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(Guardian)   Vladimir Putin promises the Winter Olympics will be bribe-free and gay-friendly. Or possibly gay-free and bribe-friendly, it's so easy to get those confused   (theguardian.com) divider line 24
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2014-01-19 06:10:49 PM
4 votes:

Lee451: Is subby telling us he wants to be bribed with gays?


Vladimir Putin is actually Subby, so yes, he wants to be bribed with gays.  Lots and lots of gays, along with some crystal meth, just like that conservative preacher from Colorado and many others who have demonized homosexuality.
2014-01-19 04:50:15 PM
4 votes:

Wanebo: What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?

/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding.

a pissed-off Chechen.

FTFY
2014-01-19 06:21:22 PM
3 votes:

rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.


You aren't familiar with "The Great Olympic Orgy" are you?

http://www.businessinsider.com/olympic-village-sex-party-2012-7

I wouldn't wanna miss that either.
2014-01-19 06:05:22 PM
3 votes:
A bribe-free Olympics in Russia or anywhere else for that matter is about as likely as a soccer game completely devoid of questionable referee decisions and egregious examples of diving and histrionically excessive dramatics from players.  It just isn't going to happen.
2014-01-19 05:58:17 PM
3 votes:
Good luck to them. I hope it's a good Olympics and it goes well. Too bad for me I really won't be able to see great competition because NBC will have shiatty programming. Won't even bother to watch. But I can't wait to hear the results.
2014-01-19 06:19:41 PM
2 votes:
Am I the only one with a bad feeling something truly awful is going to happen at this Olympics? That video posted by terrorists would make my refund tickets immediately.. fark Russia and fark any of that shiat.. Not worth the very real risk..
2014-01-19 06:17:02 PM
2 votes:
I can't wait to see pictures of the dilapidated overgrown structures we'll get to see in five years or so.
2014-01-19 06:02:28 PM
2 votes:
$51 billion?  Well, now Putin has a nice road to his dacha in Sochi.
2014-01-19 05:40:48 PM
2 votes:

Wanebo: What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?

/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding.


Have they tried bribing people to not be gay? You know, the carrot instead of the stick.
2014-01-19 11:12:00 PM
1 votes:
What he said;

Russian President Vladimir Putin said on Friday that his government has nothing against gay people, as long as they leave kids alone, according to Reuters.
"There is no ban on non-traditional forms of sexual interaction between people. We have a ban on propaganda of homosexuality," Putin told a meeting with young volunteers preparing for the Games.
"We ban nothing, we aren't going after anyone, we have no responsibility for such contacts," Putin added. "People can feel free and at ease, but please leave the children in peace."

Got it?
2014-01-19 08:35:52 PM
1 votes:

bbfreak: Yeah right. These games are probably the most bribery full games ever. 51 billion for a freaking winter games. That's more than China's most expensive summer game.

Certainly puts the United States bribery history in winter games to shame. Russia: Oh, you bribed to get the games? Cute. In Russia we bribe EVERYONE, 30 billion dollars disappears like that! Silly Americans.


Brazil is trying to one up them with the World Cup and the 2016 Olympics.
2014-01-19 08:11:47 PM
1 votes:

czetie: tinfoil-hat maggie: I think I've mentioned my surprise at Putin hugging up with the Orthodox church

Think of it as the Russian equivalent of the Republican party courting the Moral Majority back in the Reagan years. Doctrinaire authoritarianism attracts doctrinaire authoritarianism.


Actually it goes deeper than that. I'm looking for Putin to name a Czar ( although he may be smarter than that).The troubles in Turkey though do worry me. a Chechen war seems likely but it could be turned to Turkey Bush jr did it. You know what happened last time the Russians had Istanbul under siege in the 1800's? Putin's nationalism has really been worrying me as well as the ties to the Orthodox church.
2014-01-19 07:09:53 PM
1 votes:
Russian Proverb: If you find yourself in need of the police, do not compound your problems by involving the police.
2014-01-19 07:08:43 PM
1 votes:
I think I've mentioned my surprise at Putin hugging up with the Orthodox church, but well maybe it shouldn't considering Russia historically has considered its self the last bastion of the Eastern Roman Empire since Constantinople fell. Although I really find it interesting the Russian government including Gazprom made this movie in 2012.
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2014-01-19 06:40:59 PM
1 votes:

ohsoferrety: rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.

At the Olympics? Are you kidding? A bunch of hot buff men wandering around throwing poles and showing off their gymnastic abilities? If I was there, I'd have to be getting laid every night to not explode.

/gay


It's the Winter Olympics. There will be no pole throwing at the Winter Olympics.

/keep your stick on the ice
2014-01-19 06:34:36 PM
1 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: [pursuitofbetterment.files.wordpress.com image 400x389]


Because being gay-friendly and gay-free are mutually exclusive.  Being bribe-free and bribe-friendly are also mutually exclusive.  That joke only works when it's possible but unlikely for the two things in question to coexist.
2014-01-19 06:27:47 PM
1 votes:

rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.


At the Olympics? Are you kidding? A bunch of hot buff men wandering around throwing poles and showing off their gymnastic abilities? If I was there, I'd have to be getting laid every night to not explode.

/gay
2014-01-19 06:23:44 PM
1 votes:
I'd prefer that the Games be terrorist free.
2014-01-19 06:23:25 PM
1 votes:

styckx: Am I the only one with a bad feeling something truly awful is going to happen at this Olympics? That video posted by terrorists would make my refund tickets immediately.. fark Russia and fark any of that shiat.. Not worth the very real risk..


If something happens, it'll probably give Putin enough justification to launch a nuke at Chechnya and get away with it.
2014-01-19 06:16:34 PM
1 votes:
Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.
2014-01-19 06:06:16 PM
1 votes:
Is subby telling us he wants to be bribed with gays?
2014-01-19 05:59:20 PM
1 votes:
Men's figure skating this year will be 99% AIDS free.
2014-01-19 05:33:32 PM
1 votes:
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2014-01-19 04:35:55 PM
1 votes:
What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?

/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding.
 
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