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(The Guardian Express)   U.S. troops could return to the Middle East to train Iraqi soldiers. What do we need to train them for? We've been fighting them for more than ten years and still haven't been able to beat them   (guardianlv.com) divider line 11
    More: Unlikely, Iraqi soldiers, Iraqis, Middle East, U.S., United States Army, special forces, train Iraqi, Anbar Province  
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2014-01-20 11:16:45 AM
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LZeitgeist: Smeggy Smurf: Wasn't Fartbongo saying we had Al-Qaeda on the run not too long ago?

See, this is the most retarded nickname ever created.

What is the phonetic logic that gets from O-BA-MA to FART-BONG-O? It makes no farking sense.

Can somebody explain how this bit of stupidity was generated?


First it was born a Muslim in Kenya...
2014-01-20 10:58:33 AM
2 votes:
i512.photobucket.com
2014-01-20 09:12:40 AM
2 votes:
Send in Dick Cheney.
2014-01-20 12:13:15 PM
1 votes:

ShawnDoc: LZeitgeist: Smeggy Smurf: Wasn't Fartbongo saying we had Al-Qaeda on the run not too long ago?

See, this is the most retarded nickname ever created.

What is the phonetic logic that gets from O-BA-MA to FART-BONG-O? It makes no farking sense.

Can somebody explain how this bit of stupidity was generated?

A lot of anti-Obama and birthers don't like using his real name and like to use childish nicknames for him. So during a Fark thread a long time back farmers were mocking them and trying to come up with the next stupid nickname, and someone suggested fartbongo and it caught on.


Plenty of people still refer to him as Barry Soetero
2014-01-20 11:51:51 AM
1 votes:
Farmers should have been farkers.
2014-01-20 11:49:42 AM
1 votes:

Therion: Send in Dick Cheney.


I hear he's handy with a shotgun.

/ BOOM, headshot!
2014-01-20 11:41:10 AM
1 votes:
The problem is the rules of engagement.  If we let our troops fight with the ferocity that the Department of Education SWAT team uses on our own citizens who might (or might not) owe on their student loans, Iraq would be as tame as downtown Duluth on a Tuesday morning.  Problem is, we never hit foreign enemies as hard as we hit our own people.
2014-01-20 11:23:52 AM
1 votes:

dr.zaeus: LZeitgeist: Smeggy Smurf: Wasn't Fartbongo saying we had Al-Qaeda on the run not too long ago?

See, this is the most retarded nickname ever created.

What is the phonetic logic that gets from O-BA-MA to FART-BONG-O? It makes no farking sense.

Can somebody explain how this bit of stupidity was generated?

I don't know either, but the earliest thing I could find (at least within the general time frame of Obama's election) was this little gem from a Hawaii-blog in 2008 discussing Jon & Kate Plus Eight.

http://www.hawaiithreads.com/showthread.php?t=14645&page=2

Re: Jon & Kate Plus Eight

I'm a Korean hapa and while I was growing up we sometimes called a fart "bongo", which is a loose pronunciation of bangu/pangu, which after a little googling, I now find is the Korean word for gas passing.

Last edited by mapen; September 4th, 2008 at 08:10 AM.


Still doesn't really make a direct connection, but I appreciate your effort in trying to explain.
2014-01-20 11:03:45 AM
1 votes:
I have an idea. let's have the oil and contracting companies that had us go in there and secure long term contracts for them in the first place do it.
2014-01-20 10:59:58 AM
1 votes:
It won't be US Troops, it'll be private US contractors. Those wonderful free-market private contractors that we all know and love.

Besides, the troops have too much to do proving PTSD and getting weed prescriptions.
2014-01-20 10:48:12 AM
1 votes:
Wasn't Fartbongo saying we had Al-Qaeda on the run not too long ago?
 
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