-01-20 04:08:51 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: [i.huffpost.com image 570x357]

Oh myyyyyyyyyyyy


could have died happy having never seen that. how do you keep the santorum off the hair?
 
2014-01-20 04:09:42 PM  
It's not "luggage" when you're attending a farking trade show.

her luggage contained normal shiat, her merch for the trade show was just that, merch.

Lame "story" is lame, just written to be titillating.
 
2014-01-20 04:12:19 PM  

Sybarite: The adult actress, now perhaps best known in the mainstream media for her sex toys marketed toward "bronies,"


I have not idea what a "brony" is so....
 
2014-01-20 04:14:27 PM  
Never heard of this chick before but hey, congrats article you worked and now I'll check her out.
 
2014-01-20 04:14:39 PM  
I wonder if there's a brony (who owns one) here brave enough to come forward and give his 2 cents on said 'brony sex toy.'
 
2014-01-20 04:20:01 PM  

Bigedmond: Sybarite: The adult actress, now perhaps best known in the mainstream media for her sex toys marketed toward "bronies,"

I have not idea what a "brony" is so....


They are the older male fans of the latest version of the My Little Pony cartoon.  An odd thing for a cartoon show who's prime demographic is little girls to have older male fans, yet can be explained by the facts that the quality of the cartoon is of such a high standard when it comes to animation, characters, stories, songs and positive messages without being bland or preachy that instead of "A cartoon show for little girls" it should be regarded as "A cartoon show that everyone can enjoy including little girls".
 
2014-01-20 04:25:14 PM  

real_headhoncho: Bigedmond: Sybarite: The adult actress, now perhaps best known in the mainstream media for her sex toys marketed toward "bronies,"

I have not idea what a "brony" is so....

They are the older male fans of the latest version of the My Little Pony cartoon.  An odd thing for a cartoon show who's prime demographic is little girls to have older male fans, yet can be explained by the facts that the quality of the cartoon is of such a high standard when it comes to animation, characters, stories, songs and positive messages without being bland or preachy that instead of "A cartoon show for little girls" it should be regarded as "A cartoon show that everyone can enjoy including little girls".


Now the poor farker has to spend the rest of his life wondering why there are sex toys marketed towards the adult male fans of a TV show for female children.
 
2014-01-20 04:26:03 PM  

Bigedmond: Sybarite: The adult actress, now perhaps best known in the mainstream media for her sex toys marketed toward "bronies,"

I have not idea what a "brony" is so....


Lucky you. Someone will be along shortly to ruin your innocence.
 
2014-01-20 04:27:08 PM  
There's also a ton of jokes/references that adults 30s and up will get. Pinkie Pie negotiating with the tomato merchant was a nod to Looney Tunes.
 
2014-01-20 04:27:27 PM  
With a very appropriate top sidebar picture (posting it here in case it changes)

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-01-20 04:29:27 PM  

twistedmetal: brap: ... and the fourth suitcase is for my emotional baggage *zip*  DADDY!  So THAT'S where you've been hiding for the last decade!

Nice.......


...except for the pesky fact that, on average, porn stars are better emotionally adjusted and happier than other people.
 
2014-01-20 04:30:34 PM  

miss diminutive: /well that and the gangbangs


EIP
 
2014-01-20 04:30:56 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: [i.huffpost.com image 570x357]

Oh myyyyyyyyyyyy


Not a single one of those is even close to correct if she's going for the Mane Six.

That said, pony play WAY predates ANY gen MLP,  Somepony's just trying to make a few bits off a trend.
 
2014-01-20 04:31:26 PM  
She packs like a whore.
 
2014-01-20 04:31:53 PM  

cgraves67: Now the poor farker has to spend the rest of his life wondering why there are sex toys marketed towards


I'm going to stop you there and just ask you is there anything that sex toys are not marketed towards?
 
2014-01-20 04:33:49 PM  
I think what annoys me the most about "bronies" is that when men like a show aimed at little girls, they get their own identifier, have conventions, and are generally considered harmless.  Meanwhile, when women like a show aimed at little boys, they cancel the show.
 
2014-01-20 04:34:21 PM  

ravenlore: Not a single one of those is even close to correct if she's going for the Mane Six.


The leftmost two aren't Fluttershy and Applejack, respectively?

/why do I know this?
 
2014-01-20 04:36:18 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I'm going to start a sex toy line marketed to Doctor Who fans.


Fleshlights that are bigger on the inside?
 
2014-01-20 04:36:49 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: [i.huffpost.com image 570x357]

Oh myyyyyyyyyyyy


You know, it sounded bad, but now that I see it...

It's worse than I imagined.

/except for DVDs, looks like she packs like every other woman I've ever traveled with
 
2014-01-20 04:36:54 PM  

Cheron: 7th Son of a 7th Son: [i.huffpost.com image 570x357]

Oh myyyyyyyyyyyy

could have died happy having never seen that. how do you keep the santorum off the hair?


JFC.
 
2014-01-20 04:40:02 PM  
You folks want to be really shocked?

Look up the price for one of her "pony plugs"

/for that much, better come with an actual pony
 
2014-01-20 04:40:24 PM  

mcmnky: 7th Son of a 7th Son: [i.huffpost.com image 570x357]

Oh myyyyyyyyyyyy

You know, it sounded bad, but now that I see it...

It's worse than I imagined.

/except for DVDs, looks like she packs like every other woman I've ever traveled with


The women you travel with bring a bunch of buttplugs?
 
2014-01-20 04:43:21 PM  

bearded clamorer: Valtrex, alum, and a squeegee?


www.chatteryak.com
 
2014-01-20 04:46:41 PM  
Well allllllrighty then. The truth is never as hot as the fantasy.
 
2014-01-20 04:48:24 PM  

Theaetetus: mcmnky: 7th Son of a 7th Son: [i.huffpost.com image 570x357]

Oh myyyyyyyyyyyy

You know, it sounded bad, but now that I see it...

It's worse than I imagined.

/except for DVDs, looks like she packs like every other woman I've ever traveled with

The women you travel with bring a bunch of buttplugs?


Maybe not several, but my gal brings toys along. Sex is fun.
 
2014-01-20 04:51:05 PM  

real_headhoncho: cgraves67: Now the poor farker has to spend the rest of his life wondering why there are sex toys marketed towards

I'm going to stop you there and just ask you is there anything that sex toys are not marketed towards?


www.jesus-is-savior.com
 
2014-01-20 04:51:41 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: twistedmetal: brap: ... and the fourth suitcase is for my emotional baggage *zip*  DADDY!  So THAT'S where you've been hiding for the last decade!

Nice.......

...except for the pesky fact that, on average, porn stars are better emotionally adjusted and happier than other people.



You mean like, being able to take a joke emotionally adjusted and happier?

- I can kid because I am a porn star with absent daddy issues.
 
2014-01-20 04:56:40 PM  

Theaetetus: real_headhoncho: The adult actress, now perhaps best known in the mainstream media for her sex toys marketed toward "bronies,"

[img.fark.net image 240x228]

Seconded.

/and I consider myself a Brony

Eh. If you follow the links, you find it's just butt plugs with colored horse tails, and a porn video in which the actresses find themselves in Ponyville, wearing fake ears and the plugs. Pretty tame stuff, honestly, and not even internally consistent - the men in Ponyville aren't wearing tails.


You sound disappointed.
 
2014-01-20 04:57:56 PM  

real_headhoncho: cgraves67: Now the poor farker has to spend the rest of his life wondering why there are sex toys marketed towards

I'm going to stop you there and just ask you is there anything that sex toys are not marketed towards?


I've found that I still have ONE safe Google search when I am testing out a user's computer... "Puppies" is still a safe search. That's pretty much it, though.
 
2014-01-20 04:58:44 PM  
Pony plugs yet not ONE single Doc Johnson quality-rated dildo. And you call yourself a porn star. Sheeeesh.
 
2014-01-20 05:02:24 PM  

jso2897: Theaetetus: real_headhoncho: The adult actress, now perhaps best known in the mainstream media for her sex toys marketed toward "bronies,"

[img.fark.net image 240x228]

Seconded.

/and I consider myself a Brony

Eh. If you follow the links, you find it's just butt plugs with colored horse tails, and a porn video in which the actresses find themselves in Ponyville, wearing fake ears and the plugs. Pretty tame stuff, honestly, and not even internally consistent - the men in Ponyville aren't wearing tails.

You sound disappointed.


media.steampowered.com
Sometimes, I really question your commitment to pony play.
 
2014-01-20 05:03:32 PM  

Sybarite: The adult actress, now perhaps best known in the mainstream media for her sex toys marketed toward "bronies,"

[www.technobuffalo.com image 295x221]


I was gonna say - that suitcase looks like a unicorn with diarrhea took a big, messy dump in it.
 
2014-01-20 05:03:46 PM  
What? No lumbar pillow or knee pads?
 
2014-01-20 05:04:24 PM  
perhaps best known in the mainstream media for her sex toys marketed toward "bronies,"

gifrific.com
 
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