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2014-01-20 09:56:37 AM  
Original:
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-20 01:01:12 PM  
s18.postimg.org
 
2014-01-20 05:02:11 PM  
No, I will NOT do the Happy Feet dance for you.

asshole.
 
2014-01-20 05:03:19 PM  
He says we should have taken a right in Tiera Del Fuego.
 
2014-01-20 05:03:40 PM  
wanna "date" with my sister?
 
2014-01-20 05:05:20 PM  
So the mechanic comes in and says I blew a gasket, and I said no, that's just ice cream.
 
2014-01-20 05:05:58 PM  
...and that's when I turned around and slapped the whale upside his head. Yeah, he didn't know what hit him.


ooops, vote enabled.
 
2014-01-20 05:06:30 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-20 05:07:47 PM  
"This one time ... at Marching Camp ..."
 
2014-01-20 05:08:05 PM  
Martha: Look John, isn't it so cute you could eat it right up?
John: Yeah, it's totes adorb.
Penguin: Eep! Land orcas! I'm done for!
 
2014-01-20 05:11:45 PM  
"...and I said to the mechanic 'No, I just had some ice cream.' "
 
2014-01-20 05:11:55 PM  
WELL I'M THE BEST CORNER IN THE GAME. WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY RECEIVER LIKE CRABTREE THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GONNA GET!
 
2014-01-20 05:17:18 PM  
don't kill me,, okay?
 
2014-01-20 05:17:47 PM  
Are you a duck?

I'm not a duck, you stupid... human.
 
2014-01-20 05:17:58 PM  
img.fark.net

"So you chicks is completely plucked, no down or nothin'?"
 
2014-01-20 05:25:56 PM  
OMAHA! OMAHA!
 
2014-01-20 05:29:07 PM  
"Menage-a-what?!"
 
2014-01-20 05:37:29 PM  
"Shouldn't we be naked?"
"Dammit, Frank, don't you EVER read the entire headline?

/now with voting
//fark the mobile site
 
2014-01-20 05:39:48 PM  
"So I said 'Wrecked'em?!?  Damn near killed 'em!'"
 
2014-01-20 05:40:37 PM  
"if you are not going to regurgitate half digested fish into my mouth, you can be moving along"
 
2014-01-20 05:42:03 PM  
"Once you go Penguin you never go back"
 
2014-01-20 05:56:40 PM  
"I can't wait to tell my grand-chicks, 'one time I met the extinct hairless apes when I was just knee-high to an Albatross...'"
 
2014-01-20 06:12:04 PM  
I'll take you to my cousins place, he'll give you a deal and doesn't have all the tourist crap
 
2014-01-20 06:18:30 PM  
"Every damn time I see a human they ask me 'Is it cold enough for you?' Guess what...yes it's forking cold! You're not being funny, you're not being original. You're being an asshole! Just shut up, take your picture and go home!"
 
2014-01-20 06:21:03 PM  
"D'awww, look at that little fellow!"
"I think he's trying to tell us something? Whatcha sayin' little fella?"
(translated from penguin) "Get lost you farking pedos - I'm naked! RAPE RAAAAPE!!!"
 
2014-01-20 06:32:05 PM  
"I still think Burgess Meredith was better than Devito.  Way less creepy."
 
2014-01-20 06:38:17 PM  
i758.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-20 06:43:09 PM  
"Hey look a football"
 
2014-01-20 06:44:51 PM  
So, are you ladies out clubbing on ladies night?  Because I saw some seals you might be interested in.
 
2014-01-20 06:54:17 PM  
"S'up?"
 
2014-01-20 06:55:03 PM  
So, next you say to me, "looks like it's going to be cold tomorrow" and then we all look up at the sky.  And then we look at each other and we say, "ayup" together.
 
2014-01-20 06:55:44 PM  
"Actually we CAN tell each other apart. See Frank there behind you? He's the only one with difficulty, we suspect he has blurred vision."
 
2014-01-20 08:40:01 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-20 08:50:29 PM  
Excuse me, but perchance to you happen to know the score of the Pittsburgh hockey game?
 
2014-01-20 09:24:19 PM  
Human #1: "touch sda1.img"
Human #2: "sudo cat sda1.ntfs-ptcl-img.gz.* | sudo gzip -d -c | sudo partclone.restore -C -s - -O /tmp/sda1.img"
Penguin: "ntfs-3g -o loop sda1.img /mnt"
Human #1: "You'll mount anything, won't you?"
 
2014-01-21 01:04:12 AM  
No damn it, we do not sound anything like Morgan Freeman!
 
2014-01-21 05:27:58 AM  
Slide.
 
2014-01-21 12:20:50 PM  
Can either of you fellas tell me what 'titty sprinkles' are ?
 
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