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(Guardian)   Vladimir Putin promises the Winter Olympics will be bribe-free and gay-friendly. Or possibly gay-free and bribe-friendly, it's so easy to get those confused   (theguardian.com) divider line 79
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2014-01-19 04:35:55 PM
What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?

/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding.
 
2014-01-19 04:50:15 PM

Wanebo: What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?

/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding.

a pissed-off Chechen.

FTFY
 
2014-01-19 05:33:32 PM
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2014-01-19 05:40:48 PM

Wanebo: What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?

/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding.


Have they tried bribing people to not be gay? You know, the carrot instead of the stick.
 
2014-01-19 05:58:17 PM
Good luck to them. I hope it's a good Olympics and it goes well. Too bad for me I really won't be able to see great competition because NBC will have shiatty programming. Won't even bother to watch. But I can't wait to hear the results.
 
2014-01-19 05:59:20 PM
Men's figure skating this year will be 99% AIDS free.
 
2014-01-19 06:02:28 PM
$51 billion?  Well, now Putin has a nice road to his dacha in Sochi.
 
2014-01-19 06:05:22 PM
A bribe-free Olympics in Russia or anywhere else for that matter is about as likely as a soccer game completely devoid of questionable referee decisions and egregious examples of diving and histrionically excessive dramatics from players.  It just isn't going to happen.
 
2014-01-19 06:06:16 PM
Is subby telling us he wants to be bribed with gays?
 
2014-01-19 06:10:49 PM

Lee451: Is subby telling us he wants to be bribed with gays?


Vladimir Putin is actually Subby, so yes, he wants to be bribed with gays.  Lots and lots of gays, along with some crystal meth, just like that conservative preacher from Colorado and many others who have demonized homosexuality.
 
2014-01-19 06:11:23 PM
Well, that's comforting.

My volunteer visit to the animal shelter will be sex and violence free.
 
2014-01-19 06:13:56 PM
Has he had some more work done? His eyes look better than the botched job he got on them 2 years ago.
 
2014-01-19 06:14:58 PM
These Putin quotes are fun taken out of context: "There are no magic pills here" and "The chicken pecks grain after grain".
 
2014-01-19 06:16:34 PM
Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.
 
2014-01-19 06:17:02 PM
I can't wait to see pictures of the dilapidated overgrown structures we'll get to see in five years or so.
 
2014-01-19 06:19:41 PM
Am I the only one with a bad feeling something truly awful is going to happen at this Olympics? That video posted by terrorists would make my refund tickets immediately.. fark Russia and fark any of that shiat.. Not worth the very real risk..
 
2014-01-19 06:21:22 PM

rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.


You aren't familiar with "The Great Olympic Orgy" are you?

http://www.businessinsider.com/olympic-village-sex-party-2012-7

I wouldn't wanna miss that either.
 
2014-01-19 06:22:30 PM

fusillade762: Wanebo: What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?

/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding.

Have they tried bribing people to not be gay? You know, the carrot instead of the stick.


Yes, but you should have seen what they did with the carrot.
 
2014-01-19 06:23:25 PM

styckx: Am I the only one with a bad feeling something truly awful is going to happen at this Olympics? That video posted by terrorists would make my refund tickets immediately.. fark Russia and fark any of that shiat.. Not worth the very real risk..


If something happens, it'll probably give Putin enough justification to launch a nuke at Chechnya and get away with it.
 
2014-01-19 06:23:44 PM
I'd prefer that the Games be terrorist free.
 
2014-01-19 06:24:38 PM

eyeq360: A bribe-free Olympics in Russia or anywhere else for that matter is about as likely as a soccer game completely devoid of questionable referee decisions and egregious examples of diving and histrionically excessive dramatics from players.  It just isn't going to happen.


Now .. Now.  We all know every county saves that talent for the World Cup!  Nothing worse than premature grabbing of personal parts!

/Go USA
// Go England
/// Where's my Pint?

Cheers For "Real" Football in the Summer!
 
2014-01-19 06:24:59 PM

fusillade762: Wanebo: What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?

/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding.

Have they tried bribing people to not be gay? You know, the carrot instead of the stick.


Problem with that logic is carrots & sticks are both phallic, in shape. And both can be used for the same purpose in the gay community, NTTAWWT.
 
2014-01-19 06:25:23 PM

grinding_journalist: rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.

You aren't familiar with "The Great Olympic Orgy" are you?

http://www.businessinsider.com/olympic-village-sex-party-2012-7

I wouldn't wanna miss that either.


2012's "Naked Lesbian Cross-Country Wrestling" was interesting at first; I lost interest after a few minutes.
 
2014-01-19 06:27:47 PM

rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.


At the Olympics? Are you kidding? A bunch of hot buff men wandering around throwing poles and showing off their gymnastic abilities? If I was there, I'd have to be getting laid every night to not explode.

/gay
 
2014-01-19 06:31:02 PM

4NTLRZ: fusillade762: Wanebo: What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?

/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding.

Have they tried bribing people to not be gay? You know, the carrot instead of the stick.

Problem with that logic is carrots & sticks are both phallic, in shape. And both can be used for the same purpose in the gay community, NTTAWWT.


So offering a taco on a stick, or an Arby's beef and cheddar, is also out of the question?

In communist Russia, the gay is a food group.
 
2014-01-19 06:31:24 PM
Now .. Now.  We all know every county saves that talent for the World Cup!  Nothing worse than premature grabbing of personal parts!

/Go USA
// Go England
/// Where's my Pint?

Cheers For "Real" Football in the Summer!


Been Stuck with the Miami Dolphins since 1966 .... still watch.  With one eye closed, of course.

Go Chelsea (Blues)!!!
 
2014-01-19 06:32:26 PM
Was he wearing a shirt when he made these statements?
 
2014-01-19 06:34:36 PM

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Because being gay-friendly and gay-free are mutually exclusive.  Being bribe-free and bribe-friendly are also mutually exclusive.  That joke only works when it's possible but unlikely for the two things in question to coexist.
 
2014-01-19 06:35:05 PM

styckx: Am I the only one with a bad feeling something truly awful is going to happen at this Olympics? That video posted by terrorists would make my refund tickets immediately.. fark Russia and fark any of that shiat.. Not worth the very real risk..


I'm not worried about the venue areas behind security.  I would not be surprised to see some shiat go down in other areas though.
 
2014-01-19 06:39:20 PM
Have you noticed that every news story about Putin can be subtitled "Christ, what an asshole" without loss of journalistic objectivity?
 
2014-01-19 06:40:59 PM

ohsoferrety: rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.

At the Olympics? Are you kidding? A bunch of hot buff men wandering around throwing poles and showing off their gymnastic abilities? If I was there, I'd have to be getting laid every night to not explode.

/gay


It's the Winter Olympics. There will be no pole throwing at the Winter Olympics.

/keep your stick on the ice
 
2014-01-19 06:41:51 PM
They put the protest zone 30 minutes away so I'm sure everything will be fine now.
 
2014-01-19 06:42:51 PM
Nothing the Russian government has done has been bribe-free in at least  three hundred years.
 
2014-01-19 06:43:15 PM

rhiannon: ohsoferrety: rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.

At the Olympics? Are you kidding? A bunch of hot buff men wandering around throwing poles and showing off their gymnastic abilities? If I was there, I'd have to be getting laid every night to not explode.

/gay

It's the Winter Olympics. There will be no pole throwing at the Winter Olympics.

/keep your stick on the ice


If midget tossing became an Olympic event, you'd see Poles tossed.
 
2014-01-19 06:43:29 PM
Either way, there will be something dirty going down in the back room.
 
2014-01-19 06:45:20 PM

grinding_journalist: rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.

You aren't familiar with "The Great Olympic Orgy" are you?

http://www.businessinsider.com/olympic-village-sex-party-2012-7

I wouldn't wanna miss that either.


Well when you're young, fit and surrounded by similar people for two weeks, what else you gonna do?  I sure hope they have fun, Lord knows I would.
 
2014-01-19 06:46:28 PM
I highly doubt the gheys will get bothered at Olympics, Jesse Owens commented he was treated better at the Berlin Olympics than back in the states, and that was in Nazi freaking Germany.
 
2014-01-19 06:47:24 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Wanebo: What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?

/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding. a pissed-off Chechen.

FTFY


Yep, they trotted out the "too much muslim blood has been spilled" thing again. Hopefully the games are terrorist free, but I think playing them so close to the nut job muslim part of the world is dangerous.
 
2014-01-19 06:51:36 PM
Too close to Chechnya. Expect fair skies with a chance of bombs in the afternoons.
 
2014-01-19 06:54:55 PM

Spare Me: Too close to Chechnya. Expect fair skies with a chance of bombs in the afternoons.


My feeling is that Sochi itself may be too locked down for an attack there, but it will get very nasty in the rest of Russia.
 
2014-01-19 06:55:42 PM

ReverendJynxed: rhiannon: ohsoferrety: rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.

At the Olympics? Are you kidding? A bunch of hot buff men wandering around throwing poles and showing off their gymnastic abilities? If I was there, I'd have to be getting laid every night to not explode.

/gay

It's the Winter Olympics. There will be no pole throwing at the Winter Olympics.

/keep your stick on the ice

If midget tossing became an Olympic event, you'd see Poles tossed.


And I would watch that.
 
2014-01-19 06:56:06 PM
needs more cowbell
 
2014-01-19 06:56:25 PM

rhiannon: ohsoferrety: rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.

At the Olympics? Are you kidding? A bunch of hot buff men wandering around throwing poles and showing off their gymnastic abilities? If I was there, I'd have to be getting laid every night to not explode.

/gay

It's the Winter Olympics. There will be no pole throwing at the Winter Olympics.

/keep your stick on the ice


Some of them spend a lot of time practicing rubbing up against poles, does that work?
 
2014-01-19 06:57:48 PM

jake_lex: Spare Me: Too close to Chechnya. Expect fair skies with a chance of bombs in the afternoons.

My feeling is that Sochi itself may be too locked down for an attack there, but it will get very nasty in the rest of Russia.


Putin foes will prolly be exploding with delight.
 
2014-01-19 07:01:20 PM

ohsoferrety: rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.

At the Olympics? Are you kidding? A bunch of hot buff men wandering around throwing poles and showing off their gymnastic abilities? If I was there, I'd have to be getting laid every night to not explode.

/gay


None of those sports at the Winter Games... Perhaps you can wait for the Summer Games in Rio?
 
2014-01-19 07:01:59 PM
"Hey Putin, let's first make sure this does't rank up there with other Olympic games..."

"Like 1972 in Munich for example..."
 
2014-01-19 07:08:43 PM
I think I've mentioned my surprise at Putin hugging up with the Orthodox church, but well maybe it shouldn't considering Russia historically has considered its self the last bastion of the Eastern Roman Empire since Constantinople fell. Although I really find it interesting the Russian government including Gazprom made this movie in 2012.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-19 07:09:53 PM
Russian Proverb: If you find yourself in need of the police, do not compound your problems by involving the police.
 
2014-01-19 07:43:43 PM

Robert1966: Nothing the Russian government has done has been bribe-free in at least  three hundred years.


This. If you took away the corruption there would be no functioning society left.
 
2014-01-19 07:48:18 PM

eyeq360: A bribe-free Olympics in Russia or anywhere else for that matter is about as likely as a soccer game completely devoid of questionable referee decisions and egregious examples of diving and histrionically excessive dramatics from players.  It just isn't going to happen.


I was going to say or a traveling call in the NBA or intentional grounding in the NFL, but I get your point.
 
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