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(Daily Mail)   Parents warned about new junior high fad: smashing and snorting Rockets (Smarties for you Brits). Sadly, unlike the stupid snap bracelet crap, this one has youtube videos   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 20
    More: Repeat, Parents warned, sinus ostium, Portsmouth Middle School, side effects, Rhode Island Department, parents  
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2014-01-19 01:27:30 PM  
8 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: WTF are rockets?


These are rockets:

burckeri.files.wordpress.com

Also these:
 www.urgente24.com
2014-01-19 03:21:29 PM  
4 votes:
As long as they don't get turned on to freebasing malt balls.

/I've said too much
2014-01-19 12:18:23 PM  
4 votes:
Won't be long before they switch to the hard stuff

www.collectingcandy.com
2014-01-19 03:24:32 PM  
3 votes:
Stupid kids.  Mix them with a bottle of Robitussin and a can of Arizona Watermelon and beat the hell out of a fat Mexican guy like everyone else does.
2014-01-19 12:43:19 PM  
3 votes:
Let me know when they can do a giant pixie stick. Amateurs!
2014-01-19 08:36:43 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah. I did that crap in Jr High, too. That was the early 80's.

I did the hard stuff though, too. You know, inhaling a shot of Binaca Breath through the nose. My reaction to that was much like those dipshiats eating the hot peppers.

/You totally forgot about Binaca, didn't you...
2014-01-19 04:36:51 PM  
2 votes:

StrikitRich: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 380x280]

Are Smarties the gateway to snorting Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola?


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2014-01-19 02:14:00 PM  
2 votes:
Because the Brits don't have access to Pixie-Stix?

This is like the candy version of Krokodil...
2014-01-19 11:41:01 AM  
2 votes:
Can we bring back metal jungle gyms, Jarts, no helmet or seat belt laws? Please?
The gene pool is getting kind of crowded.
2014-01-19 09:41:53 PM  
1 votes:
This is pure snow!
i1.ytimg.com
2014-01-19 05:33:37 PM  
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Solution: Global Warming

/thinking of the children
2014-01-19 04:25:45 PM  
1 votes:
Smarties?  Please, those are so amateur.  Come back and talk to me when you do blue Sweet Tarts.


/was stupid in middle school
//shiat burns like mad
2014-01-19 04:11:29 PM  
1 votes:
At least it isn't Cheetos.

static.fjcdn.com

Those things are DANGEROUSLY cheesy.
2014-01-19 03:55:47 PM  
1 votes:
SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING!
2014-01-19 03:50:48 PM  
1 votes:
I remember, back in highschool, paying a freshman $5 to snort an entire Pixie Stick. Best $5 ever spent.


Okay okay, it was yesterday.
2014-01-19 03:23:42 PM  
1 votes:

aimtastic: British Smarties are basically plain M&Ms and nothing like the American Smarties that kids are snorting. Rockets are the Canadian version of American Smarties. The nearest UK equivalent to American Smarties are Fizzers.

Which is just a long way of saying subby is stupid.


Came to say this, glad to see the job's already been done.

Subby, you are an idiot.
2014-01-19 02:29:48 PM  
1 votes:

aimtastic: British Smarties are basically plain M&Ms and nothing like the American Smarties that kids are snorting. Rockets are the Canadian version of American Smarties. The nearest UK equivalent to American Smarties are Fizzers.

Which is just a long way of saying subby is stupid.


Glad someone was here to say that.  Damn, subs, before you correct to metric, make sure you have your information straight.
2014-01-19 01:26:31 PM  
1 votes:
Well, according to Gordon F*cking Ramsay, it's that green sh*t he throws on everything:

i43.tinypic.com
2014-01-19 12:31:31 PM  
1 votes:
Christ, I did that ONE TIME in High School to get a rise out of my teacher and classmates, and now it's a friggin' fad?!

I'm like a poor man's David Bowie! :-(
2014-01-19 12:12:17 PM  
1 votes:
Who the fark calls smarties rockets?
 
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