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(Click On Detroit)   I don't always steal pickup trucks and get chased by police. But when I do, I do it while 9 months pregnant   (clickondetroit.com) divider line 30
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4650 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jan 2014 at 1:47 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-19 12:37:05 AM  
Well, there's no time like the present.
 
2014-01-19 01:51:46 AM  
I guess that's one way to induce labor.
 
2014-01-19 01:55:48 AM  
The comments make it look like the site has a strong membership base at Stormfront.
 
2014-01-19 02:05:35 AM  
Hormones made her cray-cray your honor!
 
2014-01-19 02:08:11 AM  
I once got my car struck in a hit and run by a pregnant woman who had stolen her husband's pickup truck. I didn't know it was a pregnant woman when the accident happened, and when the police tracked the car down and told me, I was absolutely terrified ... until they showed me that the truck wasn't even scratched, while my Mazda had completely lost its front bumper.

/reason she ran was because she was an illegal alien and was afraid of getting arrested for the accident
 
2014-01-19 02:11:39 AM  

HotWingAgenda: I once got my car struck in a hit and run by a pregnant woman who had stolen her husband's pickup truck. I didn't know it was a pregnant woman when the accident happened, and when the police tracked the car down and told me, I was absolutely terrified ... until they showed me that the truck wasn't even scratched, while my Mazda had completely lost its front bumper.

/reason she ran was because she was an illegal alien and was afraid of getting arrested for the accident


An illegal alien who was pregnant? Get the fark outta here
 
2014-01-19 02:33:28 AM  
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2014-01-19 02:40:44 AM  
I wonder if the justice system lets women about to pop get away with stealing pickup trucks and evading the police. Or maybe they'll have to punish her because of the other three people and don't want to show obvious lenience.
 
2014-01-19 02:51:28 AM  
Calling it now:  Her defense will be she was in labor and just needed a police escort to the hospital.
 
2014-01-19 02:51:59 AM  
I'd like to think she didn't know it was stolen, and went into labor when she found out. But probley not.
 
2014-01-19 03:02:13 AM  
My sister was in two separate car accidents while pregnant with her first child. In the second, she was making a left turn and was t-boned by another car--driven by a woman who was ALSO 7 mos. pregnant at the time. The medics who responded to the scene were a bit, shall we say, alarmed.

Pregnant women shouldn't drive. The hormones make them insane.
 
2014-01-19 03:04:24 AM  
Gyrfalcon:

Pregnant women shouldn't drive. The hormonesvagina make them insane.
 
2014-01-19 03:05:05 AM  

Gyrfalcon: My sister was in two separate car accidents while pregnant with her first child. In the second, she was making a left turn and was t-boned by another car--driven by a woman who was ALSO 7 mos. pregnant at the time. The medics who responded to the scene were a bit, shall we say, alarmed.

Pregnant women shouldn't drive. The hormones make them insane.


FTFY
 
2014-01-19 03:05:24 AM  
So, hope she used the carpool lane. Must have been a newer club cab or one of those other crazy types. Once knew  a guy who contended a 6' bed was full sized. Until i pulled up in my full sized 8' bed.
 
2014-01-19 03:12:14 AM  
I say charge them all and send the baby to juvie.
 
2014-01-19 03:15:48 AM  
Stay thirsty my friends.
 
2014-01-19 03:16:30 AM  
we cut off abortion WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy too soon
 
2014-01-19 03:33:46 AM  
Nods approvingly,,,,,

media.oregonlive.com
 
2014-01-19 03:34:21 AM  
Smart loving couples that want to be parents and face roadblocks... Sickens me. Give those kids a fighting chance. They will be in charge of our world someday. I want smart kids running my world .
 
2014-01-19 03:35:38 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Nods approvingly,,,,,


That pic screams biatch,

/judging by the cover
 
2014-01-19 04:43:08 AM  

Yogimus: Gyrfalcon:

Pregnant women shouldn't drive. The hormonesvagina make them insane.


Neondistraction: Gyrfalcon: My sister was in two separate car accidents while pregnant with her first child. In the second, she was making a left turn and was t-boned by another car--driven by a woman who was ALSO 7 mos. pregnant at the time. The medics who responded to the scene were a bit, shall we say, alarmed.

Pregnant women shouldn't drive. The hormones make them insane.

FTFY


OK? OK? Anyone want to try for #3???

Love you guys too...
 
2014-01-19 05:11:00 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Yogimus: Gyrfalcon:

Pregnant women shouldn't drive. The hormonesvagina make them insane.

Neondistraction: Gyrfalcon: My sister was in two separate car accidents while pregnant with her first child. In the second, she was making a left turn and was t-boned by another car--driven by a woman who was ALSO 7 mos. pregnant at the time. The medics who responded to the scene were a bit, shall we say, alarmed.

Pregnant women shouldn't drive. The hormones make them insane.

FTFY

OK? OK? Anyone want to try for #3???

Love you guys too...


There is a REASON it's called hysteria.
 
2014-01-19 05:17:19 AM  

Ex-Texan: So, hope she used the carpool lane. Must have been a newer club cab or one of those other crazy types. Once knew  a guy who contended a 6' bed was full sized. Until i pulled up in my full sized 8' bed.


A carpool lane? In Metro Detroit? Tee hee!
 
2014-01-19 07:25:26 AM  

Gyrfalcon: OK? OK? Anyone want to try for #3???


Hormones shouldn't pregnant. The insane make them women.
 
2014-01-19 07:38:08 AM  

doglover: Gyrfalcon: OK? OK? Anyone want to try for #3???

Hormones shouldn't pregnant. The insane make them women.


:-( I had #4 oh well...
 
2014-01-19 07:51:44 AM  

Molavian: The comments make it look like the site has a strong membership base at Stormfront.


Yeah.  Welcome to the culture of the Greater Metropolitan Detroit Area.  Interesting place to live.  People wonder why I have my concealed carry permit.  One of those reasons is that I'm a pasty white guy dating a beautiful black girl.  It has been interesting
 
2014-01-19 08:17:31 AM  

AngryDragon: Molavian: The comments make it look like the site has a strong membership base at Stormfront.

Yeah.  Welcome to the culture of the Greater Metropolitan Detroit Area.  Interesting place to live.  People wonder why I have my concealed carry permit.  One of those reasons is that I'm a pasty white guy dating a beautiful black girl.  It has been interesting


nexxtlevelup.com
 
2014-01-19 10:13:40 AM  
I drive this stretch of road almost every day.  Scary to think that some moron could have killed me over stealing a truck.
Two questions:
1.  Why go the wrong way down a major road? Like that's really going to help you get away.
2.  Did they really think the pregnant woman was an asset while stealing a truck?
Perhaps she was the only one who knew how to hotwire it.

/Getting a real kick, etc....
 
2014-01-19 12:48:07 PM  
Was she angling for a free State-paid delivery?
 
2014-01-19 04:12:53 PM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: AngryDragon: Molavian: The comments make it look like the site has a strong membership base at Stormfront.

Yeah.  Welcome to the culture of the Greater Metropolitan Detroit Area.  Interesting place to live.  People wonder why I have my concealed carry permit.  One of those reasons is that I'm a pasty white guy dating a beautiful black girl.  It has been interesting

[nexxtlevelup.com image 625x417]


I'm a white guy.  I took a half black half asian girl to senior prom.  Got damn she was farking beautiful, and she tasted like a tangy peach.  I'll admit though, I enjoyed the attention I got from the rest of my class (there was literally less than 10 black kids in the entire school).  She ended up being wayyyy too crazy for me though.  Had to end it.  But I didn't think twice about a long term relationship with her at one point.

shiat I miss those days...
 
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