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(EuroNews)   In yesterday's news: Patriots beaten by Broncos, 49ers beaten by Seahawks, and Satan beaten by Turnips   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Satans, Patriots, Seahawks, current rating  
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2014-01-20 09:03:15 AM  
I'm taking the over on Turnips next year.
2014-01-20 09:44:41 AM  

SmackLT: I'm taking the over on Turnips next year.

I had Satan +2000 turnips. That jackass cost me a hundred bucks.
2014-01-20 09:47:35 AM  
Well there's a recording I can take off my DVR thanks a lot Fark.
2014-01-20 09:49:01 AM  
I certainly hope subby had the express written permission of fox and the nfl to disseminate that information so freely.
2014-01-20 09:49:16 AM  
Let ye who hath never stolen souls cast the first turnip
2014-01-20 09:49:49 AM
2014-01-20 09:50:44 AM  
Sounds like the Spanish version of "Shoot the Freak".
2014-01-20 09:51:06 AM  
I call shenanigans.  The real Satan would never allow himself to lose to Turnips.

/didn't rtfa
2014-01-20 09:55:42 AM  
What about pointed sticks?
2014-01-20 09:56:05 AM  
I love it. I love this carrot.
2014-01-20 09:58:07 AM  
Satan will go after Richard Sherman in free agency.  Turnips are just mediocre anyway.
2014-01-20 09:58:19 AM  
I read that wrong.   Beating off Satan with Turnips.
2014-01-20 10:00:33 AM
2014-01-20 10:01:21 AM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: I read that wrong.   Beating off Satan with Turnips.

Sounds kinda sexy.
2014-01-20 10:04:27 AM  
Picked 'em both
'Bout time...
2014-01-20 10:09:55 AM  
What is it about Spain and throwing food?
2014-01-20 10:19:27 AM  

Thudfark: [ image 416x365]

What a coincidence, I have a thingy shaped just like a turnip!
2014-01-20 10:34:39 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Thudfark: [ image 416x365]

What a coincidence, I have a thingy shaped just like a turnip!

You should see a barber about that
2014-01-20 10:35:07 AM  
That was one of those links on FARK that automatically <screetch>> stopped, then reversed my scrolling.  "OK, WTF?"

Saw a "running of the bulls" in a town in France, once.  One of them bolted off the street and through a row of outdoor café tables.  Sent the patrons and everything else flying.  I was across the street, and thought it was one of the funniest damn things I'd ever seen.  (Had a hasty escape strategy in case one of them had come my direction.)
2014-01-20 11:27:09 AM  
1. Sports scores don't qualify as news.
2. Turnip exorcisms are definitely more interesting than most sports.
3. Unless it's a sport involving turnips and demons. That might be cool.
2014-01-20 11:52:29 AM  

ZeroCorpse: 1. Sports scores don't qualify as news.

You sound like you bet on the wrong team
2014-01-20 11:56:34 AM  
So in Spain, the old guys keep turnips on their belts?

Or do the young women keep turnips in their purses, just in case?
2014-01-20 12:29:42 PM  
And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever... because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.
2014-01-20 12:35:20 PM
2014-01-20 02:51:14 PM  
So what shall we call it?
The 'Bong' Bowl or the 'Weed' Bowl?
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