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(Daily Mail)   Parents warned about new junior high fad: smashing and snorting Rockets (Smarties for you Brits). Sadly, unlike the stupid snap bracelet crap, this one has youtube videos   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 15
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2014-01-19 01:05:08 PM  
19 votes:
British Smarties are basically plain M&Ms and nothing like the American Smarties that kids are snorting. Rockets are the Canadian version of American Smarties. The nearest UK equivalent to American Smarties are Fizzers.

Which is just a long way of saying subby is stupid.
2014-01-19 12:12:17 PM  
4 votes:
Who the fark calls smarties rockets?
2014-01-19 11:41:01 AM  
3 votes:
Can we bring back metal jungle gyms, Jarts, no helmet or seat belt laws? Please?
The gene pool is getting kind of crowded.
2014-01-19 05:14:21 PM  
2 votes:
This just in: Middle schoolers are stupid.
2014-01-19 01:27:30 PM  
2 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: WTF are rockets?


These are rockets:

burckeri.files.wordpress.com

Also these:
 www.urgente24.com
2014-01-19 01:20:38 PM  
2 votes:
WTF are rockets?
NFA [TotalFark]
2014-01-19 11:39:45 AM  
2 votes:
"kids who inhale crushed-up candies could be more susceptible to drug and nicotine addiction later in life compared to their peers. "


Citation needed. Although I KNOW there isn't a research paper to support this.
2014-01-19 04:07:38 PM  
1 votes:
Real men snort snickers.
2014-01-19 04:06:20 PM  
1 votes:

SoundOfOneHandWanking: Rockets are entirely different from Smarties.

/never heard of Rockets
//must be a West Coast thing


Or you could scroll up a few posts for a picture!

(US) smarties == (CA) rockets

Neither one has anything to do with 'brits'.  As was said, subby is an idiot.
2014-01-19 03:47:09 PM  
1 votes:
Meh.

Pussies.

Real men(in the 8th grade) snorted Crosstops.
2014-01-19 03:24:32 PM  
1 votes:
Stupid kids.  Mix them with a bottle of Robitussin and a can of Arizona Watermelon and beat the hell out of a fat Mexican guy like everyone else does.
2014-01-19 03:21:56 PM  
1 votes:
Geeze in my day people that wanted to snort stuff did blow.
2014-01-19 02:53:28 PM  
1 votes:
New?
2014-01-19 02:29:48 PM  
1 votes:

aimtastic: British Smarties are basically plain M&Ms and nothing like the American Smarties that kids are snorting. Rockets are the Canadian version of American Smarties. The nearest UK equivalent to American Smarties are Fizzers.

Which is just a long way of saying subby is stupid.


Glad someone was here to say that.  Damn, subs, before you correct to metric, make sure you have your information straight.
2014-01-19 12:01:39 PM  
1 votes:
Kids are dumb.
 
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