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(WTOP)   What do you do when your babysitter tattoos your children without your permission? Remove the tattoos with hot razor blades, DUH   (wtop.com) divider line 79
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2014-01-18 07:10:23 PM  
Is this part of the new "Dumb and Dumber" movie?
 
2014-01-18 07:10:56 PM  
Hot razor blades, check, only they wouldn't be used on the kids, subby.
 
2014-01-18 07:27:22 PM  
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/got nuthin
 
2014-01-18 07:40:38 PM  
What were the tattoos?
 
2014-01-18 07:55:29 PM  
Were the tats of the wrong NASCAR driver's number?
 
2014-01-18 08:07:10 PM  
Damn, that's really farking metal. Brutal.

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2014-01-18 08:22:16 PM  
 
2014-01-18 08:52:26 PM  
The fail is strong in them.
 
2014-01-18 09:13:44 PM  
Edwards, 20, is charged with two counts of malicious wounding, two counts of abduction and two counts of felony child abuse, Guthrie said.

That boy is in trouble now.
 
2014-01-18 09:15:53 PM  
farking white people.
 
zez
2014-01-18 09:16:02 PM  
That's Obamacare for ya
 
2014-01-18 09:18:29 PM  
lets face it, if you hired the baby sitter who would, and did, do such a thing, the next step was bound to be a bad choice as well..
 
2014-01-18 09:21:27 PM  
The stupid.  It burns.
 
2014-01-18 09:21:55 PM  
So what were the tattoos? Literally the only thing I care about this story.
 
2014-01-18 09:22:17 PM  
Jesus Christ... those poor kids.

And this could only be the tip of the iceberg...
 
2014-01-18 09:22:45 PM  
How exactly does one remove a tattoo with a hot razor blade anyway? If you were just going to cut it off you'd think a cold razor blade would work just as well.
 
2014-01-18 09:22:50 PM  

RectalFury: farking dumb hicks  white people.

 
2014-01-18 09:24:08 PM  
 Edwards allegedly tattooed them without consent. Edwards also is charged with abduction.

WTF?

Is that secondary to the tats?
 
2014-01-18 09:24:30 PM  
Only one logical punishment for this crime;

Immediate banishment to Florida
 
2014-01-18 09:24:38 PM  

ZoeNekros: Jesus Christ... those poor kids.

And this could only be the tip of the iceberg...


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2014-01-18 09:24:45 PM  
I wonder if Trinette has tried this approach in removing the tattoo from the wee baby Seamus.
 
2014-01-18 09:26:17 PM  
They parents should have just sent their complaint to outpost.com
 
2014-01-18 09:29:36 PM  
Mom is 35.  That's the roughest-looking 35 I've ever seen.
Boyfriend has crappy neck tats.
Babysitter has the forehead of a neanderthal and a haircut from Dumb & Dumber.
 
2014-01-18 09:34:23 PM  

thomasvista: I wonder if Trinette has tried this approach in removing the tattoo from the wee baby Seamus.


Even Trinette isn't THAT farking stupid.

/wait... I had something for this...
 
2014-01-18 09:35:23 PM  

TomD9938: Edwards allegedly tattooed them without consent. Edwards also is charged with abduction.

WTF?

Is that secondary to the tats?


DAs are not interested in justice, common sense, or even trials for the first attack. They just want a big scary sword of Damocles to hang over your head at first to make you all plea bargainy.

So, they go through and try to apply every single charge they can. In this case doing something to the children's bodies without parental consent or a medical emergency meets that states legal definition of kidnapping. So even though the girls didn't go anywhere, he's a kidnapper. Meanwhile, actually grabbing someone's kid, tying them down to a bed, tossing them into your windowless van, and speeding away into the night is might not be a crime if you're an EMT and your van is an ambulance and they need medical attention. Then again, lawmakers hate citizens so maybe everything is kidnapping.
 
2014-01-18 09:37:56 PM  

thomasvista: I wonder if Trinette has tried this approach in removing the tattoo from the wee baby Seamus.


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I can't believe that's the biggest image of that I could find.
 
2014-01-18 09:39:42 PM  

doglover: In this case doing something to the children's bodies without parental consent or a medical emergency meets that states legal definition of kidnapping. So even though the girls didn't go anywhere, he's a kidnapper.


Huh.

I might have guessed assault.
 
2014-01-18 09:42:03 PM  
Virginia is for lovsers.
 
2014-01-18 09:44:15 PM  
Wow. Everyone in this story needs to be sterilized. Probably even the kids because with these parents what hope could they possibly have.
 
2014-01-18 09:45:17 PM  

doglover: The mugshots are priceless.


Holy sweet mother of God and all her wacky nephews.

/Or  Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung in the original Firefly Chinese
 
2014-01-18 09:45:38 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: So what were the tattoos? Literally the only thing I care about this story.


Yeah really. The only important detail they overlook.
 
2014-01-18 09:47:40 PM  
FARK: he gave both children tramp stamps.
 
2014-01-18 09:47:48 PM  

CRtwenty: How exactly does one remove a tattoo with a hot razor blade anyway? If you were just going to cut it off you'd think a cold razor blade would work just as well.


Cauterize the wound as you're cutting, maybe? That's the only thing I can think of.
 
2014-01-18 09:49:25 PM  

zez: That's Obamacare for ya


He must be stopped.
 
2014-01-18 09:51:02 PM  
No mention in the article, but how much do you want to be this happened in a trailer park.
 
2014-01-18 09:57:06 PM  

big pig peaches: No mention in the article, but how much do you want to be this happened in a trailer park.



No.  They wouldn't use the trailer for this; wouldn't want to blow up the meth lab.  They probably took the kids out back to an outhouse.
 
2014-01-18 09:57:58 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: CRtwenty: How exactly does one remove a tattoo with a hot razor blade anyway? If you were just going to cut it off you'd think a cold razor blade would work just as well.

Cauterize the wound as you're cutting, maybe? That's the only thing I can think of.


You heat it up with a flame in the hopes of killing any bacteria or germs on the blade.  I tattooed myself in high school and cut it out with a hot X-acto knife a day or two later, having realized how stupid it was.
 
2014-01-18 09:58:26 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: CRtwenty: How exactly does one remove a tattoo with a hot razor blade anyway? If you were just going to cut it off you'd think a cold razor blade would work just as well.

Cauterize the wound as you're cutting, maybe? That's the only thing I can think of.


Maybe they were trying to sterilize the razor blade?  Can't have the kids getting an infection along with the gaping wound.
 
2014-01-18 09:59:24 PM  
On the other hand, those kids won't be farked with in school.
 
2014-01-18 10:01:40 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: So what were the tattoos? Literally the only thing I care about this story.


More importantly, did they remove them?  In Virginia, that sort of thing can start a feud.

"That there were my kid, and Devil Dan Janney removed the marking on her ear."

"Al Edwards done put that marking on my kid without my consent!"

"I mark whatever children was grazin' on my property."
 
2014-01-18 10:07:14 PM  

hardinparamedic: Damn, that's really farking metal. Brutal.

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Damn it you just so make me wanna hang out party with you sometimes.
 
2014-01-18 10:07:25 PM  

big pig peaches: No mention in the article, but how much do you want to be this happened in a trailer park.


I don't want to be any part of this story.

Maybe a "hot" razor blade would have an effect on the ink (ball point pen ink?).
 
2014-01-18 10:07:35 PM  
Those poor kids have a MOUNTAIN to climb just to reach a normal childhood, let alone trying to become well adjusted adults...
 
2014-01-18 10:11:02 PM  
You know who else tattooed children?
 
2014-01-18 10:13:22 PM  

Overfiend: Those poor kids have a MOUNTAIN to climb just to reach a normal childhood, let alone trying to become well adjusted adults...


And someone said I made a gross understatement last night. Get the kids out give em therapy and lot's of it and a normal life but that's not really the way the system works is it?
 
2014-01-18 10:14:55 PM  

WelldeadLink: You know who else tattooed children?



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2014-01-18 10:22:31 PM  

TomD9938: Edwards allegedly tattooed them without consent. Edwards also is charged with abduction.

WTF?

Is that secondary to the tats?


None of the articles I found gave the age of the kids, so my guess is this: Two kids, probably older than 8 or 9 but younger than 15, are left with their mom's (or mom's boyfriend's) idiot friend, who works in a tattoo parlor. Kids, thinking it would be cool and fun, because they're kids, convince the guy to give them tattoos. Guy, being a moron, agrees, and brings them to his parlor and tattoos them. I would guess that the abduction charge stems from bringing them to the tattoo parlor, unless this guy had tattooing equipment at his house. I'm sure that's possible, and I have no evidence of my interpretation, but it seems likely to me.
 
2014-01-18 10:24:22 PM  
I AM OUTRAGED that this didn't happen in Florida!
 
2014-01-18 10:24:42 PM  
Maybe it's something in the water.
 
2014-01-18 10:28:09 PM  
Sweet
 
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