Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(TMZ)   The Worm leaves the tequila bottle behind   (tmz.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting  
•       •       •

5668 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Jan 2014 at 12:34 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



37 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2014-01-19 12:36:03 AM  
He has a substance abuse problem?

I, for one, am shocked.
 
2014-01-19 12:36:07 AM  
I'm sure he'll rebound
 
2014-01-19 12:39:09 AM  
"Dennis Rodman---
Enters Rehab for Alcohol..."

Hey, Dennis - you're doing it backwards - Rehab doesn't have alcohol for you....

\unless you find a alky mule....
 
2014-01-19 12:40:40 AM  
I guess he had... Un too many
 
2014-01-19 12:44:29 AM  
"The Worm leaves the tequila bottle behind ."  ~ Ancient Fremen Proverb
 
2014-01-19 12:58:10 AM  
Must be hell being under the pressure of being......something or another.

Who's this guy?
 
2014-01-19 12:58:55 AM  
Hopefully that explains his short romance with the leader of Best Korea.

/eventually it's going to come out that someone who worked for him on those trips was a CIA plant.
 
2014-01-19 01:01:57 AM  
The First Step, is admitting you did "Double Team"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36gSLmCHpUQ
 
2014-01-19 01:11:51 AM  

Strongbeerrules: Must be hell being under the pressure of being......something or another.

Who's this guy?


You serious Clark?
 
2014-01-19 01:16:22 AM  

you are a puppet: I'm sure he'll rebound


The winner!
 
2014-01-19 01:35:25 AM  
Mezcal, not tequila.
 
2014-01-19 01:39:06 AM  
I think it'll take this time.  Take about 3 months.


Rimjob.  Er rimshot.
 
2014-01-19 01:40:05 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I guess he had... Un too many


grooooooaan
 
2014-01-19 01:43:19 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: Hopefully that explains his short romance with the leader of Best Korea.

/eventually it's going to come out that someone who worked for him on those trips was a CIA plant.


Rodman's North Korea All-Stars have been assembled. Per the Associated Press they are:

* Kenny Anderson
* Vin Baker
* Cliff Robinson
* Doug Christie
* Charles D. Smith
* Craig Hodges

Im going with Vin Baker or Doug Christie.
 
2014-01-19 02:23:55 AM  
I never actually saw that drunken interview from NK before. What a putz.

That man is a train wreck in progress and I hope he sobers up for good this time.
 
2014-01-19 02:31:48 AM  
aceandgaryjustleaveitin.gif
 
2014-01-19 02:38:26 AM  
Meanwhile, Pyongyang is reporting that Rodman had ordered the U.S. into rehab for abuse of power
 
2014-01-19 02:54:19 AM  
Where's Madonna to really reel him back in? He clearly still longs for her. A great ship without a port.
 
2014-01-19 03:04:42 AM  

FlyingJ: The First Step, is admitting you did "Double Team"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36gSLmCHpUQ


oh please, it wasn't that bad of a... LOLOLO. couldn't say that with a straight face. It definitely falls into the so bad it's good category.
 
2014-01-19 03:23:02 AM  
He's only doing this as PR damage control.  This little charade only happened after he saw how much attention he got after taking part in the first game with HBO, since it got him back on the news and got people talking about him again.  He needs work since he squandered his NBA wealth, and was hoping he could parlay this new buzz around him into another paying media gig.  But it blew up in his face and he comes out of the whole situation looking like an asshole, so blame it on the booze.
 
2014-01-19 04:35:01 AM  
I once knew a guy who was nicknamed 'the worm' when he was in high school.

/it's cause his cock was 11 inches, flaccid. I really didn't need to know that, and I'm sure you didn't either.
//he thought it was useless cause he could never use the whole thing when hard
 
2014-01-19 07:29:34 AM  
And I thought he was just a carrier.  I know he sent me heading for the bottle every time I heard him talk.
 
2014-01-19 07:33:09 AM  
He belongs more in Gitmo.
 
2014-01-19 07:47:13 AM  

Shadowtag: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I guess he had... Un too many

grooooooaan


cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2014-01-19 09:00:06 AM  
It's the standard move for celebrities who have done something embarrassing to check into rehab. It's kind of a hiding place while the heat is still on. Nobody ever really gets rehabilitated.
 
2014-01-19 09:21:05 AM  

oryx: It's the standard move for celebrities who have done something embarrassing to check into rehab. It's kind of a hiding place while the heat is still on. Nobody ever really gets rehabilitated.


You sound famous. Give me your farking autograph.
 
2014-01-19 09:29:02 AM  

oryx: It's the standard move for celebrities who have done something embarrassing to check into rehab. It's kind of a hiding place while the heat is still on. Nobody ever really gets rehabilitated.


So why would Rodman be doing this?
 
2014-01-19 09:33:53 AM  
Tequila doesn't have a worm.  That's mezcal.
Mexican law forbids a worm in tequila.
Tequila can only be made from the blue agava plant grown in only a few federal states.  Mezcal can be made from any.

Official Mexican Standard for Tequila
NOM-006-SCFI-2005
 
2014-01-19 10:10:47 AM  

elguerodiablo: Dwight_Yeast: Hopefully that explains his short romance with the leader of Best Korea.

/eventually it's going to come out that someone who worked for him on those trips was a CIA plant.

Rodman's North Korea All-Stars have been assembled. Per the Associated Press they are:

* Kenny Anderson
* Vin Baker
* Cliff Robinson
* Doug Christie
* Charles D. Smith
* Craig Hodges

Im going with Vin Baker or Doug Christie.


That trip was financed by an Irish betting company.  Considering the NBA's prior issues with gambling, either these guys are now dead to the Association, or David Stern was in on the CIA meetings.
 
2014-01-19 10:32:03 AM  

LograyX: He has a substance abuse problem?

I, for one, am shocked.

 
2014-01-19 04:09:22 PM  
Repeat.
 
2014-01-19 04:44:38 PM  

elguerodiablo: Dwight_Yeast: Hopefully that explains his short romance with the leader of Best Korea.

/eventually it's going to come out that someone who worked for him on those trips was a CIA plant.

Rodman's North Korea All-Stars have been assembled. Per the Associated Press they are:

* Kenny Anderson
* Vin Baker
* Cliff Robinson
* Doug Christie
* Charles D. Smith
* Craig Hodges

Im going with Vin Baker or Doug Christie.


He brought along a good drinking buddy.
 
2014-01-19 08:58:38 PM  
Not so sure if it was the booze so much as it was having guns pointed to his head (off screen of course) and the possibility of ending up in Camp 14.
 
2014-01-19 09:11:40 PM  
Hmmm.... I can almost see this being a movie.

Dennis Rodman is approached by the CIA to spy on the new North Korean leader by pretending to be his eccentric American celebrity friend. Kim Jung Un shows him around his country and Dennis Rodman secrets conducts covert operations. When he gets back to the USA he "goes into rehab" to explain his absence but in reality he's being debriefed by the CIA.
 
2014-01-20 07:25:28 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: [cdn.motinetwork.net image 640x528]


Pure art.
 
2014-01-20 07:40:18 AM  

i741.photobucket.com
RIP WORM




/Chuck Daly was the only person to have a postitive affect on Rodman.
 
2014-01-20 09:51:47 AM  

Ghastly: Hmmm.... I can almost see this being a movie.

Dennis Rodman is approached by the CIA to spy on the new North Korean leader by pretending to be his eccentric American celebrity friend. Kim Jung Un shows him around his country and Dennis Rodman secrets conducts covert operations. When he gets back to the USA he "goes into rehab" to explain his absence but in reality he's being debriefed by the CIA.


I'm thinking a remake of Firefox, with Rodman in the Clint Eastwood role.
 
Displayed 37 of 37 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report