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2014-01-18 07:09:20 PM  
Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse? Or maybe three of them?
 
2014-01-18 07:14:53 PM  
Is subby aware that most shrimp sauce you get in the states is actually shrimp and mayonnaise based?  The horror!
 
2014-01-18 07:17:38 PM  
I like all three of those things.  And I'm not ashamed!
 
2014-01-18 07:20:21 PM  
HORQUE!
 
2014-01-18 07:40:11 PM  
At least it's not Used Panties Doritos.
 
2014-01-18 09:29:03 PM  
Meh, it needs Miracle Whip.
 
2014-01-18 09:47:53 PM  
I can't wait until Taco Bell gets ahold of these.
 
2014-01-18 09:56:50 PM  
My fave in Japan was the sweet and crunchy honey-roasted crab:

fxcuisine.com

Yum-mu.
 
2014-01-18 10:01:41 PM  

twistedmetal: Meh, it needs Miracle Whip.


Miracle Whip makes the baby jebus cry!
 
2014-01-18 10:14:04 PM  
Why do you people like mayonaise so much? Everyone knows hotsauce is the best condiment.
 
2014-01-18 10:14:36 PM  

fusillade762: Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse? Or maybe three of them?


Shrimp, Mayonnaise and Doritos are three of the four horsemen. The fourth is bacon.
 
2014-01-18 10:14:37 PM  
I knew it was Japanese, shrimp flavored mayonnaise,  it would smell awful.
 
2014-01-18 10:15:40 PM  

MBooda: fusillade762: Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse? Or maybe three of them?

Shrimp, Mayonnaise and Doritos are three of the four horsemen. The fourth is bacon.


No. Bacon is the Saviour.
 
2014-01-18 10:17:11 PM  
What is "Three things I don't have in my kitchen."?
 
2014-01-18 10:18:09 PM  

jchic: twistedmetal: Meh, it needs Miracle Whip.

Miracle Whip makes the baby jebus cry!


It's all right.
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/two wongs don't make a white
 
2014-01-18 10:19:35 PM  

DeltaPunch: My fave in Japan was the sweet and crunchy honey-roasted crab:

[fxcuisine.com image 500x747]

Yum-mu.


So you just eat the entire thing, shell and all?  Got a link to this?
 
2014-01-18 10:20:31 PM  

MBooda: fusillade762: Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse? Or maybe three of them?

Shrimp, Mayonnaise and Doritos are three of the four horsemen. The fourth is bacon.


No, the fourth is Taco Bell making a taco with those ingredients.
 
2014-01-18 10:21:02 PM  

twistedmetal: Meh, it needs Miracle Whip.


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"Are you some kind of prevert?"
 
2014-01-18 10:21:13 PM  
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2014-01-18 10:23:39 PM  
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2014-01-18 10:30:49 PM  
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Approves
 
2014-01-18 10:33:02 PM  
Eat those chips and then drink big tall mason jar full of warm spit
 
2014-01-18 10:33:48 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-18 10:37:04 PM  
The Superbowl isn't for two more weeks.
 
2014-01-18 10:41:19 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: twistedmetal: Meh, it needs Miracle Whip.



"Are you some kind of prevert?"


I think he's leading some kind of mutiny of preverts.
 
2014-01-18 10:41:38 PM  
AKA farker foreplay.
 
2014-01-18 10:44:03 PM  
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2014-01-18 10:44:04 PM  

Whatthefark: MBooda: fusillade762: Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse? Or maybe three of them?

Shrimp, Mayonnaise and Doritos are three of the four horsemen. The fourth is bacon.

No, the fourth is Taco Bell making a taco with those ingredients.


Eeeeeyagghhh... *shudder*
 
2014-01-18 10:45:10 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: twistedmetal: Meh, it needs Miracle Whip.

[www.movieactors.com image 274x203]

"Are you some kind of prevert?"



Wasn't that line used in 93% of 80s comedies?
 
2014-01-18 10:47:48 PM  
Shrimp. Crunch. Good.
 
2014-01-18 10:49:02 PM  
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2014-01-18 10:52:56 PM  
"toast skagen"

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2014-01-18 10:53:45 PM  
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2014-01-18 10:53:45 PM  
Valkore:

DeltapunchMy fave in Japan was the sweet and crunchy honey-roasted crab:

[fxcuisine.com image 500x747]

Yum-mu.

So you just eat the entire thing, shell and all?  Got a link to this?


I had a salt and pepper fried variety in SE Asia (Philippines, I think). Yes, you pop in your mouth just like any other snack.  I had to take a pic as I thought that was interesting there was such a small crab variety like that - maybe it's a baby crab dish?   Yes, it's really good.
 
2014-01-18 10:54:36 PM  
And so no one can just accuse me of pissing on the thread, here is a list of 102 Doritos Flavors from Around the World.
come for the 'Atomic Chile Limon' and 'Blazing Jalapeño'. Stay for the 'Butter and Soy Sauce' and 'Sausage and Beer'.
 
2014-01-18 10:55:11 PM  
What are the three things Aquaman eats when he's stoned?
 
2014-01-18 10:55:49 PM  

twistedmetal: Meh, it needs Miracle Whip.



Miracle Whip here, standing by.

/totally gross sounding Doritos, that flavor DOES stand alone!
 
2014-01-18 10:56:21 PM  
Involuntary Shudder
 
2014-01-18 10:57:59 PM  

valkore: DeltaPunch: My fave in Japan was the sweet and crunchy honey-roasted crab:

[fxcuisine.com image 500x747]

Yum-mu.

So you just eat the entire thing, shell and all?  Got a link to this?


Yup. Tastes a little sweet like honey-roasted nuts, though there's some other kind of spice in there. Here's some photos I took on Enoshima Island:
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fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net

Just google around to find more info. For example.
 
2014-01-18 10:58:08 PM  

Oldiron_79: tinfoil-hat maggie: twistedmetal: Meh, it needs Miracle Whip.

"Are you some kind of prevert?"

I think he's leading some kind of mutiny of preverts.


I think you're right.

/Damn I copy of that moving really can suck.
 
2014-01-18 10:58:31 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Is subby aware that most shrimp sauce you get in the states is actually shrimp and mayonnaise based?  The horror!


I thought shrimp sauce was horseradish and ketchup. That's the sauce you put on shrimp or seafood.
Is there a ubiquitous "shrimp sauce" made with shrimp and mayo that I haven't heard about?
 
2014-01-18 10:58:47 PM  

jchic: twistedmetal: Meh, it needs Miracle Whip

Miracle Whip makes the baby jebus cry!


Look, it was only once, we both had been drinking heavily, and I think he had dropped acid too.  Weird night.
 
2014-01-18 10:59:41 PM  
I've had Korean shrimp-flavored potato chips. Love shrimp, love potato chips. Those things, however, were an abomination. Don't see the typical American palate ever liking such a thing.
 
2014-01-18 10:59:52 PM  
Yuck
 
2014-01-18 11:00:13 PM  
What cannot be unseen:

Japanese rice whiskey with a settled layer or white mayonnaise phlegm separated out at the bottom in 7-11.
 
2014-01-18 11:03:35 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oldiron_79: tinfoil-hat maggie: twistedmetal: Meh, it needs Miracle Whip.

"Are you some kind of prevert?"

I think he's leading some kind of mutiny of preverts.

I think you're right.

/Damn I copy of that moving really can suck.


You have some kind of auto correct fail going on.
 
2014-01-18 11:06:25 PM  

whatshisname: Doktor_Zhivago: Is subby aware that most shrimp sauce you get in the states is actually shrimp and mayonnaise based?  The horror!

I thought shrimp sauce was horseradish and ketchup. That's the sauce you put on shrimp or seafood.
Is there a ubiquitous "shrimp sauce" made with shrimp and mayo that I haven't heard about?



I know my family in New Orleans concocts some type of ketchup mayo and something else to make the Skrimp Sauce.

I watched in horror as this was performed in front of me during a Crab Boil.
 
2014-01-18 11:08:53 PM  
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2014-01-18 11:15:00 PM  
Favorite food of Capaldi's Doctor?
 
2014-01-18 11:15:42 PM  

Whatthefark: MBooda: fusillade762: Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse? Or maybe three of them?

Shrimp, Mayonnaise and Doritos are three of the four horsemen. The fourth is bacon.

No, the fourth is Taco Bell making a taco with those ingredients.


Taco Bell used to have a shrimp taco that came with their 'baja sauce' which seemed to be mayonnaise based.  I think it was the best menu item they've had, it's a shame they don't carry it anymore.

ZzeusS: whatshisname: Doktor_Zhivago: Is subby aware that most shrimp sauce you get in the states is actually shrimp and mayonnaise based?  The horror!

I thought shrimp sauce was horseradish and ketchup. That's the sauce you put on shrimp or seafood.
Is there a ubiquitous "shrimp sauce" made with shrimp and mayo that I haven't heard about?


I know my family in New Orleans concocts some type of ketchup mayo and something else to make the Skrimp Sauce.

I watched in horror as this was performed in front of me during a Crab Boil.


Remoulade maybe?
 
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