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(SacBee)   Sacramento police on the lookout for every male Farker. With bonus 7th grade level police sketch   (sacbee.com) divider line 27
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2014-01-18 04:32:04 PM
6 votes:
It's obviously Justin Beiber.

Arrest him.
2014-01-18 04:39:01 PM
4 votes:
img.fark.net
teenchive.com
2014-01-18 07:58:32 PM
3 votes:

omeganuepsilon: dunklemeister: omeganuepsilon: dunklemeister: Does anyone here honestly think this is an OK way to behave toward women, or that this is the sort of thing attractive people do in order to make sex happen?

Never heard of the Brute Force method?


Well, when the woman is literally physically running away from you in terror it might be a good idea to dial down on the Brute Force a bit. And whoever thought of that may want to think about calling it something else.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brute-force_attack
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brute-force_search

The name for the tactic is irrelevant, it's not like you say "I totally brute forced this chick"(unless you're that much of a computer nerd) or "Pardon m'lady, but I'm going to brute force you."

I will admit it's better than "throwing shiat at a wall until something sticks".  Shorter, for one, and less feces.
/What are feces?
//Baby mice.
///Awwww
////Since I referenced the movie already, another won't hurt

Also, didn't she run "in terror"  after the question was proffered?


His behavior did not end with the question. He did not simply ask her a question. After he made his unprompted gesture, and she continued not communicating any interest, he acted like he was considering running after her. This, combined with the rest of his behavior, is the truly alarming and threatening part, and the part that keeps getting minimized in this thread in order to make it seem as if the woman is overreacting. Think about how scary it would be to be a woman jogging alone when a strange person starts making unprompted sexual advances at you and, when you decline, acts as if he is considering chasing you. The police should know this person is doing this, if only to tell him that this sort of thing is not OK, even if no arrest is made.

I appreciate the info, but I don't think the behavior of the guy in the article has very much to do with the method you describe (and I don't think the origin of the name makes it any less creepy.) And I don't care how much more a person is getting laid than me, if their method of meeting consenting women involves making scores of other women afraid for their safety, then they are still an asshole and a creep. The guy in the article gave the woman good cause to fear for hers. It was not the behavior of someone who is respecting another person's personal boundaries.

It sounds to me like the guy was either a genuine creep, or possibly from another culture and simply unfamiliar with how to behave towards women here. It doesn't sound like the strategy of a career player that often works but sadly back-fired in this tragic misunderstanding. And if it is, the police should probably let him know that his strategy is nearly identical to that of a potential rapist, and that this is why many women may not be OK with it.
2014-01-18 05:23:31 PM
3 votes:
How is this illegal or worth a man hunt?

farking little princess must know somebody on the force.
2014-01-18 05:28:15 PM
2 votes:
so, he didn't touch her, didn't expose himself, and didn't follow her.

better call in the federal marshals on this one.
2014-01-18 12:15:01 PM
2 votes:
Why would they use a sketch artist in hopes of catching someone that made an unwanted comment to a woman?
2014-01-18 08:19:20 PM
1 votes:

jbc: Fake. No one ever asks if they can unzip their sweatpants.

And what kind of goofball euphemism is "lewd behavior in Pocket area"?


Yeah, I think he said something else entirely, and this chick is just positive that she's hot enough to excite some whack a doodle... Besides, why is the "unwanted comment" not specified? This story is awfully lean in the 'details' department...
2014-01-18 07:10:20 PM
1 votes:

dunklemeister: omeganuepsilon: dunklemeister: Does anyone here honestly think this is an OK way to behave toward women, or that this is the sort of thing attractive people do in order to make sex happen?

Never heard of the Brute Force method?


Well, when the woman is literally physically running away from you in terror it might be a good idea to dial down on the Brute Force a bit. And whoever thought of that may want to think about calling it something else.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brute-force_attack
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brute-force_search

The name for the tactic is irrelevant, it's not like you say "I totally brute forced this chick"(unless you're that much of a computer nerd) or "Pardon m'lady, but I'm going to brute force you."

I will admit it's better than "throwing shiat at a wall until something sticks".  Shorter, for one, and less feces.
/What are feces?
//Baby mice.
///Awwww
////Since I referenced the movie already, another won't hurt

Also, didn't she run "in terror"  after the question was proffered?

cookiefleck: lol you're acting as if scoring with a bottom of the barrel barfly during last call is hard.


No, just discussing the efficacy of the strategy.  It does work, and surprisingly often, when employed correctly. something the guy I responded to evidently did not know.  I was simply sharing information.

Really, when you get down to it, it is fairly easy, I even hinted at that.  It's also efficient and honest.  But don't let that get in the way of your baseless accusations.

However, people on the whole are stupid, some even creepy and unhinged, as the supposed guy in the article who misapplied the strategy.
2014-01-18 06:28:53 PM
1 votes:

dunklemeister: Does anyone here honestly think this is an OK way to behave toward women, or that this is the sort of thing attractive people do in order to make sex happen?


Never heard of the Brute Force method?

Be straight forward often enough and you will get exactly what you ask for eventually.  Sure, most will think you're a perv or whatever, but it will get you some tail.

Maybe "wanna fark?" is a bit crude, but a lot of people use a very similar tactic.  Having no shame or fear of rejection helps this out a lot.

Try something more like really looking at her feet and say "Nice shoes, wanna fark?" of if you want to be really classy, go with something more like "Want to go halvsies on a bastard?"

Now, delivery is key, a good deliver can save you some time, but even if you're crude and leering, if you do it often enough(to different women, mind you), you still can score, in theory.

Never done it myself.  Seen plenty of people do it and it works.  Just don't expect it to work quickly, it's tough for some guys to pull off, but some may talk to less than ten chicks a night before they find a good prospect.

Of course, farkers still won't manage, because taking her back to mom's basement WILL creep her out.

Seriously though,
Women can be every bit as slutty and horny as men, and there's nothing wrong with that.  Amen.

/of course, it works much better in, say, a night club, than a grocery store or jogging trail
//Me?  I'm just a former modern drunkard that would go to a bar with any random asshole co-worker.
///of course, when you're in the military and overseas, you have to pick from what's there if you want a drinking buddy
2014-01-18 06:05:13 PM
1 votes:
A graduate no doubt.

www.drawmeheads.com
2014-01-18 06:04:44 PM
1 votes:
The article doesn't actually say the police plan on charging him with anything. The part where he acted like he was considering running after her was the creepy/rapiest part. They may just want to find out who is he so they can talk to him, or in case something worse happens to her or someone else they can have a record of contact with the creep.

Does anyone here honestly think this is an OK way to behave toward women, or that this is the sort of thing attractive people do in order to make sex happen?
2014-01-18 05:52:38 PM
1 votes:

ReverendJynxed: Wait. He asked, she declined, he moved on. Why is this illegal?


He's guilty of not being attractive enough.
2014-01-18 05:48:26 PM
1 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: Also Indians aren't known to be sexually aggressive towards strange women...


Wut?  Rape is extremely common in India.  The highest levels of government has admitted as much in unambiguous terms, and the UN human rights commission calls it a "national problem" in India.  Note that marital rape and date rape are not even recognized as crimes there.
2014-01-18 05:40:26 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, looks like Bieber.
2014-01-18 05:31:32 PM
1 votes:

v15: "As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, 'Can I unzip my pants?'"

"Police on Tuesday released a composite sketch (pictured) of the suspect, who was described as Indian, in his late 20s to early 30s, 5 feet 10 inches, to 5 feet 11 inches tall, with a skinny build, and wearing a gray hooded-sweatshirt over a flannel pajama top and gray sweat pants."

Zippers on sweat pants? An Indian wearing pants? This woman is a farking liar.


Also Indians aren't known to be sexually aggressive towards strange women...
2014-01-18 05:03:00 PM
1 votes:
Wait. He asked, she declined, he moved on. Why is this illegal?
2014-01-18 05:01:43 PM
1 votes:
Audrey Hepburn?
2014-01-18 05:00:44 PM
1 votes:
Subby, the suspect was described as a thin male. Everyone on Fark can wheeze a sigh of relief.
2014-01-18 04:39:56 PM
1 votes:
The act was apparently committed by Justin Bieber as he appears on a twelve-year-old girl's social studies folder.
2014-01-18 04:39:45 PM
1 votes:
What a good police sketch might look like:
wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net
2014-01-18 04:37:27 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?

This, or similar creepy-perv behaviour, has happened to me more than once. I just ignore it and jog on.


And people wonder why women get annoyed about the 'compliments'.

/Seriously, it's disgusting and freaky. Knock it the f*ck off.
2014-01-18 04:36:47 PM
1 votes:
As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?"

That's,  "May I unzip my pants?".
2014-01-18 04:27:06 PM
1 votes:
It took him like three hours to finish the shading on the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing he's ever done.
2014-01-18 04:24:29 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-01-18 01:19:15 PM
1 votes:
As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?

This, or similar creepy-perv behaviour, has happened to me more than once. I just ignore it and jog on.
2014-01-18 12:55:39 PM
1 votes:
Is he wearing a hoodie under a spider man outfit or something?
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-01-18 12:23:55 PM
1 votes:
Fake. No one ever asks if they can unzip their sweatpants.

And what kind of goofball euphemism is "lewd behavior in Pocket area"?
 
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