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2014-01-18 11:18:59 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Whatthefark: MBooda: fusillade762: Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse? Or maybe three of them?

Shrimp, Mayonnaise and Doritos are three of the four horsemen. The fourth is bacon.

No, the fourth is Taco Bell making a taco with those ingredients.

Taco Bell used to have a shrimp taco that came with their 'baja sauce' which seemed to be mayonnaise based.  I think it was the best menu item they've had, it's a shame they don't carry it anymore.

ZzeusS: whatshisname: Doktor_Zhivago: Is subby aware that most shrimp sauce you get in the states is actually shrimp and mayonnaise based?  The horror!

I thought shrimp sauce was horseradish and ketchup. That's the sauce you put on shrimp or seafood.
Is there a ubiquitous "shrimp sauce" made with shrimp and mayo that I haven't heard about?


I know my family in New Orleans concocts some type of ketchup mayo and something else to make the Skrimp Sauce.

I watched in horror as this was performed in front of me during a Crab Boil.

Remoulade maybe?



No, this was a thing where they actually took Ketchup, Mayo and a third thing and mixed it all up as a sauce for All Things Seafood.  Everyone else was doing it too so it wasn't just them being weird.  I mean.. the entire area was weird.   But it was fun.
 
2014-01-18 11:21:50 PM  
Carp. Ketchup. Rice cakes.
 
2014-01-18 11:25:09 PM  

ZzeusS: No, this was a thing where they actually took Ketchup, Mayo and a third thing and mixed it all up as a sauce for All Things Seafood.


I'm pretty sure the third thing was horseradish. A variation on the classic Seafood/Cocktail Sauce
 
2014-01-18 11:26:33 PM  

Oldiron_79: tinfoil-hat maggie: Oldiron_79: tinfoil-hat maggie: twistedmetal: Meh, it needs Miracle Whip.

"Are you some kind of prevert?"

I think he's leading some kind of mutiny of preverts.

I think you're right.

/Damn I copy of that moving really can suck.

You have some kind of auto correct fail going on.


Yikes sorry I'm tired and and probably should go to bed.

Yea I meant I have a copy some where and I can't find it after moving.
/Going to bed now.
 
2014-01-18 11:29:51 PM  

whatshisname: Doktor_Zhivago: Is subby aware that most shrimp sauce you get in the states is actually shrimp and mayonnaise based?  The horror!

I thought shrimp sauce was horseradish and ketchup. That's the sauce you put on shrimp or seafood.
Is there a ubiquitous "shrimp sauce" made with shrimp and mayo that I haven't heard about?


I'm surprised it took so long for someone to comment on that. YHBT HTH HAND
 
2014-01-18 11:30:53 PM  

Oldiron_79: Why do you people like mayonaise so much? Everyone knows hotsauce is the best condiment.


I love me a bacon and mayo sandwich
 
2014-01-18 11:34:05 PM  

whatshisname: ZzeusS: No, this was a thing where they actually took Ketchup, Mayo and a third thing and mixed it all up as a sauce for All Things Seafood.

I'm pretty sure the third thing was horseradish. A variation on the classic Seafood/Cocktail Sauce



Sounds right.

Now I want skrimps at 11:33 EST.
 
2014-01-18 11:34:05 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: And so no one can just accuse me of pissing on the thread, here is a list of 102 Doritos Flavors from Around the World.
come for the 'Atomic Chile Limon' and 'Blazing Jalapeño'. Stay for the 'Butter and Soy Sauce' and 'Sausage and Beer'.


They probably all have twice as much seasoning coated on them than needed, making them inedible.
 
2014-01-18 11:35:38 PM  
Can't be any worse than these octopus flavored snacks.

i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-18 11:35:48 PM  
Sea Urchin. Clotted cream. Triscuits  .... i really see nothing wrong with the  shrimp, mayo, chip combo though
 
2014-01-18 11:38:56 PM  

DeltaPunch: valkore: DeltaPunch: My fave in Japan was the sweet and crunchy honey-roasted crab:

[fxcuisine.com image 500x747]

Yum-mu.

So you just eat the entire thing, shell and all?  Got a link to this?

Yup. Tastes a little sweet like honey-roasted nuts, though there's some other kind of spice in there. Here's some photos I took on Enoshima Island:
[scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x540]
[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 720x540]

Just google around to find more info. For example.


Friggin yuck. I don't even eat the skin on chicken.
 
2014-01-18 11:41:44 PM  
What about the yummy shrimps prawns drizzled in cocktail sauce, sitting on a bed of lettuce?

Please don't tell me that pic is a "serving suggestion".... where ya need to go back out and buy prawns and sauce and lettuce.....
 
2014-01-18 11:44:44 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oldiron_79: tinfoil-hat maggie: Oldiron_79: tinfoil-hat maggie: twistedmetal: Meh, it needs Miracle Whip.

"Are you some kind of prevert?"

I think he's leading some kind of mutiny of preverts.

I think you're right.

/Damn I copy of that moving really can suck.

You have some kind of auto correct fail going on.

Yikes sorry I'm tired and and probably should go to bed.

Yea I meant I have a copy some where and I can't find it after moving.
/Going to bed now.


I have a copy of Dr Strangelove. Very interesting commentary and extras. It has a James Earl Jones interview(he was in it) I could listen to JEJ talk for hours about nothing that voice is so amazing.
 
2014-01-18 11:50:13 PM  

Miracle Whip: jchic: twistedmetal: Meh, it needs Miracle Whip

Miracle Whip makes the baby jebus cry!

Look, it was only once, we both had been drinking heavily, and I think he had dropped acid too.  Weird night.


Brilliant tie in with your user name!

/funny, that never happens for me.
 
2014-01-18 11:55:04 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

A crustacean, an emulsion, and an abomination.
 
2014-01-18 11:59:10 PM  
Sort of want.

Sounds delicious, and not too salty (as most of the other flavours are).
 
2014-01-19 12:00:25 AM  
At first I thought, "who would eat this glop but someone that was pregnant?"...Then I RTFA...Oh. Yeah.
 
2014-01-19 12:04:30 AM  

ElLoco: DeltaPunch: valkore: DeltaPunch: My fave in Japan was the sweet and crunchy honey-roasted crab:

[fxcuisine.com image 500x747]

Yum-mu.

So you just eat the entire thing, shell and all?  Got a link to this?

Yup. Tastes a little sweet like honey-roasted nuts, though there's some other kind of spice in there. Here's some photos I took on Enoshima Island:
[scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x540]
[fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 720x540]

Just google around to find more info. For example.

Friggin yuck. I don't even eat the skin on chicken.


Well you'll be glad to know those things stuck to it are egg sacs. Though sometimes they use crispy rice to simulate the eggs.
 
2014-01-19 12:04:36 AM  
Q: What did the mayo say when the refrigerator was opened?
A: "Close that door!  Can't you see I'm dressing??"

/got nothin'
 
2014-01-19 12:08:54 AM  

WoodGnome: Sort of want.

Sounds delicious, and not too salty (as most of the other flavours are).


Funny, thats also what your mom said about my cock
 
2014-01-19 12:17:17 AM  
www.spin.com
/also misspells it "Mayonaise"
//came for Billy Corgan
///decided to do it myself
 
2014-01-19 12:40:06 AM  
I actually made chicken salad once and ate it with nacho cheese Doritos...

Also: HELMANN'S, you bastards. It is the only mayonnaise worth buying. If you get anything else you deserve the food poisoning you get.
 
2014-01-19 12:45:18 AM  

Fo Shiz: /also misspells it "Mayonaise"
//came for Billy Corgan
///decided to do it myself


Heh, never realized the song title was misspelled.  And man, that is one unflattering picture of Mr. Corgan.  Still an awesome musician, though.
 
2014-01-19 12:46:23 AM  
www.agrafood.co.kr
 
2014-01-19 12:54:23 AM  
Ewww that is one disgusting sammich.
 
2014-01-19 01:01:09 AM  
Mayo pizza in Japan

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-01-19 01:09:49 AM  
www.bricoleurbanism.org
 
2014-01-19 01:18:18 AM  

Bucky Katt: Mayo pizza in Japan


You can get mayo pizza at Pizza inn. (Ham sammich pizza)

Its terrible unless you just like love mayo so much you could like set there with a tub of it and eat it.
 
2014-01-19 01:21:41 AM  

Fo Shiz: [www.spin.com image 820x546]
/also misspells it "Mayonaise"
//came for Billy Corgan
///decided to do it myself


Varys?
 
2014-01-19 01:34:54 AM  

maram500: I actually made chicken salad once and ate it with nacho cheese Doritos...

Also: HELMANN'S, you bastards. It is the only mayonnaise worth buying. If you get anything else you deserve the food poisoning you get.


It's BEST FOODS west of the Rockies you fool!
 
2014-01-19 01:35:43 AM  
I used to love shrimp, then I had some undercooked shu mai. Now the thought of them makes me nauseous.
 
2014-01-19 01:37:53 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: twistedmetal: Meh, it needs Miracle Whip.

[www.movieactors.com image 274x203]

"Are you some kind of prevert?"


Your gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola Corporation....

/Actually that flavor sounds like something I'd gladly try..
// With Coca Cola..
 
2014-01-19 01:54:10 AM  

Oldiron_79: WoodGnome: Sort of want.

Sounds delicious, and not too salty (as most of the other flavours are).

Funny, thats also what your mom said about my cock

~


As you pounded you dad's asshole.
 
2014-01-19 02:05:55 AM  

Big Ramifications: Oldiron_79: WoodGnome: Sort of want.

Sounds delicious, and not too salty (as most of the other flavours are).

Funny, thats also what your mom said about my cock
~


As you pounded you dad's asshole.


Isn't it a little late for you to be up, junior?
 
2014-01-19 02:12:03 AM  

fanbladesaresharp: maram500: I actually made chicken salad once and ate it with nacho cheese Doritos...

Also: HELMANN'S, you bastards. It is the only mayonnaise worth buying. If you get anything else you deserve the food poisoning you get.

It's BEST FOODS west of the Rockies you fool!


Screw you! I live in Louisiana!

/Kidding...
//We aren't all like the idiots portrayed on TV
///I don't even own any camo
 
2014-01-19 02:19:36 AM  
Spell check is ubiquitous these days, yet the author still spells "mayonnaise" incorrectly.  I see this more and more, but I expect better from so called "professionals".  Nobody cares anymore.  /Sad
 
2014-01-19 02:24:24 AM  
No cocktail sauce?
 
2014-01-19 02:41:19 AM  
So... Like a seafood dip on a tortilla chip? I'd try it, but I'd prefer actual seafood dip on a tortilla chip.
 
2014-01-19 04:05:48 AM  
These are so freaking good!

i.walmartimages.com


But the best chip ever is...


londonpride.com

/Japan is the land of eternal weirdness
//But also some deliciousness!
 
2014-01-19 05:06:12 AM  

Whatthefark: MBooda: fusillade762: Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse? Or maybe three of them?

Shrimp, Mayonnaise and Doritos are three of the four horsemen. The fourth is bacon.

No, the fourth is Taco Bell making a taco with those ingredients.


Didn't Taco Bell sell shrimp tacos for a limited time a few years ago? It was shrimp in a taco shell with a cream sauce, so it was like having those 3 ingredients together.
 
2014-01-19 05:50:10 AM  
f00.inventorspot.com
www.jaunted.com
www.yummly.com
www.skyblue-pink.com
www.jaunted.com
f00.inventorspot.com
 
2014-01-19 06:29:31 AM  
What Japan uses to make mayo is a different than what we use, so it tastes pretty different too just keep that in mind.
 
2014-01-19 06:44:30 AM  
I was picturing shrimp dredged in mayo and then encrusted in nacho cheese dorito crumbs and baked.

/disappointed.
 
2014-01-19 09:23:33 AM  

illannoyin: These are so freaking good!




But the best chip ever is...




/Japan is the land of eternal weirdness
//But also some deliciousness!


You can keep your bacon-flavored zombies, thanks.
 
2014-01-19 09:40:42 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Whatthefark: MBooda: fusillade762: Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse? Or maybe three of them?

Shrimp, Mayonnaise and Doritos are three of the four horsemen. The fourth is bacon.

No, the fourth is Taco Bell making a taco with those ingredients.

Taco Bell used to have a shrimp taco that came with their 'baja sauce' which seemed to be mayonnaise based.  I think it was the best menu item they've had, it's a shame they don't carry it anymore.

ZzeusS: whatshisname: Doktor_Zhivago: Is subby aware that most shrimp sauce you get in the states is actually shrimp and mayonnaise based?  The horror!

I thought shrimp sauce was horseradish and ketchup. That's the sauce you put on shrimp or seafood.
Is there a ubiquitous "shrimp sauce" made with shrimp and mayo that I haven't heard about?


I know my family in New Orleans concocts some type of ketchup mayo and something else to make the Skrimp Sauce.

I watched in horror as this was performed in front of me during a Crab Boil.

Remoulade maybe?


Sounds a lot more like  thousand island dressing.
 
2014-01-19 12:22:32 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: TuteTibiImperes: Whatthefark: MBooda: fusillade762: Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse? Or maybe three of them?

Shrimp, Mayonnaise and Doritos are three of the four horsemen. The fourth is bacon.

No, the fourth is Taco Bell making a taco with those ingredients.

Taco Bell used to have a shrimp taco that came with their 'baja sauce' which seemed to be mayonnaise based.  I think it was the best menu item they've had, it's a shame they don't carry it anymore.

ZzeusS: whatshisname: Doktor_Zhivago: Is subby aware that most shrimp sauce you get in the states is actually shrimp and mayonnaise based?  The horror!

I thought shrimp sauce was horseradish and ketchup. That's the sauce you put on shrimp or seafood.
Is there a ubiquitous "shrimp sauce" made with shrimp and mayo that I haven't heard about?


I know my family in New Orleans concocts some type of ketchup mayo and something else to make the Skrimp Sauce.

I watched in horror as this was performed in front of me during a Crab Boil.

Remoulade maybe?

Sounds a lot more like  thousand island dressing.


content7.flixster.com
 
2014-01-19 02:41:39 PM  

illannoyin: These are so freaking good!

img.fark.net


I was really disappointed with those. Just a salty mess.
 
2014-01-19 03:36:10 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: illannoyin: These are so freaking good!

[img.fark.net image 500x500]

I was really disappointed with those. Just a salty mess.


i.walmartimages.com

These are much better, just remember they're not crab flavored chips, they're crab seasoning flavored chips.
 
2014-01-19 03:48:05 PM  

Oldiron_79: Bucky Katt: Mayo pizza in Japan

You can get mayo pizza at Pizza inn. (Ham sammich pizza)

Its terrible unless you just like love mayo so much you could like set there with a tub of it and eat it.


Most of my husband's family dips their pizza crust in mayo. I mean, I like ranch dressing for the crusts sometimes, so I kind of understand, but at the same time it just seems kind of gross.
 
2014-01-19 05:38:31 PM  
Came for Humpty=Dumpty's Lobster Bisque chips.

/leaving disappointed
 
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