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(ESPN)   David Stern takes time out from his busy schedule of retirement planning to give one more 'Fark You' to Mark Cuban   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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2014-01-20 12:06:34 AM  
I havn't even clicked the link yet and I know he's being a dickhead, whatever he said to Cuban.
 
2014-01-20 01:04:53 AM  
If two dickheads are being dickheads to each other, does anyone even care?
 
2014-01-20 01:24:00 AM  
Cubes said he wanted one last one before Stern left, if it was a fark you I think it was a quasi-affectionate fark you at this point, lol.
 
2014-01-20 02:00:50 AM  
The NBA will be better off with Stern gone.
 
2014-01-20 05:07:25 AM  
I don't give a fark about the NBA. Why would someone from Eastern Missouri give a fark about the NBA when we have SLU and Mizzou to watch?
 
2014-01-20 06:41:34 AM  
Cubes being Cubes.
 
2014-01-20 06:55:39 AM  
Subby can fark himself for the autoplay video.
 
2014-01-20 08:05:42 AM  
Too many Dallas threads about off field shenanigans. This is an outrage!
 
2014-01-20 08:07:37 AM  

Muta: Subby can fark himself for the autoplay video.


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You should join the NoScript master race
 
2014-01-20 08:09:05 AM  
anytime is a good time to say "fark you" to Mark Cuban..
 
2014-01-20 08:09:54 AM  

Muta: Subby can fark himself for the autoplay video.


It's ESPN. Are you new to the internet?
 
2014-01-20 08:37:13 AM  
Good on you Mark.

Say what you will, but it's nice having a fan own a sports team
 
2014-01-20 08:55:40 AM  

show me: I don't give a fark about the NBA. Why would someone from Eastern Missouri give a fark about the NBA when we have SLU and Mizzou to watch?


I can't stand to watch Mizzou play basketball anymore. I'd rather just get kicked in the balls and get it over with.
 
2014-01-20 08:58:48 AM  

baka-san: Good on you Mark.

Say what you will, but it's nice having a fan own a sports team


It was cool for a change when he first bought the team, but he is quickly turning into this generation's Jerry Jones.
 
2014-01-20 09:32:05 AM  
The only thing Spurs and Mavs Fans can agree in is our "fire of a 100 suns" burning hate of David Stern.  I don't know if its going to get much better, his replacement is his old assistant, and we have already seen Sleeved Jerseys, and possible advertisements creeping their way in.

David Stern can kiss the roundest, brownest, part of my ass
 
2014-01-20 09:48:41 AM  
Autoplay videos make the baby Jesus cry.
 
2014-01-20 09:58:18 AM  

DemoKnite: baka-san: Good on you Mark.

Say what you will, but it's nice having a fan own a sports team

It was cool for a change when he first bought the team, but he is quickly turning into this generation's Jerry Jones


Thought no one ever until you vomited that opinion.
 
2014-01-20 01:36:05 PM  

akuma976: The only thing Spurs and Mavs Fans can agree in is our "fire of a 100 suns" burning hate of David Stern.


They can get in line behind pretty much everyone in Seattle.
 
2014-01-20 04:39:28 PM  

lifeboat: Autoplay videos make the baby Jesus cry me stabby.

 
2014-01-20 06:31:33 PM  

akuma976: The only thing Spurs and Mavs Fans can agree in is our "fire of a 100 suns" burning hate of David Stern.  I don't know if its going to get much better, his replacement is his old assistant, and we have already seen Sleeved Jerseys, and possible advertisements creeping their way in.

David Stern can kiss the roundest, brownest, part of my ass


The head of your boyfriends cock?

/sorry
//first thought, hair trigger
 
2014-01-20 07:04:18 PM  

Shakes999: DemoKnite: baka-san: Good on you Mark.

Say what you will, but it's nice having a fan own a sports team

It was cool for a change when he first bought the team, but he is quickly turning into this generation's Jerry Jones

Thought no one ever until you vomited that opinion.


You obviously don't live in Dallas. Cuban is a half a billion miles away from Jones when it comes to self esteem and idiocracy on running a great franchise into the ground. Cuban wants to win and will spend any amount to do so. So what you will, but Jones doesn't really care about winning. He cares about the Brand and the money that brand produces. This is not a reach by any means, but the Dallas Cowboys will never play in another Super Bowl (much less win one) as long as anyone named Jones is the General Manager. If you talk to people who live in Dallas, 90% of the people hate Jerry Jones because frankly, he has become an embarrassment to the City of Dallas.
The great thing about Cubes mouthing off, and you very seldom see this in any report, is that he matches each fine he gets and gives to a Charity. Does anybody in their right mind think Jerry Jones would do that ?
 
2014-01-20 07:25:53 PM  

Hempmonkey: Shakes999: DemoKnite: baka-san: Good on you Mark.

Say what you will, but it's nice having a fan own a sports team

It was cool for a change when he first bought the team, but he is quickly turning into this generation's Jerry Jones

Thought no one ever until you vomited that opinion.

You obviously don't live in Dallas. Cuban is a half a billion miles away from Jones when it comes to self esteem and idiocracy on running a great franchise into the ground. Cuban wants to win and will spend any amount to do so. So what you will, but Jones doesn't really care about winning. He cares about the Brand and the money that brand produces. This is not a reach by any means, but the Dallas Cowboys will never play in another Super Bowl (much less win one) as long as anyone named Jones is the General Manager. If you talk to people who live in Dallas, 90% of the people hate Jerry Jones because frankly, he has become an embarrassment to the City of Dallas.
The great thing about Cubes mouthing off, and you very seldom see this in any report, is that he matches each fine he gets and gives to a Charity. Does anybody in their right mind think Jerry Jones would do that ?


I actually do live in the metroplex and agree with everything that everyone says about Jerry Jones.  Yes, Cuban is young and hip and actually cares about his team and donates his fines to charity, but all that is this generation's version of attention whoring.  I have no doubt he cares, and love the vibe  but he does it to bring attention to his team and to create a brand the same way JJ does.  They are still living off the one championship they won a few years ago.
 
2014-01-20 09:34:39 PM  

DemoKnite: It was cool for a change when he first bought the team, but he is quickly turning into this generation's Jerry Jones.


Hahaha that is the stupidest thing I've seen on the internet today & I've read two threads about the outrage over Richard Sherman. Cubes isn't anything like Jerry. Hempmonkey covered everything else.


DemoKnite: They are still living off the one championship they won a few years ago.


Um.... how are the Mavericks living off of their championship 3 years ago? What does that even mean?
 
2014-01-20 10:27:12 PM  

Di Atribe: DemoKnite: It was cool for a change when he first bought the team, but he is quickly turning into this generation's Jerry Jones.

Hahaha that is the stupidest thing I've seen on the internet today & I've read two threads about the outrage over Richard Sherman. Cubes isn't anything like Jerry. Hempmonkey covered everything else.


DemoKnite: They are still living off the one championship they won a few years ago.

Um.... how are the Mavericks living off of their championship 3 years ago? What does that even mean?


The same way the Cowboys are living off of their previous success of the 90s.  The Mavs are a successful basketball team for sure, but are they popular because they are good or are they popular because Mark Cuban is the sexy anti owner that relates more to generation x than to the baby boomers? Sitting on the sidelines instead of the luxury box.  Wearing jeans and a t-shirt instead of a suit.  Saying or tweeting the stuff that he knows will be repeated on ESPN.  It's so transparent.  Dont take my Jerry Jones comparison as literal.
 
2014-01-20 10:51:24 PM  

DemoKnite: The same way the Cowboys are living off of their previous success of the 90s


I still don't know what you're trying to say. Living off? Like, every team that hasn't won a Super Bowl in the past year has to live in a hut? I don't get it.

DemoKnite: The Mavs are a successful basketball team for sure, but are they popular because they are good or are they popular because Mark Cuban is the sexy anti owner that relates more to generation x than to the baby boomers? Sitting on the sidelines instead of the luxury box. Wearing jeans and a t-shirt instead of a suit. Saying or tweeting the stuff that he knows will be repeated on ESPN. It's so transparent.


The Mavs are popular because when Mark Cuban bought the team we were perpetually in the cellar. I mean... I am talking Marianas Trench, deeply terrible. He made immediate changes. He gave us a team that we wanted to be around. He made sure that everyone who went to a game had a great time. He made sure we had a nice place to watch those games. And once those changes were in place, the Mavs were popular, even before the championship all of .... 3 and a half years ago (soooo long ago lol amirite). He made such a huge difference in our franchise.

I really don't get your criticism of him AT ALL. You think he only does those things for show? He doesn't have to. I think that's how any of us would act if we got to own our favorite team.
 
2014-01-20 11:11:24 PM  
Let's all remember that the Mavs are the only team to ever defeat the Miami LeBrons in the playoffs.
 
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