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(The New York Times)   A murder of crows, a bite of midges, a destruction of cats, a stampede of mourners   (nytimes.com) divider line 78
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2014-01-18 11:40:02 PM
this is what happens when you do not have t.v.
 
2014-01-18 11:45:13 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: Big Ramifications: DreamyAltarBoy: A Closet of Homos phobes?
~

It's the homo wot is so ashamed of themselves they stay in the closet.

Maybe a phelps of homophobes, or a congregation of homophobes? Get with the program, sizzlechest. I can tell you're just a hater.

There have been a few incidents of politicians who have sponsored anti-equality measures that have been caught in gay sex scandals. This was my direction with it, perhaps that implies a bit of self loathing on their part.

~

Cheers! I take back my hater comment.. and feel much shame.
 
2014-01-18 11:53:28 PM
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
 
2014-01-19 12:03:44 AM

Big Ramifications: DreamyAltarBoy: Big Ramifications: DreamyAltarBoy: A Closet of Homos phobes?
~

It's the homo wot is so ashamed of themselves they stay in the closet.

Maybe a phelps of homophobes, or a congregation of homophobes? Get with the program, sizzlechest. I can tell you're just a hater.

There have been a few incidents of politicians who have sponsored anti-equality measures that have been caught in gay sex scandals. This was my direction with it, perhaps that implies a bit of self loathing on their part.
~

Cheers! I take back my hater comment.. and feel much shame.


Cheers!
 
2014-01-19 12:04:02 AM

rhiannon: A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.



And your mom.
 
2014-01-19 12:18:21 AM
So what do we call this?   (NSFW)
 
2014-01-19 12:22:00 AM
A league of Theron?

i78.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-19 12:24:32 AM

Big Ramifications: rhiannon: A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.


And your mom.


Well, yeah. It's not like I'm going to buy that stuff on my own.
 
2014-01-19 12:36:40 AM
The fact that humans still die in god damn stampedes just proves that we deserve to go extinct.
 
2014-01-19 02:15:33 AM

digitalrain: So what do we call this?   (NSFW)


A trunk of rape?

A flattening of dumbasses?

/autocorrect wanted to change "dumbasses" to "embassies"
//an embassy of dumbasses
///a dumbass of embassies
 
2014-01-19 04:14:20 AM

Oldiron_79: A sister of Møøses


A sacking of subtitlers?

macross87: Through the Vatican?


Kinky... I like it.
 
2014-01-19 05:03:15 AM
An annoyance of cougars.
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2014-01-19 05:03:17 AM
An Operating System of Fanbois.

A Mother of Farkers.

An Calembour of Hipsters
 
2014-01-19 05:13:03 AM

pellies: An annoyance of cougars.
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I always liked 'a depredation' of cougars, but with that pic, your choice is 100% as valid! :-)
 
2014-01-19 05:56:56 AM
A blessing of Unicorns!

/learned that from the TV
//I've barely ever seen just one
///In video games that is
////because we all know Unicorns don't exist
//anymore
 
2014-01-19 08:11:09 AM
Jeez, you guys are a spock of nerds.
 
2014-01-19 09:12:43 AM
ReverendJimBobHammer:
///a dumbass of embassies

A dumbassery of ambassadors?
 
2014-01-19 09:32:45 AM

Wadded Beef: A rape of Republicans.


That is exactly what the liberal agenda has been so far.
 
2014-01-19 10:00:51 AM
A fap of redheads ...

vasanticosmetics.com

www.yourfashion.com.au

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2014-01-19 10:27:45 AM

DrunkenGator: Oldiron_79: A sister of Møøses

A sacking of subtitlers?

macross87: Through the Vatican?

Kinky... I like it.


A shiatload of dimes
 
2014-01-19 11:21:44 AM

kling_klang_bed: A Fistful Of Feces.


I thought that was reserved for Dollars and Dynamite?

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/Though, I much prefer the alternate name for the latter: "Duck, you sucker!"...
 
2014-01-19 11:59:20 AM
A Derp of Democrats....
 
2014-01-19 12:18:21 PM

OneNightStand: Here's an idea:
Stop all immigration.
Cut off all foreign aid
Cease all  trade
Problem will correct itself


That's pretty judgemental considering people in our country have been crushed to death in crowds trying to save $100 on an aftermarket TV.

Also, they have nukes.
 
2014-01-19 12:25:40 PM

kimwim: A quiver of cobras? That doesn't even make sense! They don't have thumbs to pull the arrows back!


SSSSeeeeek!

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2014-01-19 01:40:50 PM
A group of rats is called a mischief.  Don't know why, these gals don't look like they'd get into any trouble do they?
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A group of cats is either called a clowder (as in a clot)
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...or a glaring.
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2014-01-19 02:02:45 PM
A thunderous cornholing.
 
2014-01-19 02:23:12 PM

RobSeace: kling_klang_bed: A Fistful Of Feces.

I thought that was reserved for Dollars and Dynamite?

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/Though, I much prefer the alternate name for the latter: "Duck, you sucker!"...


There is also the alternate alternate name: "Once Upon a Time in a Revolution".
 
2014-01-19 03:28:04 PM
A chowder of oysters.
 
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