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(SacBee)   Sacramento police on the lookout for every male Farker. With bonus 7th grade level police sketch   (sacbee.com) divider line 121
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2014-01-18 12:15:01 PM  
Why would they use a sketch artist in hopes of catching someone that made an unwanted comment to a woman?
 
2014-01-18 12:18:13 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: Why would they use a sketch artist in hopes of catching someone that made an unwanted comment to a woman?


Why would they use an 10 year old sketch artist?
 
2014-01-18 12:18:36 PM  
media.sacbee.com
i4.mirror.co.uk
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-01-18 12:23:55 PM  
Fake. No one ever asks if they can unzip their sweatpants.

And what kind of goofball euphemism is "lewd behavior in Pocket area"?
 
2014-01-18 12:55:39 PM  
Is he wearing a hoodie under a spider man outfit or something?
 
2014-01-18 12:57:14 PM  

pueblonative: *under


over, FTFM
 
2014-01-18 01:19:15 PM  
As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?

This, or similar creepy-perv behaviour, has happened to me more than once. I just ignore it and jog on.
 
2014-01-18 03:04:06 PM  
howtobeserious.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-18 03:27:21 PM  

miss diminutive: As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?

This, or similar creepy-perv behaviour, has happened to me more than once. I just ignore it and jog on.


I promise I'll stop. Eventually.
 
2014-01-18 04:24:29 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-18 04:27:06 PM  
It took him like three hours to finish the shading on the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing he's ever done.
 
2014-01-18 04:32:04 PM  
It's obviously Justin Beiber.

Arrest him.
 
2014-01-18 04:32:29 PM  

jbc: Fake. No one ever asks if they can unzip their sweatpants.

And what kind of goofball euphemism is "lewd behavior in Pocket area"?


I'd like to open a billiards parlor there.
 
2014-01-18 04:34:38 PM  

farkingismybusiness: It took him like three hours to finish the shading on the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing he's ever done.


Thank you.
 
2014-01-18 04:36:47 PM  
As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?"

That's,  "May I unzip my pants?".
 
2014-01-18 04:37:27 PM  

miss diminutive: As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?

This, or similar creepy-perv behaviour, has happened to me more than once. I just ignore it and jog on.


And people wonder why women get annoyed about the 'compliments'.

/Seriously, it's disgusting and freaky. Knock it the f*ck off.
 
2014-01-18 04:38:20 PM  
The sketch wouldn't be nearly as bad if the hood was draped naturally off the head instead of creepily sticking to the kid's neck and trapezius region like a foreskin.
 
2014-01-18 04:38:33 PM  
As the Huffington Post would headline it, "This is NOT a Photograph".
 
2014-01-18 04:39:01 PM  
img.fark.net
teenchive.com
 
2014-01-18 04:39:37 PM  
He looks glad to see me in the Pocket area.
 
2014-01-18 04:39:45 PM  
What a good police sketch might look like:
wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-01-18 04:39:56 PM  
The act was apparently committed by Justin Bieber as he appears on a twelve-year-old girl's social studies folder.
 
2014-01-18 04:40:52 PM  
At least he seems polite.

Everyone in Sacramento is polite.
 
2014-01-18 04:43:09 PM  

pueblonative: Is he wearing a hoodie under a spider man outfit or something?

That's what I thought.  Peter Parker is wanted dead or alive.
 
2014-01-18 04:45:35 PM  
I was reading the article as a co-worker walked by and said "Dude that looks just like you".
 
2014-01-18 04:48:00 PM  
Couldn't be a Farker.  Name one that goes jogging at ANY time.  I think maybe a fair cross section aren't even awake at 7:15am; I know I'm sure as hell not.
 
2014-01-18 04:50:55 PM  

jbc: And what kind of goofball euphemism is "lewd behavior in Pocket area"?


Apparently, he allegedly made lewd comments and gestures in the pocket area to a woman jogger in the Pocket area.
 
2014-01-18 04:51:40 PM  

TehMvnk: Couldn't be a Farker.  Name one that goes jogging at ANY time.  I think maybe a fair cross section aren't even awake at 7:15am; I know I'm sure as hell not.


I've tried to start jogging but it's always too damn cold up here.
/Minnesota.
 
v15
2014-01-18 04:58:00 PM  
"As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, 'Can I unzip my pants?'"

"Police on Tuesday released a composite sketch (pictured) of the suspect, who was described as Indian, in his late 20s to early 30s, 5 feet 10 inches, to 5 feet 11 inches tall, with a skinny build, and wearing a gray hooded-sweatshirt over a flannel pajama top and gray sweat pants."

Zippers on sweat pants? An Indian wearing pants? This woman is a farking liar.
 
2014-01-18 05:00:36 PM  
A skinny build?

I think we're safe.
 
2014-01-18 05:00:44 PM  
Subby, the suspect was described as a thin male. Everyone on Fark can wheeze a sigh of relief.
 
2014-01-18 05:01:40 PM  

thatboyoverthere: TehMvnk: Couldn't be a Farker.  Name one that goes jogging at ANY time.  I think maybe a fair cross section aren't even awake at 7:15am; I know I'm sure as hell not.

I've tried to start jogging but it's always too damn cold up here.
/Minnesota.


I ran 6 this morning. It was a blistering 58. Damn near froze my nuts off.

/Texas
 
2014-01-18 05:01:43 PM  
Audrey Hepburn?
 
2014-01-18 05:03:00 PM  
Wait. He asked, she declined, he moved on. Why is this illegal?
 
2014-01-18 05:04:29 PM  
I'm pretty sure someone is trolling the police to get them to make a sketch of Beaver.  Or it really was Beaver.  One way or another the sketch was definitely Beaver.
 
2014-01-18 05:04:42 PM  
Police on Tuesday released a composite sketch (pictured) of the suspect, who was described as Indian, in his late 20s to early 30s, 5 feet 10 inches, to 5 feet 11 inches tall, with a skinny build, and wearing a gray hooded-sweatshirt over a flannel pajama top and gray sweaty penis.
 
2014-01-18 05:06:27 PM  

Tenoch: Audrey Hepburn?


There it is.  Right down the the fuzzy caterpillar eyebrows.
 
2014-01-18 05:07:16 PM  
They have a sketch of his girlfriend too.

moviefarm.co.uk
 
2014-01-18 05:07:44 PM  

99.998er: What a good police sketch might look like:
[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 420x315]


That one still makes me laugh every time I see it.
 
2014-01-18 05:11:20 PM  
img.gawkerassets.com
Was it this guy?
 
2014-01-18 05:14:11 PM  

TehMvnk: Couldn't be a Farker.  Name one that goes jogging at ANY time.  I think maybe a fair cross section aren't even awake at 7:15am; I know I'm sure as hell not.


Riiight... nice alibi.
 
2014-01-18 05:15:22 PM  
First thing that came to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnx6DHxK28">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=PJnx6DHxK28
 
2014-01-18 05:15:52 PM  

miss diminutive: As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?

This, or similar creepy-perv behaviour, has happened to me more than once. I just ignore it and jog on.


We need to equip you with a large tank of bear mace. Or a poleaxe.

Yeah, the poleaxe.
 
2014-01-18 05:15:58 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: First thing that came to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnx6DHxK28">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=PJnx6DHxK28


Oh, may be NSFW
 
2014-01-18 05:16:36 PM  
That's just sad. Who did the artist have to blow to get that gig?
 
2014-01-18 05:23:31 PM  
How is this illegal or worth a man hunt?

farking little princess must know somebody on the force.
 
2014-01-18 05:28:15 PM  
so, he didn't touch her, didn't expose himself, and didn't follow her.

better call in the federal marshals on this one.
 
2014-01-18 05:29:42 PM  
was the perp offended by sharp knees?
 
2014-01-18 05:31:32 PM  

v15: "As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, 'Can I unzip my pants?'"

"Police on Tuesday released a composite sketch (pictured) of the suspect, who was described as Indian, in his late 20s to early 30s, 5 feet 10 inches, to 5 feet 11 inches tall, with a skinny build, and wearing a gray hooded-sweatshirt over a flannel pajama top and gray sweat pants."

Zippers on sweat pants? An Indian wearing pants? This woman is a farking liar.


Also Indians aren't known to be sexually aggressive towards strange women...
 
2014-01-18 05:37:02 PM  
t.fod4.com
 
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