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2014-01-19 04:12:55 AM  

brownlady79: But seriously you can feel so much emotion in this dog...this part is achingly beautiful.


Get off the phone.
 
2014-01-19 04:13:18 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: harleyquinnical: demaL-demaL-yeH: harleyquinnical: Suddenly, I want to hear REM's 'Losing My Religion' with a banjo instead of a mandolin.

I've been messing with their lyrics since Mumble came out.

LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME JUST DO!

There. It didn't happen.

Now try making up lyrics to Radio Free Europe.
Anything you come up with will sound more plausible than the "real" lyrics.
/Mike had hair and a few dozen marbles in his mouth for that album.
//Or a pair of ben-wa balls.
///We were never sure.


I'm pretty sure it was marbles, benoit balls, and he just came back from the dentist.

Here it goes...

Up in Seattle the rain is gonna stay
The sky will always be a neutral gray
Folks up there drink coffee all day long
Or stay inside hitting on a bong.

STAAAAAR-AAARBUCK'S NATION!
 
2014-01-19 04:14:06 AM  
mikaloyd:It just makes me horny.

Not enough brass to get me horny.
 
2014-01-19 04:14:47 AM  

mikaloyd: Where is the crossover point between violin and fiddle?


Somewhere around I-64.
North of it: violin
South: Fiddle
 
2014-01-19 04:14:59 AM  
it's almost done.
 
2014-01-19 04:15:27 AM  

harleyquinnical: demaL-demaL-yeH: harleyquinnical: demaL-demaL-yeH: harleyquinnical: Suddenly, I want to hear REM's 'Losing My Religion' with a banjo instead of a mandolin.

I've been messing with their lyrics since Mumble came out.

LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME JUST DO!

There. It didn't happen.

Now try making up lyrics to Radio Free Europe.
Anything you come up with will sound more plausible than the "real" lyrics.
/Mike had hair and a few dozen marbles in his mouth for that album.
//Or a pair of ben-wa balls.
///We were never sure.

I'm pretty sure it was marbles, benoit balls, and he just came back from the dentist.

Here it goes...

Up in Seattle the rain is gonna stay
The sky will always be a neutral gray
Folks up there drink coffee all day long
Or stay inside hitting on a bong.

STAAAAAR-AAARBUCK'S NATION!


Perfection.
See?
 
2014-01-19 04:15:39 AM  

brownlady79: brownlady79: But seriously you can feel so much emotion in this dog...this part is achingly beautiful.

SONG


LOL
 
2014-01-19 04:15:40 AM  

brownlady79: brownlady79: But seriously you can feel so much emotion in this dog...this part is achingly beautiful.

SONG


whew.
 
2014-01-19 04:15:48 AM  

soosh: it's almost done.


The snows have receded, green is sprouting again, but there is still quiet...no animal life.
 
2014-01-19 04:16:13 AM  

harleyquinnical: mikaloyd:It just makes me horny.

Not enough brass to get me horny.


Here come da reeds. Horns next
 
2014-01-19 04:16:33 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: mikaloyd: Where is the crossover point between violin and fiddle?

The Cumberland Gap, although some say it's just past the Azores.


Dude. I was in the Cumberland Gap this week. It's ALL FIDDLE ALL THE TIME there.
 
2014-01-19 04:16:37 AM  
going to play through until 1am Alaska time.
 
2014-01-19 04:16:56 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: brownlady79: But seriously you can feel so much emotion in this dog...this part is achingly beautiful.

Get off the phone.


Thanks bro
 
2014-01-19 04:17:04 AM  
c-c-c--combo breaker
 
2014-01-19 04:17:43 AM  

soosh: going to play through until 1am Alaska time.


Sweeeeet
 
2014-01-19 04:18:19 AM  
Im wondrin why she left me sech a long time ago
 
2014-01-19 04:18:26 AM  
I used to work with a person that played with the Chicago Symphony during the Solti years. He would complain about things and berate the Union that he belonged to. Every time I brought up music, it became negative. Don't think there were enough French Horn parts in that......
 
2014-01-19 04:18:36 AM  

soosh: going to play through until 1am Alaska time.


I can hang 'til the end...for the same excuse I've used the past 3 nights...
 
2014-01-19 04:20:04 AM  

bionicjoe: demaL-demaL-yeH: mikaloyd: Where is the crossover point between violin and fiddle?

The Cumberland Gap, although some say it's just past the Azores.

Dude. I was in the Cumberland Gap this week. It's ALL FIDDLE ALL THE TIME there.


See?
 
2014-01-19 04:20:36 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Perfection. See?


In case you haven't guessed, I've listened to soooo much Weird Al, among other parodists, and have a gift for improvisation.

/I just suck at composing music.
 
2014-01-19 04:21:46 AM  
Mags is going to be so ticked off at you, soosh.
 
2014-01-19 04:21:54 AM  
If I was riding my motorcycle Id be banging my head so hard right now by the time I got home the gas tank would barely hold a gallon.
 
2014-01-19 04:23:43 AM  
Wolf?
 
2014-01-19 04:24:04 AM  

mikaloyd: If I was riding my motorcycle Id be banging my head so hard right now by the time I got home the gas tank would barely hold a gallon.


I know what outfit I should be wearing, but what leather jacket: aviator, regular black, or full length duster?...question also applies to this blues number.
 
2014-01-19 04:24:04 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Mags is going to be so ticked off at you, soosh.


-Not for long. Her memory aint what it once was.
 
2014-01-19 04:26:58 AM  

soosh: going to play through until 1am Alaska time.


Cool, but mom is already giving me shiat about my drinking. 

/sorry, ma
 
2014-01-19 04:27:02 AM  

harleyquinnical: mikaloyd: If I was riding my motorcycle Id be banging my head so hard right now by the time I got home the gas tank would barely hold a gallon.

I know what outfit I should be wearing, but what leather jacket: aviator, regular black, or full length duster?...question also applies to this blues number.


Blues like this comes from only one place and time. Summer in the deep South. The only leather you want on is enough betweem your feet and the road to prevent blisters.
 
2014-01-19 04:27:56 AM  

mikaloyd: demaL-demaL-yeH: Mags is going to be so ticked off at you, soosh.

-Not for long. Her memory aint what it once was.


A woman will hold a grudge for something she dreamed you did. Forever. It will be on The List.
 
2014-01-19 04:29:44 AM  

mikaloyd: Blues like this comes from only one place and time. Summer in the deep South. The only leather you want on is enough betweem your feet and the road to prevent blisters.


Odds are I've walked that road enough to where I don't get blisters because my bare feet are too calised for me to care.
 
2014-01-19 04:30:23 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: mikaloyd: demaL-demaL-yeH: Mags is going to be so ticked off at you, soosh.

-Not for long. Her memory aint what it once was.

A woman will hold a grudge for something she dreamed you did. Forever. It will be on The List.


true true, but the culprit and the evil deed in question drift around from person to person and deed to deed
 
2014-01-19 04:31:57 AM  

harleyquinnical: mikaloyd: Blues like this comes from only one place and time. Summer in the deep South. The only leather you want on is enough betweem your feet and the road to prevent blisters.

Odds are I've walked that road enough to where I don't get blisters because my bare feet are too calised for me to care.


Must. Not. Mention. The. Crappy. Sammy. Song.
 
2014-01-19 04:32:09 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: mikaloyd: demaL-demaL-yeH: Mags is going to be so ticked off at you, soosh.

-Not for long. Her memory aint what it once was.

A woman will hold a grudge for something she dreamed you did. Forever. It will be on The List.


Well, maybe if he wouldn't give her a reason to dream those things she wouldn't have to!
 
2014-01-19 04:32:20 AM  

harleyquinnical: mikaloyd: Blues like this comes from only one place and time. Summer in the deep South. The only leather you want on is enough betweem your feet and the road to prevent blisters.

Odds are I've walked that road enough to where I don't get blisters because my bare feet are too calised for me to care.


Hot road walker test:

What part of a hot road do you aim for with your bare feet?
 
2014-01-19 04:33:09 AM  

mikaloyd: demaL-demaL-yeH: mikaloyd: demaL-demaL-yeH: Mags is going to be so ticked off at you, soosh.

-Not for long. Her memory aint what it once was.

A woman will hold a grudge for something she dreamed you did. Forever. It will be on The List.

true true, but the culprit and the evil deed in question drift around from person to person and deed to deed


like sand on the beach and whatever bikini you're watching now.
 
2014-01-19 04:33:59 AM  

mikaloyd: harleyquinnical: mikaloyd: Blues like this comes from only one place and time. Summer in the deep South. The only leather you want on is enough betweem your feet and the road to prevent blisters.

Odds are I've walked that road enough to where I don't get blisters because my bare feet are too calised for me to care.

Hot road walker test:

What part of a hot road do you aim for with your bare feet?


paint
 
2014-01-19 04:34:13 AM  
Dizzy Miss Lizzy sounds a lot like the itchy itchy shake
 
2014-01-19 04:35:01 AM  

soosh: mikaloyd: harleyquinnical: mikaloyd: Blues like this comes from only one place and time. Summer in the deep South. The only leather you want on is enough betweem your feet and the road to prevent blisters.

Odds are I've walked that road enough to where I don't get blisters because my bare feet are too calised for me to care.

Hot road walker test:

What part of a hot road do you aim for with your bare feet?

paint


You pass.
 
2014-01-19 04:35:58 AM  
Woo Horton Heat.
 
2014-01-19 04:39:02 AM  

harleyquinnical: mikaloyd: Blues like this comes from only one place and time. Summer in the deep South. The only leather you want on is enough betweem your feet and the road to prevent blisters.

Odds are I've walked that road enough to where I don't get blisters because my bare feet are too calised for me to care.


Want to know how I know you don't live in Tucson?
/Oven mitts are summer driving gloves.
 
2014-01-19 04:41:08 AM  
It's true.
 
2014-01-19 04:41:40 AM  
I want to see this movie
 
2014-01-19 04:42:29 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Must. Not. Mention. The. Crappy. Sammy. Song.


No clue what you could be talking about.

mikaloyd: Hot road walker test:  What part of a hot road do you aim for with your bare feet?


So much for being poetic...l wouldn't say I aim while walking on the balls of my feet.
 
2014-01-19 04:42:33 AM  

mikaloyd: I want to see this movie


I live this movie. I'm a woman, after all.
 
2014-01-19 04:47:50 AM  

brownlady79: mikaloyd: I want to see this movie

I live this movie. I'm a woman, after all.


I am woman afterall
In numbers far to great to fall
And I know to much to go back and pretend
I drive well Im not a whore
Unless it has four on the floor
See Im talking about cars here and not men
 
2014-01-19 04:48:14 AM  

harleyquinnical: demaL-demaL-yeH: Must. Not. Mention. The. Crappy. Sammy. Song.

No clue what you could be talking about.


Good. It's a really painful earworm.
 
2014-01-19 04:49:08 AM  
Now I'm doing the robot
 
2014-01-19 04:49:33 AM  
Systemui crashing with tunein.... Several times.... Grrrrr.
 
2014-01-19 04:50:08 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: harleyquinnical: demaL-demaL-yeH: Must. Not. Mention. The. Crappy. Sammy. Song.

No clue what you could be talking about.

Good. It's a really painful earworm.


I'll take your word for it...I'd hear it once, and then have it play back in my head at the most inopportune moment.
 
2014-01-19 04:54:41 AM  
I love this right here with the green onions and peppers
 
2014-01-19 04:54:43 AM  
 
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