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2014-01-19 06:11:48 PM
4 votes:

doglover: Who the hell invites people to their own wedding anniversary?

How narcissistic do you have to be?


Some people like to throw parties. Last year I threw a party to celebrate 8 years since I had my braces removed. Served corn on the cob, toffee and bubblegum and we all sat around flossing.

/not really
2014-01-19 05:05:32 PM
3 votes:
Am I to assume she would frown upon sticking one's dick in the mashed potatoes?
2014-01-19 04:27:34 PM
3 votes:
Hot Fark Flash: daughter born during the Andrew Johnson Administration.
2014-01-19 05:45:39 PM
2 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: What 40-something year old cleavage might look like:


Ack. Those haven't aged well. They also look to weigh about 40 pounds. Each.
2014-01-19 09:06:17 PM
1 votes:
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2014-01-19 09:05:25 PM
1 votes:
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2014-01-19 08:57:30 PM
1 votes:

quatchi: Bewbs win. Every. Time.


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<Jack_Kirby> Nuff said. </Jack_Kirby>
2014-01-19 08:54:13 PM
1 votes:

danceswithcrows: listernine: feinting couch

A couch that pretends to attack you in one way, then attacks you in a completely different way that you weren't expecting? You have very interesting couches.


One does with what one can find on curb day.
2014-01-19 08:29:43 PM
1 votes:

listernine: feinting couch


A couch that pretends to attack you in one way, then attacks you in a completely different way that you weren't expecting? You have very interesting couches.

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2014-01-19 08:17:58 PM
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: Am I to assume she would frown upon sticking one's dick in the mashed potatoes?


That depends, is dinner served or buffet-style?

'Cause I think it's totally ok if it's your own potatoes.
2014-01-19 08:17:16 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: doglover: Who the hell invites people to their own wedding anniversary?

How narcissistic do you have to be?

Some people like to throw parties. Last year I threw a party to celebrate 8 years since I had my braces removed. Served corn on the cob, toffee and bubblegum and we all sat around flossing.

/not really


I celebrate every year that passes from the surprise party where i walked into the dining room balls deep in the dyson.
2014-01-19 08:14:16 PM
1 votes:

AgentKGB: The_Original_Roxtar: nobody gives a fark about your 5th anniversary.
nobody

nobody gives a fark about any of your anniversaries.
stop begging for gifts and trying to show off.

THIS... what kind of pretentious twat has a 5 year wedding anniversary?!

25, sure. 50, sure. 75... of course.

5?! GTFO.


I'd have to imagine a lot of married couples have a 5 year wedding anniversary. Whether or not they celebrate it with a party is another thing though.
2014-01-19 07:50:43 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: doglover: Who the hell invites people to their own wedding anniversary?

How narcissistic do you have to be?

Some people like to throw parties. Last year I threw a party to celebrate 8 years since I had my braces removed. Served corn on the cob, toffee and bubblegum and we all sat around flossing.

/not really


I'd definitely go. Free corn? I'm there.
2014-01-19 07:36:32 PM
1 votes:
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2014-01-19 07:29:29 PM
1 votes:
"... in two cases, people I have never seen before or since... "

The nerve of some people to invite dates that you didn't personally know... I can't believe that wedding guests would be so rude as to date without getting previous clearance from you! Where have everyone's manners gone?
2014-01-19 07:23:38 PM
1 votes:

quatchi: TuteTibiImperes: What 40-something year old cleavage might look like:

Ack. Those haven't aged well. They also look to weigh about 40 pounds. Each.


And that's just the jowls!
2014-01-19 07:20:12 PM
1 votes:

Notabunny: NewportBarGuy: Am I to assume she would frown upon sticking one's dick in the mashed potatoes?

No, I wouldn't say that's a safe assumption.


What if I just teabag the gravy?
2014-01-19 07:17:45 PM
1 votes:
I love the sun damaged, freckled cleavage of a 40-something who dresses inappropriately for her age, trying to recapture her youth.
2014-01-19 04:54:04 PM
1 votes:

Lord Jubjub: 433: (the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)

The first question is a lot more interesting.


Yeah, it sounds like Coontzilla didn't get to feel as superior and exclusionary as she wanted to at her wedding, so now she's ready for a second go 5 years later.
 
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