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(io9)   Patents you should worry about, but the real question is who draws these diagrams? Have they even MET a human before?   (io9.com) divider line 32
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2014-01-19 08:42:18 PM
Oye, "PC" doesn't stand for Private Computing.  So vote Google, or something.
 
2014-01-19 08:44:19 PM
s24.postimg.org
A little bit closer every day,,,
 
2014-01-19 08:46:43 PM
I forget which comic said that with the constant march of technology, soon he'll just be the part of his home entertainment system that eats.
 
2014-01-19 08:56:14 PM
"I like boobs."

There.  I've trained my Social Media Doppelgänger.
 
2014-01-19 08:58:37 PM
If only there were an illustration of a machine designed to give them a swift kick in the ol' ...lower pelvis region, proximal to the hip near region 3, when I is not after C but similar,..
 
2014-01-19 09:01:49 PM
Google needs to chill the fark out and go back to just being a search engine (0 probability). I miss the bronze age.
 
2014-01-19 09:01:53 PM
Man, some of that stuff is a little creepy.

*needs a remote tele-linked animatronic hug now*
 
2014-01-19 09:08:18 PM
Half of these inventions are practical and provide real benefit, and the other half are things Microsoft has advertised as features of Xbox One with Kinect.

/Ha Ha Ha TV Guy will become a meme in 10... 9...
 
2014-01-19 09:09:29 PM
Wow, I can get a tattoo - on my neck - that allows others to know when I'm lying?  Sign me up!
 
2014-01-19 09:09:41 PM
I keep reading that headline as 'Parents you should worry about'. Might be time to make another eye doctor appointment...
 
2014-01-19 09:15:01 PM

quatchi: Man, some of that stuff is a little creepy.

*needs a remote tele-linked animatronic hug now*


That'll be $5.99/minute, hon.
 
2014-01-19 09:21:58 PM
 
2014-01-19 09:24:38 PM
If I had any Photoshop skills I know where Id put a trolls head and subbys headline.
 
2014-01-19 09:38:22 PM
Anyone see this from the comments? img.gawkerassets.com

I think I'd have to burn down the first company that tried this.
 
2014-01-19 09:40:54 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-19 09:42:40 PM

Arachnophobe: I keep reading that headline as 'Parents you should worry about'. Might be time to make another eye doctor appointment...


You're not alone
 
2014-01-19 09:51:22 PM

quatchi: Man, some of that stuff is a little creepy.

*needs a remote tele-linked animatronic hug now*


Hugs? Pfft!

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-19 09:52:16 PM
Google are just trolling us with their "don't be evil" schtick, they're way ahead of any Bond villain when it comes to nefarious tech.
 
2014-01-19 11:11:00 PM
Wow, that link sucked so bad, I almost thought I had clicked on a buzzfeed sponsored link that my ad-blocker had somehow missed.
 
2014-01-19 11:21:18 PM

GhostfacedFiddlah: Anyone see this from the comments? [img.gawkerassets.com image 320x270]

I think I'd have to burn down the first company that tried this.


"DO THE WAVE!"
 
2014-01-19 11:59:09 PM
When they finally develop the artificial intelligence ap that let's you have sex with Bar Rafaeli, Farkers will never leave mom's basement.
 
2014-01-20 12:06:52 AM
Engineers don't draw, that's why we have flow charts.

/my bosses think that Powerpoint is a great drafting program
 
2014-01-20 12:07:43 AM
Why is that guy laughing at the back of his TV, which is floating in the air?
 
2014-01-20 12:11:36 AM

quatchi: Man, some of that stuff is a little creepy.

*needs a remote tele-linked animatronic hug now*


That one was definitely patented/designed for the Japanese.
 
2014-01-20 12:24:48 AM

GhostfacedFiddlah: Anyone see this from the comments? [img.gawkerassets.com image 320x270]

I think I'd have to burn down the first company that tried this.


Agreed. This is nothing short of pure evil, and any advertiser who tries this deserves to have their offices burned to the ground.
 
2014-01-20 01:30:55 AM
Discoblog needs to start a series ─ USPO ROFL ─ to replace their desperately missed NCBI ROFL. It has been way too long.
 
2014-01-20 02:19:14 AM
That drawing isn't a valid patent drawing, it shows no mechanism.
 
2014-01-20 02:34:56 AM

Prey4reign: When they finally develop the artificial intelligence ap that let's you have sex with Bar Rafaeli, Farkers will never leave mom's basement.


0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-01-20 06:45:53 AM
Still no blipverts?
 
2014-01-20 09:36:51 AM

berylman: Google needs to chill the fark out and go back to just being a search engine (0 probability). I miss the bronze age.


Just wait until they buy Fark. You'll be forced to integrate your Fark ID with Google Plus, and every comment you make here will be cross posted to your G+ page.
 
2014-01-20 10:51:03 AM
HORSE TROUSERS!
 
2014-01-20 01:09:25 PM

Theaetetus: Engineers don't draw, that's why we have flow charts.

/my bosses think that Powerpoint is a great drafting program


Flow charts in Powerpoint?
 
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