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(Mirror.co.uk)   Chinese man inflates 4 tires. In 21 minutes. With his nose. So, what impressive feat have YOU done this weekend?   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 65
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-01-19 09:22:05 AM
I got out of bed twice and blew my nose four times.
 
2014-01-19 09:43:42 AM
Inner tubes are not tyres.
 
2014-01-19 09:50:29 AM
I have managed to *just* touch the tip of my left thumb to the base of my left pinky finger.

/physical therapy's a biatch
 
2014-01-19 09:53:00 AM

TheHighlandHowler: Inner tubes are not tyres.


Tires either.

I demand 35 PSI.
 
2014-01-19 10:34:37 AM
I slashed 4 inner tubes to preserve balance in the universe.
 
2014-01-19 10:43:49 AM
www.a1tireinc.com

Another American industry lost to China
 
2014-01-19 11:12:09 AM
Nie started honing his unusual ability after a doctor told him blowing up balloons with his nose would improve his health.

Traditional Chinese medicine is so much better than Western methods.  Thousands of years of wisdom and all.
 
2014-01-19 11:23:41 AM
I used an air compressor.
 
2014-01-19 11:26:21 AM
Is this guy available for parties?
 
2014-01-19 11:28:48 AM
Labor costs are a lot lower there.  Tire inflatorist, as a career, went away with pinsetter and elevator operator here in the States.
 
2014-01-19 11:29:23 AM
That's nothing.  I knew a Polish man who blew up a car. He's the one with the burnt lips
 
2014-01-19 11:29:50 AM
Nie started honing his unusual ability after a doctor told him blowing up balloons with his nose would improve his health.

That's some fine doctoring you got there, Lou...
 
2014-01-19 11:31:44 AM
Up your nose with a rubber hose.

/Well, someone had to say it
 
2014-01-19 11:32:21 AM
And to think in North America we can' get our windows wiped by a gas jockey with an oily rag.

Don't tell the Pentagon but I think we have a gas station full service gap.
 
2014-01-19 11:32:54 AM
I pet my monkey first thing this morning. He got so happy he spit.But seriously, who thinks of these things?
 
2014-01-19 11:33:34 AM
Jerked off every hour on the hour
 
2014-01-19 11:33:53 AM

hardinparamedic: I used an air compressor.



Some people like the personal touch.
 
2014-01-19 11:34:59 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Jerked off every hour on the hour



Was your wrist attached to a bicycle pump?
 
2014-01-19 11:36:26 AM
Seems more stupid than impressive, but maybe that's just me.
 
2014-01-19 11:36:27 AM
Did you guys see that dude's physique? Ain't just his nose/lungs that are strong. Damn... don't piss him off!
 
2014-01-19 11:37:54 AM
Best thing is that those inner tubes are self-sealing now.
 
2014-01-19 11:38:16 AM
I earned 500 points on Pottermore
 
2014-01-19 11:39:38 AM
As I do every morning, I sprang to my feet out of bed and sang "God Bless America" at the top of my lungs in my camo PJs.
 
2014-01-19 11:39:42 AM

GameSprocket: Best thing is that those inner tubes are self-sealing now.


That 'snot true.
 
2014-01-19 11:40:08 AM

Gecko Gingrich: I have managed to *just* touch the tip of my left thumb to the base of my left pinky finger.

/physical therapy's a biatch


Congratulations, man! Way to go!

/no snark, it's awesome
 
2014-01-19 11:41:09 AM
I opened a vacuum sealed pack of baby swiss cheese slices.
 
2014-01-19 11:42:20 AM

miss diminutive: I slashed 4 inner tubes to preserve balance in the universe.


But did you slash them with your vagina dentata? 'cause that's really the only way to truly balance the Nasal Inflator.

/China has weird superheroes
 
2014-01-19 11:47:01 AM
Keep your cocaine away from this guy
 
2014-01-19 11:47:19 AM

brimed03: China has weird superheroes


 www.mylespaul.com
 
2014-01-19 11:51:42 AM
Chinese man inflates 4 tires. In 21 minutes. With his nose. So, what impressive feat have YOU done this weekend?

Let's see, I've opened inkjet packages with a cleaver
www.stopbuyingcrap.com

Blisterpaks with a blowtorch
www.usernomics.com

And cellphone packing with my teeth.
images.sodahead.com

I still have some left over dynamite, though...
 
2014-01-19 12:00:16 PM

brimed03: Gecko Gingrich: I have managed to *just* touch the tip of my left thumb to the base of my left pinky finger.

/physical therapy's a biatch

Congratulations, man! Way to go!

/no snark, it's awesome


Thanks. :)
 
2014-01-19 12:03:28 PM
I am officially no longer constipated
 
2014-01-19 12:06:39 PM
While not quite within the time stated, I did manage to take a break from my busy schedule to impress everyone on the internet and still made it to the gym in under 28 minutes.
 
2014-01-19 12:10:49 PM
Some people think it's funny, but it's snot.
 
2014-01-19 12:11:51 PM

Snarfangel: Chinese man inflates 4 tires. In 21 minutes. With his nose. So, what impressive feat have YOU done this weekend?

Let's see, I've opened inkjet packages with a cleaver
[www.stopbuyingcrap.com image 580x341]

Blisterpaks with a blowtorch
[www.usernomics.com image 350x251]

And cellphone packing with my teeth.
[images.sodahead.com image 311x281]

I still have some left over dynamite, though...


Or buy one of these...
 
2014-01-19 12:18:53 PM
I trolled more than one forum
 
2014-01-19 12:24:05 PM
.. now he's known for how hard he blows, which, in some communities I guess marks him as remarkable

/Match.com
 
2014-01-19 12:25:17 PM

Gecko Gingrich: brimed03: Gecko Gingrich: I have managed to *just* touch the tip of my left thumb to the base of my left pinky finger.

/physical therapy's a biatch

Congratulations, man! Way to go!

/no snark, it's awesome

Thanks. :)


If you're allowed, when the hand gets up to snuff, start squeezing a stress ball periodically all day for a while. I was able to swiftly get all my hand strength back that way. Good luck, and hang in there!
 
2014-01-19 12:28:53 PM

Clemkadidlefark: .. now he's known for how hard he blows, which, in some communities I guess marks him as remarkable

/Match.com


He could make a fortune snowblowing sidewalks.

/would severly damage lady parts
 
2014-01-19 12:29:57 PM
*severely
 
2014-01-19 12:35:19 PM
I watched a guy inflate four tires with his nose...
 
2014-01-19 12:40:04 PM
Was it this guy?

dr2myn8hjue41.cloudfront.net
 
2014-01-19 12:48:08 PM
Had long John silvers for lunch and have yet to puke. But the days still young.
 
2014-01-19 01:10:23 PM

Gecko Gingrich: I have managed to *just* touch the tip of my left thumb to the base of my left pinky finger.

/physical therapy's a biatch


I can touch my left thumb to the base of  my right pinky finger.

[wild laughter]
 
2014-01-19 01:13:09 PM

offmymeds: I opened a vacuum sealed pack of baby swiss cheese slices.


By any chance are you from Philly?
 
2014-01-19 01:16:12 PM
This thread blows like subbys mom.
 
2014-01-19 01:32:35 PM
I'm not sure impressive is really the right word here.  Strange? Sure.  Interesting? Maybe.  Impressive?  Not so much.
 
2014-01-19 01:43:05 PM
Impressive? That?

No, no no.

Impressive is when a single parent with little money can't buy food for the next two weeks and the ex decides to turn down alimony for that month so his kids can eat.

That would be impressive.

/Still not impressed
 
2014-01-19 01:53:48 PM
I got hung over and barfed in the kitchen sink
 
2014-01-19 01:59:59 PM
Picked out ALL my toe jam finally....then went and made chocolate chip cookies...
 
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