drgloryboy: Still have a scar on my abdomen when I was working nights and taking ambien to sleep. Was sleep cooking, baking a whole bag of Tyson buffalo tenders and a whole entire bag of French fries, slid out the oven rack too far and burnt myself pretty good. Woke up naked except wearing oven mitts in pretty intense pain.
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