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(Daily Mail)   Smoking or drinking during pregnancy can cause your baby to: A) be born premature, B) have deformities, or C) be gay   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Professor Swaab, University of Amsterdam, affect sexuality, bisexuality, pregnancy, sexual orientation, smoking, womb  
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5659 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jan 2014 at 9:44 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-19 08:01:18 PM  
8 votes:
Dick Swaab

Seriously?? Tell me I'm being punked.
2014-01-19 09:25:32 PM  
6 votes:

Donnchadha: Scientific article on the Daily Mail? There's no way this couldn't be entirely made up and not factual in any sense of the word. No sir-ee!


He'll tell you that the homogay is not the result of some elusive gay gene, or even complex interactions between genetics, brain structure and development, hormones, and maternal-fetal immune system interactions, but rather by the evil tentacles of Satan working their way through the anal chute of your baby.
2014-01-19 09:54:15 PM  
2 votes:
If this don't do it, nothing will. It's obviously time to get serious about women drinking and smoking during pregnancy!
2014-01-19 09:46:11 PM  
2 votes:

Donnchadha: Scientific article on the Daily Mail? There's no way this couldn't be entirely made up and not factual in any sense of the word. No sir-ee!

Hey, if you can't trust a guy named after a male STD test who can you trust?
2014-01-19 08:02:55 PM  
2 votes:
D) [scottwalker.jpg]
2014-01-20 01:23:30 AM  
1 vote:
Here's what some dick swabs look like:

They're just like the ones you use to clean your ears, only you use them on your dick.
2014-01-19 11:58:09 PM  
1 vote:

This tableau of "scientific" glob
Is from a renowned brainy snob.
"Wine/weed ain't okay-
Your kid'll be GAY!
All this from a serious Dick Swaab.

2014-01-19 11:35:31 PM  
1 vote:
1) Ridiculous (but probably real) name. 2) Selling a book. 3) Dail Mail.

It's less perfect storm of stupidity, more pee on your foot in the dark of stupidity.
2014-01-19 10:53:48 PM  
1 vote:

nanim: So, 90% of the people in France are gay then? I never knew that.

I guess it's called "gay Paris" for a reason.
2014-01-19 10:43:03 PM  
1 vote:

pedobearapproved: What if you smoke pot and drink robotussin?

That's how little Fark Admins are born
2014-01-19 10:31:30 PM  
1 vote:
What about the sound of jackhammers?  Does that make you gay?
2014-01-19 10:02:59 PM  
1 vote:
Pole smoking makes you gay.

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