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2014-01-18 05:40:26 PM  
Yeah, looks like Bieber.
 
2014-01-18 05:41:27 PM  
Don't tell me this means there are no lewd female farkers? Just don't tell me that. A man needs a dream. Plus, the sketch could be a female. Maybe one with a penis, but still.
 
2014-01-18 05:44:42 PM  

99.998er: What a good police sketch might look like:
[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 420x315]


I never get tired of that one ...
 
2014-01-18 05:46:57 PM  
The lips look FAAAABULOUS!!!
 
2014-01-18 05:48:26 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Also Indians aren't known to be sexually aggressive towards strange women...


Wut?  Rape is extremely common in India.  The highest levels of government has admitted as much in unambiguous terms, and the UN human rights commission calls it a "national problem" in India.  Note that marital rape and date rape are not even recognized as crimes there.
 
2014-01-18 05:50:19 PM  
Sacramento police seek to identify man of accused of lewd behavior in Pocket area

HOTY material? Or does that only pertain to headlines submitted by Farkers?
 
2014-01-18 05:52:32 PM  

miss diminutive: As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?

This, or similar creepy-perv behaviour, has happened to me more than once. I just ignore it and jog on.


what were their fark handles?
 
2014-01-18 05:52:38 PM  

ReverendJynxed: Wait. He asked, she declined, he moved on. Why is this illegal?


He's guilty of not being attractive enough.
 
2014-01-18 05:56:12 PM  
img.fark.net

Indian, in his late 20s to early 30s, 5 feet 10 inches, to 5 feet 11 inches tall, with a skinny build, and wearing a gray hooded-sweatshirt over a flannel pajama top and gray sweat pants.

Hmmmmmmm

www.sharonknolle.com

/that's the guy from Big Bang Theory, if you don't recognize him
 
2014-01-18 06:04:44 PM  
The article doesn't actually say the police plan on charging him with anything. The part where he acted like he was considering running after her was the creepy/rapiest part. They may just want to find out who is he so they can talk to him, or in case something worse happens to her or someone else they can have a record of contact with the creep.

Does anyone here honestly think this is an OK way to behave toward women, or that this is the sort of thing attractive people do in order to make sex happen?
 
2014-01-18 06:05:13 PM  
A graduate no doubt.

www.drawmeheads.com
 
2014-01-18 06:05:21 PM  

TehMvnk: Couldn't be a Farker.  Name one that goes jogging at ANY time.  I think maybe a fair cross section aren't even awake at 7:15am; I know I'm sure as hell not.


www.stainlesssteelrat.net
/sorry it's so small, it was all the googles would give up today
//yes, it's the first time I've said anything of the sort
///usually don't care about my baby dick

farkingismybusiness: It took him like three hours to finish the shading on the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing he's ever done.


Win.
 
2014-01-18 06:08:52 PM  

cryinoutloud: the guy from Big Bang Theory, if you don't recognize him


Damn, I was going to post him, but a quick google wouldn't give me one of him in a hoodie.  Though, plaid shirts abound.
This was as close as I could find:

static1.wikia.nocookie.net
/small but clearer this time
 
2014-01-18 06:10:30 PM  

cryinoutloud: [img.fark.net image 229x340]

Indian, in his late 20s to early 30s, 5 feet 10 inches, to 5 feet 11 inches tall, with a skinny build, and wearing a gray hooded-sweatshirt over a flannel pajama top and gray sweat pants.

Hmmmmmmm

[www.sharonknolle.com image 350x450]

/that's the guy from Big Bang Theory, if you don't recognize him


Could not be him except if he started drinking early.
 
2014-01-18 06:20:15 PM  
Composite sketches are garbage, they influence not only the police in their search but the victim in their identification with their mistakes.  Have someone make a sketch and all the mistakes that the "artist" makes influences the victim into identifying the wrong person.  We just have to remember all the horrible sketches that we have seen, including the "successful" ones like the uni-bomber, to realize that this is a load of crap.  This is yet another bogus police technique that needs to be retired.
 
2014-01-18 06:22:15 PM  
Stick this in your Pocket...

static.panoramio.com
 
2014-01-18 06:24:32 PM  
A sketch drawn by a 7th grader or a sketch of a 7th grader?
 
2014-01-18 06:28:53 PM  

dunklemeister: Does anyone here honestly think this is an OK way to behave toward women, or that this is the sort of thing attractive people do in order to make sex happen?


Never heard of the Brute Force method?

Be straight forward often enough and you will get exactly what you ask for eventually.  Sure, most will think you're a perv or whatever, but it will get you some tail.

Maybe "wanna fark?" is a bit crude, but a lot of people use a very similar tactic.  Having no shame or fear of rejection helps this out a lot.

Try something more like really looking at her feet and say "Nice shoes, wanna fark?" of if you want to be really classy, go with something more like "Want to go halvsies on a bastard?"

Now, delivery is key, a good deliver can save you some time, but even if you're crude and leering, if you do it often enough(to different women, mind you), you still can score, in theory.

Never done it myself.  Seen plenty of people do it and it works.  Just don't expect it to work quickly, it's tough for some guys to pull off, but some may talk to less than ten chicks a night before they find a good prospect.

Of course, farkers still won't manage, because taking her back to mom's basement WILL creep her out.

Seriously though,
Women can be every bit as slutty and horny as men, and there's nothing wrong with that.  Amen.

/of course, it works much better in, say, a night club, than a grocery store or jogging trail
//Me?  I'm just a former modern drunkard that would go to a bar with any random asshole co-worker.
///of course, when you're in the military and overseas, you have to pick from what's there if you want a drinking buddy
 
2014-01-18 06:31:54 PM  
He brings you love....
 
2014-01-18 06:40:56 PM  
media.tumblr.com

hrabia_mol: He brings you love....

 
2014-01-18 06:41:20 PM  

HawgWild: miss diminutive: As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?

This, or similar creepy-perv behaviour, has happened to me more than once. I just ignore it and jog on.

I promise I'll stop. Eventually.


Just promise to avoid the zentai suit.

It...leaves little to the imagination.
 
2014-01-18 06:44:23 PM  

omeganuepsilon: dunklemeister: Does anyone here honestly think this is an OK way to behave toward women, or that this is the sort of thing attractive people do in order to make sex happen?

Never heard of the Brute Force method?



Well, when the woman is literally physically running away from you in terror it might be a good idea to dial down on the Brute Force a bit. And whoever thought of that may want to think about calling it something else.

In my humble experience: women will let you know loud and clear when and where they are DTF. It really isn't as subtle as a lot of men make it out to be. And if she isn't in to it, chasing her down on a deserted jogging trail while waving at your penis isn't exactly going to turn the mood around.
 
2014-01-18 06:44:42 PM  

miss diminutive: As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?

This, or similar creepy-perv behaviour, has happened to me more than once. I just ignore it and jog on.


I'd say something like "I don't know, can you?" As I kept on walking. Or "it's ten below zero, if you really want to freeze your dick off, go ahead."
 
2014-01-18 06:46:39 PM  

PsiChick: miss diminutive: As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?

This, or similar creepy-perv behaviour, has happened to me more than once. I just ignore it and jog on.

And people wonder why women get annoyed about the 'compliments'.

/Seriously, it's disgusting and freaky. Knock it the f*ck off.


How you doin?
 
2014-01-18 06:51:02 PM  
Why, is the suspect pantsless?
 
2014-01-18 06:52:16 PM  

omeganuepsilon: dunklemeister: Does anyone here honestly think this is an OK way to behave toward women, or that this is the sort of thing attractive people do in order to make sex happen?

Never heard of the Brute Force method?

Be straight forward often enough and you will get exactly what you ask for eventually.  Sure, most will think you're a perv or whatever, but it will get you some tail.

Maybe "wanna fark?" is a bit crude, but a lot of people use a very similar tactic.  Having no shame or fear of rejection helps this out a lot.

Try something more like really looking at her feet and say "Nice shoes, wanna fark?" of if you want to be really classy, go with something more like "Want to go halvsies on a bastard?"

Now, delivery is key, a good deliver can save you some time, but even if you're crude and leering, if you do it often enough(to different women, mind you), you still can score, in theory.

Never done it myself.  Seen plenty of people do it and it works.  Just don't expect it to work quickly, it's tough for some guys to pull off, but some may talk to less than ten chicks a night before they find a good prospect.

Of course, farkers still won't manage, because taking her back to mom's basement WILL creep her out.

Seriously though,
Women can be every bit as slutty and horny as men, and there's nothing wrong with that.  Amen.

/of course, it works much better in, say, a night club, than a grocery store or jogging trail
//Me?  I'm just a former modern drunkard that would go to a bar with any random asshole co-worker.
///of course, when you're in the military and overseas, you have to pick from what's there if you want a drinking buddy


lol you're acting as if scoring with a bottom of the barrel barfly during last call is hard.
 
2014-01-18 06:53:38 PM  
But I thought this was the average male farker, subby?:

i1211.photobucket.com

/couldn't resist
//posting that, that is
 
2014-01-18 07:10:20 PM  

dunklemeister: omeganuepsilon: dunklemeister: Does anyone here honestly think this is an OK way to behave toward women, or that this is the sort of thing attractive people do in order to make sex happen?

Never heard of the Brute Force method?


Well, when the woman is literally physically running away from you in terror it might be a good idea to dial down on the Brute Force a bit. And whoever thought of that may want to think about calling it something else.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brute-force_attack
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brute-force_search

The name for the tactic is irrelevant, it's not like you say "I totally brute forced this chick"(unless you're that much of a computer nerd) or "Pardon m'lady, but I'm going to brute force you."

I will admit it's better than "throwing shiat at a wall until something sticks".  Shorter, for one, and less feces.
/What are feces?
//Baby mice.
///Awwww
////Since I referenced the movie already, another won't hurt

Also, didn't she run "in terror"  after the question was proffered?

cookiefleck: lol you're acting as if scoring with a bottom of the barrel barfly during last call is hard.


No, just discussing the efficacy of the strategy.  It does work, and surprisingly often, when employed correctly. something the guy I responded to evidently did not know.  I was simply sharing information.

Really, when you get down to it, it is fairly easy, I even hinted at that.  It's also efficient and honest.  But don't let that get in the way of your baseless accusations.

However, people on the whole are stupid, some even creepy and unhinged, as the supposed guy in the article who misapplied the strategy.
 
2014-01-18 07:10:42 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [media.sacbee.com image 489x640]
[i4.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]


Not sure if you mean the picture is of ET or Elliot...
 
2014-01-18 07:25:57 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-18 07:58:32 PM  

omeganuepsilon: dunklemeister: omeganuepsilon: dunklemeister: Does anyone here honestly think this is an OK way to behave toward women, or that this is the sort of thing attractive people do in order to make sex happen?

Never heard of the Brute Force method?


Well, when the woman is literally physically running away from you in terror it might be a good idea to dial down on the Brute Force a bit. And whoever thought of that may want to think about calling it something else.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brute-force_attack
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brute-force_search

The name for the tactic is irrelevant, it's not like you say "I totally brute forced this chick"(unless you're that much of a computer nerd) or "Pardon m'lady, but I'm going to brute force you."

I will admit it's better than "throwing shiat at a wall until something sticks".  Shorter, for one, and less feces.
/What are feces?
//Baby mice.
///Awwww
////Since I referenced the movie already, another won't hurt

Also, didn't she run "in terror"  after the question was proffered?


His behavior did not end with the question. He did not simply ask her a question. After he made his unprompted gesture, and she continued not communicating any interest, he acted like he was considering running after her. This, combined with the rest of his behavior, is the truly alarming and threatening part, and the part that keeps getting minimized in this thread in order to make it seem as if the woman is overreacting. Think about how scary it would be to be a woman jogging alone when a strange person starts making unprompted sexual advances at you and, when you decline, acts as if he is considering chasing you. The police should know this person is doing this, if only to tell him that this sort of thing is not OK, even if no arrest is made.

I appreciate the info, but I don't think the behavior of the guy in the article has very much to do with the method you describe (and I don't think the origin of the name makes it any less creepy.) And I don't care how much more a person is getting laid than me, if their method of meeting consenting women involves making scores of other women afraid for their safety, then they are still an asshole and a creep. The guy in the article gave the woman good cause to fear for hers. It was not the behavior of someone who is respecting another person's personal boundaries.

It sounds to me like the guy was either a genuine creep, or possibly from another culture and simply unfamiliar with how to behave towards women here. It doesn't sound like the strategy of a career player that often works but sadly back-fired in this tragic misunderstanding. And if it is, the police should probably let him know that his strategy is nearly identical to that of a potential rapist, and that this is why many women may not be OK with it.
 
2014-01-18 08:04:21 PM  

jbc: Fake. No one ever asks if they can unzip their sweatpants.

And what kind of goofball euphemism is "lewd behavior in Pocket area"?


Kinky billiards fetishists?

/got nothing'
 
2014-01-18 08:15:11 PM  

dunklemeister: he acted like he was considering running after her. This, combined with the rest of his behavior, is the truly alarming and threatening part, and the part that keeps getting minimized in this thread in order to make it seem as if the woman is overreacting


Acted like he was considering doing something? OH NOES! I mean, sure, he didn't actually run after her, but he looked like he might be thinking about it, which means he must be killed. Nope, no hint of overreaction there, no sir.
 
2014-01-18 08:19:20 PM  

jbc: Fake. No one ever asks if they can unzip their sweatpants.

And what kind of goofball euphemism is "lewd behavior in Pocket area"?


Yeah, I think he said something else entirely, and this chick is just positive that she's hot enough to excite some whack a doodle... Besides, why is the "unwanted comment" not specified? This story is awfully lean in the 'details' department...
 
2014-01-18 08:19:20 PM  

omeganuepsilon: dunklemeister: omeganuepsilon: dunklemeister: Does anyone here honestly think this is an OK way to behave toward women, or that this is the sort of thing attractive people do in order to make sex happen?

Never heard of the Brute Force method?


Well, when the woman is literally physically running away from you in terror it might be a good idea to dial down on the Brute Force a bit. And whoever thought of that may want to think about calling it something else.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brute-force_attack
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brute-force_search

The name for the tactic is irrelevant, it's not like you say "I totally brute forced this chick"(unless you're that much of a computer nerd) or "Pardon m'lady, but I'm going to brute force you."

I will admit it's better than "throwing shiat at a wall until something sticks".  Shorter, for one, and less feces.
/What are feces?
//Baby mice.
///Awwww
////Since I referenced the movie already, another won't hurt

Also, didn't she run "in terror"  after the question was proffered?

cookiefleck: lol you're acting as if scoring with a bottom of the barrel barfly during last call is hard.

No, just discussing the efficacy of the strategy.  It does work, and surprisingly often, when employed correctly. something the guy I responded to evidently did not know.  I was simply sharing information.

Really, when you get down to it, it is fairly easy, I even hinted at that.  It's also efficient and honest.  But don't let that get in the way of your baseless accusations.

However, people on the whole are stupid, some even creepy and unhinged, as the supposed guy in the article who misapplied the strategy.


That dude is a creepy loser, this coming from a woman, but the fact that it seems like you admire him makes YOU worse.
 
2014-01-18 08:26:52 PM  
I moved to Sacramento 17 years ago. They really look like that here.
 
2014-01-18 08:28:36 PM  
Davey? Was that you AGAIN? Come home, buddy. I'm sorry for what I said.
 
2014-01-18 08:36:53 PM  

PsiChick: miss diminutive: As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?

This, or similar creepy-perv behaviour, has happened to me more than once. I just ignore it and jog on.

And people wonder why women get annoyed about the 'compliments'.


So you hear, you mean.
 
2014-01-18 08:38:07 PM  

dunklemeister: omeganuepsilon: dunklemeister: Does anyone here honestly think this is an OK way to behave toward women, or that this is the sort of thing attractive people do in order to make sex happen?

Never heard of the Brute Force method?


Well, when the woman is literally physically running away from you in terror it might be a good idea to dial down on the Brute Force a bit. And whoever thought of that may want to think about calling it something else.

In my humble experience: women will let you know loud and clear when and where they are DTF. It really isn't as subtle as a lot of men make it out to be. And if she isn't in to it, chasing her down on a deserted jogging trail while waving at your penis isn't exactly going to turn the mood around.


Except that isn't what happened.

At all.

Not even close.
 
2014-01-18 08:40:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I'd say something like "I don't know, can you?" As I kept on walking. Or "it's ten below zero, if you really want to freeze your dick off, go ahead."


I'd say, "You don't have a zipper, you farking moron," then I'd kick him in the nads.

/Not really. I did say "Well, sure, go right ahead!" once, and laughed. Strangely enough, he didn't do it.
 
2014-01-18 08:41:28 PM  
And once that hood comes off.........

file.trendhunter.com
 
2014-01-18 08:48:47 PM  

dunklemeister: And I don't care how much more a person is getting laid than me,


Obviously. That is why you are white knighting on the internet for anonymous women instead of brute-forcing your way to a bunch of tail in real-life.
 
2014-01-18 08:53:39 PM  

dunklemeister: The article doesn't actually say the police plan on charging him with anything. The part where he acted like he was considering running after her was the creepy/rapiest part. They may just want to find out who is he so they can talk to him, or in case something worse happens to her or someone else they can have a record of contact with the creep.

Does anyone here honestly think this is an OK way to behave toward women, or that this is the sort of thing attractive people do in order to make sex happen?


So, join a varsity sports team first?  Teach kabbalah?  Help me out here.
 
2014-01-18 08:59:49 PM  

untaken_name: dunklemeister: he acted like he was considering running after her. This, combined with the rest of his behavior, is the truly alarming and threatening part, and the part that keeps getting minimized in this thread in order to make it seem as if the woman is overreacting

Acted like he was considering doing something? OH NOES! I mean, sure, he didn't actually run after her, but he looked like he might be thinking about it, which means he must be killed. Nope, no hint of overreaction there, no sir.



Context.

If that was all he did, then yes, I would consider it overreacting. However, that is not what happened, and that is not what I said happened.
 
2014-01-18 09:03:10 PM  
i777.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-18 09:23:11 PM  

miss diminutive: HawgWild: miss diminutive: As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?

This, or similar creepy-perv behaviour, has happened to me more than once. I just ignore it and jog on.

I promise I'll stop. Eventually.

Just promise to avoid the zentai suit.

It...leaves little to the imagination.


Don't try to change me, baby ...
 
2014-01-18 10:29:04 PM  

The English Major: [i777.photobucket.com image 800x600]


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-18 10:40:42 PM  

Mikey1969: jbc: Fake. No one ever asks if they can unzip their sweatpants.

And what kind of goofball euphemism is "lewd behavior in Pocket area"?

Yeah, I think he said something else entirely, and this chick is just positive that she's hot enough to excite some whack a doodle... Besides, why is the "unwanted comment" not specified? This story is awfully lean in the 'details' department...


Well, that's hardly new in journalism these days.

Headline: Something happened.

Body of article: Something happened to someone.

That's about as good as it gets anymore.
 
2014-01-18 11:25:07 PM  
Based on the description of his behavior the guy is rude and douchey but I don't see anything criminal in his actions.  I am surprised the police are bothering to look for him.
 
2014-01-18 11:33:42 PM  

miss diminutive: As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?

This, or similar creepy-perv behaviour, has happened to me more than once. I just ignore it and jog on.


So, can I unzip my pants?
 
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