Lord Jubjub: 433: (the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)The first question is a lot more interesting.
Musikslayer: half the posters aren't aware that the cleavage story is the second one, not the first.
Mikey1969: "... in two cases, people I have never seen before or since... "The nerve of some people to invite dates that you didn't personally know... I can't believe that wedding guests would be so rude as to date without getting previous clearance from you! Where have everyone's manners gone?
miss diminutive: doglover: Who the hell invites people to their own wedding anniversary?How narcissistic do you have to be?Some people like to throw parties. Last year I threw a party to celebrate 8 years since I had my braces removed. Served corn on the cob, toffee and bubblegum and we all sat around flossing./not really
433: (the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)
ArcadianRefugee: Can you ever go wrong by mentioning boobies?
FirstNationalBastard: C'mon... a necktie with jeans and Chucks? I bet he has an iphone, too!
ArcadianRefugee: AgentPothead: ArcadianRefugee:Keep skipping over the part where we took the time to contact her and she said it was fine and then went passive aggressive after the fact. I'll just be standing over.Keep ignoring the part where all I have done thus far is cite the rules of etiquette; I made little to no comment beyond that.So, to repeat, clarify, and comment:* if +1's were noted on the invitation, she has no room to complain.* if +1's were not noted on the invitation, the guest was in the wrong.Go ahead; I'll wait. I'll "just be standing over" as well.If I said more than that regarding either party detailed in the article, please point it out to me and I will acknowledge my error. Otherwise, please show how contacting the person affects anything (the rules of etiquette) I've stated.
quatchi: Bewbs win. Every. Time.
listernine: feinting couch
Musikslayer: AHA! My diabolical scheme worked!
The_Original_Roxtar: nobody gives a fark about your 5th anniversary.nobodynobody gives a fark about any of your anniversaries.stop begging for gifts and trying to show off.
Musikslayer: This is going to be on epic Fark thread. It's already off to a great start, since half the posters aren't aware that the cleavage story is the second one, not the first. And as someone also born during the LBJ admin, I'll take those big ol adult boobies stickin' out for all to see in their chubby glory, whilst you kiddies are trying to unsnap kitten's training bra./Stay off my lawn.
TuteTibiImperes: Yeah, it sounds like Coontzilla didn't get to feel as superior and exclusionary as she wanted to at her wedding, so now she's ready for a second go 5 years later.
AgentPothead: ArcadianRefugee: Mikey1969: "... in two cases, people I have never seen before or since... "The nerve of some people to invite dates that you didn't personally know... I can't believe that wedding guests would be so rude as to date without getting previous clearance from you! Where have everyone's manners gone?Sounds stupid . . . unless you bother to include the first part of the sentence: "However, the worst was people showing up with dates who were clearly not invited . . .."Simple:"We invite you" means you; don't bring guests."...and a guest" means you and whomever you wish; I have little room to comment.That's stupid because some of the invitations expressly invited both of the couple. For the people she didn't know were dating anybody, she didn't list they could bring a guest. Then she got upset when they did bring a guest. Still making her look like a vapid coont, since she didn't even take the time to ask her friends if hey, maybe are you dating somebody or are you still single, she just assumed they would all show up alone.
NewportBarGuy: Am I to assume she would frown upon sticking one's dick in the mashed potatoes?
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