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(WWE)   Will Daniel Bryan's turning on the Wyatts be explained away by his concussion? Is John Cena going to marshal the forces of Team Fruity against Randy Orton's little bag defilermaniacs? Are Batista's pink shirts going to return to WWE RAW, 8 PM on USA?   (wwe.com) divider line 1557
    More: Interesting, Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton, Team Fruity, marshals, John Cena  
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2014-01-20 09:04:13 AM
Train, say your prayers, take your vitamins, and remember to deposit a healthy bowel movement into the nearest hand or gym bag.
 
2014-01-20 09:27:06 AM
Tonight on Raw:

scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-01-20 09:30:53 AM
I was at a local indie event this weekend and I saw ZERO Cena shirts.  Half the kids had Bryan shirts on and all of them were doing YES! chants.

WWE has planted seeds of doubt along the Daniel Bryan road.  It is great.
 
2014-01-20 10:13:02 AM
Richard Sherman would make a great heel mouthpiece for someone. Imagine a returning Shelton Benjamin with Sherman as his manager.
 
2014-01-20 10:18:12 AM
We have seen bombastic athletes try and do wrestling promos. Richard can stay in the NFL.
 
2014-01-20 10:52:08 AM

Gunny Highway: We have seen bombastic athletes try and do wrestling promos. Richard can stay in the NFL.


Well, he's no Mike Adamle.
 
2014-01-20 11:02:17 AM
He has future TNA Tag Champ written all over him.

/sorry, Dixie
 
2014-01-20 11:15:03 AM
The one week I get a headline in early, and I get the red light of doom.  :(  Oh well, lol.


Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)


originally created by ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman



1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly heel we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla, that's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on T
 
2014-01-20 11:19:19 AM
Headband, jorts, and brightly colored shirt?  Bah Gawd, they ponified Cena!

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-20 11:31:13 AM
 
2014-01-20 12:34:58 PM

Gunny Highway: I was at a local indie event this weekend and I saw ZERO Cena shirts.  Half the kids had Bryan shirts on and all of them were doing YES! chants.

WWE has planted seeds of doubt along the Daniel Bryan road.  It is great.


Sure hope so.  Reports that they were gonna have the story go on until Elimination Chamber or WM itself before Danielson turned back and all he was supposed to do was have a midcard match in the Superdome with Bray are just insane.  Insane and frighteningly plausible, lol.
 
2014-01-20 12:36:57 PM

robsul82: Gunny Highway: I was at a local indie event this weekend and I saw ZERO Cena shirts.  Half the kids had Bryan shirts on and all of them were doing YES! chants.

WWE has planted seeds of doubt along the Daniel Bryan road.  It is great.

Sure hope so.  Reports that they were gonna have the story go on until Elimination Chamber or WM itself before Danielson turned back and all he was supposed to do was have a midcard match in the Superdome with Bray are just insane.  Insane and frighteningly plausible, lol.


I am not reading the dirt sheets from now until Mania.  They dont know shiat.  Everything they have done since Summer Slam suggests he is, at the very least, going to be in the WM main event.

/lots of eggs in this basket.
 
2014-01-20 12:37:37 PM
Also, if you havent seen what Robbie Brookside and Drew McIntyre are doing with Sheamus' Twitter account you should check it out.  Funny stuff.
 
2014-01-20 12:47:49 PM

Gunny Highway: robsul82: Gunny Highway: I was at a local indie event this weekend and I saw ZERO Cena shirts.  Half the kids had Bryan shirts on and all of them were doing YES! chants.

WWE has planted seeds of doubt along the Daniel Bryan road.  It is great.

Sure hope so.  Reports that they were gonna have the story go on until Elimination Chamber or WM itself before Danielson turned back and all he was supposed to do was have a midcard match in the Superdome with Bray are just insane.  Insane and frighteningly plausible, lol.

I am not reading the dirt sheets from now until Mania.  They dont know shiat.  Everything they have done since Summer Slam suggests he is, at the very least, going to be in the WM main event.

/lots of eggs in this basket.


We'll see, we'll see. Immediately when the Orton stuff started I was thinking "well, he's got to win the Rumble, right?" and then enough farking around and ghosts of farkups past started floating by that nervousness set in, heh.

Sting wrestling with his shirt on in front of 500 people in a high school gym!
 
2014-01-20 12:49:04 PM

robsul82: Sting wrestling with his shirt on in front of 500 people in a high school gym!


I am going to be sad now.  Sigh
 
2014-01-20 01:24:17 PM
clicked on the link instead of the thread.  my innuendo demon's giggling again, and what has been seen cannot be unseen: forget tramp stamps, lesnar's got a "hawaiian muscle fark" tattoo...  XD

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-20 02:32:36 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Headband, jorts, and brightly colored shirt?  Bah Gawd, they ponified Cena!

[img.fark.net image 640x480]


And speaking of things seen during this week's MLP

i6.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-20 03:11:13 PM
and thanks to the multiple wrestling threads this week and the repeated links to river pollution, this has worked itself loose from the naughty corner in my brain...

HIT THE MUSIC!

almost heaven- wrestlemania
muscled mountains
sweat running in rivers -
biceps bulging
thighs as thick as trees
bubblebutts in spandex
put me on my knees

cody rhodes, take me home
to your bed all night long
just like soda, mountain dew me
take me home, cody rhodes

all the fans are gathered at ringside
goin' crazy, cheering for their heros
punk and dusty, cena and the shield
miz is drinkin' moonshine
i've got reigns-drops in my eye

cody rhodes, take me home
to your bed all night long
just like soda, mountain dew me
take me home, cody rhodes

set up the match
and the entrance music calls 'em down
ring action reminds me of a different kinda fun
rollin' up the pinfalls there's a feelin'
that this shouldn't make me feel quite this way, quite this way

cody rhodes, take me home
to your bed all night long
just like soda, mountain dew me
take me home, cody rhodes

cody rhodes, take me home
to your bed all night long
just like soda, mountain dew me
take me home, cody rhodes
take me home, now cody rhodes
take me home, now cody rhodes
 
2014-01-20 03:31:27 PM

cynicalminion: biceps bulging


bulging biceps?

YEEAAHHHHH!!!
 
2014-01-20 03:41:57 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: cynicalminion: biceps bulging

bulging biceps?

YEEAAHHHHH!!!


i'm still gonna keep calling him snowflake.
 
2014-01-20 03:55:49 PM

cynicalminion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cynicalminion: biceps bulging

bulging biceps?

YEEAAHHHHH!!!

i'm still gonna keep calling him snowflake.


Can we call him Barry Bonds pony instead?  XD

He does have the same small gold earring as Bonds...
 
2014-01-20 03:57:36 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: cynicalminion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cynicalminion: biceps bulging

bulging biceps?

YEEAAHHHHH!!!

i'm still gonna keep calling him snowflake.

Can we call him Barry Bonds pony instead?  XD

He does have the same small gold earring as Bonds...


I'd  bet Bonds has a barbell tattoo on his ass, too.
 
2014-01-20 05:15:46 PM
Why isn't this in the politics tab?
 
2014-01-20 05:42:00 PM

nekom: Why isn't this in the politics tab?


Because fark you, that's why.
 
2014-01-20 05:47:48 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Headband, jorts, and brightly colored shirt?  Bah Gawd, they ponified Cena!

[img.fark.net image 640x480]


What's with this pony crap so early in the thread? Don;t you people know that the NPO is the faction of the year? WE'RE WHERE ITS AT BABY, YEAAAHHH!

img.fark.net

nPo 4Lyfe
 
2014-01-20 05:54:46 PM
So who comes out to interrupt Batista tonight? Or will they be smart and wait until RR to start a feud?
 
2014-01-20 05:57:38 PM
 
2014-01-20 06:02:05 PM
 
2014-01-20 06:23:41 PM

Gunny Highway: So who comes out to interrupt Batista tonight? Or will they be smart and wait until RR to start a feud?


ADR will get on the stick and complain about attention being paid to Batista...  Cue "I Walk Alone", Batista Bomb, Angry-faced flexing and posing
 
2014-01-20 06:33:25 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Gunny Highway: So who comes out to interrupt Batista tonight? Or will they be smart and wait until RR to start a feud?

ADR will get on the stick and complain about attention being paid to Batista...  Cue "I Walk Alone", Batista Bomb, Angry-faced flexing and posing


Suppose Batista throws ADR out of the Rumble.  Suppose ADR then sneaks back in so he can throw Batista out, and since this is an even year, it counts.  Imagine the thread if Danielson's still in the ring at this point, lol.
 
2014-01-20 07:05:38 PM
I'm so pissed I missed the end of Raw last week. Had no idea that crap fest would lead to that awesome of an ending.
 
2014-01-20 07:08:00 PM

irishman4: Tonight on Raw:

[scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 600x450]


This makes me so happy.
 
2014-01-20 07:08:12 PM
Hey guys, I've calmed down (and sobered up) from last night. I can put that unpleasantness behind and focus on Wrestlemania. Big ups to MLBA and tbaughm for being gracious winners. You guys are the epitome of what I imagine Seahawks think of when they think of the "12th Man." I hope I have been a good ambassador as a Niner fan.

OK, all that sappiness aside. It's back to chairshots and pony/no ponies!

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i.imgur.com

/Now with video!
 
2014-01-20 07:09:36 PM
I forgot this is the week Batista returns. Dammit. I forgot to buy alcohol.
 
2014-01-20 07:10:37 PM

cynicalminion: and thanks to the multiple wrestling threads this week and the repeated links to river pollution, this has worked itself loose from the naughty corner in my brain...

HIT THE MUSIC!

almost heaven- wrestlemania
muscled mountains
sweat running in rivers -
biceps bulging
thighs as thick as trees
bubblebutts in spandex
put me on my knees

cody rhodes, take me home
to your bed all night long
just like soda, mountain dew me
take me home, cody rhodes

all the fans are gathered at ringside
goin' crazy, cheering for their heros
punk and dusty, cena and the shield
miz is drinkin' moonshine
i've got reigns-drops in my eye

cody rhodes, take me home
to your bed all night long
just like soda, mountain dew me
take me home, cody rhodes

set up the match
and the entrance music calls 'em down
ring action reminds me of a different kinda fun
rollin' up the pinfalls there's a feelin'
that this shouldn't make me feel quite this way, quite this way

cody rhodes, take me home
to your bed all night long
just like soda, mountain dew me
take me home, cody rhodes

cody rhodes, take me home
to your bed all night long
just like soda, mountain dew me
take me home, cody rhodes
take me home, now cody rhodes
take me home, now cody rhodes


You twisted, sick person.

But that's why I like you.

Oh, and...

i750.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-20 07:10:43 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Headband, jorts, and brightly colored shirt?  Bah Gawd, they ponified Cena!

[img.fark.net image 640x480]


Incorrect. That pony is brown...obviously Darren Young. Don't you see the stripe on the shorts?
 
2014-01-20 07:11:11 PM

Gunny Highway: So who comes out to interrupt Batista tonight? Or will they be smart and wait until RR to start a feud?


Don't you mean Batist-ah?


And it'll be Del Rio
 
2014-01-20 07:15:03 PM
So do we have an injury pool for Batista?  I put $5 another torn back muscle.

Evening fWc.


HIT MY MUSIC!
 
2014-01-20 07:15:12 PM
Ok, so my wizard for the night:

There will be some huge melee at the end. Batista will come down and clean house, and be the lone person standing in the ring.

And then, 5 second before Raw goes off the air...


(GONG)
 
2014-01-20 07:16:18 PM

tbaughm: irishman4: Tonight on Raw:

[scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 600x450]

This makes me so happy.


there were a couple others also:

cdn.uproxx.com

fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-01-20 07:16:44 PM
Not going to lie - I may be watching Doctor Who (I'm on season 5) instead of RAW. I'll keep an eye on the thread to see what's-a-happening
 
2014-01-20 07:16:57 PM

irishman4: tbaughm: irishman4: Tonight on Raw:

[scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 600x450]

This makes me so happy.

there were a couple others also:

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x403]

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 510x384]


and i meant to post a link and not the second image. off to a good start, need another beer
 
2014-01-20 07:16:57 PM
No Mae Young tribute with Handteen mention, for shame subby for shame.

I'm looking at FNB first because deilermaniacs is his style of genius.
 
2014-01-20 07:17:21 PM
So... the two teams in the two states that have legalized marijuana are going to the Super Bowl...
 
2014-01-20 07:18:48 PM

WippitGuud: So... the two teams in the two states that have legalized marijuana are going to the Super Bowl...


...in New Jersey. Kinda takes all the fun out of it.
 
2014-01-20 07:23:40 PM

irishman4: tbaughm: irishman4: Tonight on Raw:

[scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 600x450]

This makes me so happy.

there were a couple others also:

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x403]

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 510x384]


Nice. I also saw this one earlier.
fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-01-20 07:23:47 PM
 
2014-01-20 07:25:31 PM
DB over Wyatt at Wrestlemania, Cena over Orton for the title

Raw the next night Cena gives DB a title shot like he promised

DB becomes Champ with Cena raising his hand (sharing the stage)

*drops mic*
 
2014-01-20 07:25:38 PM

nathanjr: irishman4: tbaughm: irishman4: Tonight on Raw:

[scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 600x450]

This makes me so happy.

there were a couple others also:

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x403]

[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 510x384]

Nice. I also saw this one earlier.
[fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 504x304]


It's even better than that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjiQ6yv0Dg4
 
2014-01-20 07:26:46 PM
ARMBAR!
 
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