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NFA [TotalFark]
2014-01-20 10:52:25 AM
So men are going to stop shaving their faces because they occasionally cut themselves with the razor?  Women are going to stop shaving their legs because the occasionally cut themselves?  Why aren't they calling this a public health hazard?  The New Republic should get their heads out of other peoples pants.

Personally, the New Republic needs to go back to espousing really bad economic plans and politics.  It's what they do best!
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-01-20 11:51:26 AM
 
2014-01-20 12:03:16 PM
Stubble burn or a nice soft hair pillow for my face. Not a tough decision.
 
2014-01-20 12:25:42 PM
Vulvas, not vaginas.
 
2014-01-20 12:31:06 PM
My first wife was unable to walk after complications from a freak Flowbee accident.
 
2014-01-20 12:37:35 PM

bearded clamorer: My first wife was unable to walk after complications from a freak Flowbee accident.


There is so much right with everything in this post.
 
2014-01-20 12:46:34 PM
That's why lasers should be employed. Lasers would never hurt you.
 
2014-01-20 12:46:56 PM

bearded clamorer: My first wife was unable to walk after complications from a freak Flowbee accident.


i586.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-20 12:53:16 PM

bostonguy: Vulvas, not vaginas.


Labias would also be correct.
 
2014-01-20 12:56:42 PM

Beerguy: bostonguy: Vulvas, not vaginas.

Labias would also be correct.



Correct but the image wouldn't be nearly as funny.

Assless chaps.
 
2014-01-20 01:00:28 PM

bostonguy: Vulvas, not vaginas.


Mulva?
 
2014-01-20 01:01:09 PM
Hairless vaginas are a PUBIC health hazard.
 
2014-01-20 01:02:08 PM

Chris Ween: Hairless vaginas are a PUBIC health hazard.


yeah, missed opportunity there.
 
2014-01-20 01:03:02 PM
moans veneris
 
2014-01-20 01:03:47 PM
Let me translate the article... 

"I'm too lazy to trim my growler, so I want men to be forced to tolerate having to pick hair out of their teeth to go down on my nasty snatch, and calling them pedophiles isn't getting me laid anymore, so now I'll say that anyone that shaves and nicks themselves is a VICTIM OF AMERICAN APPAREL! QUICK! TO TUMBLR!"


Now, back to your regularly scheduled wharrgarbl.
 
2014-01-20 01:04:40 PM
This should be  a great thread.......I'll be back
 
2014-01-20 01:04:42 PM

Beerguy: Labias would also be correct.


"Labia" is already plural, so no.

You're also disregarding hair grown on the mons veneris and in the perineal area.
 
2014-01-20 01:04:59 PM

bostonguy: Vulvas, not vaginas.


They're vaginas to me, damn it!!!
 
2014-01-20 01:05:33 PM
And...  No.

The incidence of crab lice has gone down significantly since women started doing the right thing and shaving that shiat.

When is the last time you heard of someone getting crabs?  Almost unheard of these days, isn't it?

Oh, and who wants pubes stuck between the teeth?  Not me.  Keep shaving that thing.
 
2014-01-20 01:06:05 PM

baconbeard: bostonguy: Vulvas, not vaginas.

They're vaginas to me, damn it!!!


"i uh, mean the vagina in the royal vagina sense....as in all of the area of the vagina....area."
 
2014-01-20 01:06:06 PM
Just yesterday I happened to be looking for massage parlors on yelp (the therapeutic kind, not the happy fun time kind -- my back was hurting) and came across a review that's relevant to this article.   See the second review from the top.  Suffice it to say, I went elsewhere.
 
2014-01-20 01:06:54 PM
On the upside, cases of crabs are way down. So there's that.
 
2014-01-20 01:07:14 PM
I'll take it fully shaved or with a nice, tasteful design. Maybe a triangle. Or the Hitler. The Hitler is always nice.
 
2014-01-20 01:07:17 PM
....what about the taint?
 
2014-01-20 01:07:33 PM
DarkVader:When is the last time you heard of someone getting crabs?  Almost unheard of these days, isn't it?

My wife got me crabs on the night of my last birthday.  They were delicious.
 
2014-01-20 01:07:49 PM

AloysiusSnuffleupagus: On the upside, cases of crabs are way down. So there's that.


Dammit, DarkVader beat me to it.
 
2014-01-20 01:08:27 PM

vharshyde: Let me translate the article... 

"I'm too lazy to trim my growler, so I want men to be forced to tolerate having to pick hair out of their teeth to go down on my nasty snatch, and calling them pedophiles isn't getting me laid anymore, so now I'll say that anyone that shaves and nicks themselves is a VICTIM OF AMERICAN APPAREL! QUICK! TO TUMBLR!"


Now, back to your regularly scheduled wharrgarbl.



Contrasting...

Surgical prep has been migrating for quite a while now from shaving to close clipping hair.  It has been found that shaving with a razor creates lots of micro abrasions and increased chances for infection vs a close buzz cut.

Lotta sensitive stuff down in the nethers that are ripe for infection.
 
2014-01-20 01:08:30 PM

bostonguy: Vulvas, not vaginas.


English is a living language.  Words change meaning over time.
 
2014-01-20 01:09:16 PM

Beerguy: bostonguy: Vulvas, not vaginas.

Labias would also be correct.



Mons pubis
 
2014-01-20 01:10:11 PM
Fark: Where small breasts and hairy bush are in style.
 
2014-01-20 01:10:48 PM
Im reminded of that scene in Waiting. "Its so angry!!!"


/vulva bristles
 
2014-01-20 01:11:00 PM
unshaved mannequins?
 
2014-01-20 01:11:49 PM
The article is referring to data obtained from emergency room visits; and this -and other similar gems- comes from the article (referring to shaving "injuries"):
The most common site of injury was the external female genitalia (36 percent).
Who the heck cuts themselves bad enough with a consumer-level razor to warrant an emergency room visit?
Are straight razors back in vogue?
 
2014-01-20 01:12:12 PM
Merkins are the obvious solution to all your grooming problems
 
2014-01-20 01:12:18 PM
I'll take care of them for you.

All of them.
 
2014-01-20 01:12:47 PM
 
2014-01-20 01:12:56 PM

tricycleracer: Fark: Where small breasts and hairy bush are in style.


Hey, small breasts are nice.  Of course, so are big ones.  Medium is nice too.

But hairy bush will never be in style.
 
2014-01-20 01:13:03 PM
Lol you gashed your gash, vapid coonts...
 
2014-01-20 01:13:23 PM

mentallo69: This should be  a great thread.......I'll be back


Hurry! Lock the door!
 
2014-01-20 01:13:33 PM
Huh, women over 65 have pubic hair.
 
2014-01-20 01:13:38 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-20 01:14:51 PM

tricycleracer: Fark: Where small breasts and hairy bush are in style.


small, perky breasts +2
hairy bush -1
 
2014-01-20 01:16:27 PM
I'm not a fan of a totally shaved vag. However things need to be kept in check to the point hair is not getting stuck in teeth. That's unpleasant.
 
2014-01-20 01:16:43 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-20 01:16:54 PM
My preference is "willing".
 
2014-01-20 01:17:06 PM

Plissken: The article is referring to data obtained from emergency room visits; and this -and other similar gems- comes from the article (referring to shaving "injuries"):
The most common site of injury was the external female genitalia (36 percent).
Who the heck cuts themselves bad enough with a consumer-level razor to warrant an emergency room visit?
Are straight razors back in vogue?


Among idiots, yes, straight razors are back in vogue.  Something about "shaving the way your grandfather did" or some such nonsense.

As for me, I do shave the way my grandfather did - with a Remington.  I've even got his old razor, it's the plug-in kind, no battery.  I prefer my rechargeable rotary, though.
 
2014-01-20 01:17:22 PM

DarkVader: tricycleracer: Fark: Where small breasts and hairy bush are in style.

Hey, small breasts are nice.  Of course, so are big ones.  Medium is nice too.

But hairy bush will never be in style.


I dunno... it does tend to hide some of those freaky bits of skin that some women have. What's with the snood? Are you hiding a turkey in there?
 
2014-01-20 01:17:25 PM
I don't mind have a little something to play with.  Shaved isn't much of a problem, either.  If I have to grab the machete, there's a problem.
 
2014-01-20 01:17:32 PM

DarkVader: bostonguy: Vulvas, not vaginas.

English is a living language.  Words change meaning over time.


It's anatomy.  The vagina is hairless, the vulva, labia etc. may not be.

Or are you one of those people who teaches children to say 'pee-pee' or stupid things like 'front butt' for female offspring.

I, for one, don't like the shaved look.  I've tried trimming, but either one itches me like I have have public lice.  Seriously, my hair follicles are not to be messed apparently.
 
2014-01-20 01:17:37 PM

Plissken: The article is referring to data obtained from emergency room visits; and this -and other similar gems- comes from the article (referring to shaving "injuries"):
The most common site of injury was the external female genitalia (36 percent).
Who the heck cuts themselves bad enough with a consumer-level razor to warrant an emergency room visit?
Are straight razors back in vogue?


Reminded me of this.
 
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