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(Guardian)   Vladimir Putin promises the Winter Olympics will be bribe-free and gay-friendly. Or possibly gay-free and bribe-friendly, it's so easy to get those confused   (theguardian.com) divider line 17
    More: Unlikely, Sochi Olympics, Vladimir Putin, Winter Olympics, members of the International Olympic Committee, Beijing Olympics, gay athletes, Olympic torch  
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2014-01-19 06:22:30 PM  
5 votes:

fusillade762: Wanebo: What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?

/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding.

Have they tried bribing people to not be gay? You know, the carrot instead of the stick.


Yes, but you should have seen what they did with the carrot.
2014-01-19 04:50:15 PM  
4 votes:

Wanebo: What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?

/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding.

a pissed-off Chechen.

FTFY
2014-01-19 06:39:20 PM  
2 votes:
Have you noticed that every news story about Putin can be subtitled "Christ, what an asshole" without loss of journalistic objectivity?
2014-01-19 06:27:47 PM  
2 votes:

rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.


At the Olympics? Are you kidding? A bunch of hot buff men wandering around throwing poles and showing off their gymnastic abilities? If I was there, I'd have to be getting laid every night to not explode.

/gay
2014-01-19 05:59:20 PM  
2 votes:
Men's figure skating this year will be 99% AIDS free.
2014-01-19 04:35:55 PM  
2 votes:
What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?

/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding.
2014-01-19 06:43:29 PM  
1 votes:
Either way, there will be something dirty going down in the back room.
2014-01-19 06:43:15 PM  
1 votes:

rhiannon: ohsoferrety: rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.

At the Olympics? Are you kidding? A bunch of hot buff men wandering around throwing poles and showing off their gymnastic abilities? If I was there, I'd have to be getting laid every night to not explode.

/gay

It's the Winter Olympics. There will be no pole throwing at the Winter Olympics.

/keep your stick on the ice


If midget tossing became an Olympic event, you'd see Poles tossed.
2014-01-19 06:31:02 PM  
1 votes:

4NTLRZ: fusillade762: Wanebo: What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?

/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding.

Have they tried bribing people to not be gay? You know, the carrot instead of the stick.

Problem with that logic is carrots & sticks are both phallic, in shape. And both can be used for the same purpose in the gay community, NTTAWWT.


So offering a taco on a stick, or an Arby's beef and cheddar, is also out of the question?

In communist Russia, the gay is a food group.
2014-01-19 06:21:22 PM  
1 votes:

rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.


You aren't familiar with "The Great Olympic Orgy" are you?

http://www.businessinsider.com/olympic-village-sex-party-2012-7

I wouldn't wanna miss that either.
2014-01-19 06:19:41 PM  
1 votes:
Am I the only one with a bad feeling something truly awful is going to happen at this Olympics? That video posted by terrorists would make my refund tickets immediately.. fark Russia and fark any of that shiat.. Not worth the very real risk..
2014-01-19 06:17:02 PM  
1 votes:
I can't wait to see pictures of the dilapidated overgrown structures we'll get to see in five years or so.
2014-01-19 06:14:58 PM  
1 votes:
These Putin quotes are fun taken out of context: "There are no magic pills here" and "The chicken pecks grain after grain".
2014-01-19 06:10:49 PM  
1 votes:

Lee451: Is subby telling us he wants to be bribed with gays?


Vladimir Putin is actually Subby, so yes, he wants to be bribed with gays.  Lots and lots of gays, along with some crystal meth, just like that conservative preacher from Colorado and many others who have demonized homosexuality.
2014-01-19 06:06:16 PM  
1 votes:
Is subby telling us he wants to be bribed with gays?
2014-01-19 06:02:28 PM  
1 votes:
$51 billion?  Well, now Putin has a nice road to his dacha in Sochi.
2014-01-19 05:33:32 PM  
1 votes:
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