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2014-01-19 04:27:34 PM
Hot Fark Flash: daughter born during the Andrew Johnson Administration.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-01-19 04:36:10 PM
(the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)
 
2014-01-19 04:45:45 PM

433: (the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)


The first question is a lot more interesting.
 
2014-01-19 04:54:04 PM

Lord Jubjub: 433: (the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)

The first question is a lot more interesting.


Yeah, it sounds like Coontzilla didn't get to feel as superior and exclusionary as she wanted to at her wedding, so now she's ready for a second go 5 years later.
 
2014-01-19 04:58:58 PM

Lord Jubjub: 433: (the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)

The first question is a lot more interesting.


Think that's one of those YMMV things.

Proper RSVP etiquette and strategy for keeping loud drunks away from your party is all very interesting but overly exposed cleavage even 40 year old cleavage I believe trumps it.

I would really actually have to see the overly exposed cleavage in question to make a final determination of course, I'm just speaking generally.
 
2014-01-19 05:03:18 PM

quatchi: Lord Jubjub: 433: (the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)

The first question is a lot more interesting.

Think that's one of those YMMV things.

Proper RSVP etiquette and strategy for keeping loud drunks away from your party is all very interesting but overly exposed cleavage even 40 year old cleavage I believe trumps it.

I would really actually have to see the overly exposed cleavage in question to make a final determination of course, I'm just speaking generally.


What 40-something year old cleavage might look like:

cdn.glamcheck.com
 
2014-01-19 05:05:32 PM
Am I to assume she would frown upon sticking one's dick in the mashed potatoes?
 
2014-01-19 05:28:04 PM
Who the hell invites people to their own wedding anniversary?

How narcissistic do you have to be?
 
2014-01-19 05:45:39 PM

TuteTibiImperes: What 40-something year old cleavage might look like:


Ack. Those haven't aged well. They also look to weigh about 40 pounds. Each.
 
2014-01-19 06:11:48 PM

doglover: Who the hell invites people to their own wedding anniversary?

How narcissistic do you have to be?


Some people like to throw parties. Last year I threw a party to celebrate 8 years since I had my braces removed. Served corn on the cob, toffee and bubblegum and we all sat around flossing.

/not really
 
2014-01-19 06:24:08 PM

NewportBarGuy: Am I to assume she would frown upon sticking one's dick in the mashed potatoes?


Only if the invitation makes it clear it's going to be that kind of party.
 
2014-01-19 07:03:25 PM

miss diminutive: doglover: Who the hell invites people to their own wedding anniversary?

How narcissistic do you have to be?

Some people like to throw parties. Last year I threw a party to celebrate 8 years since I had my braces removed. Served corn on the cob, toffee and bubblegum and we all sat around flossing.

/not really


Yeah, but while parties are fun I wouldn't want to go someone's five year wedding aniversary. That's just skin crawlingly self absorbed.
 
2014-01-19 07:10:46 PM

NewportBarGuy: Am I to assume she would frown upon sticking one's dick in the mashed potatoes?


No, I wouldn't say that's a safe assumption.
 
2014-01-19 07:16:59 PM
That's one jealous mother. Let your daughter enjoy the last decade of her (boob) life.
 
2014-01-19 07:17:45 PM
I love the sun damaged, freckled cleavage of a 40-something who dresses inappropriately for her age, trying to recapture her youth.
 
2014-01-19 07:18:20 PM
The first question sounds like it comes from an uber coont. Oh no, somebody showed up with a date who I didn't personally OK. What a vapid coont.
 
2014-01-19 07:18:53 PM
I threw up at a party once. Got a hummer afterwards. Then it was her turn. I repented.
 
2014-01-19 07:20:12 PM

Notabunny: NewportBarGuy: Am I to assume she would frown upon sticking one's dick in the mashed potatoes?

No, I wouldn't say that's a safe assumption.


What if I just teabag the gravy?
 
2014-01-19 07:20:27 PM
img.fark.net
way way  way way  way way  way way  way way  way way way way too old.
 
2014-01-19 07:21:01 PM
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2014-01-19 07:21:03 PM

TuteTibiImperes: quatchi: Lord Jubjub: 433: (the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)

The first question is a lot more interesting.

Think that's one of those YMMV things.

Proper RSVP etiquette and strategy for keeping loud drunks away from your party is all very interesting but overly exposed cleavage even 40 year old cleavage I believe trumps it.

I would really actually have to see the overly exposed cleavage in question to make a final determination of course, I'm just speaking generally.

What 40-something year old cleavage might look like:

[cdn.glamcheck.com image 580x768]


What the fark happened to its face?
 
2014-01-19 07:23:38 PM

quatchi: TuteTibiImperes: What 40-something year old cleavage might look like:

Ack. Those haven't aged well. They also look to weigh about 40 pounds. Each.


And that's just the jowls!
 
2014-01-19 07:25:21 PM
I don't understand what the problem is, I mean she's 40+ I could care less if she sent me BIE... I mean I think I might actually like it, a lot

/EIP
 
2014-01-19 07:25:53 PM

TuteTibiImperes: quatchi: Lord Jubjub: 433: (the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)

The first question is a lot more interesting.

Think that's one of those YMMV things.

Proper RSVP etiquette and strategy for keeping loud drunks away from your party is all very interesting but overly exposed cleavage even 40 year old cleavage I believe trumps it.

I would really actually have to see the overly exposed cleavage in question to make a final determination of course, I'm just speaking generally.

What 40-something year old cleavage might look like:

[cdn.glamcheck.com image 580x768]


Is it still cleavage if they aren't quite touching?
 
2014-01-19 07:27:21 PM

miss diminutive: doglover: Who the hell invites people to their own wedding anniversary?

How narcissistic do you have to be?

Some people like to throw parties. Last year I threw a party to celebrate 8 years since I had my braces removed. Served corn on the cob, toffee and bubblegum and we all sat around flossing.

/not really


Pity.  That sounded like it might have been a fun party.
 
2014-01-19 07:29:01 PM

UsikFark: TuteTibiImperes: quatchi: Lord Jubjub: 433: (the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)

The first question is a lot more interesting.

Think that's one of those YMMV things.

Proper RSVP etiquette and strategy for keeping loud drunks away from your party is all very interesting but overly exposed cleavage even 40 year old cleavage I believe trumps it.

I would really actually have to see the overly exposed cleavage in question to make a final determination of course, I'm just speaking generally.

What 40-something year old cleavage might look like:

[cdn.glamcheck.com image 580x768]

Is it still cleavage if they aren't quite touching?


Moreso, actually; the whole point of "cleaving" is separation.
 
2014-01-19 07:29:29 PM
"... in two cases, people I have never seen before or since... "

The nerve of some people to invite dates that you didn't personally know... I can't believe that wedding guests would be so rude as to date without getting previous clearance from you! Where have everyone's manners gone?
 
2014-01-19 07:33:21 PM

doglover: miss diminutive: doglover: Who the hell invites people to their own wedding anniversary?

How narcissistic do you have to be?

Some people like to throw parties. Last year I threw a party to celebrate 8 years since I had my braces removed. Served corn on the cob, toffee and bubblegum and we all sat around flossing.

/not really

Yeah, but while parties are fun I wouldn't want to go someone's five year wedding aniversary. That's just skin crawlingly self absorbed.


True. I've never heard of an anniversary party for anyone celebrating less than 20 years.
 
2014-01-19 07:33:46 PM
Let's go hawks
 
2014-01-19 07:34:25 PM

Mikey1969: "... in two cases, people I have never seen before or since... "

The nerve of some people to invite dates that you didn't personally know... I can't believe that wedding guests would be so rude as to date without getting previous clearance from you! Where have everyone's manners gone?


It's tradition to schtupp them in the cloak room.
 
2014-01-19 07:34:53 PM

pkrzycki: I don't understand what the problem is, I mean she's 40+ I could care less if she sent me BIE... I mean I think I might actually like it, a lot

/EIP


This.
 
2014-01-19 07:35:05 PM
A formal fifth anniversary party?  Really?  Sounds like it will be more expensive than my wedding was.
 
2014-01-19 07:35:51 PM

Mikey1969: "... in two cases, people I have never seen before or since... "

The nerve of some people to invite dates that you didn't personally know... I can't believe that wedding guests would be so rude as to date without getting previous clearance from you! Where have everyone's manners gone?


Sounds stupid . . . unless you bother to include the first part of the sentence: "However, the worst was people showing up with dates who were clearly not invited . . .."

Simple:

"We invite you" means you; don't bring guests.
"...and a guest" means you and whomever you wish; I have little room to comment.
 
2014-01-19 07:36:32 PM
www.funnychill.com
 
2014-01-19 07:36:46 PM
What cleavage might look like (maybe NSFW). Just in case people require pictures and stuff....
 
2014-01-19 07:38:58 PM

UsikFark: TuteTibiImperes: quatchi: Lord Jubjub: 433: (the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)

The first question is a lot more interesting.

Think that's one of those YMMV things.

Proper RSVP etiquette and strategy for keeping loud drunks away from your party is all very interesting but overly exposed cleavage even 40 year old cleavage I believe trumps it.

I would really actually have to see the overly exposed cleavage in question to make a final determination of course, I'm just speaking generally.

What 40-something year old cleavage might look like:

[cdn.glamcheck.com image 580x768]

Is it still cleavage if they aren't quite touching?


Cleaved with a club, rather than an axe, is still cleaved.
 
2014-01-19 07:39:55 PM

TuteTibiImperes: quatchi: Lord Jubjub: 433: (the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)

The first question is a lot more interesting.

Think that's one of those YMMV things.

Proper RSVP etiquette and strategy for keeping loud drunks away from your party is all very interesting but overly exposed cleavage even 40 year old cleavage I believe trumps it.

I would really actually have to see the overly exposed cleavage in question to make a final determination of course, I'm just speaking generally.

What 40-something year old cleavage might look like:

[cdn.glamcheck.com image 580x768]


She's 52 now.
 
2014-01-19 07:40:40 PM

Piizzadude: [www.funnychill.com image 600x600]


ouch hot busted
 
2014-01-19 07:41:00 PM

doglover: Who the hell invites people to their own wedding anniversary?

How narcissistic do you have to be?


It's for whoever in their wedding party to remember their good fortune of having to fork over hundreds of dollars for their wedding and now gets to get them another gift 5 years later.
 
2014-01-19 07:44:26 PM

doglover: Who the hell invites people to their own wedding anniversary?

How narcissistic do you have to be?


That was the question I had last September when I got invited to a destination anniversary party that is going to be held two months from now. The only reason I agreed to go is because it will be at a tropical beach with much booze.
 
2014-01-19 07:45:12 PM

TuteTibiImperes: quatchi: Lord Jubjub: 433: (the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)

The first question is a lot more interesting.

Think that's one of those YMMV things.

Proper RSVP etiquette and strategy for keeping loud drunks away from your party is all very interesting but overly exposed cleavage even 40 year old cleavage I believe trumps it.

I would really actually have to see the overly exposed cleavage in question to make a final determination of course, I'm just speaking generally.

What 40-something year old cleavage might look like:


Problem?? I don't see it
 
2014-01-19 07:45:22 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Mikey1969: "... in two cases, people I have never seen before or since... "

The nerve of some people to invite dates that you didn't personally know... I can't believe that wedding guests would be so rude as to date without getting previous clearance from you! Where have everyone's manners gone?

Sounds stupid . . . unless you bother to include the first part of the sentence: "However, the worst was people showing up with dates who were clearly not invited . . .."

Simple:

"We invite you" means you; don't bring guests.
"...and a guest" means you and whomever you wish; I have little room to comment.


That's stupid because some of the invitations expressly invited both of the couple. For the people she didn't know were dating anybody, she didn't list they could bring a guest. Then she got upset when they did bring a guest. Still making her look like a vapid coont, since she didn't even take the time to ask her friends if hey, maybe are you dating somebody or are you still single, she just assumed they would all show up alone.
 
2014-01-19 07:47:39 PM
Plus everybody who was there all know the real reason she got upset about the uninvited people was that one of them looked a hell of a lot better in her dress than the bride did in hers. But that's neither here nor there.
 
2014-01-19 07:47:59 PM

miss diminutive: doglover: miss diminutive: doglover: Who the hell invites people to their own wedding anniversary?

How narcissistic do you have to be?

Some people like to throw parties. Last year I threw a party to celebrate 8 years since I had my braces removed. Served corn on the cob, toffee and bubblegum and we all sat around flossing.

/not really

Yeah, but while parties are fun I wouldn't want to go someone's five year wedding aniversary. That's just skin crawlingly self absorbed.

True. I've never heard of an anniversary party for anyone celebrating less than 20 years.


Went to my grandparents' 60th last month, so this reply made me feel all warm and fuzzy.
 
2014-01-19 07:48:24 PM

433: (the bit about the cleavage is the second question, toward the bottom of the page)


Clearly the work of Hax.
 
2014-01-19 07:48:40 PM
This is going to be on epic Fark thread. It's already off to a great start, since half the posters aren't aware that the cleavage story is the second one, not the first. And as someone also born during the LBJ admin, I'll take those big ol adult boobies stickin' out for all to see in their chubby glory, whilst you kiddies are trying to unsnap kitten's training bra.

/Stay off my lawn.
 
2014-01-19 07:48:54 PM
Takes skill to stab a 1 year old to death. If you're not careful, that blade goes right through em, and nicks your hands.
 
2014-01-19 07:49:07 PM
In what universe do 40 y/o boobs look old? Oh right, some of y'all farkers lust after average white women.
 
2014-01-19 07:50:31 PM

AgentPothead: ArcadianRefugee: Mikey1969: "... in two cases, people I have never seen before or since... "

The nerve of some people to invite dates that you didn't personally know... I can't believe that wedding guests would be so rude as to date without getting previous clearance from you! Where have everyone's manners gone?

Sounds stupid . . . unless you bother to include the first part of the sentence: "However, the worst was people showing up with dates who were clearly not invited . . .."

Simple:

"We invite you" means you; don't bring guests.
"...and a guest" means you and whomever you wish; I have little room to comment.

That's stupid because some of the invitations expressly invited both of the couple. For the people she didn't know were dating anybody, she didn't list they could bring a guest. Then she got upset when they did bring a guest. Still making her look like a vapid coont, since she didn't even take the time to ask her friends if hey, maybe are you dating somebody or are you still single, she just assumed they would all show up alone.


That's not how an invitation works. If it doesn't indicate a +1 option, you don't bring a guest.
 
2014-01-19 07:50:43 PM

miss diminutive: doglover: Who the hell invites people to their own wedding anniversary?

How narcissistic do you have to be?

Some people like to throw parties. Last year I threw a party to celebrate 8 years since I had my braces removed. Served corn on the cob, toffee and bubblegum and we all sat around flossing.

/not really


I'd definitely go. Free corn? I'm there.
 
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