ObliqueAsymptote: Chihuahua mix outside at 2 AM?? Even after discovering a mountain lion had taken their neighbor's boxer at 3 AM on a previous night?Murderous, negligent shiat for brain farks.
lenfromak: yousaywut: If a mountain lion attacks a person, immediately call 911.When seconds count, the police will be there in minutes.
Somacandra: When I worked on contract with the Nature Conservancy doing vegetation surveys in OK, my partner and I encountered a mountain lion running concentrically smaller circles around us during a late summer afternoon. I insisted we get in the car and head back to the base cabin.
enry: You don't need to outrun the mountain lion. You need to outrun your friend.
wickedragon: Mountain Lions are what, like 50-60 kg?Pft, bring it. Its like fighting a ferocious twelve year old with tiny knives. It will hurt me, it might fark me up, but I'm a bigger predator and I will tell it with fists, teeth and an axe.
rosebud_the_sled: wickedragon: Mountain Lions are what, like 50-60 kg?Pft, bring it. Its like fighting a ferocious twelve year old with tiny knives. It will hurt me, it might fark me up, but I'm a bigger predator and I will tell it with fists, teeth and an axe.Personally, I prefer rape. Mountain lions hate being raped. It keeps them away.Try it next time./learned that from an old Catholic priest
ForTheSakeOfArgument: Also, I might note that it had a cub with it as evidenced by at least 4 different sized paw prints. Came to find out I was camping near a mtn lion den! Anybody out there know where I can look up known denning activity for a particular area? Seems like good information to make people aware of...
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